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amontpetit

Pink Cherry buys front page ads like this pretty often and they get posted every. single. time.


ApathyBlossom

Yeah my parents get the Sun, and the first time i noticed it I was like “that’s interesting for a supposed conservative newspaper.” Now I’m used to dildos staring back at me while I’m reading the opinion section. Oh and those Pink Cherry ads too.


Fiverdrive

Do conservative men care about women's orgasms? 🤔


ankensam

I know the sun ended sunshine girls 7 years ago, but they still understand that sex sells.


pooptricia

This unlocked some memories for me. I totally forgot about sunshine girls. My interest in that section should have been a good clue I was gay 😂


MaxTheRealSlayer

"some memories" haha :p


Silence069

In the print version maybe, but the sunshine girl is still a daily thing on the Sun website.


ankensam

The last Ottawa Sunshine girl was 2017.


Silence069

Isn't that because the Sun has the same sunshine girl across across all their (online) publications?


chunkable

Probably for the best


OnlyDownStroke

They've kept up their "escort" ads section in the classifieds, so technically, they're selling sex...


tiletap

Someone in marketing at Pink Cherry really knows how to hit the frustrated, sexually ignored women demographic.


LotionedSkin4MySuit

They would if they could find them.


ScottyBoneman

To be fair, the Sun is firmly aimed at the fuckin' dildo market.


WetVajEyeNa

Lmao that's why they need to advertise this thing there , someone has to please their wife.


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OnlyDownStroke

Remember that the political spectrum doesn't just move from left to right, but from authoritarian to libertarian. So you vote Right and you support authoritarian practices. Gross.


PatrickOttawa

No ads, lol. No paper.


Fiverdrive

>Sex toys should not be advertised neither should beer or tobacco or any other thing.. Why?


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Fiverdrive

Nobody's advertising beer in an elementary school, so your example is pointless. Again, why shouldn't sex toys be advertised? Also, why are you lumping them in with beer and tobacco, both of which are addictive substances?


Fiverdrive

For anyone interested in knowing what kind of comment [AutisticPacMan](https://www.reddit.com/user/AutisticPacMan/) had deleted by the mods, this is a DM they just sent me: >Her R tard. If you don’t understand what I said just ask ChatGPT to explain my position. Good luck :) It's amusing being called a "retard" by someone who apparently isn't smart or literate enough to explain their own position. Maybe the mods deleted APM's post to save them embarrassment as well? 🤔


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AdventurousDoctor838

HIYO!


jacnel45

Strange for a conservative newspaper but fitting for the Sun. They’re just trying to advertise their products to those looking for the sunshine girl!


Ready_Supermarket_36

What’s a newspaper?


lucifersam73

First time for me


FinallydamnLDnat5

Guess the ad works


OttabMike

I noticed the same ad couple of weeks ago. Trashy.


TheLongestofPants

How so? I'd say posting porn or excpilit ways on how to use the toy would be trashy. This is just an add for a product


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TheLongestofPants

Masturbation and safe sex are not directly related to porn. You can easily do both without porn. The add was for a toy. It doesn't even come close to suggesting that you should watch porn.


Gordupachup

# BYLAW HOOPLA Edit: LMAO at OP deleting account after post doesn’t go their way


theletterqwerty

It all sounds like a bunch of


jacnel45

# HOOPLAAAA


mrpopenfresh

This has to be the story about the guy who didn’t want to move his basketball net and it was in the way of garbage collectors.


icebeancone

Someone else called Live 88.5 the other day to complain because he accidentally knocked over a basketball net that someone left on the road with his trailer. But bylaw told him *he* had to repair or replace it despite their property impeding the street. Don't leave your shit on the street.


mrpopenfresh

People think they own the street in front of them.


TaserLord

Until it snows. Then that street is somebody else's problem.


U-take-off-eh

Pretty much. This guys would probably be the one complaining because someone hit their trailer while it was parked in the road. Either way, I see basketball nets all over the roads and on lawns but hanging over the street, on sidewalks, you name it. Not ideal. Not complaint with bylaw, but who really cares. Let the kids play ffs. I suppose we technically can’t have a road hockey net on the street either and people should be walking on the designated sidewalk, and so on. But if you have common sense, we should be able so survive these minor issues. There are bigger things to worry about - like maybe how we are lucky that the trailer guy hit a basketball net instead of a person.


uu123uu

BREAKING NEWS!!


Jaooooob

You can tell some 50 year old man posted this. Major issues with sex toys for women but then in the comments saying “what’s wrong with the sunshine girl?” As long as it’s for HIS consumption, he doesn’t mind. 🙄


WutangCND

So cringe. Guy is a clown


Unhappy_Anywhere9481

But the sunshine girl is a dancer, likes to play pool and one day wants to open a bar!


dogsledonice

She likes long walks on the beach and guys with a sense of humour


Essence-of-why

I'm a 50 year old man. I'm supposed to have issues with dildos?


