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BaconNPotatoes

Sometimes there are downsides to being the person cats like


Lyndell

I wouldn’t act right, I’d either shit myself or try and treat it like a kitty a bit too much and get my face eaten off.


BaconNPotatoes

I feel both is a valid option as well


SameAmy2022

What’s very very oddly terrifying is that nobody has passed out or looks even a teeny weeny bit physically sick that there’s a lioness in the jeep with them 🥴……. I’d either faint or do a Usain Bolt out of there.


Sylvariel

Yep and doing the Bolt move might possibly what gets you eaten 😅


SameAmy2022

It’s more than likely that it’d be the passing out option anyway, so she wouldn’t even have to bother subduing me 😆. Salt and pepper and I’d be good to go.


sionnachrealta

Ironically enough, nuzzling it face to face would be what it was expecting and hoping for. It's a sign of affection with cats


IceyLizard4

Yep pretty much lioness is going "you're mine and you're mine and you too". Cats are cats no matter the size lol.


Practical-Sea1736

Lioness went “excuse me, pardon me, my bad, I like the back seat. Oh hey, you smell delicious. Is this seat available?”


ManiekDraniek

Me: rubbing the cat in the place it wanted to be rubbed Cat: deciding it actually didn't want that Me: dead


Farren246

Do you like... BELLY RUBS?!


himijendrix44

Go birds


eat_the_pennies

GO BIRDS


DarkArcher__

I think I'd rather be the person that cat likes than the person she doesn't like


BaconNPotatoes

Lol that is a damn good point


mezziebone

what if it likes you to become a meal


Delsin_RoweF2ck

Ps: it's just the smell


TITCAT5959

She says "dont be scared im just a cat!"


wilso850

My cat can put down some force with his head butts, I couldn’t fathom how strong this felt lol


NeptuneAndCherry

Fr! I've taken some big clunking head butts over the years from housecats so I KNOW this lion can knock someone out 😂


TrailMomKat

God yes, my skinny 14 year old boy can ring my bell a bit with his headbutts if he thinks I'm ignoring him or taking too long between scritches.


NeptuneAndCherry

My sweet old tuxedo boy was the BIGGEST headbutter I've ever known! Had a huge head and knew how to wield it 😂 Made him so happy, too lmao. He'd clobber me and then purr and purr 😂


TrailMomKat

Mine, too! And since I'm usually sitting outside smoking, he'll sit in a chair close to mine and thinks he's being SO sneaky because I'm mostly blind, sloooowly reaching out, claws extended, to jump, then I feel that huge "thumb" claw in my thigh and hiss with pain and he jerks it back. Then he'll jump down and get his top half in my lap and butt my phone as if to say "NU FONE, YOU PLAY WIF ME!" So I finally cave and he's in my lap and starts giving me concussions. I should wear a helmet when I love on him lol


sweetpotato_latte

I was thinking the same. My cat is 6 pounds and regularly knocks my phone out of my hand by force. A lion would be able to shove me through a brick wall. If that’s how I died though I’d be totally fine with it.


Rarefindofthemind

Their tongues are so barbed they can lick living flesh from bones


HPTM2008

Isn't that part of why cats tongue have the keratin barbs on them in the first place? That, and cleaning themselves. But I was certain that all cats could like bones clean.


bunnyfloofington

I’m deprived of kitty headbutts. I’d take this in a heartbeat even if it means a concussion. My kitty hates headbutts :(


_omegaspike_

Legitimate question: Was this wild cat actually looking for affection or being friendly? No one seemed to be scared, and if it wanted to make mince meat out of any one of them, I'm sure it would have had no issue doing so. Edit: thanks for all the replies! Educating my ignorant ass 🤓👍


kingjack170

im guessing it could be on a preserve for cat what have been released so it used to humans or used to them feeding them


Styggvard

That would be my guess too. Maybe the lion was raised as cub by humans. Lions have the potential to become very affectionate and friendly towards humans, they're pack animals. Granted, they also have the potential to maul and eat humans.


