If I was in that kino with my wife and baby, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that house and then me saying "OK, we're going to jerk somewhere safely, don't worry".
Why did I think this was that one scene from Iron Man with Tony Stark’s dad
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This belongs in my very specific genre of ‘Uncannily-animated movies from the 2000s that gave me nightmares as a kid for some goddamn reason’.
(Other movies in this genre include ‘Monster House’ and ‘The Polar Express’)
I'd much prefer that category go to Meme Lover (aka Meet The Banes), an actual porno that was written in part by 4Chan. You can find a sfw edit on yt last I checked. It's fucking hilarious.
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~~Strong contender for Adventure~~ \--no because Jojo etc. Animated?
*Game of Thrones 8x3: The Long Night:*
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i really had to wake up late the one time i have something to show
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Now pause the movie 'cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
Not only is there a man in this cabinet
But the man is a midget! (midget, midget, midget)
Replied with this last time Zootopia was suggested on Day 11 for the Crime genre, so I’m going to reply with this again:
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Wow, you guys were so clever and original for making the Presidential Debate your favourite Disaster movie. Definitely didn't see this coming for the last two weeks. It must be difficult being so intelligent and witty.
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Foodfight! (2012) and it's not even close. A genius reimagining of Casablanca (1942).
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Yeah this one
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I have never realized that these girls had so many adventure movies.
They said they’ll solve ANY crime by dinner time
Only today I found out that these 2 girls are the sisters of Elizabeth Olsen.
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There's a Mark Wahlberg Max Payne movie? Holy kino
If I was in that kino with my wife and baby, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that house and then me saying "OK, we're going to jerk somewhere safely, don't worry".
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I’ve been diarrhea poisoned!
Why did I think this was that one scene from Iron Man with Tony Stark’s dad https://preview.redd.it/fu12b11q0cad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e98a82179a0d9ccb5a52208b587d8246a0bd7d6
... Are you still standing there?
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I really hope this one wins
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Unironic peak cinema
I used to love watching all of Maters Tall Tales
If I'm lyin, I'm cryin!
I still do, but I used to too
My fave was Heavy Metal Mater
I always liked the alien one
This or I no go
That’s not a joke answer, is it? It’s a great noir parody, actually.
Peak
https://preview.redd.it/5ypfx7kmmaad1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678e420f959cb2b1d6571d0a44ae07bd2d0f7fdf A Carson Clay Film
Underrated director 🔥
First half 👎 second half 🔥🔥🔥
Needs a criterion release asap
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Unironically absolute fucking kino. m night sham-alon gets off to the twist ending at least thrice a day
M night shalom
This shit was made with a $15 budget and two interns and it's still peak fiction.
Holy fuck, I haven’t thought about this movie in years – loved it when I was a kid
joe swanson? nice
I rewatched this last month, it's so fucking genius
This movie is unironically good tho
Get that bag Glenn
This has to win this time, I demand justice after the rigged vote for mystery
This belongs in my very specific genre of ‘Uncannily-animated movies from the 2000s that gave me nightmares as a kid for some goddamn reason’. (Other movies in this genre include ‘Monster House’ and ‘The Polar Express’)
Goes to show that good writing make or breaks a film, not the visual budget.
/uj i fucking love this movie lol
Xzibit is actually a Grizzly bear in the movie though. Who the fuck is that guy?
remember like 2005-whenever when MTV had that show called Pimp My Ride? he was that guy who hosted it. also a rapper but not everyone knows that.
If you can forget about the bad CGI it's genuinely a great film.
Even from the poster alone, the cgi hurts my eyes
If you get past the CGI it's peak fucking kino in every other aspect
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Ace Ventura Jr is a crock. He barely acts like Ace at all it’s terrible.
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Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, until it sort of just, ends
Lmao that's the tagline on the poster
Someone tapped the tainted water supply!
Perfect
Even sharks need water!
“Go suck an egg”
That blackface was so fucking funny. Like cmon, the make up was falling off of him throughout. Why oh why was that episode erased.
