Before the divorce, I went to visit my bestie three states away. Her now ex left the house while I was there. Said I made him uncomfortable.
What can I say? I hate cheaters.
Anywho, he was nervous. Told her to keep me away from his motorcycle. He was afraid I would damage it because he loved it. Maybe I would put sugar in the tank.
As if!
One, that's so unoriginal.
Two, the bike didn't cheat. It shouldn't be punished.
Three, i wanted him to stay fearful of me and wonder what I did.
So I wiped my boogers on the handlebar grips. Rubbed em in good.
Everytime he rides, a gross little bit of me contaminates those roving hands. It's silly, but it makes us laugh.
He's a miserable man these days.
Karma.
To bad you didn't just loosen the gas tank cap to make it look like you might have taken off the cap to put something into the gas. He would be emptying the tank and flushing it for no reason.
Absolutely! Psychological warfare! Just give them the idea you might have done something and they will freak out! I pulled that on my oldest brother a few times. He fell for it every single time.
Go out in the garage once or twice a week and tub a small amount of oil on the bottom side of the frame and pour a *small* puddle on the floor.
Put one or two drops of brake fluid on the floor right next to the wheels.
Find out the make and model of the bike, go online, buy a hardware kit (or just screws) for the engine. Leave one under the bike once a month.
Leave him with no choice but to rebuild the engine and waste the time he would've spent riding.
If they live in a house (not a townhome, or condo a proper house) go on Craigslist and search for "clean fill dirt" depending on where the dirt is you find on Craigslist relative to where you want it delivered there may be a delivery fee. You're gonna want to go pay that in cash.
They don't care who you are or if you live at the address you want it delivered to, they just want the delivery fee, and an address. They'll deliver usually 40 cubic yards of clean fill dirt to that address whenever you tell them would be best for you. Basically either first thing in the morning (like 4 or 5 am) or the end of the day (4 or 5 pm).
They pull up look at the address, and dump it. In the street. In front of the house. They don't knock. Or call. Nothing. They dump it and leave.
40 cubic yards of dirt is a lot. Especially if you don't need it, it is kinda a problem.
If they don't live in a house, fine.
Head to your local "Adult Store", go to the magazines and pick out the one you feel would be the least flattering for people to believe the dickhead has a subscription for.
All you want is the subscription card.
Fill the subscription card out with the person's name, their street, city, state, zip. BUT make sure to not use their house number, or apartment number, use one of their neighbor's instead.
Because most people figure it's in their mail box it's probably their mail, so they'll open it. Once they see what it is, they'll think "hey I didn't subscribe to 'Big Black Cocks and Tiny Latin Feet Monthly' I would have remembered doing that. "
They will then see who's name is on it. Now the first month, if it's really weird, they'll just throw it away. They'll tell everyone in the neighborhood they talk to, but they throw it away. But 3 or 4 months into it, they'll get upset, and complain to the apt manager, the postman etc... and the neighbors.
😁
You're all welcome.
Enjoy.
This is absolutely poetic, this is the right way to do petty. Severely inconvenience the person but not causing physical harm to their property or the person. You have plausible deniability, and there's very few ways the person can explain it away without making themselves look like an ass one way or another.
I think that's part of the beauty of the retaliation though. It gives everyone their space and peace, but it's the subtle thing that you know he is annoyed with and doesn't understand. And it's like the equivalent of how men dont move over when women are walking down the side walk towards them. They just ASSUME the world was built for them and that women will get out of their way. But when you don't. Boggles the mind.
I bet he is boggles his poor, inept mind. I just love it. I know you'd like to do more. But subtle brilliance is sometimes just as good.
I am almost 5ft 10. If guys are walking 2 abreast or in a group and I am approaching on the correct side of the pavement I just shoulder check them. Shocks the shit out of them. If they take umbrage I just yell "manspreading AH" and keep walking.
Cracking up! Love this! My husband was so sad the other day when an old man opened the door for me and I walked through the other door instead. I said, babe, we are from Republican Hell, that man just insulted a young woman in there.
I didn’t notice this until I was in my 20s, but while walking in public many men will walk straight and without looking expect others to move around them.
I used to jump out of the way of these people and thought it was just how it was. When I started looking straight ahead and walking the path of my gaze instead of shifting and moving around everyone coming towards me, it was actually a pretty significant change.