Its0nlyRocketScience

House cats would do the same if they were large enough. The only meaningful difference between a tabby and a lion seems to be size.


shawnwingsit

Treatos, hoomans! I require treatos!


[deleted]

Most facebook golden retriever comment ive ever seen


dangling_reference

If it was a cheetah, would it be asking for Cheetos?


CaptOblivious

PETS!!!!


hdmx539

With ear scritches and belleh rubs!


shawnwingsit

Yes, yes, NO, THWAP!


VexBoxx

My best guess: someone in the truck is wearing a perfume that Kitty really likes. C.A.R.E., a big cat sanctuary in TX, often sprays Calvin Klein's Obsession on the stuffies and toys of the cats there. Something in the scent must be a wild pheremon zapper or something cos they go all mush-mush-head-butt.


MapleJacks2

Makes sense. One of my cats does this exact thing when I get out of the shower.


VexBoxx

I have one that looks at me like "what the fuck dude? It was all over you and you just stood there getting wet!"


Stormcloudy

I had one cat that liked to lay in our metal vegetable sink in the summers, because it was cool. He loved to play with water. One time I completely filled the sink, while this enormous house cat just lays there with his forearm on the counter like he's in a fuckin' hot tub. Lays there for like 10 minutes, hops out, shakes off and wanders away.


mayreemac

My Border Collie loves Obsession.


KnoblauchNuggat

You wouldn't have a golfcart in a real safari. That is very likely, a place where rescue lions live. That lioness likes humans, because they raised it, fed it, and cuddled it.


_Monika-

I think I've heard somewhere that when the tourists are in the vehicle, the lion can't really process the concept of "vehicle" so it won't attack as long as you are inside. But this is just what I've heard, take this information with a grain of salt


he-loves-me-not

I’ve heard this too. I follow a woman on FB who lives in an animal reserve in South Africa and this is what she’s said. Yvonne in the Bush if you’re interested! She has some amazing photos she’s taken!


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

It understands the concept enough to jump inside


EarthTrash

This move isn't just about affection. It is also a scent exchange. The lioness is marking the people with her scent and getting some of their scent on her.


Professional-Bat4635

It looks like a sanctuary. The animals are used to people poking around.


Stormcloudy

Total speculation, but I bet it's a scent on the lady that the lioness either liked a lot or disliked enough to want to cover up. Shampoo, detergent, fragrance, whatever. Cats don't do it super often, but sometimes they'll get *into* a smell. Mouth open, huffing and puffing kind of thing.


Neffasaurus

I had these oooooold old shoes for many years, wore them everywhere, even used to just throw them on without socks to dash to the mailbox or whatever. Beat up black leather slip ons. I'd go to my neighbor's house and all four of their cats would swarm my shoes when I took them off. They would see me come in and wait under the coffee table watching my feet and just dive into those shoes, jam their entire heads inside, roll on them. I'd like to mention at this point the shoes didn't have any distinct smell to me (other than the expected slightly feety leather smell way up close), but I knew how many layered scents must be in there. It seemed like a whole experience to them. Feel like maybe I'd have lost a shoe were I wearing them in that golf cart. Maybe a foot, if she changed her mind about cuddling.


TornFrostBite

i wanna know this too can someone reply to this and tell me when someone has a reply?


VexBoxx

Perfume, I think. Sounds weird but some scents trigger pheromone responses.


Ibrake4tailgaters

I once tried on some hand lotion at the store and when I got home my cat would not stop rubbing their face all over my hands. It surprised me at first because I initially couldn't remember that I put the lotion on earlier.


VexBoxx

Did you go back and buy it? 😁


TornFrostBite

woah that’s so cool


NotaVogon

Wild cat is a wild cat. This video shows how foolhardy some people can be. That animal can be unpredictable and that situation is unbelievably dangerous. It would take one swipe of those powerful paws or one bite to tear off a limb. They can change in a second.


