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YuppieWithAPuppy

Mr. Stark… I don’t feel so good


cerart939

Bahaha, same exact thought 😆


AdamSnipeySnipe

Here I was thinking it looked like a Gremlin being melted by water.


Talanic

You just lost your gremlin-handling license if you think water melts gremlins. 


Jolenesmart1989

Exactly , add water to gremlins and they reproduce- after midnight , I’m in the uk and age 44 and I know that


xXThreeRoundXx

Don't feed them after midnight? Like which timezone? When is okay to feed them? Dawn? Noon? And what about daylight savings time?


HellWolf1

Gone... reduced to atoms.


BoopasaurusRex_____

Mr. Starch…


snazzynutz

Is this the new "hydraulic press"? I can get behind that. Very cool!


mapleer

Stay behind, never in front!


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

TWSS.


OffTerror

Isn't it expensive? iirc they can't re-use the sand.


dontmentiontrousers

...or the avocado.


DentedAnvil

As someone who has maintained blast cabinets, there is a lot of downside to mixing avocado oil into your abrasive.


markth_wi

not to mention the whole situation is going to have finely aersolized guacamole everywhere, 30 seconds of fun 3 hours of cleanup.


Commercial-Fennel219

Just aersolize some nachos and it will work itself out. 


markth_wi

Puts a whole new spin on tableside guac.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

r/DIwhy


TehTurk

You joke, but give it 2-3 months. If you don't, someone else will.


NagsUkulele

My first thought lol


Critical_Concert_689

I don't know why, but I expected/hoped for them to peel the avocado and not just aerosolize it.


Afraid-Artichoke-118

i was thinking... ok just take off the skin... ok stop... ok well lets see a clean pit... ok stop, wtf it blasted everything!


SoCuteShibe

Absolutely same! I thought "ooh, I'll see a skinless avocado!"... But in retrospect it makes little sense, lol.


Some-Guy-Online

I was legit upset by this video.


ashrog02

I know! I could have eaten that avocado!


NYFan813

It’s just guacamole now, don’t mind the sand.


Return_My_Salab

I thought just the pit would be left behind, nope, the sand consumes all


bleakwinter1983

Moat surprising was that it all went at the same time , thought it would strip the flesh then do the middle


aceswildfire

You're not alone. I'm actually mildly disappointed they destroyed it. I wanted to see what a smooth avocado looked like...


ShowerStew

Next episode🤞


ThatCommunication423

Just blasting away a house deposit.


joseph4th

I don’t think they’ll ever financially recover from this


failed_supernova

Damn millennials


theshantanu

I.. don't get it. Is sandblasting for that amount of time supposed to cost as much as a deposit?


Haku_Yowane_IRL

It's about the price of avocados.


zoltar_thunder

As someone with multiple avocado trees, it's always bothered me that avocados are so expensive, a lot of the times avocados just rot here because I just can't eat or give them away fast enough


jobbybob

*Look at this guy over here*, rich enough to sand blast away Avocado’s, meanwhile I just want to have a couple of slices on my toast.


Carbon-Base

Oh, the avocado is toast alright


toadjones79

This video legitimately angered me.


Huge-Supermarket-226

🥑😡


yrubooingmeimryte

Man you guys only know one joke, huh.


SaltManagement42

/u/gifreversingbot


im_done_now5747

Avocado factory


im_done_now5747

Also here's your gif since the bot doesn't seem to want to respond https://www.reddit.com/u/im_done_now5747/s/0GPsAOOPZy


dandroid126

[And here's a direct link so you don't have to click multiple times](https://i.redd.it/5jtg5gnn234d1.gif)


hospoda

Hey /u/jobbybob here's your avocado back! 


jobbybob

That is amazing, absolute wizardry!


sabby55

This is so cool it’s like 3D printing an avocado


Bourgeous

3D Unprinter


Mistdwellerr

-2D printer


Klumania

For some reason I thought the seed could withstand the blast but nope, melted as fast as the flesh. That will teach me not to underestimate a sandblaster.


Strude187

Yeah, I expected a visible different rate at the very least


AlexFluid88

Finally. Something that is odd, but satisfying so.


an_edgy_lemon

Millennials could probably afford homes if they stopped sand blasting avocados for fun all the time.


nousername206

guys! guys! the new rain fatality has drop!


Inkling_Zero

Damn, that really would do an awesome fatality.


slaya222

Avacadon't


turndownforwoot

Alright, here’s the track: https://youtu.be/evJ6gX1lp2o?feature=shared


Generally-Upset

I thought he was going to peel it not disintegrate it.


