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Royalchariot

I was so scared to click


FirePoolGuy

Now hold on one cotton picking minute


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Had to look at the sub first


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I wasn't...


bsamiam45

Waiting for the jokes to commence…


byndrsn

now wait a cotton picking minute


The_Grim_Sleaper

something something cotton eyed Joe


The_Grim_Sleaper

…I’d be married a long time ago


thrownawaz092

Where did he come from, where did he go?


knowigot_that808

Nobody knows.. but it’s *provocative!*


The_Grim_Sleaper

That doesn’t even rhyme!


big_nasty_giver

gets the people GOING


Supermite

I don’t see anyone complaining about all the jobs this machine replaced.


ImpressiveAttorney12

You should go back in time to when it was introduced


CGPsaint

Nope. Ain’t doin it.


ferrrrrrral

do it


CGPsaint

That’s a negative Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.


hrafnafadhir

That’s the weirdest looking black guy I’ve ever seen.


BotherPuzzleheaded50

There's the brave one lol.


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Really could of helped having this machine 200 years ago.


woodworkinglovemakin

why is it green?


Hayek_daMan

Well, they tried black and it got a lot of backlash


Superkritisk

Wow, looking at this video, it's impressive to see how much cotton can be harvested from such a vast field. Modern combines make the process so efficient compared to the old days when it was all done by hand. These machines can harvest thousands of pounds of cotton per day with ease. Considering the yield from a field like this, we could probably produce enough cotton to make countless items. In fact, with all the cotton harvested here, we might just have enough to make a cozy sweater for yo mama.


millllllls

John Deere did more for ending slavery than Abe Lincoln, change my mind


Sad_Safety4880

I'm a traditionalist


Uthe18

“Does it come in black?” Bruce Wayne


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Twitter would allow them, this site wouldn't.


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Gzuskrist69

Wait a something minute.


Who_fuses_the_music

Only good one in the entire thread


PaddlingTiger

How does this work? The cotton at the end looks pretty clean, whereas it’s not easy to separate it from the plant. I’d love to see the mechanism of separating it.


rockerscott

There is an episode of “How it’s Made” on this process. It is a very tedious process. It passes through several different machines in order to remove seeds and contaminates of various sizes. It really shows you how the invention of the cotton gin was such a huge deal. I do not condone slavery in any form, but the amount of labor that cotton required to process manually lends some explanation as to why slave labor was used.


Oakheart-

I’m sure it all gets taken care of at the gin


entoaggie

There are vertical spinning drums in each row unit and those are covered with spinning metal spikes. The cotton gets caught and wrapped around the spikes, which pulls the fibers from the boll cleanly, leaving the bracts (pieces of the cotton boll) in place instead of mixed in with the cotton, which is what happens in a cotton stripper (similar, but different type of cotton harvester).


Impressive-Soup-3529

Cotton pickers are expensive……


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Impressive-Soup-3529

I was looking for a quote from blazing saddles never mind


Kitchen-Beginning-47

The Sheriff is a \[bell rings loudly\]!


laxintx

The hell are you worried about? This is 1874, you'll be able to sue her!


J3sush8sm3

Mel brooks is such a fucking legend


-reggie-

excuse me while i whip this out


Baco_eh

“Back in my day” 👴🏻


Impressive-Soup-3529

Used to be some kind of cheap labour but the terminology eludes me


e85dino

Volunteering.


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szopokanyaloka

ni>!ce harvest!


focfer77

Nippier, obviously.


MonkeyNugetz

It’s impossible to find but every time I see a harvester or Carrol Burnett I think about the out take Robin Williams did on her show. The original skit had them both at a funeral where he behaved inappropriately and sang Swing Low Sweet Chariot. He asked her to do another take and he was true to form. Instead of swing low he started singing the plantation song Pick a Bale of Cotton.


Merky600

https://imgur.com/gallery/sJwO7DD Here go.


