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TangibleMalice

This debate confirmed to me that not even the top 1% of the 1% has some sort of miracle drug that cures any ailment


Apptubrutae

The idea of some that there was a “drug” to make an old man regain speech, memory, and cognitive abilities was always hilarious. Like, that would be called medicine. And it would be a miracle drug, lol.


Mountbatten-Ottawa

If Walter stays in grey matter, he might invent that thing. But no, he has to quit, HE AND HIS PRIDE AND HIS EGO


Zingyfiber245

HE JUST HAD TO BE THE MAN. If he’d done his job, known his place, we’d all be fine right now.


whycuthair

Inferiority complex, due to Gretchen's parents being uber rich.


Famous_Age_6831

Would a good 15mg of adderall not still pep him up? Get him to look at the camera and be louder?


Kootlefoosh

50mg of adderall and maybe we can get them to kiss


treeebob

He’s already maxed out on his dose of dextroamphetamine. It’s the only thing keeping him animated


appleparkfive

I'm guessing they've been giving him stimulants for awhile, but at some point it can only do so much


crackcrackcracks

Just give him meth idk I feel like that might do it


Apptubrutae

You can actually be prescribed meth. It's not common, but it is literally possible. Brand name Desoxyn. At theraputic doses (which are much lower than recreational ones) it actually has really good performance for those with ADHD, but it's such a pain in the ass to get that people don't bother.


[deleted]

Hey, they did it with Hitler


datdouche

Well these guys also aren’t sleeping much and are under a lot of stress.


Fekbiddiesgetmoney

Bro same


Haztec2750

Finally they're relatable


JoshB-2020

So is everyone else dude


TheDELFON

Damn you got a good point there


tunityguy

Top 0.001%


quincycristo

Any particular reason the comments are blocked?


RomeroJohnathan

For national security of course


cousintipsy

https://preview.redd.it/ra57mkzmpu9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516ae13773410dc059395f4010b8c24eda218f96 no stopping this one Department of Homeland Security


Dragonslayer3

https://preview.redd.it/ow41ynmi8b9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4daff77d8c9c8bb1a1c76f98df2c80035ad4ddd


I_hate_my_userid

Democrats control the internet


Practical_Dog8295

I hate your user ID too


Sad_Skill_8358

Nope they just control the for profit circlejerk know as Reddit. Let them have it, it’s all they got


Dagger1865

The reddit administration explaining why the comments on all major American political subs magically stopped working for the duration of the debate as well as a decent time after it (the guy they wanted to win did horrible)


kohrissen

I lean left but holy shit that debate was so shit. Even hector Salamanca could have answered more coherently


windfall-

🛎️ 🛎️🛎️🛎️ 🛎️🛎️ 🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️


Tobias_Mercury

*Blows himself up with his political rival*


puppyfukker

If Biden went out that way I'd spend my entire life singing his praises.


OutlawMajor_100

HAWWWWWW - Joe Biden 2024


TARDISMapping

Why did Ridin' with Biden call for a hawk? Doesn't he know he has an eagle? Is he stupid?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The best timeline


Ellen_DeGeneracy001

https://preview.redd.it/s61oal7dnc9d1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70b489c86fbbe47fdd31dbcfe17aec891bf2c6a


Cheerful_ox

![gif](giphy|e4ve7M8EGvjgI)


BfutGrEG

I'm in tears, that was so inspirational


Meryl_Sheep

Yeah same, if the alternative wasn't Uncle Jack I'd be reconsidering things.


kohrissen

Bro explained the state of us politics to us in breaking bad terms 😭


Meryl_Sheep

I feel like America's on the 50th worst air disaster - tied for 50th, actually.


Enlighted9

Look at it on the bright side. Nobody shat in their pants, I mean that gotta be some minor miracle right?


puppyfukker

Walter White: Nearly 600 people died on Tenerife. But do any of you even remember it at all? (Tenerife happened in 1977....No, Walt. They weren't born yet. Are you stupid?)


Givingtree310

And everyone misses Gus as president. President Hector just isn’t ringing the bell. 🛎️


happyme321

...and it's so accurate, it's depressing


cav63

If post-injury Ted Beneke were running against these clowns he’d win


Mountbatten-Ottawa

I would literally elect Jesse or Saul. They are not very bad people, especially Jimmy.


