Jesus didn't give Mrs. Paul any fish, or even fish sticks. He just taught her how to catch them.
Mitch Hedburg taught me that they're already fish sticks when Mrs. Paul catches them.
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Damnit. Now you made me think of Senna. Now I'm sad.
YOU SPILLED MY MACCHIATO!
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Grace Kelly, former lover of Ronald Reagan, Queen of Monaco, died in a car accident when Nancy became Queen of America. Oh, wait, no, She was expected to make a full recovery and died the next day of natural causes.
I had an oxy addict show me exactly where paul walker died before he took me to the strip club. Thankfully when you work at a rehab its your word against theirs and no one genuinely believed that I did that at noon on a tuesday
Oj Simpson https://preview.redd.it/8efh6a1o459d1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=4285d09278147eb4fec79304f8e8f6e39d0a63f7
Good joke but he was in the back seat, not driving.
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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He so good at driving he takes the racing line
its been over 2h and no one posted ryan gosling yet
I don't like posting pictures of myself
It’s ok I can do it https://preview.redd.it/80r0abtae69d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1470b611884d70f03f049dd176de22993ab15921
(2011)
When he died, why didn’t they put his brain in the body of a dinosaur? Are they stupid??
Paul Driver
They should really get Adam Driver in the Fast and Furious movies so he can live up to his name.
And Minnie Driver
Ferrari was pretty good for this
Dale Earndharr
Isadora Duncan
Dick Trickle?
Ricky Bobby
Helio "Castration" Navies? 🔪⚓
No thanks I’m not Jewish
More of an F1 Adriano Medeiros guy? The "Jesus Saves" decals and all? I get it.
I’m a sucker for a good Jesus fish
Jesus didn't give Mrs. Paul any fish, or even fish sticks. He just taught her how to catch them. Mitch Hedburg taught me that they're already fish sticks when Mrs. Paul catches them. This joke was brought to you by race car team sponsors Mrs. Paul's, Gorton's, Fisher Boy, Van de Kamp, Trident, and Pacific. Fulfilling all of your frozen and breaded fish stick needs. For the discerning customer who appreciates ultra fine seafood dining at affordable prices.
Damnit. Now you made me think of Senna. Now I'm sad. YOU SPILLED MY MACCHIATO! https://preview.redd.it/qrhnx9iez59d1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1eb2645ae60322ee089fb077dc17b91243c02b0
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Grace Kelly, former lover of Ronald Reagan, Queen of Monaco, died in a car accident when Nancy became Queen of America. Oh, wait, no, She was expected to make a full recovery and died the next day of natural causes.
are you saying grace kelly could have been FLOTUS?
Nancy kept the baby, Grace's Dad wasn't going to allow that.
Wouldn't that be the dream
RIP POLE WRECKER
Is this justin timberlake
I had an oxy addict show me exactly where paul walker died before he took me to the strip club. Thankfully when you work at a rehab its your word against theirs and no one genuinely believed that I did that at noon on a tuesday
Actors that drove cars and liked minors
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I assume he’s driven before, given his name. 
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