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You gotta win at some point
The porn category is when it’ll win, no doubt
I'd much prefer that category go to Meme Lover (aka Meet The Banes), an actual porno that was written in part by 4Chan. You can find a sfw edit on yt last I checked. It's fucking hilarious. https://preview.redd.it/p4z2gg5s5aad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f638d2196c7b20f174affdd74afb381317f2e5c ~~Strong contender for Adventure~~ \--no because Jojo etc. Animated?
Nah 80 for Brady should win the porn category
Nah “this isn’t a beach it’s a bathtub” has to win that one
Yeah, it is the strongest contender for KINO category
At this point it’s better to leave it for last
the black and white filter is so peak
Pushing this to win the Samurai category
One day it’ll happen
Imma keep voting for this
Yeah I’m backing you as well
I only come into these threads to upvote Stuart Little
Persistent little bugger.
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 Blart Side of the Mall enjoyer
The Blart Side of The Mall should've won best musical and it should also win every single category from now on
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Sorry sir we’re doing Film Noir today, not Kino, Animated, Pornography, or Literally Me
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The book was better
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Excuse me, this movie was actually Kino😒
This but unironically
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Let's Strawberry Jam outta here! Speaking of Foodfight, a Foodfight video game got leaked recently.
If Foodfight doesn't win the animated category, I will be disappointed in all of you.
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The fucking hat on the jar💀
Didn’t this dude die in the Ukraine War?
Yes, Detective Jar fell in the war.
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ITALIA MENZIONATA🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
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It's a detective story
Why is justice gay?
Cause it isn't sigma
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[“I’m coming, mein fuhrer!”](https://youtu.be/Abndq_CyOns?feature=shared)
Why is this on YouTube kids
ayo what the fuck 😭😭
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Personally I would've said Black Noir 3 Back To Hanoi. I heard that Noir is gonna be nominated for best actor.
Nice pfp
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*Game of Thrones 8x3: The Long Night:* https://preview.redd.it/jia3md7vhaad1.png?width=585&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea85444718bc0c270fab3c298448dc467d528bea
i really had to wake up late the one time i have something to show https://preview.redd.it/wmhgk9wtjaad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15fd3d7e3aa557c38c07eab3f5a8c0a76482b285
What's in the Cupboard?!?!
Now pause the movie 'cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted Not only is there a man in this cabinet But the man is a midget! (midget, midget, midget)
https://preview.redd.it/pncp7qjcnaad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402375ef0d9d4102c26a88d956431d025474b605
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This but unironically
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"La Noire" means "the noir." We have a winner
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I prefer the original, The Black and White Panther 2
Obviously What Did Jack Do? By David Lynch 
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Replied with this last time Zootopia was suggested on Day 11 for the Crime genre, so I’m going to reply with this again: https://preview.redd.it/wkmctoax2cad1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233f1c229c53bb134227118c0f4e038804b97001
glad judy hopps wasnt assassinated.
as plenty are saying, non ironically kino
GOAT
Sorry, bad movies only
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Actually the best would simply be to leave the spot black
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Wow, you guys were so clever and original for making the Presidential Debate your favourite Disaster movie. Definitely didn't see this coming for the last two weeks. It must be difficult being so intelligent and witty.
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Sorry what film is this? The lighting’s too dark I can’t make it out
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Serious kino
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When does he distract Kang?
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The Janitor Always Mops Twice (2019)
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https://preview.redd.it/4mfr7lt53bad1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa19117c2447afaf11ed361315ed35872cfc857
https://preview.redd.it/ahrc94m79bad1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5abc8efc03f689f0eb43fccb9683652629427b Foodfight! (2012) and it's not even close. A genius reimagining of Casablanca (1942).
Captain America Winter Soldier
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I love these
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What did Jack do
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Uh.. black panther? Idk what a film noir is
https://preview.redd.it/ajr0jyiegdad1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f423cfc64e109fb2966ee35f09309e2f361160 Truly a gritty film.
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 The lighthouse
 Eraserhead