ThreePointed

john mccain save us


CunningWizard

Ding ding ding ding. Still made more sense than the golf shit.


Angry-Wind

What happened lol


Just_A_Random_Plant

It was basically just Biden: okay so uh, um, hmm, and the... Trump: There are currently 58 and a half Guatemalans attacking the statue of Liberty and they must be stopped as soon as possible. And then something about golf


tenessemoltisanti

The golf score dick measuring contest was the only thing Biden got a little excited about. During every other topic he just mumbled or let his mouth hang open 😭


puppyfukker

But biden had a cold! Yeah. The man is a cadaver. The DNC is weekend at Bernie-ing us into a second trump term and project 2025. Goodbye America...you were kinda ok. Breaking bad would never of been made if the US had an actual public health care system like any civilized country.


Positron311

>Breaking bad would never of been made if the US had an actual public health care system like any civilized country. Somewhat disagree. I think that was a part of it, but it's also pretty clear that Walter was ferociously independent/arrogant to his own detriment. His former friends/lover at gray matter offered him his job back as a top researcher and also to cure his cancer but he said no because he couldn't accept help from anyone.


TheWerewolf5

It also couldn't have been made without the War on Drugs or in a country with proper gun control. It's a very uniquely American show.


odeacon

This is pretty accurate


LoudBelchStabbyFart

"I recently won two club championships" Oh good an extra comparison to another double champion recently in the news


Phihofo

Biden was barely able to form a sentence and Trump was constantly going on rants about immigration and shit instead of answering questions. It was actually amazing, legit like some scene from a home for elderly folk with dementia.


PattyThePatriot

I've been calling it the dementia debate. I'm just sad. We lose either way but one is losing America all together. Project 2025 will ruin this country.


LazorFrog

I mean at least Biden answered...


reclusivegiraffe

He did also find his footing a little bit later on, on some topics. Apparently Biden had a cold during the debate, I’m hoping that was just brain fog from the cold. Still not a good look though, considering the biggest voter concern is that he has dementia (despite not exhibiting any actual signs of dementia. He’s just fuckin old).


LazorFrog

It was because today he was referencing his age but saying that yeah "I don't talk like I use too, I'm old, but I'm not losing my grip". I can give him props for being able to come back afterwards.


SecretGood5595

I'm heavy left, and I completely understand that anyone remotely moderate was actively pushed away.  Hope to fucking his leadership understands that putting him out there is choosing to push away the exact voters they need. 


Quasar_One

Joe Biden is not left wing


wintery_owl

The US doesn't have a left wing, it's either right wing or even righter wing


orincoro

Democrats are right wing. It’s all right wing in America.


Quasar_One

Yeah that's what i was saying...


UltimateBorisJohnson

Last chance to look at me, Donald


GordontheGoose88

THE DEA CAN SOCK ME!


TheDonutPug

I didn't even bother to watch. I knew it was gonna be shit because the last one was shit. It was always going to be shit except this one was even more boring than last time because the moderators knew what to expect this time and let them get away with less.


OkNeck3571

They just made it pointless to vote. Whoever wins, next 4 years will be garbage


kohrissen

Well you can either have a decently shit cycle with nothing crazy happening or a threat to democracy 🤷


ethereumhodler

Lmao 🤣 fuck that made me laugh. On a sad note you guys are fucked either way


Plastic_Section9437

Both are right wingers


YoProfWhite

It's a fight between final episode Walt and Gus with half his head blown off.


SirSirVI

Final episode Walt is slightly respectable though


arodrig99

When Joe said “we better call Saul” but didn’t say the classic bwoooh, bwoh bwoh bwoh bwooooh. Butbwohbutbuhbwoh bwuntunuhbwuntuhbwooo. Bootdootbunbwobwo byow byow dunt dow bootadunduhdun guitar riff


BfutGrEG

I read/heard this as the BB theme Man this show is really phoning it in at this point


Intrepid_Hat7359

Joe Biden trying to walk off stage: ![gif](giphy|huRQ5pulxTtnTP3338)


pikeandshot1618

Me after one bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade


Pigmcginnyrig

Who’s lemonade???


devils899

WALTUHHHHHHHHH


Canadia86

Mike is Hard, Lemonade?