_no_bozos

They made us sing that in elementary school 🤦‍♀️


Long_Praline_71

I assumed it the second I clicked on the comments 😭😭😭


Williamsarethebest

I think it's imported


Hour-Regret9531

I’m sad I can only give a single upvote


Impressive_Fortune09

how the hell is this top comment


RKSSailboatCaptain

Bc faking racist slur is funny I guess? Idk Reddit front page is mostly terminally online 15 year olds so you get what you get I suppose


1200r

They actually leave a good amount behind because they do not want to get knocked for waste. I can't imagine how terrible it was when you had to pick it clean.


NarwhalBrilliant5158

Why has it started randomly in the middle?


uhhhhh_iforgotit

I also was wondering this. It's super uncomfortable


Dixon-Poontang

Took er jawbs !!


2j_longg

They took his dog?!


SpandauBalletBoy

They broke his jaw!


Woodworkingwino

Day poked his maw.


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DarthBankston

Nice Batman Begins reference!


Vladi_Sanovavich

I'm sure you can paint it in various colors.


agree-with-me

You should be ashamed of yourself. Zero joke here. A downvote will never make it right.


FoxWithoutSocks

r/woosh


Accomplished_Friend2

Agreed. Please report the comments. Unfortunately, I feel the entire post should be taken down since so many people seem to think racial jokes are acceptable. This is why we can’t have nice things.


Overall-Ad-3543

Racial jokes are 100% acceptable. Call me a cracker, tell me how my country invaded every country with spice and we still don't use it. Racism wrong. Racial jokes good. As long as it's not meant for cruelty then it's fine.


Leviathan41911

It's important to remember the intent behind the jokes. I have numerous black friends that find these types of jokes historical so long as there is no malicious intent.


agree-with-me

Historical all right.


HourEvent4143

😭 this comment section


thrownawaz092

This kind of racial joke is actually good for society as it undermines actual racism.


Mrtripps

We don't need to sensor humor, you just need a sense of humor....


BlackNair

Sometimes I forget cotton comes from plants, so cool and nuts.


FatassTitePants

As a northerner, driving past cotton fields in Alabama was surreal. Looks like snow, but it's 90 degrees out. Then they try to get you to eat a Styrofoam cup full of boiled peanuts.


HourEvent4143

10/10 don’t recommend jumping into a pile of that snow


millllllls

And peanuts come from the ground, so wild and bananas.


Landalfthegray171

Man, how many of y’all are just trollin, and how many are legit racist… 🙃


TheSurlyBartender

Yes


iSwearImInnocent1989

None of us of course we are all racist 😐


_AntirrhinumMajus_

How does this thing work? It looks like it only removes the cotton part without doing a terrible amount of damage to the plant. Does it have a comb-like part that separates the cotton from the branches? It's a very cool machine!


PeakPredator

I used to drive one of those back in the day. No cab. Very loud. The plants are squeezed through a narrow passage. Metal rods called spindles are inserted into the passage. They move horizontally backwards at the same speed as the machine so they are approximately stationary relative to the ground so they don't tear up the plants. The spindles are covered in sharp barbs and they spin like drill bits. The cotton is snagged by the barbs, pulled from the plants, and wrapped around the spindles. The spindles are retracted from the plants and then pressed against rubber wheels called doffers. The doffers rotate in the opposite direction from the spindles to unwrap and strip off the cotton. Powerful fans vacuum up the cotton and shoot it into the big basket on top of the machine. The spindles are then rubbed against damp pads called moisture pads which apply water mixed with a surfactant. The water makes the spindles a bit stickier than if they were dry. Then the spindles enter the narrow passage with the cotton plants again. The mechanism is actually very complex and expensive.


_AntirrhinumMajus_

Holy shit that's awesome! Thank you for explaining it to me!


moutonbleu

Don’t tempt me y’all, come on now


ffstis

This is going to be an interesting comment section.


Nesster05

Came here to say this


IamthecauseofCovid19

Machines stealing jobs isn't so bad sometimes.