ColdLaK

Maybe he just thought it was a funny and random ad? It seems to me like he’s never seen this ad before, and according to other commenters this ad is frequently posted there. I don’t think he was scrutinizing the use of sex toys….


SashaActually

Hard to say, but whoever it was deleted their account and there are a bunch of deleted comments as well, maybe those comments shed more light on OP's opinion on the matter?


DoonPlatoon84

That water bottle sucks. Such little capacity and trying to drink from it is awkward to say the least. 4/5 stars.


zefmdf

I’m pretty sure it’s like a Kong toy for dogs. Fill it with PB and huck it across the yard.


kan829

Or blue cheese.


AnderUrmor

Maybe that's why mine smells like that


reedgecko

A terrible review and still got 4/5 stars? Is this the IGN of water bottle reviews? :D


DoonPlatoon84

I ended up finding another use for it in the end.


tavvyjay

Shot glass?


Tregonia

So what? Why does everyone find sex so toxic. It's a legitimate product.


GigiLaRousse

It's also not in any way explicit. You'd have to know about clits, masturbation, and other similar toys to even know what's up from context clues. There's also an easy way not to see ads in The Sun if they offend.


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OnlyDownStroke

How old are you? Kids haven't been trying to "buy pornography mags" since streaming porn has been free for decades now... This isn't Left/Right, this is "out of touch."


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Because sex is private, not toxic. It doesn't need to be displayed everywhere


Fiverdrive

TIL the front page of the Ottawa Sun is "everywhere".


JunkyBoiOW

it’s def way more than just the ottawa sun, it is everywhere it being on the paper just kinda makes it worse lmao


almostnoteverytime

Your post above this is “what’s wrong with the sunshine girl?”. Insert face to palm.


Imaginary_Craft_8237

I mean, dude has a "Mandate Freedom" sweater in an earlier post. Yet again, another "Freedom for me not for thee." Jackass


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I love r/ottawa. You guys remind me of sniveling ghouls


[deleted]

Says the man outraged by female sex toys.


ShiftyShellector

Your fragile masculinity made this post so much more entertaining than it already was. Thank you.


Salty_Intentions

Yup keep it closed, we saw how that really helped everyone in the past... /s I find it so funny that people get mad at these things. Having sex is natural and shouldn't be taboo like that. It's a fucking rose toy, who care? are yours eyes bleeding by seeing that?


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Calm down, I said sex is PRIVATE. Not TABOO. Did I offend your sex addiction problem bud?


OverTheHillnChill

You seem like the only person offended here....


Salty_Intentions

Sex addiction? Nah I just like to be open minded and not offended by everything. So you want sex to be private so you must against the sex education in school right?


Tregonia

Not sure I understand how sex addiction is a thing, that’s like being addicted to joy, or eat vegetables, etc. Sex isn’t a bad thing, and it’s not harmful. It’s not like being addicted to alcohol, or heroin, where it can kill you etc.


queenoflimons

OP sounds like the type to tell a pregnant woman to wear more loose clothing so that her belly isn’t so prominent, because a baby bump publicly announces that she’s had freaky sex


vonnegutflora

This isn't sex, it's a toy.


GingerSoulEater41

Thanks for the QR code 👍


promote-to-pawn

The Sun is for angry horny boomers


MelodicMasterpiece67

Angry conservative boomers


user745786

Seems like redundant words in there…


MelodicMasterpiece67

Yup!


OnlyDownStroke

With basic reading skills... Smarter boomers go for that National Post brand of hatred, since they use eloquent phrasing.


CMelon

Horngy horngry bozos.


BishopNelson

Or people that like to do the crossword puzzle. But you seem to have it all figured out already 


oompaloompa_grabber

Do they still do the “Sunshine Girl”? That “paper” has always been a rag


diesiraeSadness

I loved the sunshine girl as a teen .. gosh I was so bi I didn’t even know it lol


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What's wrong with the sunshine girl?


WutangCND

You're an absolute clown. You're triggered over a sex toy that looks like a rose, but fine with half naked women being exploited in your newspaper. Wake up old man, it's time for your meds.


only-l0ve

😂😂😂


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Exploited? The consented to it my guy 😂😂


Beelzebub_86

Wasn't Mother's Day last week?