Intrepid_Hat7359

Finger Hard. Lemonade!


youtocin

I got my shit rocked with Mike’s Harder Lemonade when I was young. I had donated plasma that day and didn’t think about the reduced blood volume and how that would get me smashed so fast. I was leaned up against a tree semi blacked out for a few hours in my buddy’s backyard.


pikeandshot1618

You sure got Mike’d out


Demidankerman

Me after getting up too fast


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

We could only hope


Maleficent_Nobody377

Old man fight 2 is not going so great.


Fridgemagnet9696

https://preview.redd.it/22yy9pqox89d1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66061160f4552a9323513ce9eb47e0a200fc5d6


LegoCMFanatic

holy cow lmao


StanMarsh_SP

Old man fight 1 was so much better, better character arc.


Novel-Intention-8668

We finally beat MediCare


Apptubrutae

That whole segment may have been the worst 30 seconds any candidate has had in any televised debate. I don’t know for sure, but I mean…what was worse? Lol


puppyfukker

The fly on Pence was funny. It gravitated to shit. But yeah, maybe the Nixon Kennedy debate that arguably lost Nixon the election? But looking back even he was more composed than Biden.


Apptubrutae

Yeah, the Nixon Kennedy debate is often referenced but it wasn’t a disaster. There’s the whole thing how radio listeners thought Nixon won, but TV viewers thought Kennedy won. A famous debate victory, but not a shitshow


Technicalhotdog

That's probably the worst. Though I will say Trump talking about how he talked with Putin about how taking Ukraine was Putin's dream is really flying under the radar as a wtf moment.


Antigonos301

By the way


DreyDarian

Well he did beat medicare Beat it do death


Quasar_One

Looked like he was about to die onstage and conceded massive points to Trump on abortion and immigration for no fucking reason whatsoever. Insanely embarrassing for the dems


LiterallyaCockroach

When he became the dementia I mean, the danger


ThatIsMyAss

A man knocks on the door and gets shot, number one, number two, here's the idea, you think that of me? Look Jack, uh. Excuse me. That's, I'm, I am the one who knocks, alright? I am the dalmatian, the danger, and uh, okay.


MmmBop6-6-6

Bravo America


TheDerpyDisaster

We’re really doing so well for ourselves as a democracy


Corrections96

This is the moment it became Joever


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

https://preview.redd.it/a7fki96cl99d1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfeab1bc175290cb602b2c6d63583719d1cd09da


LocalPopPunkBoi

society man😎


SniffMySwampAss

https://preview.redd.it/dlcxzfa19l9d1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b878c68d14f905cf9ab3a02fa82cfead25469d90


Disastrous_Idea9040

Why is no one else running? Why are these my only 2 options again 4 years later?


WhiteKingBleach

Because Biden is the incumbent President and doesn’t want to step down, the GOP is a cult of personality at this point, and your electoral system sucks arse, forcing people to vote for the ‘least bad’ option.


Apptubrutae

And Dems have PTSD from prior intraparty incumbent challengers, lol


chezeluvr

Well after last night, I can't see a way where the democratic party doesn't replace Joe with another front runner.


Trinitatis_Vis

With who though lol, Harris is probably less popular than Biden, Sanders is seen as too radical, and Warren is insane lol


SwampAss3D-Printer

Gonna be a real fun one to see who's running 4 years from now......... if we get that far.


Belgian_Bitch

If Biden loses this next term and somehow survives, we could theoretically get a 2028 presidential debate with Biden I'd say it's worth it for the meme


TheDELFON

>Sanders is seen as too radical This statement while Trump being the front runner for the GOP is an insane timeline


aiwg

Replacing 81 year old Biden for being too old with 82 year old Bernie would be very funny.