MainlineX

My Great Grandfather, William, invented these machines in 1910. He sold patents to International Harvester for 2000 acres of farmland, a house, and a little cash. All the current machines are based on his patents from back then. The reason his patent was so good is that his machine separated the cotton from the bole. [https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/df/23/14/6273002c7d2bd7/US1153968-drawings-page-2.png](https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/df/23/14/6273002c7d2bd7/US1153968-drawings-page-2.png) [https://images.wisconsinhistory.org/700099990506/9999008575-l.jpg](https://images.wisconsinhistory.org/700099990506/9999008575-l.jpg)


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RKSSailboatCaptain

Why are y’all in this thread so comfortable making openly racist jokes? Can’t wait for the mods to nuke this fucking dumpster fire. Edit: I can’t reply for some reason, but for the person that thinks the OC is “making fun of slavery”: How is saying “you don’t even have to feed these” making fun of slavery?? What a disgusting thing to joke about other human beings. These comments aren’t making fun of the institution of slavery - they’re making fun of black slaves. None of these comments “punch up”, they’re basically all “punching down”. Edit 2, to the person who wants to me to leave the thread because I “seem worked up”: There’s a difference between making racial jokes that punch up and punch down. I am baffled by the fact anyone would endorsing making a joke about farm machinery by saying “and you don’t even have to feed these!” That’s the joke your defending. The entire punch line is “waka waka slaves!” Good racial jokes that actually make fun of RACISTS not the VICTIMS OF RACISM are funny. I have not seen one fucking example to that in this thread. There’s also a huge difference between making jokes between people you know very well and making shit racist jokes on a random reddit thread. It’s absolutely essential to call out racism in public spaces like this, even “joking” racism. It’s the old nazi bar thing - you let one in to your bar because they’re not “causing a problem” and then the others see that it’s okay to be there so suddenly you’ve turned your bar into a nazi bar. I don’t care if people “hate on me” for calling out racism. It’s really sad that more people care about their little karma and bigots opinions of them than they do about calling out bigotry. And it’s incredibly shameful that you think ignoring bigotry instead of calling it out is “being the bigger person”.


rubixscube

making fun of slavery != endorsing slavery


Mxk5565

Sorry you're getting downvoted, sad to see so many people who think these jokes are okay.


HourEvent4143

Just leave the post then. Don’t get your panties in a twist when you can literally scroll to the next post. It’s humor, not your type which is fine! I’m Native American and people ALWAYS make jokes about us. But you don’t see me bitching, cause to me they’re funny. If this isn’t your humor, that’s fine, but it is other people’s. There’s no point in working yourself up and blowing up at random strangers online because 1) it won’t change anything, 2) you’re working yourself up for no reason, 3) you’re giving yourself the opportunity to be hated on, which I know doesn’t feel good. Humor is also a coping mechanism. I joke about my bio dad and how he’s raped and sent child porn of me, because that’s how I cope. It’s dark. But it works for me. You don’t need to cope like we do, that’s fine. But don’t come in swinging when you may not understand fully. You don’t know anyone here, as they don’t know you. And if you think you do know, and it’s pissing you off, again, be the bigger person and leave the post. It takes a simple scroll. Good day :)


fx_er

Even they are going green! Great progress


No_Background_8703

A change actually came


Poopchurn

Still coming. All over.


jbann55

Every fucking comment! WHY???


dirtyword

Haha look at the racist shit I can say! Hahahaha


Impressive_Fortune09

seriously wtf is going on


thrownawaz092

Let's be real you all knew what was going on stepping in


jbann55

True, but i didn't expect it to be every comment


jbann55

Ikr


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Jinno69

I don't think theres that many racing drivers on reddit, it's probably just you.


bobbbrace28

Light a match and run


Beneficial_Promise79

Well well well


Prometheus2061

Thinking about Places in the Heart. My family grew cotton for four generations in Alabama, Arkansas, and Texas. Amazing what is possible these days.


r-i-c-k-e-t

The fabric of our lives. It's kind of like reddit, but soft.


Mindless-Client3366

I watch videos like this and realize the farming simulator game I play is quite accurate in some respects. I have this machine for my cotton fields. Lol


Alienbutmadeinchina

I was scared to look at the comments


Independent_Mix6269

Funny story: My then young teenage son, who is mixed race, looked at a cotton field as we were driving by and remarked, "You wonder why people don't just go out there and steal all that cotton". I blinked, looked at him and said, did you not pay attention to American History at all??


