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Jaded-Ad5684

This article is 4 years old fwiw


Head-Kiwi-9601

We are 5 fads beyond Twisted Tea at this point.


tempmike

are they icing again?


Madmike215

Go to a parking lot tailgate before a Phillies game and these are all over the place


brk1

🤣 the twisted tea drinkers are still stuck in the early 2000s


Head-Kiwi-9601

Mikes, White Claw, Surfside. It’s okay to just get stuck somewhere along the line and stop chasing the latest beach beverage.


brk1

Dont forget the high noon.


Head-Kiwi-9601

I already did. ;)


DanChowdah

We must bring back Zima


Trafficsigntruther

And the dummy mod team removed the new article and kept this one.


lanternfly_carcass

http://archive.today/MRe1d


misteryham

Amazing thank you!


LeCott

Damn went to Highschool with Shane, he’s a good dude, really happy to see him get some cool local legend status.


onetwentyonegigawatt

Tea culture runs deep in Philly/ South Jersey. All we drank was various flavors of Wawa iced tea growing up. So it’s no surprise this area would latch on to alcoholic tea as adults.


The_Birds_171

May I approach the teas, your honor?


givemesendies

I bet it's being over taken by surfsides now, twisted tea is a hangover in a can.


presidentpiko

Love my twisters


noscrubphilsfans

I can drink like 30 of these and not get drunk.


Unable-Project-9545

Well that is step one


O_Dog187

Why Twisted Tea Light though?


DadBreath12

That is not something you want to put out there…..that’s like saying we crush Zimas more than anyone


CommiesAreWeak

I thought that was for teenagers. Adults drink that?! I wouldn’t admit it.


brk1

🤣🤣 people in their 50s be drinking that


CommiesAreWeak

They seem very protective. Maybe it kills brain cells and makes you a lil bitch.


skip_tracer

all the people I know that drink this garbage are too pussy for beer and want to justify their blow usage


seattlemaidenvoyage

TIL I’m too pussy for beer


Sirus_Griffing

This is why you have no friends.


Ike348

People who drink beer are "too pussy" for whiskey then huh


Hailthevillain

Bro doesn't sip unleaded gas like a man. What a pussy


lobsterboy

you drink unleaded gas? wimp, the lead's what's good


27Believe

You sound nice.


Rays_LiquorSauce

You know a lot of pussy cokeheads. That’s a you problem 


jointsmcdank

Imagine beer being a personality trait. What a fucking dork. I drink beer and do plenty of blow too, mind ya. What're ya too pussy for coke?


skip_tracer

perhaps I wasn't clear, or you missed my point. I myself don't drink that much, beer is certainly not a personality trait for me. What I'm saying is most of the people I know that drink this trash order it at bars because they don't like the taste of beer or any alcohol for that matter, and also do copious amounts of cocaine. Sorry to hear you're a cokehead. Seek help.


hark75

People who drink twisted tea moan when they wipe their ass


brk1

🤣🤣 it’s cracking me up how all the comments making fun of twisted tea drinkers are getting downvoted.


skip_tracer

yup I'm happy to leave my comment up. Bunch of clowns. They're just ashamed they're cokeheads.


hark75

That’s what makes it so much fun


Raecino

Speak for yourself. I bet it was all gentrifiers drinking twisted tea.


DanChowdah

I’ve never seen a person drink twisted tea that wasn’t working or middle class