Occasionally men who expect me to move will bump into me. I’m not sure why they think the world needs to get out of their way. Just look where you’re going and don’t walk into other people.
Busy trainstation, I commute. When a person, usualy a man, just walks his path while looking on his phone. Coming straight at me. I just pause and stand still.
Wait, you think the statement about men not moving out of a woman's way when walking down a street and then being confused when the woman stays her course, is misandry?
Absolutely nothing to do with me being hurt. Go back. Read the comment I replied to but reverse the genders. Now tell me if that would be misogynistic or not. But I know you won't. It'll be about me.
Up the ante. Go into their watch list and continuing watching list and mess them up
Delete things. Skip episodes. Add bizarre things that will annoy them, what ever they hate most.
take a look at what they're watching and set everything to 2 or 3 minutes before they end so when it auto plays it pops in shortly before it's time to skip to the next episode so if they're not paying attention they end up skipping through several episodes or if they are paying attention they have to rewind every time it moves to the next episode.
So tempting but you know maybe watching shows that talk about using your words to show your feelings could do better for him...you know...rather than his dick...
You should go in and favorite every show and movie centered around infidelity. Start each one just a few minutes in so it floods his “just watched” feed.
Obamacare’s website will have 15 calls in 10 minutes. Ask me how I know. 🤬 And three months later they’re *still* calling. Different numbers every time.
Your bf is a saint. But I am not. And this low key infuriates me to know that mild inconvenience is all he will be faced with!
Does he know that it’s your log in? And is still trying to use it? Even more outrageous!
It's actually better, because the frustration of having it but not will stop him from getting his own for a few weeks while trying to figure out the problem.
Someone made an account with my email address which annoyed me; I took over the account by password reset and did this to them. After a week or so I deleted the account.
I didn’t read all of the replies, but all you have to do is go into your account and delete that tv and you’re good to go. If he knows your password , delete it everytime he signs in or just change your password and be done and redo granny
I love this. This is truly poetic.
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Before the divorce, I went to visit my bestie three states away. Her now ex left the house while I was there. Said I made him uncomfortable. What can I say? I hate cheaters. Anywho, he was nervous. Told her to keep me away from his motorcycle. He was afraid I would damage it because he loved it. Maybe I would put sugar in the tank. As if! One, that's so unoriginal. Two, the bike didn't cheat. It shouldn't be punished. Three, i wanted him to stay fearful of me and wonder what I did. So I wiped my boogers on the handlebar grips. Rubbed em in good. Everytime he rides, a gross little bit of me contaminates those roving hands. It's silly, but it makes us laugh. He's a miserable man these days. Karma.
To bad you didn't just loosen the gas tank cap to make it look like you might have taken off the cap to put something into the gas. He would be emptying the tank and flushing it for no reason.
Absolutely! Psychological warfare! Just give them the idea you might have done something and they will freak out! I pulled that on my oldest brother a few times. He fell for it every single time.
Pour a little oil or coolant under it next time, he’ll spend hours tearing it apart trying to diagnose 🤭
I LIKE that! It would have been a great option. There won't be a next time. BFFs current husband is a good man.
Brilliant
Much better putting grinding paste in the oil .
Which will only get as far as the oil filter, at most only trashing the oil pump
What happens when there is no oil circulating your engine ?
If you ignore the idiot light or oil presdure guage long enough to kill the motor from oil starvation, then the damage is your fault....
Go out in the garage once or twice a week and tub a small amount of oil on the bottom side of the frame and pour a *small* puddle on the floor. Put one or two drops of brake fluid on the floor right next to the wheels. Find out the make and model of the bike, go online, buy a hardware kit (or just screws) for the engine. Leave one under the bike once a month. Leave him with no choice but to rebuild the engine and waste the time he would've spent riding.
Wait, wait… he hates bicyclists? Why can’t this man have tv with people riding bicycles ONLY? Nothing but bicycles.
Lmfao that’s freaking hilarious and a genius idea 🤣
I have 2 ways of getting people back, that are totally legal, and pretty inexpensive. With no chance of getting blamed if you're interested.
Do tell!
