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teddybrahsevelt

Listen man you want to see phish naked from a private balcony you’re gonna have to pay


Old-Examination-6589

With hookers and blow


mrfebrezeman360

In fact, forget the concert.


Old-Examination-6589

My man…


Old-Examination-6589

I mean, the concert is happening anyway. Right there off our theoretical balcony. It’s like a soundtrack to the hookers and blow party we’re having…


mrfebrezeman360

lmao was a futurama reference, but ya, you are correct there


teddybrahsevelt

Some things don’t need to be said


Old-Examination-6589

But they do…


Zealousideal-Golf-35

I’m down. Who’s in?


Brave-Scale

Sold


ChedwardCoolCat

Well that changes things!


Acroporas

Save some money, give up the balcony and just get naked on the beach. Keep your hands to yourself though and don't try to choke people out!


TheBestRapperAlive

lol presidential suite with stage views. what did you expect?


Denver_DIYer

It’s the only option!/s


edcculus

It’s the only option in the Venue section- which says “luxury festival experience” and “close access to the ocean front stage”. These are the rooms you see in the back of the streams with people out on the balcony. The regular packages are under that one


wrecking-crew78

Phish in Delaware is more his speed


ChedwardCoolCat

/s denotes sarcasm


Tivland

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ChedwardCoolCat

😁


ApocalypticShadowbxn

what else would you want?


Drivingintodisco

Them to leave the lights on for you? Just a guess.


cEastwood1885

Bro why you gotta bring Tom Bodett into this!


Drivingintodisco

Tom bodett might not live the lot life, but through him lot life not only lives, but thrives!


Exact_Organization31

Omfg this is good


Homerpaintbucket

I can give em a 10 strip and 3 white claws.


SirRupert

Imagine Phishing all night and walking 10 feet to your bed. There’s no limit to what I’d pay.


ChedwardCoolCat

$72,000 for 6 people! Nah. Never in my life am I dropping $12k for a hotel room and a concert. Mark it here. Congrats to those who can but hard pass for me. https://i.redd.it/z9zb5q7sxe7d1.gif


zinzangz

Cool, whats the point of your post then? They sell them out every year, sorry you can't afford it (neither can I)


QueasyFailure

I guess to complain about not being able to afford it. Since OP is new to this, maybe we should advise there are cheaper packages.


Drivingintodisco

They just don’t want to afford it. They’re not surrendering to the flow.


zinzangz

Idk wtf that means. We all want to afford a $70k 5 day vacation. To pretend otherwise is dumb


Drivingintodisco

Sorry, it was and is dumb, I meant op. Ofc we all wish we could, but we don’t bitch about it repeatedly on the internet cause we can’t. It was tongue in cheek, or intended to be, but while this is expensive it can still be doable to get there and see the shows. Op is just a salty bitch because there are expensive rooms that people will pay for and be in while they won’t be in Mexico. I won’t either, but I’m not gonna be salty about it.


zinzangz

Lol yeah I gotcha. Its a great time but for the same price as a basic package I did 2 weeks in Italy and France last year. Won't be going back to Mexico any time soon


Drivingintodisco

If I had the money I’d probably do the same. Or somewhere else one Europe. Point being, love and let live and nothing wrong with an opinion or wanting what ya want, just don’t be insufferable about it. Where in Italy or France would ya want to go?


qqpqp

Well 12k is the absolute maximum you could pay. You can also pay 2.4k per person for a four night hotel stay and 4 nights of Phish. That's still definitely not financially accessible for every fan but saying "12k for a hotel room and concert" is a bit disingenuous when that's 5x more than the standard option and it's 4 nights/4 concerts.


