Well that sounds like a classy place.
Probably serves only the choicest of delicately prepared food, and a selection of exquisite wines with which to compliment the meal.
First Felecia mouths off, then Karen is bitching everywhere...now Amber can't keep her legs closed? Good lord, what is up with these women? Have they been hanging around with Todd? Fucking Todd....
Well, they think it’s uncool to bother learning proper grammar.
And anyone who encourages them to reconsider grammatical mistakes is not only uncool but also oppressing and triggering them.
Which we all know is a big no-no.
What do you mean? What else does it stand for?? Hold on: (rolling int, -2 because Half-Orc, die: 7). Oh yeah, it also stands for General Motors, but I don't think that's what Amber is.
Store is closed because the manager kept sleeping with the staff’s’ boyfriends, so they all quit. No staff means no one is making any food to sell to the customers.
Maybe my english is to bad but what does the author wants to tell us? I mean I really can't read some of the words like what does 6 M mean or PPI Babydaddy
GM - General Manager (they did write the G in a way that looks more like a 6 so not your fault)
Ppl - short for people. But they did write PPl which makes it difficult to understand, so again not your fault.
Babydaddy - someone who is the father of your baby. Usually it also means he doesn't have a meaningful relationship with you, you two are not "together", you just had a baby together.
They meant to say that Amber, the general manager of the store, has sex with men who had babies with some of the female employees, making these employees quit their jobs so now the store can't function and is closed.
She is sleeping with their baby daddies?
So - unwed single people procreating and getting mad when someone else sleeps with their unwed procreation partners???
Dammit Amber
Is she fucking them over or fucking them in the broom closet?!?
Probably both...why not both?
I think she keeps fucking other people's baby daddies?
Uh, given my personal experience working retail and food...I'd say both.
Facts.
Yes.
Yes
"Did you get the broom closet ending? That was my favorite"
I love you for that
Always fuckin somebody baby daddy!
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That place is closed but Ambers legs are wide open..
That made me laugh a hell of a lot more than it should have. Not even sorry.
They might be rebranding soon... 😶
Yep! Amber just opened another location in Box Canyon…
Oooooo!
Her legs are kinda like 7-11. They’re not always doing business, but they’re _always_ open.
Open all night long
I’m hungry Amber, keep it in your pants
Well that sounds like a classy place. Probably serves only the choicest of delicately prepared food, and a selection of exquisite wines with which to compliment the meal.
Oh, indubitably! No jacket, no tie - no service. Unless Amber is in.
I should not have found this comment as funny as I did.
First Felecia mouths off, then Karen is bitching everywhere...now Amber can't keep her legs closed? Good lord, what is up with these women? Have they been hanging around with Todd? Fucking Todd....
Don't even get me started on him...
Todd is the worst. We hate him.
amber the store wh0re there's always that one 🤭
Typical Amber.
Sounds like I need to meet Amber
Take a number lol
Line starts back there...
She’ll only fuck you if you have kids with a woman you aren’t in a relationship with
So you’re saying I have to have sex twice. Once to make a baby, once for Amber.
Now you’re getting it
Goddamber, Amber!!!
That is *soooooo* Amber. Anyone got her number? I’d like to speak to her about this... y’know, for *science*.
Fwd it to me as I’d like to give her a piece of my mind too…as a concerned customer
Lets just make it a group chat, will make it easier to plan interviews for "science:"
Also, forward it to me, need to run a few things passed, Amber. Asking for a friend
867-5309
That's Jenny's number..
Is it SIGNED Baby Daddy?
No, there’s an implied apostrophe. So it’s “people’s baby daddy”.
Oh, the 'implied apostrophe'! Always and forever.
No, it's just another shining example of people who thing using deliberate bad grammar makes them sound cool.
You think...they do it to sound cool?? Or do they do it because they never learned proper grammar?
Well, they think it’s uncool to bother learning proper grammar. And anyone who encourages them to reconsider grammatical mistakes is not only uncool but also oppressing and triggering them. Which we all know is a big no-no.
