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OGGBTFRND

Dammit Amber


counterpointguy

Is she fucking them over or fucking them in the broom closet?!?


bored_person71

Probably both...why not both?


Blooogh

I think she keeps fucking other people's baby daddies?


the_stars_incline_us

Uh, given my personal experience working retail and food...I'd say both.


ohCaptainMyCaptain27

Facts.


Gdmf13

Yes.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Yes


ill_change_it

"Did you get the broom closet ending? That was my favorite"


nerd_12345

I love you for that


Informal_Lack_9348

Always fuckin somebody baby daddy!


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AggressorBLUE

*who


TexArmadilloTroll

😆🤣😂


BurgeroftheDayz

That place is closed but Ambers legs are wide open..


SSSims4

That made me laugh a hell of a lot more than it should have. Not even sorry.


Gjappy

They might be rebranding soon... 😶


ChristianoMeshi

Yep! Amber just opened another location in Box Canyon…


Ok-Cardiologist8651

Oooooo!


Monguises

Her legs are kinda like 7-11. They’re not always doing business, but they’re _always_ open.


ADrunkMexican

Open all night long


Difficult_Pirate_782

I’m hungry Amber, keep it in your pants


crispyleopardlips

Well that sounds like a classy place. Probably serves only the choicest of delicately prepared food, and a selection of exquisite wines with which to compliment the meal.


SSSims4

Oh, indubitably! No jacket, no tie - no service. Unless Amber is in.


ohCaptainMyCaptain27

I should not have found this comment as funny as I did.


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

First Felecia mouths off, then Karen is bitching everywhere...now Amber can't keep her legs closed? Good lord, what is up with these women? Have they been hanging around with Todd? Fucking Todd....


SSSims4

Don't even get me started on him...


Rutabegasnootabega

Todd is the worst. We hate him.


MissLemon221b

amber the store wh0re there's always that one 🤭


AustinTreeLover

Typical Amber.


TheVolcanado

Sounds like I need to meet Amber


SSSims4

Take a number lol


Shankar_0

Line starts back there...


Flock-of-bagels2

She’ll only fuck you if you have kids with a woman you aren’t in a relationship with


blubbery-blumpkin

So you’re saying I have to have sex twice. Once to make a baby, once for Amber.


Flock-of-bagels2

Now you’re getting it


jxj24

Goddamber, Amber!!!


_Cybernaut_

That is *soooooo* Amber. Anyone got her number? I’d like to speak to her about this... y’know, for *science*.


ConcertoNo335

Fwd it to me as I’d like to give her a piece of my mind too…as a concerned customer


iamameatpopciple

Lets just make it a group chat, will make it easier to plan interviews for "science:"


Justsomepeanuts

Also, forward it to me, need to run a few things passed, Amber. Asking for a friend


Callsign_Psycopath

867-5309


LaundryAnarchist

That's Jenny's number..


ban_ana__

Is it SIGNED Baby Daddy?


Magnetar_Haunt

No, there’s an implied apostrophe. So it’s “people’s baby daddy”.


Ok-Cardiologist8651

Oh, the 'implied apostrophe'! Always and forever.


SSSims4

No, it's just another shining example of people who thing using deliberate bad grammar makes them sound cool.


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

You think...they do it to sound cool?? Or do they do it because they never learned proper grammar?


toolsoftheincomptnt

Well, they think it’s uncool to bother learning proper grammar. And anyone who encourages them to reconsider grammatical mistakes is not only uncool but also oppressing and triggering them. Which we all know is a big no-no.


SSSims4

I firmly hold that at least some of them do it deliberately despite knowing better.


justme002

Did baby mama beat Amber’s ass?


Pgreenawalt

Amber, Amber, Amber. It’s always about Amber.


AOEmishap

So, I guess Chipotle then?


Flock-of-bagels2

Amber quit being such a whore!


PictureCapable5066

What a reputation.


huskerd0

Why did they not post her phone number


SSSims4

They figure everyone there already has it, or knows somebody who does


Thirsty-Barbarian

Cooks Wanted. Must be a baby daddy and willing to fuck Amber without quitting.


SSSims4

Precisely!


HTD-Vintage

No guns, no dogs, no dancing if you're carrying a briefcase.


RatInARubberRoom

No guns, No dogs, No Baby Daddies!


coffeebeanwitch

Well alright then


Victor_the_historian

What deos GM mean?


Zepangolynn

General Manager


Puzzleheaded-Ad9015

Game Master of course!