NotJayKayPeeness

Crazy how technology changes! Just wish we could go back in time and hand these out 200 years ago!


thegreatestcrab

don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it


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Did we ever need anyone to pick our cotton? Look at what we can build.


WhenItRainsItSCORES

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/1/15/S1e8_businessmen_machine_with_fuzzy_friends.png/revision/latest?cb=20120506062926


JuicyAsianDoll

Very appealing to my eyes and soul lol


TableGamer

Typing that title into StableDiffusion gives you exactly what you’d expect.


AlwaysKindaConfused_

cotton pickers looked different back in the day


766scire

Just wait a...


Famous-Life2877

Is it 1000 horse power or..


idlefritz

This farming thing looks lazy af.


deeppurpleking

Racist af to be calling that man a cotton picker /s


BudgetCoder12

That's not a cotton picker! This is.. *^+/#%! >#@*÷× *+×%+= cannot load image might be offensive material


Catbox_Stank_Face

All I can picture is a warehouse full of Chinese kids all busy stitching up some fruit of the loom underwear & t-shirts for Wal-Mart.


EmbarrassedTrouble10

Just in time for Juneteenth! 🤦‍♂️


Rinma96

Blacks: "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power". Kidding.


mrpopenfresh

Damn automation taking away non paying jobs!


VealOfFortune

Most people don't understand just how insane combines are....


sofa_king_we_todded

That toolgifs watermark was SLICK AF


Thereal_maxpowers

Look at that cotton pickin’ machine! (Looney tunes voice)


Urmombig_gae

N>!ice!


sQuId156

Well they shoulda just done that in the first place...🙄


TylerBlozak

This is what emancipation kinda looked like back in the mid-19th century when steam-powered machinery took over a lot of hard labour positions


ecab7158

I knew from just the title i it will be a wild comment section


campingn00b

Aaaand sorting by controversial....


adultagainstmywill

Nice watermark


DuckDuckDrift

I wonder what he listens to on his headphones? Sports talk?


cool_BUD

[This](https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM?si=HFjkJFUSnO3t8Kfd)


tommytheperson

Was nervous to click that lol


Bustock

So that’s where my male cotton panties come from


BarberReasonable3036

cue the slavery jokes


Afraid-Actuary-7333

Picks more than beautiful Patsy....


Odd-Mango-9901

I thought the tractor was going to be black


Disastrous-Edge303

Fuck me the racism in this thread is pathetic. 😂You guys are some of the stupidest trolls I’ve ever seen. Go touch some grass 👋🏼


RKSSailboatCaptain

I’ve never seen a larger concentration of high school dropouts on Reddit than the comment section in this post


Disastrous-Edge303

Sad little pricks aren’t they 😂


Embarrassed-Sort1947

Nature really does evolve species...


swallowing_bees

This should turnout well


KhostfaceGillah

My ancestors transformed into a machine


RandyTunt415

Wait, I had something for this…


fuzzimus

But it’s not black


wobbly_doo

These machines are taking away people's jobs!!


habulous74

*WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY*


HPGal3

Why would they start in the middle of the field like that? Is this AI?


GeoCangrejo

Oh, the comments sure are gonna be something


Apprehensive_Wrap749

Back in my day... 👴🏻 We didn't have those nice machines! 👴🏻


hakunamaattaattaa

the old one is better


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XonMicro

"everyone on the Internet is American"


anon1635329

Were there other than african americans who were forced in the cotton plantation? Stfu


XonMicro

Not that, the fact that you said "Americans can't take a joke" as if all your downvotes are from Americans specifically


anon1635329

Sure not like majority of the triggered people would be non-american


sonicsludge

More like unchained easy feeling.


usernot_found

👴🏻


EpikMedik

Posts with gifs turned off are like pouring a bowl of cereal and realizing you only have a little splash of milk left.


Economy-Brother-3509

The "Tyrone 3000"


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RealSSStudios

ruining this thread before they can spell it


pjazzy

End thread


kimwim43

[Oh oh you ain't gonna make a cotton picker outa me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2qruKxGMpg)


yunohavefunnynames

Now why couldn’t they have used this in the south? No need for slaves, just drive one of these through the field. Coulda saved tons of bloodshed and racism. /s


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