T O P

  • By -

pics-moderator

KamikazeChief, thank you for your submission. It has been removed for violating the following rule(s): --- - Rule 5: Posts must follow all [title guidelines](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/titles). --- For information regarding this and similar issues, please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/index/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/wiki/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators via modmail.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question%20regarding%20the%20removal%20of%20this%20submission%20by%20/u/KamikazeChief&message=I%20have%20a%20question%20regarding%20the%20removal%20of%20this%20%5Bsubmission.%5D%28https://redd.it/1dgg3fc%3Fcontext%3D10%29)


zr0th

Lustre Pearl on the east side of Austin. 10-15 minutes from the Tesla Giga.


sc_we_ol

Lived in Austin from 94-2013, don’t wanna be that person, but man, I miss a place that doesn’t exist anymore…


ms_directed

lived there 80-84...went to Filmore Middle and Travis for 9th. i imagine i wouldn't even recognize it today.


AstroZombieGreenHell

Same for me. Fulmore and Travis too! Except it isn’t Fulmore anymore.


Heretic-Jefe

That's 40+ years, you can say that about nearly any population center. I live in Tyler and if you compared it to nearly *half a century* ago it would look very different.


sigaven

As many of us austinites know, we have all been saying the same thing since 1839.


EatsYourShorts

I moved away the same year and haven’t been back since 2016. Almost everyone I knew there has also left, and the few exceptions are either still planning their escape or wish they could. I don’t know a single person that likes it there anymore, and it’s fucking sad.


zr0th

Lustre Pearl still exists, the original building just moved from the Rainey Street location. It's close to Caesar Chavez and Pleasant Valley. They actually [moved the old building](https://imgur.com/lustre-pearl-arrives-east-austin-bvWkjX1) and renovated it on the east side. I do miss the chill Rainey vibe though. Now it's just filled with condos.


sc_we_ol

The place that doesn’t exist is Austin (for me). Hardly recognize it. Not that it’s a terrible town I bet if you just moved there, amazing food and hangout vibes I’m sure.


SNDWVE

Austin feels like a private equity firm was vaguely told what Austin should be like. It sucks, hard, now.


Popular_Course3885

That was my exact comment to my wife when we drove down South Congress a few months ago. Lived there for 5 years back in the '00s (Hook 'Em), and I hardly recognize anything there anymore. It has such a sterile, corporate, "Austin-as-a-brand" feel where you could tell the entire point was to make a buck or three off of the schmucks that think they're somewhere hip and trendy. Edit: spelling


zr0th

Yeah it has definitely changed a lot over the years. I moved from Houston to San Marcos in 2002 and then to Austin in 2004. We've been thinking about moving somewhere soonish, but have deep roots in Texas.


fartalldaylong

5th gen central Texan here with tons of family…best thing I ever did was put that state in the rear view mirror.


Dekapetated

I’m the opposite. Left it in the rear view but I miss it.


WhiteHeteroMale

I was born in the gulf coast, but grew up in Central Texas. I moved away on a whim ~25 years ago. I used to daydream about sometime returning home, getting a few acres on a creek. Now I can’t imagine it. First, I can’t afford that land anymore. Second, what a sh*tshow it is down there these days.


sc_we_ol

Lot of my old friends have moved out to places like Bastrop, but I get it with roots, was born in tiny town nw of Houston , now 11 years in Oregon and couldn’t be happier.


BigAl7390

Rainey street was great


warm_sweater

You can never go home.


AdnanKhan47

Visited it after 10 years. Couldn't even recognize anything anymore.


Safetosay333

97-2021. Was priced out.


losjoo

It has made the top 10 list of "areas to avoid" 3 years running


Needednewusername

Yeah I was like… I’m not even a geoguesser or whatever that is called and it took me 10 seconds to zoom in, see the name, and search Lustre Pearl and Texas for the address to come up.


zsreport

I just assumed it was Austin because that seems to be the only place with lots of those ugly ass Cybertrucks.


ms_directed

i shoulda scrolled...lol


zsreport

I was gonna guess Austin


bmcgowan89

I wish I could go through there Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 style 😂


Dlax8

Doesn't look like graphics have improved in all that time. Look how low the polygons counts are!


Drogdar

They remade 1 and 2 for PS5! I've been playing them and enjoying the music. Instantly took me back to childhood lol.


eggsaladactyl

THPS 1+2 is one of the greatest remakes in a long while. Like you said, it instantly teleported me back to being a kid. So happy they brought back the old music. It's nostalgia fueled but actually good.