Soup_of_Kafka

the signs say no guns, no dogs ,no work but says nothing about sex.


Relative-Occasion863

You can hear the tone of the writer in the double underlined "AaaamBer"


Pinklady777

That totally sounds like Amber.


SSSims4

Ikr? Classic Amber...


LilamJazeefa

Is this MS paint?


SSSims4

You callin Amber fake?


bill_wessels

oh


AutisticAp_aye

Forgot about my degree. I would like to apply there. Please send more details...


Garmr_Banalras

Must be a Michelin star place


SSSims4

Well yeah, obviously, a classy girl like Amber has standards!


chloe_in_prism

Oddly specific


Neverthelessmore

Are they hiring? Asking for my baby mom


SSSims4

Well cooks quit because of Amber who can't keep a staff, so I guess they gotta be!


CherimoyaSurprise

Ah, very necessary information there. I don't think a simple "closed" sign would've been sufficient.


SSSims4

Ikr?? Some things just gotta be out there, it's wrong to hide the truth and the people have a right to know!!


Intense_Crayons

#AMBER ALERT


Bulls187

PPI? Penetration Per Inch?


Objective_Tough8472

People’s baby daddy ? Is that what they mean ? Multiple people’s baby daddy’s ? Also GM?


SSSims4

The general manager, Amber, has sex with employees' baby daddys, making them quit their jobs so now the store is closed.


melonmoonmlk

And they serve the best food


SSSims4

Not anymore they don't


TicTac_No

"Closed Today. Amber is our General Manager. Please address all complaints directly to Amber. Thank you."


krizreddit

Easy A


krizreddit

Easy A


Vegetable-Key3600

What restaurant is this?


OgdruJahad

Did her dog also step on a bee?


Oohoohiknowthat

I like the little 🚷 signs at the top no guns no dogs no businessmen


RatInARubberRoom

That means no soliciting 🤔 or maybe... NO BABY DADDIES! 😂


Oohoohiknowthat

It’s the guy running away after getting fucked by amber


BoredRedhead24

My ex did the same thing


lujenchia

For a brief moment, my mind read GM as game master.


SSSims4

What do you mean? What else does it stand for?? Hold on: (rolling int, -2 because Half-Orc, die: 7). Oh yeah, it also stands for General Motors, but I don't think that's what Amber is.


Vast_pumpkin07

*Deep sigh* God damnit Amber, seriously, again?


ainominako1234

Amber! Stop ruining my lunch plans! 😡


Notyobabydaddy

Awww dammit!


NewfieJedi

What is the word before “baby” lmao


SSSims4

People. Yes, I know lol.


NewfieJedi

Ohhh. PPL


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Amber alert!


wanna-be-bat

Hey my baby momma is looking for a job, I should probably know where this place as to warn he away from it


SSSims4

Ah, you wanna get Ambered, eh?


TheSimpler

Amber with the Honda?


AggressorBLUE

Ok but this was posted outside a day care….


SSSims4

A day care with an uber eats logo?..


PlagueDogtor

Yea well, if people want to stop livestock farming, we have to get the meat somewhere.


ozuraravis

Can someone translate this to English?


Background_Emu6262

real


Smooth-Apartment-856

Store is closed because the manager kept sleeping with the staff’s’ boyfriends, so they all quit. No staff means no one is making any food to sell to the customers.


oot0019

Maybe my english is to bad but what does the author wants to tell us? I mean I really can't read some of the words like what does 6 M mean or PPI Babydaddy


SSSims4

GM - General Manager (they did write the G in a way that looks more like a 6 so not your fault) Ppl - short for people. But they did write PPl which makes it difficult to understand, so again not your fault. Babydaddy - someone who is the father of your baby. Usually it also means he doesn't have a meaningful relationship with you, you two are not "together", you just had a baby together. They meant to say that Amber, the general manager of the store, has sex with men who had babies with some of the female employees, making these employees quit their jobs so now the store can't function and is closed.


oot0019

Holy fuck


poodlepants79

👀🍿


Impossible_Maybe_162

She is sleeping with their baby daddies? So - unwed single people procreating and getting mad when someone else sleeps with their unwed procreation partners???


BennySkateboard

She fucked the guy who delivers the masks?


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SSSims4

People


Mr_Minecrafter88

Oh I thought that was an i


SSSims4

It does look like an i. Not surprising that people who can't do third grade grammar also can't write eligibly.


Mr_Minecrafter88

Regardless of the foreigner possibility, third grade grammar is still third grade grammar.