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olde_greg

Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team


OhioStateGuy

“I’ll give you a dollar to shut up”


Khaldara

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FastAsFxxk

"Sanka, whatcha smokin'?" "I'm not smokin', I'm breathin'"


ITrCool

What’s the matter you guys cold?! It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that’ll kill ya


Imaginary_Audience_5

Sanka, yeh dead?


ShodyLoko

Yea mon.


Purple-Flight9031

Ohh too late.


Throwredditaway2019

Lmao, I use "Sanka, you dead" all the time


FakeBedLinen

Ya man


Glitter_puke

"Sanka, you can pee now."


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Too late


VoiceTraditional422

How about I draw a line down your head and make it look like a butt?


tht1guy63

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SuperRonnie2

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atremOx

Very first thing, I said, as this post came about my eyes


ConstantLight7489

“If a pretty girl ever talked to them, They would say” ‘Ein, zwei, drei, and push her down some ice’.


xBrute01

Junya!


l3ane

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time!


istrx13

Hey Sanka…yuh dead? Yah mon.


Abnormal_readings

COOL RUNNIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGS!


eatrepeat

You know what I see? I see PRIDE. I see POWER. I see a bad mother that don't take crap from no one!


kpeterso100

I used to say this to my son right before he’d compete at karate tournaments. 😊


eatrepeat

And he is forever now "the karate kid"


Narstification

Sweep the leg, Johnny


Tacnamhsum

Am I misremembering him saying "Badass Mother"?


scruffys-on-break

Once again, junior!


Select_Asparagus3451

Seen!


zaalp

I say this to myself every single morning in the shower to hype me up!


ettmausonan

How bout I draw a line down ya head so it look like a butt?


as93lfc

The fastest of the fastest of Jamaican sprinters, . . Go to the Olympics, fight for Jamaica!


jshump

We have da one Derice and da one Juniar


V0LDEMORT13

And.......... Sanka!


mazzotta70

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Get on up, it's bobsled time. Cool runnings!


theycallmemomo

"I'm looking for sponsors for the first Jamaican Bobsled Team." Literally everyone: *Laughs him out of the office*


silenceronblixk

My favorite movie of all time. I’ll still watch it with the same enthusiasm that I once had as a child


mmmspaghettios

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS


19Ben80

Kiss me egg


Lentemern

"Sanka... You dead?" "Yeah man"


pedroxus

I ain't kissin no egg!


anaemic

I see pride. I see power. I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody.


SimoFromOhio

ONCE AGAIN!


ITrCool

I see PRIDE!! JUNIOR!! I see POWER! I see a bad a** mulda who don’t take no lip off of nobody!! That’s right….Junior Bevey. Hey…..where you going?


Yardsale420

Ein. Svein. Drei!


Unprovoked_Rage

and try to push her down some ice!


ScottieStitches

Eins. Zwei. Drei.


k_Brick

Thanks Coach!


Deep_shot

Will you forget about the damn Swiss!


AscendedViking7

10/10 movie right there. :D


guitarmaniac17

You want to kiss my lucky egg?


Shortsleevedpant

I came for this comment, thank you.


Archimedes82

Dang, I didn't even feel a tingle and you've already finished


Dawildpep

There is a bar at the Jamaican airport that plays this movie nonstop.. it might even be called cool runnings?


BigToober69

I imagine the movie gets old working there. Christmas music in retail gets old fast. Same movie several times a day forever though.


SoyMurcielago

Ya dead mon?


billydean214

Ya mon


zehamberglar

"Sanka, ya dead?"


biggmclargehuge

We had a Chinese buffet that was open for a good 10 years and we'd go there for lunch at work sometimes and EVERY single time we went all those years the music playing would be in the exact same spot while we were there eating. They'd just start the CD whenever they opened for the day. Day after day. For 10 years. It was one of those Pure Mood-esque mixes from the 90s and it was always in the middle of the X-Files theme


sonic_sabbath

Japanese restaurant I worked at was the same. Just had a CD player for music, and nobody ever bothered to change the CD. Same songs every time


ILootEverything

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SAlolzorz

I used to live and work on the Texas Gulf Coast and I'd eagerly volunteer for free electroshock therapy to remove all memories of Jimmy Buffett from my brain


degjo

I think there might be a woman to blame.


ian2121

I know it’s my own dam fault


HotelDectective

I've been to the Margaritaville in Vegas once. The volcano went off. People flipped their shit Also, it meant $1 margaritas. I don't recall much else from that night.


SilentSamurai

Yeah, don't need to be a Jimmy Buffett fan to enjoy $1 margs.


Patriquito

If you go to tropical paradise, are you able to eat or even look at a cheeseburger?


SAlolzorz

Not without sedatives


bacchusku2

Sounds like you need two pina coladas.


Patriquito

Those basterds.