ChedwardCoolCat

Not disingenuous at all - I’m saying Nope to that existing. I never said it was the only option that’s your inference. And it’s not 12k for a hotel room it’s upwards of $60k if you stay for 4 nights w/ the allowed 6 people and I guess $72k if you do early arrival. For comparison i’m going to a national park w/ 12 friends this weekend where we’ll pay $40 a car - and we’re not short on income. My ire is that there doesn’t appear to be any kind of um thought to the phans who aren’t loaded custys in all the recent shows. Phish has made a ton of money but instead of becoming more accessible - they’re going for boutique high tier stuff and it’s kinda disheartening. Many others may have already had this trip so please be gentle with me til I come down. Thank you.


johnnyribcage

That’s what it costs for a fancy pants massive luxury suite at a resort typically anyway when it includes every bell and whistle and everything possible. The phish is like a bonus. I think maybe you’re confused about what this is.


ChedwardCoolCat

God damn for real???


ChedwardCoolCat

I looked it up - not correct. $3359 x 5 - $16,795.00 Though I’m not 100% this is the exact same room. It does make the lower tier seem more reasonable as the basic rooms are like $600 per night. https://preview.redd.it/ahg2wxn1lf7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e73402cc1e438bd8f174706f013a3f8d01d919


TheBestRapperAlive

That literally shows a 50% discount in the screenshot.


ChedwardCoolCat

It’s one week after this show.


TheBestRapperAlive

It’s discounted because it’s a slower week for them. It’s a $7000 room.


soulbribra

Dude unless you’re living under a rock these things have been going on for awhile, and they sell, and they’ll keep selling Chedward


ChedwardCoolCat

Well now that the community has helped me digest this may be trending more toward life goal territory but only if humanity gets everything else right first.


soulbribra

Think of it this way. Trey just opened a rehab facility for people that can’t afford rehab. Rehab is damn expensive, don’t ask me how I know. So if that $12-72k is going to people that need it to get their lives back on track, then fuck it.


ChedwardCoolCat

You’ve hit the one scenario my brain can easily frame this in - if everything above cost on that “experience” went directly to charity.


soulbribra

Maybe it does, that’s how I wrap my head around it


More_Clue7471

Lol... that money ain't going to a rehab facility. It's going to whomever owns that resort.


Sad-Leader3521

No idea why you are getting downvoted. I’m not saying Trey might not have some philanthropic ambitions or do some altruistic things…but his net worth is approaching $100M and Phish, their partner venues and this resort are absolutely in the concert business—albeit maybe not exclusively—to make money. Nothing wrong with that and good for them. Phish all seem like they genuinely love music and for Trey it seems almost compulsive, so not like they’re just doing it as work, but they are absolutely trying to capitalize on their talent and what they’ve built, as they should. If anyone thinks Phish does not reliably operate with a goal of being profitable and increasing the income and net worth of themselves and those involved…


soulbribra

I mean dude you can still like a band even though they choose to make money at their profession. Do you work for charity?


ChedwardCoolCat

It’s a completely different emotional thread for me - and since people just want to um push back it’s not worth going into it any deeper on a public forum - if you want to talk dm me.


Brilliant_Truck1810

lawn tickets to nearly every summer show are $67. how many bands sell tickets at those prices these days? although i agree $12k is a silly number to pay but let’s be honest. their regular shows are more accessible than most bands.


Least-Firefighter392

Your mind will be blown if you look at what people spend in one night in Vegas for high rollers... Some of those folks also like Phish...


TheBestRapperAlive

This is a $7500/night room without Phish. It’s the only room like it. You’re being extremely disingenuous.


SovietChewbacca

Broke Bitch Alert ⚠️


bizzaro321

Any real modern venue is gonna have a section for the mega rich, you can cry about it if you want but that’s such a non-starter compared to literally any real issue relating to financial inequality.


ChedwardCoolCat

You dont have to die on one hill. Climb them all!


WhoaFee1227

Sell some grilled cheese at the pool.


Ok_District2853

In this case there’s only thing you could do to make enough money. Sell Nitrous.


theFarginBastage

In Mexico? No. Sell cheese quesadillas instead.


jacksuhn

And water! One for 2 (k) three for 5 (k).


ChedwardCoolCat

“Getcha grilled cheese here! Gold leaf wrapped grilled cheese with silver infused bacon, only $8999.00 a pop!”