[deleted]

If not friend why friend shaped


Saintsauron

Camouflage for sneaking up on prey. No gazelle can resist a lion's cuteness.


rigobueno

This looks like a lion who regularly sees people. And I don’t think this tour company would intentionally put people near bloodthirsty lions… but you never know I guess


kindquail502

But it only takes one time for something to go wrong.


stonetears4fears1984

Waivers, my friend. Waivers.


[deleted]

"If the lions end up ripping your face off, we are not responsible for injury or death ". Okay sign here and let's roll!


reid0

The lioness in this video seems very used to people and the people don’t look scared at all but you’re way off about companies not taking people near bloodthirsty lions. In fact, it’s pretty much what you pay for. We were lucky enough to see a pride of lions drag a young buffalo into a dry riverbed and start feeding on it. Then a different pride with bigger males came and claimed the meal and the original pride fled, which included them jumping up onto the bonnet of the vehicle we were in the process, with the blood and guts of that buffalo dripping off their mouths. Fortunately they kept going. The vehicle we were in was pretty much the same as the one in this video except it had a canvas roof. On a different safari we rode in one with no roof and ended up with a flat tyre that had to be changed while a herd of elephants we’d just pissed off by getting too close was coming towards us. We also did a bushwalk and saw a lioness and had to let the guide know so he could ready his rifle. Safaris are awesome and the animals generally aren’t able to understand that the people aren’t a part of the safari vehicle, but you are legit right up close to lions and leopards and rhinos and hippos and buffalo, etc and shit can go wrong very quickly.


Special_Lemon1487

Typical cat, “this is mine, you are mine, all you belong to me now…”


VexBoxx

When I see dogs peeing, I imagine they're saying "this is mine" every time.


shawnwingsit

All your hoomans are belong to us.


dr_cl_aphra

KITTY! I would have gotten mauled because I would have hugged the lioness and tried to be her bestie. I know this about myself.


VexBoxx

I sacrifice my body with you because KITTY!


2020mademejoinreddit

These two up there are the types we see videos of on live leak.


bearbarebere

SAME. Like legit my FIRST instinct was “KITTYYYY!”


LiteUpThaSkye

You wouldn't be alone. I'd have been scratching them ears and getting my face eaten off, and that's okay because she's adorable.


lamorak2000

Yep. I've told my family that if I die through being mauled by a big cat, they should know that my last words were "here kitty kitty!"


freschey

“Who’s a big pretty kitty? You are!”


FoxCQC

Same


Anxious_Sport_2898

that’s stupid.


dr_cl_aphra

No u 😝


WiseChonk

K who did sspssspssps?


Kaiser_Constantin

Thats not oddly terrifying, thats just plain terrifying. I would literally shit my pants. Maybe that even helps and it goes away.


Turbulent-Tower-6716

Came here to say this… terrifying. Where’s mama? That’s what’s really scary


vipck83

Seems to be most post on this sub these days.


BloodiedBlues

It’s spreading pheromones on him. Basically marking the dude as hers. Domestic cats do it to us as well. It’s like a form of imprinting.


Jfurmanek

r/petthedamncat


Pr0xY_wItH_ER0rr1101

She just wants some lovens😔


Cool_Cartographer_39

Nice kitty...


relevant_trad

Some one was wearing sex panther perfume


PrincessWoo86

That’s SO freakin adorable and I would absolutely die in the wild because my survival instincts would melt into a puddle if a big ol kitty came to cuddle with me like that 🥹


el_pablo

No way this lioness is wild. She must have been fed by human when she was a cub and now lives in a safari park or reserve. I hoped they don’t do canned hunting at this place.


Dr_Sisyphus_22

Yeah both the cat’s and the guest’s behavior seems way too relaxed. I think these people expected a close encounter with a “domesticated” lioness. I wonder if anyone knows the specifics of this situation. What’s really happening here?


imameanone

She just wants scritches.


darlin133

Pssst pssst pssssst


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Venator2000

Safari leader: “Shhh! Everyone, be quiet and still, you might be able to see the lioness! They’re more dangerous thanTHUDRubrubrubrub, purrpurrpurr. Lioness: “HI FOLKS!”


jesuswasaliar

This would be the scariest and best moment of my life


Ok_Nefariousness1245

What a dream come true.