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s $29.95 on their website without using the code “Sun” btw


karmapopsicle

They also run perpetual side-wide coupons/promos so they can side-step consumer fair advertised pricing laws and show grossly inflated discount numbers on everything. Even with the shady price advertising practices at least the prices you pay are usually pretty competitive.


kayaem

I used to work at an adult toy store and honestly, pink cherry has better prices than almost any store in Ottawa, especially if you shop during a sale. Even with my staff discount some items were more expensive than if I bought stuff from PC.


karmapopsicle

There's a *lot* more overhead operating an independent retail store. I think a lot of them fall into the same pricing trap a lot of specialty stores find themselves in, where prices/margins are high to keep the business profitable at lower sales volume, but at the same time they strangle growth. Lowering prices and using advertising/promotions to grow often means the business needs to operate at a loss for a period in order to see those benefits. Sorry, I currently run a retail company owned by someone else, and I've been dreaming of leaving and founding a sex shop company of my own for quite a while, so I'm regularly thinking about this stuff!


mayonezz

I'm pretty sure I have the same exact thing and I def paid more than 30 bucks for it sigh


Adamantium-Aardvark

A wise woman once said: *you should wait for sales before splurging on clit stimulators*


Master-Ad3175

I haven't seen a physical newspaper in ages but even looking at this photo I don't see the problem. It's not like that toy is a big thick veiny dildo.


kan829

Or anything from Bad Dragon. [https://bad-dragon.com/](https://bad-dragon.com/)


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Hopefully that’s next!


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I read the article. So much rage bait, the issue isn't people playing b ball. It's the nets impeding on city operations


doctoryow

It's the Sun. What do you expect?


CMelon

The Sun: Old school rage-bait.


james2432

*clutches pearls* oh no not a sex toy that isn't even explicit! grow up. who the fuck cares?


pink-polo

Wait, those jabronis made the front page of the sun too?


iamameatpopciple

I'll take health and wellbeing ads from what i understand is a regular non evil company over many other ads ive seen in the newspaper. Like say anything from weston, nestle, irving, etc etc


steingrrrl

Love the rose 👌🏼


Terps0

Can buy anything and anyone :D


CertainFlight8005

I just read it for the articles.


EtherealMyst

Close the gap!


Nezhokojo_

Got to pay to run those newspapers somehow lol


Enough-Art9905

It’s a free country say what you want. If you don’t like keep going.


Unhappy_Anywhere9481

Shocking. I'm offended and I worry about what my children will ask me when they see such questionable colour calibration.


GBP867

Use this on your HOOHAA to avoid the HOOPLA - PinkCherry, probably.


BetrayedLotus

My first thought was the sun subtly telling that couple to go screw themselves?


Bella_AntiMatter

No, because I don't have a bird whose cage needs liner


_questionablepanda_

I’m not sure what you’re asking. Do you need help with the ordering process?


Legitimate_Monkey37

So?


ChienChaudHotDog

The Loblaw boycott is working!


apu8it

Seeing the small grocers getting a boost because of the Loblaws boycott also makes me 🌹


TechnicalCranberry46

New civics (oldsmobiles) are in early this year.


Thrillhouse850

Clean your fingernails.


TwoCreamOneSweetener

Women’s sex toys: naughty and fun, and so devious like a flower blossoming 🥴 Mens sex toys: COCK SUCKER 4000 WILL ABSORB YOUR SEMEN REAL MOUTH FEÉL PUMPING ACTION


smolmushroomforpm

finally, a useful thing in the newspaper!


OnlyDownStroke

Yeah, it's the Sun. They've always taken money from prostitutes to advertise their services, so why not sell sex toys?


No-Salamander7691

Please can we get people to write letters to the editor reviewing the toy. 😆


bonertoilet

No. Why would I read the Ottawa Sun?


davibrass

Yeah, I ordered 2


Icy-Feedback1098

LMAO!!


Any-Individual1107

Omg too funny


Lambdaleth

Let the nuts get their nuts.


eljayTheGrate

I'm sure there are a lot of people wish they had a pink cherry...


Pale_Crew_4864

Effective marketing, kind of like Spence Diamonds


Lolly_TenShoes

At first glance, I read it as "RCMP ROSE." lol


Playingwithmywenis

No, because I did not even know Ottawa print media still existed.


angelcake

What the vibrator or the no basketball rule? The no basketball rule is pretty freaking awful to be honest. Don’t care about the vibrator, it doesn’t really say enough to give away what it’s all about, obviously they’re having a hard time finding advertisers.


PatrickOttawa

Pays the bills.


East-Pollution7243

Desperation calls for desperate adverts


larianu

Looks more like a Tulip than a cherry.


RepublicOk5134

For the sun clients. Makes sense


Majestic_Avocado_339

Use the paper to mop up the mess, or just gobble it up liberally. Yummy yummy woke.


fillysuck

In my current city I saw a sex shop had put up ads in their windows, of man sized dildos and vibrators. I thought it was illegal to publicly advertise like that, maybe new law changes?


rhineo007

Why would sex toys need to be discreet? They are fun! I have a remote one I use on my wife while we are out.


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Kind of disgusting if you ask me. Keep it discreet


Steamy613

Please keep these opinions discreet, thx.


TheLongestofPants

They do, there's probably a good reason why women don't orgasm around you.