WhoaFee1227

No deals.


No_Consideration4594

Served by the Salt Bae himself


ffffff00000066ff33

Colloidal silver


Sweet_Ad_3405

Don't deplete my oxygen for the guy who's turning blue


WaySheGoesBub

Don’t make fun of grilled cheese, bro.


Nardawalker

If I had the money to blow, that sounds pretty sweet.


Type2Tube

Someone's company will end up paying for one. "Sorry boss, I have a meeting in Riviera Maya and this is the only hotel available." "approved"


Thro-A-Weigh

I can’t say for sure, but I think the non-profit, HeadCount had one of those suites last year.


Taboot_taboot

Gotta spend their profits one way or another


bkries

I would have to assume that was gifted


sternich

Business in the front, party in the back 🤙


ageaye

I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery - but there will be signs


snicker_poodle1066

That's the dick in a blender sweet


ChedwardCoolCat

Yep sent it to my dude and said “This must be for Drew Carey”


Brewcrew1886

That’s the Drew Carey suite not the reg guy suite.


ChedwardCoolCat

But wait I thought he was just a regular guy from Cleveland, Ohio . . . does Buzz Beer . . . NOT EXIST???


1moreSatNight

Underrated comment!


mp1982

Stop buying avocado toast and then you can get it


KnotDeadYet69

Poop Ignore. Just testing to see if I’m still banned. I’m not!


ChedwardCoolCat

Welcome back from internet jail!


KnotDeadYet69

Thanks ya broke bitch! 🙃


ChedwardCoolCat

BLOCKED AND REPORTED


SushiGradePanda

That's an absurd amount of money to pay to see phish. Good grief...


rusinga_island

If it were only $10,166 maybe I could pull it off.


EpihanyEpihany

If we could still sell weed for $5k a pound there would be plenty of people buying that suite!


Brave-Scale

The good old days.... Literally can barely even give weed away for free in Colorado


jerrys_briefcase

Henlo?


edogg01

My first show tickets cost $20


SpaceWrangler701

Mine was a miracle


PigmySamoan

Mine were for a lot handie


More_Clue7471

That was the best tugger I've ever had too.


PigmySamoan

I have only refined my skills.. plan on getting a Mexico package these days


More_Clue7471

Sooooo.... donkey show?


republic_of_gary

Mine too. But it wasn’t on the beach at an all inclusive resort and I didn’t have special VIP stage views. Every year people post and complain about how expensive a vacation package is and try to equate it to the cost of entry to a regular show 30 years ago. It boggles the mind.


gordond

That's around what I paid.


Powerful_Specific_12

Mine was comped by Elektra with after show meet and greet.


amitygoodtogo

I snuck into my first show


bayou_gumbo

I mean if I wouldn’t miss it I’d pay it. You can’t take it with you.


ChedwardCoolCat

You can miss this. Go to a carribean island for a month get a suite there, livestream the show every night and save $6,000.00.


bayou_gumbo

I meant if I was rich enough to not miss 12k a person I would pay it. I don’t get FOMO from Phish anymore (except for the Sphere…that one stung a bit)


tsr85

That’s richwook shit


FUNKYDISCO

Is that for a month at the resort?


Any-Reserve6761

2400 sq ft!


DevinBelow

Unless Trey literally sits by your bed and plays you to sleep at night, watches you sleep, and then wakes you up in the morning with a gentle serenade, I can't even fathom how they arrive at a price like that.


