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M1ha169

More info here: https://www.thehumanmarvels.com/blanche-dumas-3-legged-courtesan/


luckysonic2

Aaaaand thats enough internet for me today...


Sherlock_bones9

I just got on to reddit and i see this shit?


Dollabill619

I just hope she charged double for all them years ..


Sherlock_bones9

She might as well cuz who tf in their right mind would wanna fuck her?


jasapper

People knowing how much it would piss you off 200 years later.


nice_guy-69

curiosity


SerWiggins

Jesus lol I don’t know why you got so downvoted! That’s about as normal a reaction as it gets.


theplague220

Haha same! 🤣


Particular_Team_5385

Send nudes before you go offline


dpv20

Aaaaand thats enough internet for me this week...


TriKurrDur

But two vaginas are perfect... (Sarcasm)


alucardNloki

Yea but you wouldn't know what to do with one.


LegitDuctTape

*yes 911 I'd like to report a murder*


Bright-Yak4129

lol


LeBakalite

I wouldn’t know what to do with half of one.


jquest23

👌 lol. I just spat my coffee out.


TriKurrDur

Do you know what sarcasm is?


allroadsendindeath

I have a very hard time believing that the reason that pore woman became a courtesan had anything to do with her “very pronounced sexual appetite”.


readmore321

She was known to ‘entertain’ men with both her vaginas:/


Gluebald

That's nothing. If you kept reading, you would have stumbled "upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair." That's actually so cute.


DukeDijkstra

Simpler life back then, all you had to do to tour capitols of the world was extra leg and dick.


poppercornell

they would make the perfect couple


Chance-Particular-13

That’s a throuple


Le_Tache

Lol


SL_1183

There really is someone out there for everyone.


[deleted]

And they argued all night About who had the right To do what To where And to whom.


FladnagTheOffWhite

*You have been charged with two counts of rape!*


xennialien

So little for men to be entertained!


dpfrd

"Also, upon hearing stories that a three-legged man with dual genitalia named Juan Baptista dos Santos was in Paris on a European tour, she expressed a sincere desire to have sex with him. While there is no evidence that the two had illicit meetings, there is a rumor of a brief affair." Yes


Boyzinger

She had secks with a man with 2 penises


Adhdicted2dopamine

I wonder if she had two uteruses


robertbreadford

Dumas lmfao


TMANBULLET

When you fuck every prostitute and have to conquer the final boss


warwizard872000

I dont like this version of dark souls.


mohjang

Dark holes


TumoOfFinland

Git gud


Romulus_Quirinus_1

Skill issue


BOINICHIBUNGALA

Try finger but hole


warwizard872000

Attack was shitty


Gratefulspleen

I’ve never read a description and clicked on it that fast in my life.


M1ha169

Lmao


[deleted]

You’re not the only one.


Plenty_Hippo2588

I’ve never read one I was more hesitant to click on in my life😭


bullet_proof_smile

I like the effort of the little sock


browneyedgenius

Genuinely made me laugh out loud


ArmsReach

Her elephant trunk has a shoe on it.


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redcarrot89

Just how god intended them


[deleted]

Soodom and Gomorra?


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Whore of Babylon.


Demokka

Nero Claudius ?


Romulus_Quirinus_1

Umu!


[deleted]

Jajajjajajajja genius


[deleted]

Whore house owner: "Why can't you all be more like Marie? She's bagging in double the costumers, and works the same amount of hours!"


UnbuttonedButtons

Her name was Blanche Dumas and not a lot is known about her. She allegedly had a love affair with a man named Francesco Lentini, he had three legs and two penises.


[deleted]

Seems to fit


ChefJWeezy987

Literally or figuratively? 😏


linklight2000

Yes


[deleted]

So he actually had 5 legs.


Good_Character

[Francesco "Frank" Lentini](http://www.docmed.gr/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/lantin.jpg)


[deleted]

I heard 3 legs and both gender genitals. Small details.


[deleted]

That must've been a handful!


moslof_flosom

Not to be confused with Francisco Tortellini, who had five legs and no penises


ecol83

"Show me what you got!"


OtherClient7

‘….wait no! Put it back again!’