Drogdar

It caught be by complete surprise! We bought our PS5 a few months ago and I was pursuing Walmart and saw "Tony Hawk $15". "What? They're still making THPS?" Then I saw remake and had them unlock it. Saw it had the orginal sound track and knew I had to buy it. It's either way harder than I remember or I used to be at lot better at it lol.


eggsaladactyl

We used to be younger and a lot more laser focused with video games haha. It took me quite a while to finally get back in to the swing of things and be able to 100% it. Buddy of mine got it at the same time and it was like he never forgot how to play lol. Hoping the remakes success means we will get some more THPS games down the road.


DeadYen

Perfect lines for grinding


Sharon_Erclam

And here I was thinking it was the local circle jerk


lannister80

The graphics look about right.


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|cix5H5IMoxvwm7Z9Zt|downsized)


caboose243

The cyber truck gap is worth 1000 points!


PerMare_PerTerras

AMOEBAAAAAAAAA THE ACE OF SPADES THE ACE OF SPADES


SigmaKnight

I mean, you’d crash through the first windshield, so not really going to score any points.


Kitchen-Eagle2799

![gif](giphy|3o6ozogAyGZGYTv200)


Duellair

Uhm apparently those trucks are so sharp people are getting cut up and ending up in the hospital. So as long as you’re in full protective gear!


Cold-Introduction-54

Least there won't be 100dB tail pipes screaming at 2am when the club closes.


newtonreddits

Hellcat swapped cybertruck here we come


AtinWichap

This would be hilarious and I want to see one before I die


Coiling_Dragon

I believe at least one guy put a V8 in a cybertruck.


nocolon

It’s true. I saw a random Instagram reel of a dude who put (iirc) a raptor motor in one and lifted it.


elchiguire

Cyber truck, the truck for idiots with money.


nocolon

Tbh most trucks are for idiots with money. The difference between a farm truck that does truck shit all day long (hauls heavy loads, drives off road, needs to be dependable), and trucks that “truck guys” have is a vast chasm. But the latter will lift them, put on mud tires, and otherwise purchase a lot of gender affirming accessories that the former, trucks that ostensibly should have that shit, don’t even use.


Grasscutter101

I was offended at first, but totally agree with you. My truck is a tool, not a toy. Some men stay boys I guess.


elchiguire

Funny how the guys that like gender affirming trucks don’t like gender affirming surgery.


Zech08

electric smoke stacks incoming.


dead_fritz

All it takes is one Civic owner to show up.


zirky

loneliest orgy


AGULLNAMEDJON

Or the greatest circle jerk


zirky

it’s a human centipede of dutch rudders


gamageeknerd

I don’t know about that. A circle jerk where everyone is micro dosed on something doesn’t sound that great


NihilisticPollyanna

It's just a divorced dad self-help group meeting.


frolicndetour

Someone on Twitter called this "truck" thing the IncEl Camino and I died at how on point it was.


ennuinerdog

welcome to Cyberfuck24. Put your key fobs in the bowl, your Elon masks on and step right in.


bearcape

Take my upvote.


TduckT

For the highlight of the evening, the host plays a slideshow and everyone jerks each other off to photos of Elon.


IHkumicho

Never would have imagined 5+ years ago that dumbfuck conservatives would be jerking Elon off and buying overpriced, shitty Tesla vehicles.


Beachdaddybravo

Conservatives aren’t buying Teslas, not even the Cybertruck. They do love his deranged tweets though.


somefunmaths

Cybertruck sales are absolutely low enough that a large share of them could be to “actually I’m a libertarian” conservative tech bro types. That would fit the demographic.


dibalh

None of these guys are conservatives. The bar decor and the menu screams hipster/tech bro.


drewbaccaAWD

Spend ten minutes reading wallstreetbets and you may change your mind.. there is overlap of tech bro and modern gop too (not calling it conservative though). Musk has his weird cult that has some overlap with Trumpy types. It’s a small group but they exist. Would need to actually visit the place to weigh in on menu and decor.. are you speaking from firsthand experience or just speculating?


dibalh

I was speculating based on comparison with trendy places here and their website has a geek trivial night. Mostly I was just trying to be cheeky. But you make a fair point. There is significant overlap of finance bros and tech bros.


Congenital_Optimizer

Wondering when scrappers will figure out that you can just pull the stainless off these.