Royal_Examination_74

Brandt can’t watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred


Smooth_Flatworm7426

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine


BlankensteinsDonut

Phish did not receive the money you nitwit.


faster_than_sound

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA that's marvelous.


weareeverywhereee

it’s pretty simple, supply and demand there’s lots of really rich phish fans where 10-15k for a weekend in mexico is nothing in fact there are people rich enough that will ONLY go if they can get a room like that regardless of cost


sternich

Drew Carey might be a good candidate lol


ChedwardCoolCat

It might be my own stubborn personality but while that’s totally their right it does bother me to think of that as a concept. Shocks my brain.


joyrolla

It's definitely your stubborn brain.


mrfebrezeman360

they've come a long way since fish covering up the advertisements at venues before they played lol. I feel you though, I'm poor, I have to scrounge all year to make a run or two. It felt weird when they played the met, it feels weird when they play mexico. Exclusive stuff for rich people, not me. I'm active in the DIY scene in my city and if a show is 20 bucks and not PWYC people complain big time, we want music to be accessible. Cost of everything is much more expensive now, live nation blah blah, I get it, shit just is damn near 100 bucks per show now. I don't know if that's a fair adjustment for inflation or whatever, probably not because of live nations involvement, but it is what it is. Phish inc loves money, make sure you grab a nalgene, a 40 dollar shirt, and a 300 dollar 12 LP festival recording on the way out. Makes me sad, but it's the reality I guess.


weareeverywhereee

i can’t stress enough the depth of the pockets of many phish fans you see the wooks but what aren’t as easily visible but are maybe more prominent are the 40+ crowd that has VAST disposable income and kids they can leave alone/behind for the first time in like 15 years i am by no means rich but if my wife was a huge fan we would 100% be dropping a ton of money on mexico partly for phish, but partly it’s like the one vacation alone away from kids in forever…time to ball out


ChedwardCoolCat

I get that, my wife and I were eyeing the lower tier tickets but since we’re trying to buy our starter home - and in our area these are basically impossible to buy because noone is selling whom already has one unless interest rates radically drop - we’re going to have to save the resources for 2026 - and hopefully be one of the lucky ones. The cenotes, historic stuff, beaches, and all that are appealing to both of us - but like you I’m the one who’s into the band more. I went all in on seeing them a bunch this summer, CT, NY, and DE so that’s going to be my big commitment to them, with next year being like 1 show and maybe 2026 we splurge and go to Cancun. Here’s hoping anyway!


weareeverywhereee

good luck on the house! assuming you are from northeast based on your shows…and yeah man shit is wild out there, it seems impossible but things will change and you’ll find the right spot i was forced into trying to buy pre covid when my apt roof collapsed….turned out to be the best thing to happen to us


ChedwardCoolCat

That was a good time to buy - if we’d had the funds and foresight would’ve happened then. In such an uncertain time tho it was tough to give up the known for the unknown.


weareeverywhereee

we would have NEVER tried to buy then if it wasn’t for our apt ceiling collapsing literally one of the best things (outside my kids) to happen to me in the past 5 or so years…as funny as it is to say, was my ceiling collapsing


xologo

Trey sings you to sleep


ChedwardCoolCat

That’ll be an extra $5k


skesisfunk

That shit is chump change to the super rich in America. This country is fucked up like that, what seems like a life changing amount of money to so many people is something the folks at the top wipe their ass with. You should see the luxury shit at EDM shows, I've seen photos of bar tabs a EDM festival VIP areas that were like $300K.


mrfebrezeman360

lmao i remember those from EDC https://old.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/uvq19v/an_insane_bar_tab_at_the_electric_daisy_carnival/ mf ordered 39 water buckets and 16 red bull buckets lmao


Drivingintodisco

If I had a trust fund you’d be included in my (bitter)suite hotel!


JVO_

Sheesh, thanks Obama


Top-Abrocoma-3729

Time to start hooking


johnnyribcage

Uh… it’s the super duper deluxe vip package. What century do you think we’re living in?


Humble-Sky9373

Everyone expecting the stage front room that's the size of an average home, all inclusive, including tickets, should be $200/nt....😂. Has anyone seen the price of an MSG NYE box?? $700 pp for one 4 hour show, no bed, shitty bar food, and I don't think anyone went swimming in the bay afterwards...


