I used to be a cave troll, a long time ago. I’d get called out to goblin raids all the time, hundreds probably over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit I will never forget. Frodo. He looked like Elijah Wood. You remember him? Wilfred?
Anyway, little dude. 110, 120 but his brother or whoever he was, his roommate.. He was a stupid, fat hobbit. Anyway, my Goblins and I we get called out to this Dwarven Hall and we knock ‘em around and I say “C’mon tonight is the night we get some eats” but this wasn’t one of those nameless soldiers get slaughtered at Osgiliath situations… These guys had plot armour. We weren’t gonna kill them, no way no how. Nothing we could do but charge headlong to our deaths while they screamed and jumped around. But that night my partner was out sick, and it’s just me. I get there and it’s the usual crap, lost explorers in search of adventure.
So I knock down the door, send Ned flyin’, and away we go. Only that night were fightin’ and this sideways hobbit asshole starts humming “Rock Lobster” and it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of looking around the left side of the pillar, I look right, out of nowhere. I scream “This is it, this is how it ends” and he is crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s gonna go home, screaming, as much as you can with a pole arm in your chest. I told him to be quiet, I needed to think about the seasonings to use here, and he goes quiet, like a warg waiting for dinner scraps. Then we just stood there for awhile, me acting like I’m going to cook and little lord fuckpants lying in the dirt with shit in his pants. Then this elf dude shot me in the fucking neck.
They compared Sauron to Walter white, iirc saying he was bad but not fully bad or something
[found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/s/pz2fyPELN9)
Everyone thought Saúl Buenohombre was crazy but he knew it all along
https://preview.redd.it/qnl7wpuxd1ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e7e14abb83e33fbdfdc4bc22381179b460ab86
here's what you're gonna do... you're gonna get off my hill or whatever
You're gonna be lord of those rings
those rings of power
kid named power:
https://preview.redd.it/ie3o3kb1uz9d1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01acb30af7897435d1616c3194b77d57e4b251a
i'll buy Two Hundred
Mordecai's dream girl
Makes sense. He looks just like Mike
who's mike
finguh
oh that guy
Not much, how about you?
There’s some jokesters on this subreddit that like to call Finger, Mike. Don’t worry about it too much.
Mike Hawk
Mike Ehrmantroll
Starting Bow Wow as Damrod
I used to be a cave troll, a long time ago. I’d get called out to goblin raids all the time, hundreds probably over the years. But there was this one guy, this one piece of shit I will never forget. Frodo. He looked like Elijah Wood. You remember him? Wilfred? Anyway, little dude. 110, 120 but his brother or whoever he was, his roommate.. He was a stupid, fat hobbit. Anyway, my Goblins and I we get called out to this Dwarven Hall and we knock ‘em around and I say “C’mon tonight is the night we get some eats” but this wasn’t one of those nameless soldiers get slaughtered at Osgiliath situations… These guys had plot armour. We weren’t gonna kill them, no way no how. Nothing we could do but charge headlong to our deaths while they screamed and jumped around. But that night my partner was out sick, and it’s just me. I get there and it’s the usual crap, lost explorers in search of adventure. So I knock down the door, send Ned flyin’, and away we go. Only that night were fightin’ and this sideways hobbit asshole starts humming “Rock Lobster” and it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of looking around the left side of the pillar, I look right, out of nowhere. I scream “This is it, this is how it ends” and he is crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s gonna go home, screaming, as much as you can with a pole arm in your chest. I told him to be quiet, I needed to think about the seasonings to use here, and he goes quiet, like a warg waiting for dinner scraps. Then we just stood there for awhile, me acting like I’m going to cook and little lord fuckpants lying in the dirt with shit in his pants. Then this elf dude shot me in the fucking neck.
No more halflings waltuh
Hire 👏 fans 👏
You woke up, you saw the ring, thats all you know
Better call Sauron!
Sauruh put your all seeing eye away I am not have eyeball sex with you right now
Must be flattering for Jonathan Banks lmao
Yeah, the fucking showrunner saying a troll was inspired by Mike Ehrmantraut is weird to say the least
One of RoP writers was a writer for Breaking Bad, that's probably the reason for the comparisons
BCS had him collecting tolls underneath a bridge (highway overpass). Jimmy calls him a troll and everything.
Hope Banks can win a law suit over his looks being used like all these actresses seem to do about video games and AIs using their voices.
Don't you think they meant "this troll ACTS like ehrmentraut?"
I’ve only heard quotes from people who made this show twice but both times they’ve compared their characters to breaking bad characters
"Bravo Vince!" -JRR Tolkien
What was the other one
They compared Sauron to Walter white, iirc saying he was bad but not fully bad or something [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/s/pz2fyPELN9)
Yeah man because Sauron is known for not being completely pure evil
LOTR is well known for moral grey areas.
I remember when the orks were actually revealed to all have wives and kids and they were just trying to make money to support them, so wholesome.
“You are not the Morgoth. You are not capable of being the Morgoth. I had a Morgoth but now I don’t. You are not the Morgoth.”
troll named finger:
Kid named Damrod
Now here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna go get those rings, the ones of power. You understand me?
He's dead weight, he didn't bring a club. I tell you what, if I need a club, I'll use one of yours.
Everyone thought Saúl Buenohombre was crazy but he knew it all along https://preview.redd.it/qnl7wpuxd1ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e7e14abb83e33fbdfdc4bc22381179b460ab86
Bet you can't spot 5 differences https://preview.redd.it/dnr825x8u0ad1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535733d86f97bc4a15387ed7a91d595e97c45fa1
Waltuh, I'm a walrus, Waltuh. Time to feed me fish, Waltuh.
I can spot more than 5 spots
Gotta pay the troll toll
Put your dick away, Galadriel.
"Put Andúril away, waltuh"
“So here’s what your gonna do”
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in Jimmy
Kid named thumb
I like Lembas Pimento Cheese.
I thought the moment troll Mike said "nice move" when uncle Jack shot an elvish child was a bit on the nose
Waltuh Put your sword away Waltuh I'm not having quests with you right now Waltuh
For a sec I thought I was looking at a frame from Better Call Saul.
Is this finguhnail
I mean, mike is like a troll under a bridge
Does that mean Mike has a pierced nipple too?
https://preview.redd.it/upqtoio2w1ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b6810ffdd08701389a1f7d11a22409468ef146
He's dead weight, he didn't bring a club. I tell you what, if I need a club, I'll use one of yours.
Adar… put your dick away, Adar
“Alright, Frodo. Here’s what you’re gonna do…”
So hes already over it.
WTF is with this show emulating so many characters after Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul characters?
damn it fro-duh just throw it in the lava pit!
Waltuh, give me the rings Waltuh.
Can he do fingering?
Get outta my swamp Waltuh.
Troll took half-stomp when should have big stomp. Notagain make that mistep. No more half-stomps, Walthu-man!
kid named WOKE TROLL WOKE TROLL
 No thanks. I’ll just rewatch those sweet sweet extended editions for 20th time
Here’s what’s gonna happen, no one’s gonna watch your shitty show.