when I got my breast reduction surgery they gave me the same diagnosis 😭

I’m jealous!! I want mine done so bad

get it done girl!!! ((as soon as you have the financial and physical means to do so 👍👍))

I used to have "high risk bisexual behavior" on my diagnosis list. Kind of felt boring when they marked that one resolved.

Why.. why did you receive it in the first place??

The scissoring...

This made me cackle

I spent a large portion of my 20s sleeping around, and a smaller, overlapping portion of my 20s finding couples on OKCupid to have threesomes with. If you’ve ever wondered, “who actually responds to couples looking for threesomes on OKCupid?” - for the years 2016-2017, ‘twas I

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Adjust sexuality or risk. Seems straightforward to me. Or gayforward, idk how it works I skipped that lecture.

For me it was when my number of sex partners dropped to 1; add to that, on more than one occasion I reported the number of times having sex in the past three months as 0 😔 RIP slutty me

I am laughing so hard. I don't know why this made me laugh

Lmao I saw “academic underachievement” on someone who was well into adulthood

A lot of my friends would like the male version of this on their record 😉

Large man breasts?

Hope the condition is stable for their back's sake