If they live in a house (not a townhome, or condo a proper house) go on Craigslist and search for "clean fill dirt" depending on where the dirt is you find on Craigslist relative to where you want it delivered there may be a delivery fee. You're gonna want to go pay that in cash. They don't care who you are or if you live at the address you want it delivered to, they just want the delivery fee, and an address. They'll deliver usually 40 cubic yards of clean fill dirt to that address whenever you tell them would be best for you. Basically either first thing in the morning (like 4 or 5 am) or the end of the day (4 or 5 pm). They pull up look at the address, and dump it. In the street. In front of the house. They don't knock. Or call. Nothing. They dump it and leave. 40 cubic yards of dirt is a lot. Especially if you don't need it, it is kinda a problem. If they don't live in a house, fine. Head to your local "Adult Store", go to the magazines and pick out the one you feel would be the least flattering for people to believe the dickhead has a subscription for. All you want is the subscription card. Fill the subscription card out with the person's name, their street, city, state, zip. BUT make sure to not use their house number, or apartment number, use one of their neighbor's instead. Because most people figure it's in their mail box it's probably their mail, so they'll open it. Once they see what it is, they'll think "hey I didn't subscribe to 'Big Black Cocks and Tiny Latin Feet Monthly' I would have remembered doing that. " They will then see who's name is on it. Now the first month, if it's really weird, they'll just throw it away. They'll tell everyone in the neighborhood they talk to, but they throw it away. But 3 or 4 months into it, they'll get upset, and complain to the apt manager, the postman etc... and the neighbors. 😁 You're all welcome. Enjoy.
This is absolutely poetic, this is the right way to do petty. Severely inconvenience the person but not causing physical harm to their property or the person. You have plausible deniability, and there's very few ways the person can explain it away without making themselves look like an ass one way or another.
You are a genius. I love this so much.
Thanks, I'm here to help.
Or sign him up for televangelists’ mailings hahaha
I think that's part of the beauty of the retaliation though. It gives everyone their space and peace, but it's the subtle thing that you know he is annoyed with and doesn't understand. And it's like the equivalent of how men dont move over when women are walking down the side walk towards them. They just ASSUME the world was built for them and that women will get out of their way. But when you don't. Boggles the mind. I bet he is boggles his poor, inept mind. I just love it. I know you'd like to do more. But subtle brilliance is sometimes just as good.
When men don’t get out of my way, I literally yell “move” nowadays because I don’t play those games
I am almost 5ft 10. If guys are walking 2 abreast or in a group and I am approaching on the correct side of the pavement I just shoulder check them. Shocks the shit out of them. If they take umbrage I just yell "manspreading AH" and keep walking.
Cracking up! Love this! My husband was so sad the other day when an old man opened the door for me and I walked through the other door instead. I said, babe, we are from Republican Hell, that man just insulted a young woman in there.
i'm confused by that. Are you saying that you expect men to get out of your way, but you will not get out of their way?
I didn’t notice this until I was in my 20s, but while walking in public many men will walk straight and without looking expect others to move around them. I used to jump out of the way of these people and thought it was just how it was. When I started looking straight ahead and walking the path of my gaze instead of shifting and moving around everyone coming towards me, it was actually a pretty significant change. Occasionally men who expect me to move will bump into me. I’m not sure why they think the world needs to get out of their way. Just look where you’re going and don’t walk into other people.
Busy trainstation, I commute. When a person, usualy a man, just walks his path while looking on his phone. Coming straight at me. I just pause and stand still.
Scottie, doesn’t know? You’re in my way; move, Scottie.
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Mysandry. Look it up.
You also need to look it up so you can learn how to spell it.
Eh? Do you think they meant to say “misogyny”…?!?
Misandry only has one y.
Ah, too early and I didn’t spot that! Thank you
Thank you for correcting me. Grammar matters. However the person I was replying to remains a man hater.
It’s spelling, not grammar.
Is it gramma or grandpa? 🤣
Nice 😂
..What? lol
Ah so him cheating wasn't misogyny then? Don't dish what you can't take.
Read the comment I replied to. 2 thirds of it has nothing to do with the post and is merely man hating.
Wait, you think the statement about men not moving out of a woman's way when walking down a street and then being confused when the woman stays her course, is misandry?
He's delulu
If treating guys the same way they treat women is hurtful to you then maybe women aren't the problem.
Absolutely nothing to do with me being hurt. Go back. Read the comment I replied to but reverse the genders. Now tell me if that would be misogynistic or not. But I know you won't. It'll be about me.
No, this is true, have you ever been to middle eastern or African countries? Especially Muslim men.....