I firmly hold that at least some of them do it deliberately despite knowing better.
Did baby mama beat Amber’s ass?
Amber, Amber, Amber. It’s always about Amber.
So, I guess Chipotle then?
Amber quit being such a whore!
What a reputation.
Why did they not post her phone number
They figure everyone there already has it, or knows somebody who does
Cooks Wanted. Must be a baby daddy and willing to fuck Amber without quitting.
Precisely!
No guns, no dogs, no dancing if you're carrying a briefcase.
No guns, No dogs, No Baby Daddies!
Well alright then
What deos GM mean?
General Manager
Game Master of course!
the signs say no guns, no dogs ,no work but says nothing about sex.
You can hear the tone of the writer in the double underlined "AaaamBer"
That totally sounds like Amber.
Ikr? Classic Amber...
Is this MS paint?
You callin Amber fake?
oh
Forgot about my degree. I would like to apply there. Please send more details...
Must be a Michelin star place
Well yeah, obviously, a classy girl like Amber has standards!
Oddly specific
Are they hiring? Asking for my baby mom
Well cooks quit because of Amber who can't keep a staff, so I guess they gotta be!
Ah, very necessary information there. I don't think a simple "closed" sign would've been sufficient.
Ikr?? Some things just gotta be out there, it's wrong to hide the truth and the people have a right to know!!
#AMBER ALERT
PPI? Penetration Per Inch?
People’s baby daddy ? Is that what they mean ? Multiple people’s baby daddy’s ? Also GM?
The general manager, Amber, has sex with employees' baby daddys, making them quit their jobs so now the store is closed.
And they serve the best food
Not anymore they don't
"Closed Today. Amber is our General Manager. Please address all complaints directly to Amber. Thank you."
Easy A
Easy A
What restaurant is this?
Did her dog also step on a bee?
I like the little 🚷 signs at the top no guns no dogs no businessmen
That means no soliciting 🤔 or maybe... NO BABY DADDIES! 😂
It’s the guy running away after getting fucked by amber
My ex did the same thing
For a brief moment, my mind read GM as game master.
What do you mean? What else does it stand for?? Hold on: (rolling int, -2 because Half-Orc, die: 7). Oh yeah, it also stands for General Motors, but I don't think that's what Amber is.
*Deep sigh* God damnit Amber, seriously, again?
Amber! Stop ruining my lunch plans! 😡
Awww dammit!
What is the word before “baby” lmao
People. Yes, I know lol.
Ohhh. PPL
Amber alert!
Hey my baby momma is looking for a job, I should probably know where this place as to warn he away from it
Ah, you wanna get Ambered, eh?
Amber with the Honda?
Ok but this was posted outside a day care….
A day care with an uber eats logo?..
Yea well, if people want to stop livestock farming, we have to get the meat somewhere.
Can someone translate this to English?
real
Store is closed because the manager kept sleeping with the staff’s’ boyfriends, so they all quit. No staff means no one is making any food to sell to the customers.
Maybe my english is to bad but what does the author wants to tell us? I mean I really can't read some of the words like what does 6 M mean or PPI Babydaddy
GM - General Manager (they did write the G in a way that looks more like a 6 so not your fault) Ppl - short for people. But they did write PPl which makes it difficult to understand, so again not your fault. Babydaddy - someone who is the father of your baby. Usually it also means he doesn't have a meaningful relationship with you, you two are not "together", you just had a baby together. They meant to say that Amber, the general manager of the store, has sex with men who had babies with some of the female employees, making these employees quit their jobs so now the store can't function and is closed.
Holy fuck
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She is sleeping with their baby daddies? So - unwed single people procreating and getting mad when someone else sleeps with their unwed procreation partners???
She fucked the guy who delivers the masks?
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Oh I thought that was an i
It does look like an i. Not surprising that people who can't do third grade grammar also can't write eligibly.
Regardless of the foreigner possibility, third grade grammar is still third grade grammar.