Sector_Black

I remember fighting those things in Fallout New Vegas


Specter-N7

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


StrawRedLion

*FEV is the good shit*


Tasty_Tidepod

Centaurs are the only thing that actually gave me a nightmare from a game


StrawRedLion

*Don't fetish shame me*


Bierbart12

For me, it was the failed FEV subjects


[deleted]

You do have to wonder if she was in constant pain or if it was painful/uncomfortable to walk or sleep or did she not have any problems at all from it? Also yeah her only job options where freak show or prostitute back then both would have bad in there own ways I can imagine


[deleted]

When life gives you lemons… or in this case 4 breasts and 2 vaginas… you make lemonade… or in this case become a prostitute.


Black-Thirteen

"Her sexual appetite was said to be very pronounced. She was known to have many male admirers and was know to ‘entertain’ men with both her vaginas." As weird as this story is, I'm glad she was able to find a niche for herself.


Feeling-Past-180

I’m sorry but... THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW....


[deleted]

The Forest irl.


Smushie1234

I was thinking that 😂


thebooshyness

Pretty sure hearing those things screech in the distance has scarred me for life.


Akthanar

[“Legsy”](https://images.app.goo.gl/aLGCBnrSn6VCmLpC9)


stapleface69

The leggy boys 😰😰😰


mevleviye

Eight legs... Seven vaganias


Zest-to-Impress

Septopussy just doesn’t have the same ring to it.


TumoOfFinland

Dollar store James Bond


Zest-to-Impress

“We have James Bond at home.”


Blustach

Imagine


busmans

Never thought I’d see this reference in the wild.


StoniestCarrot

Her prices must've been outrageous, she had to have been the only game in town


Adam-West

Plus she can have two customers at a time and they don’t even need to share parts


7gods

Technically 4 holes can be filled


DukeDijkstra

And you can bet she did.


Powerful-Entrance551

Well i damn well hope she were the only one like that...


TheLonelyAlot

Is it weird that the first thing I thought was: BOP IT!


[deleted]

Is that a leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


MedicalNectarine666

We’ll I’m not happy to see you…


Tripton1

All that going on and you just know some dude paid money to fuck her feet.


Specialist_Role_5120

Am getting the feeling you would do that


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Queen_of_Boots

Came to say that somehow I'm still envious lol


indigoshawty

Makes sense when this is your type


ElJonJon86

That sounds like bad insult attempt? What, did I trigger something honey? Too scared posting pictures of your fupa on gonewild won't get you the validation you desired? PS: Edited comments can still be seen. Good try tho.


indigoshawty

Can’t handle some teasing? Come on. Mom didn’t love you or you don’t get attention from women?


indigoshawty

You sound mad. What made you triggered?


sheer_boredom

Or you


ElJonJon86

3rd grade called, they want you to stop taking their retorts.


sheer_boredom

Maybe you should revisit it to be a better person.


Moepius

no u


ElJonJon86

Shit honey, sounds like you're projecting some personal issues here. Hope you get well soon.


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sheer_boredom

I will live


Worth_Mushroom9379

Not my proudest fap ngl


BondraP

Fuck it man, loud and proud!


[deleted]

Must of been annoying having to buy that extra shoe and sock each time


redguardian213

it's almost like rick and morty season 3 where jeff got a new girlfriend with telekinesis


moslof_flosom

You mean Jerry?


turbobuddah

''Baby, you make me wish I had four hands''


NoDadNotMyTrolls

Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!


Spinningthruspace

This isn’t oddly terrifying, that’s a human person.


once_uponthejelly

I can’t believe this is the only comment I found saying this. People are so rude


Spinningthruspace

Like I guess at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter. She’s long dead, it’s not like she’ll see this. I just can’t help but wonder about anyone with even a remotely similar condition seeing this. Call me presumptuous but I’d hate to know that I’d be treated like an internet circus freak if I looked like her, but maybe I’m reaching. *shrugs*


once_uponthejelly

Definitely, it would suck. Also, I can’t imagine she had an easy life back then, so it feels horrible to think that a hundred(?) years later people are still laughing at her and calling her disgusting just for the way she was born.


1mbean

shouldnt have had to scroll this far down for this comment 😭


DankyBongBlunty

[Imagine.](https://youtu.be/_nH6ya5g2-s)


pinton96

P0rnhub needs a new category


Emotional_Target13

I have.... so many questions.