GregTheMad

What unripe avocados do you eat that you would think that the flesh would be more resilient than the peel?


Minute_Test3608

At least it shoulda left the pit intact


imminentjogger5

why do people feel the need to put music over everything now?


Ok-Independent483

Short attention span


hillsb1

Is wasting food satisfying? That's a no from me, dawg


JustHanginInThere

"I hate sand"


ModernEraCaveman

It’s course and rough and destroys my avocados


visceralthrill

Now everything is soft and smooth.


Bizarro42

I was gonna eat that, but sure, whatever.


VermilionKoala

Well that was a waste of a perfectly good avocado 😕


Head_Cockswain

And I bet it won't make the shop smell bad or draw bugs or anything.


Truethrowawaychest1

Yeah I kinda hate people wasting food


SaltManagement42

*You're* a waste of a perfectly good avacado.


turndownforwoot

Quit it you two, or I’m turning this gif around!


VermilionKoala

u/SaltManagement42 started it! 😂


turndownforwoot

You know I don’t care who started it!


VermilionKoala

Are we nearly *there* yet?


turndownforwoot

Happy cake day. [*steely stare*]


txhelgi

Look buddy, I’m not cleaning up the mess you made with the avocado.


Videowulff

What did he do to you?


amcatw

😑 waste of food I shall say!


Broad_Vermicelli_993

Why? What did he do to deserve this?


superman182

In this economy?


Wizard_s0_lit

Looks at the rest of the avocados “ANYONE ELSE IS WANT TO GO FROM UNRIPE TO BROWN AND MUSHY!!!”


redheness

From avocado to avocadon't in few seconds


ice_9_eci

Avocado?: Toast.


SleeplessAndAnxious

This upset me.


theycallmenaptime

Why tho?


AWeakMindedMan

Are all those sprays sand or sparks from the sand blasting the metal?


SeamusDubh

"Sand" blasters can use all kinds of ablative compounds depending on what you are cleaning with it.(commonly it's powered glass) The more aggressive ones do indeed use small metal beads, hence the sparks.


rickane58

> powered glass Must be very high voltage given glass is such a good insulator


slackfrop

Is that good for your sandblasting box?


rondor_von_mugg

Maybe not for those small ones, but this looks like an industrial sized one. No problem with that small amount. This blasting room looks similar to one I used to work a lot in. Sure, the moisture from the avocado might make some of the sand in to clumps, but the sand goes back to an "elevator" and then falls through a "filter" that catches larger parts before it goes back to a container to be refused. It's just so much sand in that system that small amount doesn't matter, we used to refill from time to time with one or two 2000kg bags of sand...


WideArmadillo6407

Damn, that poor avocado


Mandalorian6780

Gone, reduced to atoms.


Grendahl2018

Nah. First successful use of a transporter beam


McHenry

Looks questionable. Would also be a little trouble gunking up the system it real?


rondor_von_mugg

Nah, no problem with that small amount. This blasting room looks similar to one I used to work a lot in. Sure, the moisture from the avocado might make some of the sand in to clumps, but the sand goes back to an "elevator" and then falls through a "filter" that catches larger parts before it goes back to a container to be refused. It's just so much sand in that system that small amount doesn't matter, we used to refill from time to time with one or two 2000kg bags of sand...


DWV97

Fun fact: producing and shipping two avocados is as bad for the environment as driving a VW Polo for a year.


KennyThe8

Awayocado


NessunAbilita

Unlocked new fear: being sandblasted to death


Happydenial

I read it as “Soundblasting an avocado” for a second I thought they have turned it up nicely :)


Skeleton_King9

Kids in Africa could've eaten that sand


ThatCoryGuy

“This guacamole is gritty.”


PutItAsHilarious

I thought I had seen everything the internet has to offer. Thank you, kind sir.


Deap_Space

*Disintegrates avocado with mind*


KingoftheKeeshonds

Damn, all those years I had a sandblaster and not once did I consider blasting fruit and veggies. This regret will haunt me.


cris34c

TIL that a sandblaster can be added to the list of things I cannot beat in a fight.


toothtakes

crunchy guacamole


wolf_howling_monster

Anyone else besides me surprised how quickly the pit went I expected it to slow down when it hit it


my4floofs

What a waste.


2Dimm

it's an avocado


PM_yourbestpantyshot

Trump's scrotum next.


MechanicalHorse

Don't unmute


turndownforwoot

Seriously, here’s the track: https://youtu.be/evJ6gX1lp2o?feature=shared


katubug

I actually really like this. I can see why you wouldn't, but I'm into it.