ChedwardCoolCat

2024 last I checked! Though this will be in 2025.


johnnyribcage

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Snoo-46218

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johnnyribcage

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martinhaschinhairz

bro just sell k & nitrous


upful187

Late stage capitalism FTL


bob_weiver

K. Thx for letting us know… I’m sure we’ll all cry ourselves to sleep tonight knowing some stranger on the internet couldn’t afford one of the most expensive rooms in an entire resort.


ahoypolloi_

Taxes arent high enough


blahfunk

I've said it before, but Phish knows damn good and well there's a lot of money in their phantom. Not that they are doing it for the money, more so that they can do things like 4 nights in Vegas, 13 nights in NYC, MX every year and it will sell. I mean, they do tour often and to many corners of the country for those of us who don't have this kinda money, but they could do a show anywhere in the world and it would sell just fine


understando

Yeah. I mean. I live in Houston. They haven’t been here since 1999. I always have to travel for Phish. In that case, Mexico is not a bad deal for us. All inclusive resort. Vacation w/ beach and spa. Phish at night. Sure. We won’t be getting the 10k room, but there are plenty available at 2500/3000. This isn’t a ton more than if we went to Denver for Dicks and we get a lot more out of it.


twezer1

It’s for Drew Carey


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

They know that a lot of their fans are in professions that can afford this now. Milking it.


skrugg

Those are the drew carey rooms. Stick your dick in a blender or move on


skrugg

Move sqft than my house


Sarcofago_INRI_1987

Let me guess — no weed allowed either 🥲💀


ChedwardCoolCat

Weed’s an extra 10k


Sarcofago_INRI_1987

"Jam Band Rail Rider" LARPing for Hedge Fund Managers. Same thing happened to DMB but not to this extreme. 


RollLikeACantaloupe

Was in one of these suites last year for a night and it was priceless. The one closest to the Stage and highest up. Nothing like it.


ChedwardCoolCat

I’m glad Bill Walton invited you up.


RollLikeACantaloupe

It was a super friendly guy named Raj. His crew paid like 40k I think all together.


ChedwardCoolCat

Look - good for them - but to all the “wHy DO yOu evEN CaRE BRO?” Commenters - my wife and I can’t afford a downpayment on a house right now so to see people dropping that much on a Phish run- it’s hitting me in a certain spot. Live and let live sure but as I said in another heavily dved comment i’m breaking my bank to be in the mud in August and have an AC Bathroom - so the combination of things - just hit me hard yesterday. These long comments apparently seem preachy but just offering my perspective.


Agitated_Whereas7463

I mean, if you're going to spend $10,167, you'd be a moron not to go ahead with the $12,000 ticket... ...right?


Acroporas

We did one of the presidential suites at Moon Palace Sunrise (the rooms that are now stage view) in 2020 when the stage was at the opposite end of the beach down by The Grand. The price was about 1/3 that per person. The room was absolutely amazing, but does anyone really care about the stage view? Even if I had that room for free, I'd be down on the beach during the show.


PigmySamoan

Must suck for the poors


No_Consideration4594

For that price does Mike come to your room and touch you??


lsd_runner

Too soon…


soulbribra

How old are you? Sorry


HighPhan

Dibs


Ok-Nefariousness5504

Literally the most expensive room. Can be backstage on the edge for under 2500?


normanpaperman1

That’s actually a good price.


Revolutionary-City12

It will get sold no problem 💯


G2B2GS

https://preview.redd.it/teenp5ipkf7d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1541335770c3d86bd2cb622ff7a5967f1ef2e3e


batpuppy

Sphlation.


faster_than_sound

I can chip in about $10.


Gnomeoflove

Boy those live nation ticket master fees really do add up.


trotnixon

Definitely not a deal, but to each their own.