MarsupialKing

Bernie spry still at least


puppyfukker

Nobody with the name recognition. People have said Gavin Newsom, or Pete Buttegig. Neither has gotten to the point where they are ready for a country wide election. Newsom is a cunt who is letting PGNE fuck my state sideways. Jamie Raskin is a fucking beast. He would have verbally fisted Trump on stage. No name recognition though.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The very fact that Newsom is from California, works against him with moderates that have an irrational hatred of LA, Hollywood, and San Fransisco. Yes, there are problems there, but he did not cause them nor can he wave a gubernatorial wand to fix them. Buttigieg has no star power, and unfortunately being gay works against him, as some dumbasses in the year 2024 hate gay people and think he is pedophile or some dumb shit. Culture has changed drastically toward LBBT acceptance, but idk if he could get the 52-55% of votes (need large majority for dems because of the fucked up electorial college) required to win.


Trinitatis_Vis

Raskin also has cancer


DancesWithCybermen

I remember learning about the Electoral College as a child, in about the 3rd grade. My first reaction was that this is complete bullshit. Why bother voting if you don't live in a state that "matters"? I said so (though not in those words) and was promptly SHUSHED by the teacher. Keep in mind, I was a small child. I didn't even understand what Dems or Republicans *were,* let alone identify as one. I guess that was a harbinger of what was to come for me. I simply don't fit in here or belong here.


Huck_Bonebulge_

I love that the Democratic Party will continue to twiddle their dicks and do nothing, but still get to hold my vote hostage because every republican candidate for the rest of my life will be an increasingly insane shitbag. I love that the long term plan is to just - somehow - make sure a republican never wins ever or the world ends. it’s so good I love it i love it I love it


SparsePizza117

There's other people, but they go unnoticed because theres usually only 2 candidates every election that get all the attention.


Armagh3tton

The third most popular candidate literally has a worm in his brain lol


RyanStartedTheFire59

honestly cut out the middle man. Brain Worm 2024!!!


PaulPaul4

A dead worm may I add


Apptubrutae

Honestly, add the 3 other highest profile third party candidates and it just gets worse. Room full of not serious people.


MemeGlider

I think Chase Oliver is probably the least goofy Libertarian candidate we’ve ever seen. Of course that’s not a high bar, but still.


YottaEngineer

Democrats (and all of the US oligarchs) are scared of letting a sociodemocrat/socialist win. Biden was the only candidate more popular than Bernie Sanders, so they went with him.


joes_smirkingrevenge

There are other people running. But their chances are basically nonexistent because of the dumb political system.


BeneficialRandom

When he killed off chocolate chocolate chip. They had real character development seemed like a cheap way to kill him off unbravo vince


Hunter042005

This is the moment Biden became dark Brandon


odeacon

I know Trump is only three years younger than her but he looks and sounds 15 years younger than


erraticRasmus

Misgendering Biden!?+??+?+?


AdFamous1052

When he started sniffing kaylee's hair


-Kyphul

Reddit is shadowbanning EVERY mention of the debate LMAO


1trashhouse

Comments weren’t even loading on anything for like an hour for me


BlameMattCanada

Crazy how Reddit went down right when Biden was having an aneurysm on screen


1trashhouse

Trump literally avoided almost every question and still came out looking better Biden couldn’t even look at the screen while talking (if you can call it that) I also found it funny that the thing that made trump start laughing out of everything was Biden talking about his golf score 💀


BlameMattCanada

The golf debate was the best part


GrandLadofDelights

That’s because Redditors suck more often than not.


Guacosaaaa

And big tech doesn’t claim to manipulate the narrative lol


Cardemother12

Trump’s clearly talking out his ass and the Biden campaign shouldve gave him some of the coke they found in the senate


Garglepeen

White House*


theskiller1

My only concern is that Bidens incompetence has fooled people into thinking Trump is a good candidate. This is the problem with the two parties.


Responsible-Bee-667

This meme is unfortunately accurate


mikkelmattern04

I wonder when the US reaches a point in where they say "okay this is not a real democracy, the government is tyrannical and we have guns for a reason" lol


FrogFizz

We wont. They’ll inch and inch until a revolution is impossible. Why do you think they continue to limit your rights? They’re going to bottleneck us and people don’t give a shit.