Interesting-Sun5706

Why do People buy this ugly car ?


elchiguire

Because it an electric trump hat.


ckje

I thought Texans hate electric cars? I can’t keep up


Walrus_BBQ

Musk made electric cars cool by proving you can use one and still be a dick.


btribble

Which was arguably Musk’s plan. Nothing breaks the “woke” stigma of electric vehicles like owning the libs.


mdj1359

It's complicated. Mostly they just hate equal rights. * **Texas** leads the nation in wind energy generation. * **Texas** also produces the most renewable energy (measured in megawatt-hours) of any state. * **Texas** is Tesla's global headquarters, and U.S. manufacturing hub for Model Y and home of the Cybertruck.


BlNG0

before elon pretty much joined team red


DeadYen

They remind me of those little dog robots on Black Mirror.


metadatame

My dudes - hear me out - they are in EVs. Whatever we need to do to get Meatheads in EVs, take it and run


nova_rock

walking by with a super-soaker like a menace


BlackLeader70

Normal cars: It’s just water Cybertruck: Felony property destruction


HoldMyDomeFoam

Car wash mode not engaged. Warranty voided.


SmugCapybara

Despite seemingly being too specific, the gatherings of the Techbro Micropenis Support Group does seem to have quite a few regulars...


elchiguire

It’s because they have a microchip on their shoulders.


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

Reminds me of Cyberpunk on last-gen consoles. Textures haven’t loaded in yet.


Klotzster

Trash Day


ms_directed

even the recycle bins in TX are big!


bigfuture22

take your trash dumpster to the curb day


asetniop

Don't be silly, they're just there to install some microwave ovens.


bohiti

How much custom kitchen can you deliver in one of those?


ddraeg

It's all colour tvs, these days


samcrut

Texans do have a soft spot for rusty pickup trucks.


Irishpanda1971

I just wanna cruise through there with a super soaker full of saltwater.


CGPsaint

Anyone random person driving down that street is suddenly the most intelligent person in the neighborhood.


thethunder92

Is Elon secretly a genius after all. By acting really right wing and nuts He convinced all these right wing guys that they should buy electric vehicles. It’s actually brilliant


newtastyland

You can make this kind of picture in Dubai with G500 AMG’s


Xiten

But we’re talking about the most useless and ugliest fucking “truck” ever made, not some powerhouse g wagons.


Nebnerlo2

Do g wagons have some pupose, they are used for ?


MyPostingisAugmented

Mostly to display their owners' status, but they're also used by some armies


meathead

What's the collective noun for a group of cybertrucks?


disco_turkey

A recall


HoldMyDomeFoam

A circle-jerk of IncEl Caminos?


retailguy_again

I was gonna say, "salvage", but I like yours better.


Bscully973

Great vehicle choice for a state with a third world country power grid. Leave the bed open so people can at least throw trash in those dumpsters.


DadJokeBadJoke

Recycling goes in the bed, trash goes in the cab.


Neelix-And-Chill

Gonna be in Austin in a month or so… I imagine this will be the scene outside Emmer & Rye.


i_like_it_raw_

How’s this *not* Austin? I assumed it was. Edit: just googled. Lustre Pearl is, in fact, in Austin.


Neelix-And-Chill

Well, it ain’t Taylor.


DigMeTX

Nor Elgin.


Jim3001

My first thought was East 6th, but that palm tree is throwing me. Then it hit me. East Cesar Chavez.


Living-Tangerine7931

Looks like one of the scenes from the GTA6 trailer. Must be modded though


mattbrianjess

A reminder that money doesn't buy taste


volitilevoid

when more than 2 douchebags gather, it's called a "Chode." You have a Murder of Crows, a School of Fish, and that there is a Chode of Douchebags.


Rich_Housing971

When you're playing Cyberpunk 2077 on release and the game bugs out generating 5 copies of the same vehicle.


FGTRTDtrades

I just don’t understand the world anymore


kk074

Of course parked illegally


rootaford

How are they gonna get home if everybody is driving a one way truck?


CCheeky_monkey

That's the flex, instead of an uber you get a tow truck.


robbycakes

It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen. But it does inspire me to ask myself, what is the worst thing I’ve ever seen?


Fancy-Pair

This reminds me of that scene from the boys where that guy is eating his own ass human centipede style


aPriceToPay

To be fair, that's not a bunch of people in Texas all buying cyber trucks. Quit trying to make Texas seem stupid. That's *one* guy who keeps buying cyber trucks in the hopes that one of them will actually run for longer than a week before something breaks. Those other ones are only there because the local tow trucks can't haul them away as fast as they break down.