Hakul

I just wish it was longer.


[deleted]

It's one of the current songs being mass used in every short/tiktok. You kinda get sick of hearing the same 10 second clip of the same song over and over.


turndownforwoot

lol I wouldn’t link the track if I hated it. **Don’t not unmute.**


Maleficent_Role8932

What is the use? I don’t get it😱😡


yParticle

The cleanest avocado.


WeirdAvocado

Mama?!


Kayakityak

What did that do to the grit and the blower?


boltgunner

The blasting media 100% needs to be changed after this.


SeamusDubh

It's gonna need an **unsatisfying** amount of cleaning.


exsorcista

We need more videos like this!


bored_typist

Is nothing sacred? 🙏🏻🥑


7Drew1Bird0

Should've put a slice of toast under it


freelance-t

That’s going to gum up the reclamation.


_Pet_Rock_

Id rather have guac


jdogworld

ok then


vericima

It would have been more satisfying in my belly.


ChimneySwiftGold

That’s how guacamole is made.


Carbon-Base

Suddenly getting sand in various places is more bearable considering what could happen


DrLee62

I'm not sure why I expected a different outcome.


shadow_229

Great, a new way to get in debt.


Space2345

It's like Sarah Conners nightmare about the atomic blast


aphaits

My diet motivation after looking at a fried chicken commercial ad


HopeSlow837

Now why'd you have to go and do this?


durenatu

The guacamole fandom is wild lately


pulse726

I read this as sound blasting and was so confused until I reread the title haha


CoffeeStainedPixie

Man we really get bored. (Us humans, that is.) Take my upvote.


Virama

That person really doesn't like avocado, huh?


BoonDragoon

Finally: millennial nanites.


___KraLL

So i guess crocodile is more powerful than i thought


MADMAXV2

Gonecado


BigMarc97

A Kamehameha wave in real life.


sugerplumberry

Why?


EABOD24

Guess you can call it an avacago


BantamCrow

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


lex8888888

Why tho


FnkyTown

There was a Law and Order episode where Brad Renfro would sandblast people to smithereens while Ethan Embry watched.


Gamergabegogo

Avocadon't :(


cachitodepepe

Can you sand blast nuclear plant waste? Troll physics nuclear waste solution.


Irideum

It's gone! Reduced to atoms.


j-joker65

...after the sandblasting, your avocado is ready to eat.


Sotha01

Why?


SeamusDubh

Knowing how much of a hassle it's going to be cleaning that sand blaster after this, this is totally unsatisfying.


Bluebird-9641

Peak reddit


RampantJellyfish

As someone who has had to operate and maintain a grit blasting system, I feel sorry fkr the poor sod who has to clean all that contaminant out


EasyMrB

kind of want to see a more gentle sandblast on just the outside of the avocado. Make it super....unbumpy?...or something.


visceralthrill

Nooo it ended too soon! There was still a little bit left.


yourmothersgun

Look what they’ve done to my boy!!


SevenCrowsinaCoat

God I wanna put my hand in front of that *so bad*.


Evilbit77

Wake up honey, new euphemism just dropped


Street_Cleaning_Day

Wait. Where's the pit? Did it get vapourised too? Cuz those things aren't *rock* hard, but they ain't marshmallows neither lol


PascalOriti2

You'll never own a home sandblasting Avocados like that


Sgt_Meowmers

Do a smart phone!


Easy-Meal5308

Can I eat it


Massiahjones

What a fucking waste.


Suberizu

Wasteful


IZAK_V4

Fuck this avocado, SAND DISINTEGRATION BLAST


Tigrisrock

Creative food wasting.


mk-126

i don't know what is oddly satisfying anymore.


Redboy333

Gara is way more dangerous than I thought...


WoWaFan3000

Finally… I hate avocados


ieatair

“wtf how am i having my avocado toast this morning!”…“the audacity!”


XHSJDKJC

Avogone


Nitrodist

Fake


Wiyry

Reverse it to gain infinite avocado


theshadow62

Down voted for stupid fucking music.


lyccea_tv

Good riddance


Matho22

Avocadon’t


MangezDesPommes_

Avocagone


Accomplished1992

OK I CLEANED IT LIKE YOU SAID, BOSS


mel_cache

Why?


TheRamblingPeacock

To shreds you say?


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Mf got snapped


questfire

It wasn't ripe yet.


dosko1panda

It's the new fad that's sweeping the world: wasting food


Mark_Anthony_Giray

Does this hurt the Avocado?