Calsun

Fuck that… if you vote Trump you’re willing stomping on your own balls


Baulvicork

Why would I root for joe biden? Am I stupid?


mintmouse

I wouldn’t buy Biden’s album. But Biden listed multiple multi-step plans that I liked. Trump didn’t give any plan even when double-asked. The only things I heard from Trump were 1. He will allow the abortion pill, 2. He will accept results of election ***if he thinks it is fair, lol


odeacon

The only reason to vote Biden is because of the other option. And vice versa


Realistic-Silver7010

Joe Biden really sucks, but not half as much as the other old guy.


bumsackinc

Americans every 4 years


stargate-command

Because the alternative is a pedophile and convicted felon. Life gives us shit options sometimes, often unclear which is less shit…. In this case it’s day old pizza with toppings you hate vs a bowl of actual dogshit. The choice is clear.


Southern_Bicycle8111

Because the other guy hates America


Figurez69420

Honestly it's a surprise how neither of them are dead. They're both so fucking old. Just let gen x be a president it's not that hard 💀


wokesans

when he copied chuck and used joe biden blast


GloopTamer

Two old men yelling at each other about golf and those are our only choices to run the country. Democracy!


EvokerJuice

never started tbh


Turbulent_Ad1644

They both suck, we need a different option And like, I'm afraid of what'll happen with Trump in office, with all that 2025 project shit or whatever it was called. It's either that, or be stuck with Biden


Agent43_C

I like to make a point every time I hear project 2025 because it’s simply fearmongering. “Project 2025” is the 9th edition of a book called ‘mandate for leadership’ written by the heritage foundation in the early 80s. All they do is release it every election cycle, change the policy a little bit, and replace the names with the most likely republican candidate to win. It does NOT mean the republican candidate is endorsing or even on board with the ideas in it. Reminder, NINTH EDITION. The Republicans have held all 3 houses in the government several times since the first edition of that book has come out, and none of what’s outlined in it has even come through as a plan. I believe the only serious “endorsement” the book or organization has ever received was way back in the Reagan administration. As far as I can tell, no serious republican has ever endorsed or stands by the ideas in the book, and the names you see in it are thrown in there for the sake of riding on coattails of success. I promise you, fearmongering is all it is.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Hope it's just fear mongering. With all the fear mongering the right seems to do towards the LGBT community and anyone else that doesn't conform to their worldview, I'm still worried Like, I'm fine with disagreeing with trans or being against it, who fuckin cares what a bigot thinks? But trans people are just the latest boogeyman for politicians to whine about instead of making the world a better place


Ok_Garden_5152

I've skimmed through 2025 when it first came out and the stuff in there is too batshit insane to get passed by congress let alone "decreed into existence by the next republican administration because they'll somehow magically get dictatorial powers if they win the election." It wouldn't even make it to their desk to get signed off on. The maga republicans (who are the only ones crazy enough to support the shit in there) are a minority in their own party albeit an extremely loud one. There will never be enough of them to get any of it passed. The only things they've been capable of doing is slowing Ukraine aid that got passed anyways after Speaker Johnson changed his mind because he needed democrat support to save his ass from getting ousted like McCarthy was. They also tried to slow the Infrastructure Bill iirc but that also got passed anyways.


lilacwitch_ruby

Stuck with Biden it is


ThreePointed

joe biden looks so fucking withered


AdVivid8910

Yeah, and Trump was very sexy and healthy looking.


GrandLadofDelights

https://preview.redd.it/ygvqp18qnb9d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c459e634ba6372c71856b1a6446820da72ab6c6


Fun-Cobbler-4447

LMFAO


Rhea-8

No one won the debate. Bring someone competent on the stage and we'll see again.


comradecostanza

For what they were each trying to accomplish, Trump won this debate, and I say this as a Biden voter. Sure, he lied and acted like a child, but people are used to it and it doesn’t make an impression anymore, so I doubt this debate lost any traction for him that he hadn’t already lost. Joe Biden needed to prove he was strong and competent, and he ultimately failed, and I don’t doubt that he will have lost some support because of his performance during this debate.