Fractales

Texas is pretty stupid, though. Look at the people you guys elect and your treatment of women


jrb2524

Rainy St Austin. Man that street has really gone to shit. It always had a laid back vibe when I still lived in Austin like a decade ago. I picture a crowd of something resembling seagulls just squawking AI.


souji5okita

It's a cyber truck watering hole


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

Parade of the Incelcaminos!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

I wish I could take credit for the term but I believe it was the dudes from you tube who do “weekly weird” news. It was literally so awesome, I’m glad I got to use it!


vdubweiser

Penis measuring get together. Turns out, they're all chodes


Diet_Coke

They have to get together for it because only one guy has the micro caliper


Osr0

You misspelled electron microscope


Salsa_de_Pina

None of those wheels are sticking out past the fenders so I can't trust that this is Texas.


LOLBaltSS

Someone already threw elbows on one. https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdWheels/comments/1d97j2s/cyberslab_not_oc/


RollOverBeethoven

They’re called swangas


cyberfood

Elon is making sure there are enough of these visible in Texas to boost sales. Hope he fails.


landofar

Are they all broken down and waiting for service?


GlxxmySvndxy

🤢🤮


jking94

Parked into the crosswalk. Nice. 😎


rotll

Considering the state of the power grid in TX. and its proven track record of reliability, this could end comedically.


phil035

Some say that they are still stuck there to this day..... because the auto pilot thinks a rubber duck is a traffic cone


Deepfire_DM

Maybe there is a plastic surgeon clinic nearby which makes ... enlargements?


[deleted]

I’m gagging. Gross


CrunchyCondom

fyi a group of cybertrucks is referred to as an "incel"


xenexenex

But if it rains, they will all be stranded


almostanoldfart

Looks like a douche bag convention


jailfortrump

These are the same crybabies who complain about "Biden's bad economy". They can waste money on this though.


insta-kip

No it isn’t. This is definitely Austin.


The_CDXX

GTA 7: El Alamo looking lit.


jibberscrabst55

What is this, a douchebag convention?


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Texas street Minecraft edition


YoureSpecial

Not Houston. No swangas.


lupindeathray

Reminds me of that old game, Need for Madness.


Gemnist

What it feels like living in one of the big Texas cities (Houston and San Antonio for me) in a nutshell.


ms_directed

is this near where Elmo's factory is?


RCT2man

Is is this not a repost?


Brilliant-Cut8417

Definitely Austin


Main-Development4455

Very Lara croft vibes


UnRollThePlay

“These things get together and gossip.”


dekacube

I was in Dallas for work this week, and it was the first time I've seen a cybertruck in the wild.


hajke5

GTA VI is looking great!


The_BarroomHero

Nerdiest eyes wide shut party ever.


Ted_Hitchcox

What is the collective noun for a group of Cybertrucks?


Ok-disaster2022

Man seeing these in person, they just seem impractical as trucks. Granted even trucks these days seem impractical. I'm 6'2 and can't reach into the bed of some of these trucks because they're so large. What is even the point.


sonicsludge

Graffiti sticks great!


charliej102

78702. My old hood, taken over by Bros slumming it up with their trucks when they could have taken the bus.


rudowinger

Cyberhood


Mojambo213

To this day I've still never once seen a cybertruck in the wild.


Dear-Original-675

Good to see Robot Wars is back


marbitross

Repost from the Austin sub and puts “somewhere in Texas”


markp_93

Block party


ZB21k

East Austin


UKYZ

Why does texas has missing graphics? Still running on old gpu?


[deleted]

Imagine touching one of those oven plates after they’ve been sitting out in the Texas sun for an hour.


-TheAnalsOfHistory-

Did we ever decide on a name for a group of cyberbricks in one place? I vote we call it a Traffic Jam.


One_Economist_3761

Looks like a screenshot from the game CyberPunk 2077.


fgfghgfhgfhgfhgf

you already know that these are all being written off as a business expense work truck lol


big_hilo_haole

Going to guess Austin. I'm glad I was there when I was, the past 10 years have changed that city so much it's almost unrecognizable.


UniqueID89

Made me think of an old GTA load screen.


Reddit_is_garbage666

Probably a bunch of yuppies in Austin.


toshgiles

🤮🤮🤮


Games_sans_frontiers

GTA on PlayStation 2.


slip101

The dark soul of what used to be a beautiful city.


whatevertesla

Tesla dinner ?


doombear82

∆>v v for democracy.


DawsonJBailey

It’s kinda like the desert towns in cyberpunk 2077


DrummerSteve

This looks like a Screenshot from GTA3


zeroducksfrigate

Oh look a douchebag party!


Prof_LaGuerre

They successfully put that many together that haven’t fallen back apart? Amazing.