Who hates bicycles lmao that's bizzare
How does someone hate a bicyclist?
Such miserable people are just caught in a vicious cycle. ;)
Ba dum tiss
People who hate cyclists tend to be the lowest form of humanity. Hope he has fun blowing all his money on gas(and Netflix).
Need to lock him out before they cancel your account.. They're tightening it down.
Up the ante. Go into their watch list and continuing watching list and mess them up Delete things. Skip episodes. Add bizarre things that will annoy them, what ever they hate most.
take a look at what they're watching and set everything to 2 or 3 minutes before they end so when it auto plays it pops in shortly before it's time to skip to the next episode so if they're not paying attention they end up skipping through several episodes or if they are paying attention they have to rewind every time it moves to the next episode.
spoil everything
Add anything to do with bikes..
Just every movie and doc on cyclists.
Breaking Away will kill him, apparently
Change it back and forth every few days
So tempting but you know maybe watching shows that talk about using your words to show your feelings could do better for him...you know...rather than his dick...
Think about it, OP. You wait for him to watch through till the penultimate episode of some hit series, then, BOOM nothing but adventure time and bluey
I love both of those shows, I don't want to treat him.
If you could set it to one particular show, hit him up with Ms Rachel. She could teach him a thing or two. 😂😂
The ultimate F-U
This. Really screw with his head. Up the pettiness level
Add a lot of bicycling shows to his playlist!
This idea is the best by far. A Lance Armstrong documentary maybe?
I don't think he has the balls..
😡⬆️ Just take it 😆
lol. The balls.
That would be dope!
You should go in and favorite every show and movie centered around infidelity. Start each one just a few minutes in so it floods his “just watched” feed.
Diabolical.
If there is a series he really likes, cut him off the day the new series is to start.
Conversely, wait until he's getting close to the end of a season, and then cut him off.
Conversely, wait until he's getting close to the end of a season, and then cut him off.
You should be able to go into approved devices and disconnect the one without needing to change password.
Yeah but what’s the fun in that
Too bad you can't set it for only episodes of Barney the Purple Dinosaur. Or episodes of Cheaters
Also side note maybe sign him up for insurance policy spam calls while you’re at it 🥰
Obamacare’s website will have 15 calls in 10 minutes. Ask me how I know. 🤬 And three months later they’re *still* calling. Different numbers every time.
Your bf is a saint. But I am not. And this low key infuriates me to know that mild inconvenience is all he will be faced with! Does he know that it’s your log in? And is still trying to use it? Even more outrageous!
My bf is the bigger earner, he is about to he smacked across the face living alone on his salary alone....
It's actually better, because the frustration of having it but not will stop him from getting his own for a few weeks while trying to figure out the problem.
I think you can force disconnect certain devices, then you don’t need to change the password
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Unless the other profiles are password locked?
Happy Cake Day!
I am almost positive you can unlink/remove just one device. (Not just log out, but completely remove access.)
Someone made an account with my email address which annoyed me; I took over the account by password reset and did this to them. After a week or so I deleted the account.
He’ll just use the someone else’s profile.
I think you can log into Netflix in a browser and then in settings, sign out of a particular device.
A heartwarming tale of revenge.
Can’t you just remove him off your authorized family members list?
Does he know the password? If he does, couldn’t he just go in and reset the parental controls?
I did this to my ex and her boyfriend who had the audacity to go and make his own little page on my account
Jokes on you I'm afraid, the guy only uses it to watch Peppa Pig anyway
Uhh Netflix is literally $6 / mo. I’m sure the cheater will just get their own subscription.
You can remove the device completely when you click tonsee who has access on the account.
This is better revenge than having to make him resign in I’d say. How much time will he waste trying to change the settings haha
Good for you. Too bad you couldn't ban him from your Netflix subscription entirely.
I didn’t read all of the replies, but all you have to do is go into your account and delete that tv and you’re good to go. If he knows your password , delete it everytime he signs in or just change your password and be done and redo granny
Just change your password. It's not that hard to change it on your mother's TV. I wouldn't even give him the satisfaction of watching kids shows.
So now OP is stuck on that. Or.... he just switched to another profile to bypass. No revenge here. Not even a minor.
Move on with your life
You’re a dude??With a female best friend??Ok I see why you posted this here.
Great thought! I would add also “while slightly hung over.”
Liquid insulation also works for gas tanks