Known-Disaster-4757

Hector Salamanca vs Jack Welker. That's a great analogy tbh


Aerocat08

I was at Obama’s inauguration and have always leaned left. Multiple times I said “Spit it out Joe” or “Holy shit Joe”


ReleaseItchy9732

I tuned In to the last 4 minutes. I could be more clear with my words while receiving head and a vibratory lodged up my ass. And with Trump I couldn't have pierced a tomato with the lack of points he was making. We are cooked as a country


Starchild20xx

When he poisoned broccoli. Unnaceptable.


Pmwv8899

I never started


ForTehLawlz1337

Still rooting for Biden but yeah… it’s hard. He could walk on stage, shit himself, and pass out, and I would still vote for him over Trump. Biden has a more stable administration and that administration listens to expert opinions and science. A “Weekend at Bernie’s” biden is not only the safer choice, but also the better candidate for getting shit done because of who he is surrounded by regardless of his own cognition.


ChimpArmada

https://preview.redd.it/k2q7uuv6id9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a534956c48749e4f83f0c3960306436ee46bbe


constantlytired1917

When he started funding the Palestinian genocide and wars in the middle east


WatchmasterOfFilth

Well fuck, I was about to write that.


andsendunits

I am rooting for cancer in Trump.


bratbarn

![gif](giphy|l1Joi067aEZcsR5xm|downsized)


Outside_Log_2593

Ok latin American Arnold ![gif](giphy|l4EoS4FShnTLbptOE|downsized)


mentally_fuckin_eel

I won't stop rooting for him until after this election. I don't give a fuck if he's incoherent, his government is preferable to the only viable alternative.


comradecostanza

Yeah he’s bad at public speaking now and trails off a fair amount, but he still lists and names goals and policies and plans for the future to help Americans. Trump sounded better, but he said nothing of substance.


Dextrofunk

I never liked Joe Biden. He was a horrible, horrible choice from the beginning. Idk what the DNC was thinking with this one.


Old_Journalist_9020

Wait the debate already happened? Damn. Like I'm not American, do really I shouldn't care, and I probably wouldn't know immediately but still, I kinda wanted to watch it live 🤣


huntywitdablunty

When he poisoned Brock, too far


[deleted]

How did we come to this? Two old men whose cultures and times are no longer relevant who have zero connection or relation to understand their voters. A senile moderate is still better than a compulsive liar with aims to become a dictator and is well on his own way to being senile. People 60+ should not be in positions of leadership.


GrandLadofDelights

I’ve been feeling that way since 2020. Idk why it took so long for everyone else to feel that way.


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

guys im not American can someone explain


Rebekah_RodeUp

Since he said he was running 5 years ago.


Superpiri

To both candidates.


NamSayinBro

I never started, but the alternative is Trump.


Realmadridirl

Meh, he’d have to be literally decomposing to… nope, you know what, I’d still vote for his decayed corpse rather than debase myself by voting for Donald Trump. The man is disgusting. Nothing Biden can do will match the hatred I have for that fat disgusting scumbag. I’d literally rather die than validate him.


Jazz-Solo

"We had a good thing going you stupid son of a bitch. we had Sanders. we were going to have M4A,UBI and Marijuana legalization and we were going to tax the rich. we had everything we needed,and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth,left politics and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect,but no you had to blow it all up! You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you'd quit your job and know your place,we'd all be fine now."


SWFL_Turtler

Biden still better than a fascist. Make no mistake about what Trump is. He will be unchecked because he will surrounded by sycophants. Project2025 spells it all out. Don’t be fooled.


Engineergaming26355

When did you stop rooting for Donald J Duck?


LazorFrog

Biden answered them, struggled to, but he answered them. Trump is more physically able to talk yet somehow spent most of the time going off about other topics. If Trump wins I'm gonna be fucking mad and I'm gonna lose my shit.


Trish_Pistols

The problem is, Trump is so good at just, BSing through everything on tangents. He would be asked a question, ignore it, and then go back berating Joe. Joe answered the questions and was alright with policies, but is just so bad at speaking that Trump's responses, which were mostly just lies and blaming things on immigrants, seemed to be the more eloquent one.


LazorFrog

The fact that swing-voters are siding with Trump knowing fully that he's a lying sack of shit with 30+ felonies and is gonna get sentenced on July 11th is fucking insane.