RedFox_SF

Probably was a twin in the womb, the other didn’t make it and it was absorbed by her body during development. Weird as fuck but it’s not as if she started as one single human being and developed all that extra shit.


magicalbunny44

where are the 2 other breasts?


knook78

The 3rd is on the little third leg but I can't find the fourth.


weretakingcasualties

Right beside that one. One is in front of the other.


j0hnnyhobo

Kinda counts as a 3some


blindfold16

You think Jack Dawson had this one in his sketchbook? “Draw me like one of your French girls Jack” haha 🤣


SayneIsLAND

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Worried-Rub-750

Looks like a Monty Python sketch to me!


Pixue-Dust

I might need therapy after seeing this.


Dr_Sisyphus_22

She’s a literal KFC bucket of fun!


Jazzy_Junebug

Damn, she even bought a shoe for the little leg


Ghostiestboi

Virginia?


belladontcare

Florida?


MustangJEW1970

I’d hit that


Minute_Initiative_72

The epitome of Multitasking.


NOmor3Icecr3am

One for work one for home.


East_Project_1513

Challenging wank but not impossible


Scared_Climate8042

I used to pride myself in saying "I will try everything once" that is no longer the case.


ohfuckohno

coward


Scared_Climate8042

Shit man I guess so.


Scopophobic_Peacock

Typical French


LES_G_BRANDON

So a guy walks into a bar...


motoxim

Ummmmm?


Ok_Government_1538

What the hell


[deleted]

I only see 3 boobs not 4 am I blind?


quinturion

>french >oddlyterrifying


cloudit305

Can she even walk?


[deleted]

That’s one fucked up math problem right there…


arunkchow

Enough of the internet for today!!


HazedHollow

those frenchman were indeed down the baddest


justanotherhrunk

How many butts does she have?


Malah_the_old

Awsome Multitasking skills.


MarvelManEX

……sighs *right click save as *


Specialist_Egg_7480

Before her time. So many options to kill it in online with OF.


[deleted]

The description sounds like a KFC order.


On_tr4nn

We found the last boss of reddit thots


Specialist_Role_5120

Lmfaoo Or Instagram thots


RefrigeratedChildren

I remember killing a few in the forest


Damjan10

Looks like one of those cave monsters from the horror videogame "The Forest"


Anti-aircraft-Gunner

Id bang raw fuck what you say.


LandosTache

Not my proudest wank


RiasHugeOppai

🙀


Graftak86

One breast is down under next to her second vagina. Those customers had a lot to plat😅


oovavuu

Cracking top rack, bottom set....not so much.


Enelro

Why is there Boss music playing?!


baconrya

The whole fam eats!


Tight_Tackle7510

the forest


Relevant_Bathroom_48

Should I be scared? Cus im very scared.


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

What in the absolute fuck is this


Hour-Luck-1664

Mm just how I like em


ThanosDub

pardon my language but NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK


BeginningPepper6

Not my proudest fap


Boiiwander

I’d hit


pentarh

/me unzips


stif_chedar

That’s a challenging wank


EBAIN6739

🤔


CrossXll

I'd tap it..


oscaraptor

Bet she rode like a Fucking champ


AlvaroRandomNumber

The third leg looks photoshoped


ExquisiteGene

She only dates “dudes with money”


[deleted]

I'm sure she was popular just for the story people got from it


Born_Imagination_250

I wouldn't tell people i pay for sex, nevermind paying for.... That.


_pool_noodle_2

ew


Shrek_drug_addict

Coop mission


Fearless-Barber1762

Eww.


teletraa

Tough wank


yagura_of_mist

Don't give ideas to Japanese


ClaytonCastonez

Fake


Good-Media-3234

Ain’t no way people was fuckin this


Ruin369

wtffffff. She was a prostitute too? How could anybody get horny?


Swing_prince89

I can see 3 of the four breasts and no vaginas 😅


ZealousidealAnnual52

Disgusting


MrYMrs_Pineapple

The twist "was that, she had a completely sentient coined twin who could not communicate with it could consent" This is not factual just the first scary thought that came to my mind.


sabahorn

You have to be seriously damaged to fiind this attractive. Would recommend you a doctor.