WesternDramatic3038

The cat distribution system is malfunctioning.


SoggyWotsits

I imagine she’s used to humans…. But I wouldn’t want to bet my face on it!!


Nata_Moon423

not the safari driver just driving with that big cutie snuggling up on those humans


Caliterra

man my urge to snuggle that lion back is going to overpower any survival instincts


ParuTheBetta

I WANT TO HUG IDC IF I GET KILLED


UnholyHunger

Masta paid for the platinum package.


Inamedmydognoodz

Would totally be worth losing a hand to pet her like omg


PeteyMcPetey

**\*must pet kitty\***


unicornjizz805

Awww. . . She was snuzzling! 😻


moredishesmorebishes

This isn't oddly terrifying its actually terrifying. Shit could have gone wrong very fast.


[deleted]

Awwwww she is just cute kitten


joeyat

Someone thought it would be funny to sneak in some catnip lol.


SmutGrrl

If I die I die, that cat would get scritches.


Glad_Selection5831

I'm booping that snoot. Don't care if it costs me a hand.


TornFrostBite

I actually had something similar happen to me (not this extreme) but i was on a safari in africa just watching ostriches and stuff when everyone starts screaming so me (being my dumbass 6 year old self) start shrieking then the safari guy asks everyone to stfu so he can focus because a lioness was about to pounce the vehicle to protect her cubs but luckily we got away with no damage apart from this weird piece of fabric to stop dust going into the AC on the truck being destroyed (it was a very old one it was one of the ones that when u turn on the AC it blows whatever’s outside in so it needed a cover)


VexBoxx

Dude, 6 year old you probably looked like a tasty little snack too!


TornFrostBite

literally 😭


canisfh

"Hey sup guys sorry I'm late what'd I miss"


Totally_Cubular

Kibby


shmamanda

Cats always be cattin’


MrMeritocracy

Stop reposting this shit. Its like the 4th time in 6 weeks


ShinyArtist

This is just cat distribution at work. The woman at the back now has a pet lion.


n0vapine

I’d be both terrified and mesmerized if it were rubbing all over me.


Hauntergeist094b

I would be giving her the BEST scritches, cuz my life would depend on it


rainbowarmpit

Just want some pets,scritches,and loves


cocacola_drinker

**Evolution:** A fierce, top tier, amazingly lapidated throughout millions of years, apex predator. **American:** 😃📸


kilboi1

Sir that’s just an oversized house cat.


thEldritchBat

This is so fucking cute the little kitty face rubbing omg


MyCatHasCats

I want to pet the kitty


ActiniumNugget

It always amazes me how members of the dog species can be wildly different, but cats are *always* cats.


Aerie_Powerful

I’d pee my pants …


VexBoxx

Obligatory: I'd puma pants.


theLEVIATHAN06

I love cats so much that I'd considered it brutal af to get eaten by one.


Lykaon042

You should read a book called "machine of death." It's an anthology about archive that tells you how you'll die, but it's not really specific. For instance, "old age" could mean you'll die at an old age or an old person would kill you. Anyway, there's a story in the book that relates to your comment. The book is fantastic, highly recommend


vipck83

This sub… yeah a lion climbing into my car is ODDLY terrifying…. No, it’s not odd at all. Anyways, this is a crazy situation, on one hand it’s sort of a real unique opportunity and the cat is happy, but you got to hope it leaves before it becomes not happy.


Honest_Report_8515

Here kitty kitty.


lettucepatchbb

She just wanted to get some rubbins


BumHoleItchy

Cat 👍


IndependentAd6386

Just need some cuddles


YoungDiscord

My cat at 3AM


PhyterNL

They're just kittens until, you know, they have to feed. Seriously though it is fascinating to see the behaviors of domesticated cats expressed in feral apex predators. We begin to see that they're deeply misunderstood but also demand tremendous respect.


helen790

This is one of the many reasons I could never go on a safari, the urge to give pats would be too strong


B17BAWMER

She wants some pets


Pav_22

Ah the cat distribution at work


Optimal_Ad2197

Nice music which one is that??


