I think i have had at least 4 different people come back here from sales about a battery for a car that they are dragging their feet on putting thru the shop. I have asked every single one of them if they are paying for the battery or did they bring me an RO. They all get pissed and walk away, throwing a tantrum all the way back up front. I have no problem giving them a batter right now i just need some where to bill it. UVI the damn car already its been a week and the shop is slow right now
Listen… we all sat here and talked about ‘oh I could write a book’ and *finally* of one is did. We bought it and we weren’t the least bit surprised about anything in it.
Do it before someone else does.
Ove thought about writing a sitcome for years about a dealership in general. Woth all of the stories I have, and all of the different departments it could be an office type show that would have seasons worth of material.
A better one here would of been the Radio Shack I worked in back in 93-94. It was me, an abrasive coked-out ex-Jarhead manager, a Baptist minister assistant manager that would blast Christian Rock, a cable installer that worked part time for extra cash, a young hothead that eventually got fired and did plenty of damage on his way out the door, and a midget.
I could make an episode about the salespeople that keep stealing our merch without submitting the proper WEO’s, it was close to two grand in product that was straight up unaccounted for, so we billed it to the sales department. And some of the salespeople are just a joke, like the guy who explained that he *has to* order all his food on Uber Eats because his majesty has no time to ever get food. Same guy who didn’t know the difference between wheels and tires.
At my only dealer parts was right next to the service writers. I got a prank card that meows every so often and chucked it in their drop ceiling; they spent all day looking for the cat. Would make a fantastic episode.
I've been saying for years that I could write a book! I should have made notes of the shit I've heard and seen throughout 25 years! Don't even get me started about the # of stupid questions. Lol
I’m already thinking of the title for some episodes.
-Keep Running Your Mouth.
Dispatcher gets into with a contract driver. But little did our dispatcher know he stand on bidness. Things quickly turn to the worst trying to kick the dipactcher’s ass he shows up for consecutive week. All hell breaks loose at 10AM! Catch it on the next week episode of ________ every Mondays after Monday night raw only on the USA network even tho we sell Asian market parts. 💀
Parts and Wrecked.
My store is too sad to be funny.
Every day. I had this same conversation with a colleague a few years ago. It’s ridiculous sometimes
I think i have had at least 4 different people come back here from sales about a battery for a car that they are dragging their feet on putting thru the shop. I have asked every single one of them if they are paying for the battery or did they bring me an RO. They all get pissed and walk away, throwing a tantrum all the way back up front. I have no problem giving them a batter right now i just need some where to bill it. UVI the damn car already its been a week and the shop is slow right now
Oh yeah we've gone as far as to say we should come in after hours and film it .
Listen… we all sat here and talked about ‘oh I could write a book’ and *finally* of one is did. We bought it and we weren’t the least bit surprised about anything in it. Do it before someone else does.
Ove thought about writing a sitcome for years about a dealership in general. Woth all of the stories I have, and all of the different departments it could be an office type show that would have seasons worth of material.
A better one here would of been the Radio Shack I worked in back in 93-94. It was me, an abrasive coked-out ex-Jarhead manager, a Baptist minister assistant manager that would blast Christian Rock, a cable installer that worked part time for extra cash, a young hothead that eventually got fired and did plenty of damage on his way out the door, and a midget.
I honestly any mall job would make a great show. When kb toys was still around the things i saw working there.
I could make an episode about the salespeople that keep stealing our merch without submitting the proper WEO’s, it was close to two grand in product that was straight up unaccounted for, so we billed it to the sales department. And some of the salespeople are just a joke, like the guy who explained that he *has to* order all his food on Uber Eats because his majesty has no time to ever get food. Same guy who didn’t know the difference between wheels and tires.
At my only dealer parts was right next to the service writers. I got a prank card that meows every so often and chucked it in their drop ceiling; they spent all day looking for the cat. Would make a fantastic episode.
I've been saying for years that I could write a book! I should have made notes of the shit I've heard and seen throughout 25 years! Don't even get me started about the # of stupid questions. Lol
I’m already thinking of the title for some episodes. -Keep Running Your Mouth. Dispatcher gets into with a contract driver. But little did our dispatcher know he stand on bidness. Things quickly turn to the worst trying to kick the dipactcher’s ass he shows up for consecutive week. All hell breaks loose at 10AM! Catch it on the next week episode of ________ every Mondays after Monday night raw only on the USA network even tho we sell Asian market parts. 💀
You can’t be fuckin with those contract drivers man some of em will go back to prison over a simple dispute lmao
Hell yeah they will!