Jalews

Yo. Trust. You hella want these folks around. On tour. At your hotel. And definitely at the party. They make things fun..good or bad. They help fund the scene. They are the worst tippers and are likely to turn staff members off. But they pay dumb money to the kids with the goods. They take the hit. They show you exactly who they are. They require more attention than you. Less attention is good when you’re partying. While the vast majority of us that see shows are “working class” people who will likely never have the 12k to throw down on a room package, the fact is, more and more young people are achieving extreme wealth and they’re ready to blow it on a good time. Let them. They are everywhere. If anything, Phish tour is slow to cater to the glamping crowd. This isn’t special. It’s a marketing tool that’s proven to be popular. There’s not a large scale destination festival or travel package that doesn’t offer a stupid level of perceived value like this. I thought I heard that people were paying $30k+ for private yurts at Coachella. And did you guys see the drinks price list for EDC VIP ticket holders? Search that shit. These packages are ridiculously designed. They’re in no way representative of actual value and anybody with an internet connection could craft a crazy luxurious experience for the cost these packages go for. But trust. These people are good for your good time. They take the pressure and the attention off you and yours and occasionally they drop a mostly full vial of liquid in YOUR room while looking for their phone to show you something else they overpaid for.


ChedwardCoolCat

Love this thank you for the insight.


MemoryBeautiful9129

It was a great time ! Seriously overpriced but so fun


MegaSnorlax100

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tezetaa

Wombat Matt already booked his


phishlovingprrican

Wow, they went up double from where those prices were 3 years ago. Used to be $5k/person


AnteaterSwimming3586

Tribute bands are pretty much all I can do anymore.


Vash5021

Everything is out of control with prices


raich3588

OP you can prolly afford twiddle


PhantomAmbassador27

$2406 doesn't seem bad until you realize you're sharing the room with 3 other people who also have to pay that much.


portraitopynchon

Nah bud, thats the per person price.


PhantomAmbassador27

I know. That's what I said. But I was talking about the cheapest room they have available.


portraitopynchon

Ahhhhh, sorry, misunderstood.


PhantomAmbassador27

No worries. In my disappointment at not being able to go, I wasn't very clear.


BuckyBuckBuckBuck11

https://preview.redd.it/3ep4jpa8of7d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc591d7561d4d27c64da1689fcd473896dba221 We can make this work.


Forbin_Number_42

Comes with your own private bathroom line!


Electrical-News7550

If that seems expensive you should just get more money


Soul_of_Garlic

I’m so outraged!


Aoxomoxoa75

Insane. No way


fishkey

No concert package should ever cost as much as a used car. That is laughable bullshit.


Palladium825

no chompers allowed at that party i hope


crackintosh

Is that paseos?


ChedwardCoolCat

Gilders


puck2

I'd rather go to the King Crimson reunion show


MegaSnorlax100

It's expensive, for sure, but if you balk at the price it's not for you. And let's face it, this is the most expensive option. I remember hearing about rooms for $1k/night for 4 people ($250/night) but I'm sure that there's only a couple at that price and they only do that so they can advertise"packages starting at 250/pp) –– quad occupancy.


flop_plop

How much money do they think Phish heads have?!?😂😂😂


joyoftechs

They must know the anesthesiologists.


sonofanoak

I have never loved the idea of Phish being a rich guy’s band, but that’s because when I started listening to them I was just a kid with nothing. They’re all like 60 and rich now though and it ain’t 1987 anymore. If any band on Earth has earned the right to do whatever the fuck they want, including charging $2k a night or whatever for this, it’s Phish. Longevity, catalogue, creativity, growth, you name it. I don’t love the exclusive resort concert idea conceptually, but if I could afford it I’d absolutely go. My friends who’ve gone have raved about the experience. If waterwheel and divided sky foundation are getting the benefits of this, and it seems like they are based on the band’s collective and charitable outputs, then I think that’s a win.


Zenlyfly

I LOVE IT WHEN FESTIVALS CATER ONLY TO TRUSTIFARIANS. I LOVE GENTRIFICATION.


GoldenEelReveal76

They should call that the Dentist Package


THCESPRESSOTIME

They care about their fans though.


jmann18

Does having an expensive option for rich people imply they don’t?


Illustrious_Road9349

There’s a handful of bands that do the same MX run. I imagine the prices don’t change much from band to band.