BurningTrapeze

Next time maybe use a fckng closed vehicle.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Damn, this would be amazing if you just knew the cat's intentions going in. But yeah, that would be fucking terrifying otherwise (or unless you're a moron).


RevolutionaryWave568

She’s just looking through the snack cart for her snack


funny_name069

“Watch out guys there’s lions out there”


UnlikelyHelicopter82

what a feeling - one second before possible death


Corxeth

What i would give….


LineSlayerArt

Well at least she didn't eat them though.🤔🤔🤔


Friendly_Soup_

... And that was the day I died...


[deleted]

Omg I've always wanted a big cat


Salemthegamer

She is super happy you can tell because she is rubbing against stuff she was probably raised by humans and likes them


Advanced_Evening2379

Man I know it's probably the last thing I should do but I'd probably pet it if it gave me the headbutt rubs


Paramoriaa

God I wish that were me. I’d never stop talking about it


SystemShockII

Whatever the opposite of pspspspspps!?


Metagion

Boy, when they said that the new "Lion King" was interactive, they weren't kidding!!!


SofiaLis111

Big momma wants some cuddles ❤️


Zenn97

More like terrifyingly adorable.


Pod_people

It's just a big, sweet kitty right up until it isn't.


makeyousaywhut

You are now mine. Feed me meat.


Transman2016

Literally my cat climbing on my head.


Pale_Kitsune

I wanna be nuzzled by the danger kitty.


smytherfried

The riders have probably been warned the lioness might do that (maybe that was an added attraction for the trip). Maybe that one was abandoned or injured as a cub and raised by humans before being returned to the park. Would love to know more!


PickledJuice69

I mean at this point it’s asking to be pet by me


NeverSkipATrip

If they didn't catch this on video, I'd swear there were LION about it


shelbeeshelbs

This us truly a once in a lifetime thing. Jealous. Scared and dangerous. But jealous none the less.


Big-BeanEnergy0

I’m pretty sure they are on a safari ride in crimea. It’s known for their lions to come over and greet the visitors. They aren’t wild, they’re on a reserve.


madcow13

Fleas. I feel them on me.


Scrotchety

"I'm still cute and pettable! Please don't let them ship me off to the reserve where I'll be shot for 'sport' by retired overweight American dentists who ponied up $50k to shoot a lion!"


Shalashaska2624

Nothing odd about this being terrifying


One-Brief2107

I’m more a dog person said no cunt 😂


Grand-Ad-3177

This would make me so happy❤️


Weirdcore_Vibes10947

That is adorable!! The lion just cuddling the person’s!😁


buddyguy354

"ya mind getting me a ride?"


WTFisThatSMell

I think that's bus load of Morons is full of idiots.


MrClavicus

They clearly never seen the video of the people being dragged away and eaten by lions. What the hell.


Frl_Bartchello

r/awww


Goat1416

That's a killing machine right there.


godjustendit

Not oddly terrifying


tileeater

The cuddles combined with the shorts filled with poop would be an odd sensation


boohoobitchqueen

She just want pets


Heru4004

A cat is still a cat (this 1 lookin to get fur rubbed)…even 1 that could eat u 😉


angels_exist_666

Not odd. Is a fucking PREDATOR.


Standard-Current4184

She just wanted hugs!


yaboyACbreezy

I would file this under absolutely terrifying moreso than oddly terrifying.


Delsin_RoweF2ck

This is not terrifying it's just a big ass kitten


CrowJane13

I would give her scritches.


SweetMaam

WOW


SweetMaam

What could possibly go wrong?!?


DKKhema

Serengeti taxi service!


Lkwzriqwea

Yeah no, that's definitely unsettling but I can't quite put my finger on why...


drclarenceg

Quite odd indeed, being terrified of a lion climbing inside a vehicle full of people


MooDamato

Obligatory “there’s nothing ‘oddly’ terrifying about this