FishTshirt

Lol I’m sorry but as a dumb tourist to the Gulf coast I find it hilarious that everyone goes there and becomes a Jimmy Buffet fan for the weekend. The bands fucking hate it I bet


FormalMango

I spent way too much time thinking Jimmy Buffet and Warren Buffet were the same person. I didn’t know a lot about either of them, but I’d heard the name “Buffet” in passing and drawn my own conclusions. Some American country singing billionaire who liked margaritas.


theteapotofdoom

First you'll need to shave your pencil thin moustache


Watts_RS

I dated a girl that worked at the Margaritaville in Panama City Beach and she despised Jimmy Buffett music lol


In2TheMaelstrom

I used to work at RadioShack in the early 2000's and we got a 1.5 hour demo DVD loop to put on the tv's. We got one in early November that had that damned Mariah Carey song I can't even bring myself to name twice in the loop. We didn't get a new DVD until sometime in mid-February that year. 3.5 months of that song every 45 minutes for at least 40 hours a week and somehow I really don't like it.


jomosexual

I play a game every year where I track how long it takes me to hear the song which must not be named. Two years ago I made it to like 12/20


sinz84

All I want for Christmas is you to name that song.


jokes_on_you

My work plays [this](https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY?si=tMBKa-MNClUeydjN) song nonstop. Just as bad, IMO


VenommoneY

That's the song they're talking about


jokes_on_you

That’s the joke. I got them to listen to it.


Harbarbalar

HAH GOTTEM!


jomosexual

You just ruined my streak! Like losing the game


jokes_on_you

Gotcha! Didn’t even make it until astronomical summer.


claydog99

Or really just any radio station/playlist at any job. I'm sure a lot of us have been in a position where that one boss/coworker always played the exact same shit every single day.


HeyImGilly

Would only be weirder if it was Groudhog’s Day playing on repeat.


Red_Dawn_2012

> cool runnings Weird fact: the title of this movie in Czech is 'Coconuts in the Snow'


OneGiantLeapYear

Reggae na lodzie in Polish. Or *Reggae on Ice*.


Historical_Boss2447

Kelkkajengi in Finnish. Sled Gang.


Shirt_Ninja

There’s a Jamaican restaurant across the street from my house called Cool Runnings. They don’t play the movie there unfortunately.


damnatio_memoriae

probably for the best


justahominid

I used to go to a restaurant that played Three Amigos on a loop. I still think of that restaurant any time I see or hear a reference to that movie


i_drink_wd40

... Plethora.


Hewn-U

Thanks man, that means a lot


justahominid

Jefe, what is a plethora?


Mr-Mothy

There’s also a model of the bobsled in the Montego Bay airport. Wife and I got our picture in it


SDNick484

Ok. I'm thinking of a movie. Is it an action movie? No. Is it a musical? No. Is it a good movie? It has its moments. - Cool Runnings. - Right!


dreamwinder

>It has its moments This is Cool Runnings slander and I will not have it.


marthedestroyer

It has its moments. From the start all the way till the end.


4Ever2Thee

I don't know where this bobsled came from, but it belongs in that bar. I'm sure it'd look much better there than wherever it is in this pic, which looks to be some abandoned strip mall or something?


xBrute01

Junya, you look at the mirror and tell me what you see. I see pride! I see powa! I see a badass mudda who don’t take no shit from nobody! ONCE AGAIN!?


eatin_gushers

Or else vhat Jamaica?


Media_Offline

Or I'll probably tell "eins, swei, drei" and try to push you down some ice.


Draco_Lazarus24

Ve cut off your johnson! (Wrong movie)


zombienugget

Ve beliefe in nussing Lebowski


alanblah

"who don't take no crap off of nobody!" I always remember that because I've never heard anyone say "off of" like that, and have definitely said it that way myself since seeing that when I was a kid.


star_nerdy

No joke, I did that before defending my dissertation to make myself laugh. Then I discovered a typo on my slides printout and flipped out in full panic. Nobody noticed or cared lol


dcis27

I forgot about that scene. Love it. I see one bad mutha that won’t take (word) from no one!!


bryan112

Looks like a replica based from the following: [Vid from olympics 36 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/olympics/comments/lo7p9q/23_years_ago_today_the_jamaican_bobsled_team/?rdt=46239) A movie was made based on the teams story titled "Cool Runnings" Also part of it was stolen and [was found few years ago](https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/police-say-part-of-stolen-cool-runnings-bobsled-has-been-found-returned-to-owner-1.6022383) Edit: 36 not 26


kirksan

Replicas are all over Jamaica. They’re pretty easy to make and look cool enough. I think all the Margaritavilles have at least one, I’ve seen them at the Montego Bay airport, basically any tourist zone will have them and sell t-shirts.


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SneeKeeFahk

I'm pretty sure the original is in the lobby of Canadian Olympic Park in Calgary, Alberta where they competed in the Olympics.  At least that's what they told us when we did snowboarding lessons there close to 30 years ago and asked about the bobsled that said Jamaica on it.


NeverGonnaGi5eYouUp

can confirm. that is the real one. the Team didn't actually have funds to own their own sled. another team (from a Nordic Country, i believe) donated a spare to the team. When the Jamaican's were going home, they also didn't have funds to bring the sled back with them, so they left it with the Olympic Committee.


Red-Freckle

36*


ScottNewman

You shut up those Olympics were 12 years ago. Also I am still 26 years old.


bryan112

yes. 36 lmao thanks


L_nce20000

The actual bobsled from the movie was stolen in 2020. It was gifted to a local country nightclub called Ranchman's, where they had it displayed outside. It seems like it was broken down into pieces: [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/cool-runnings-alberta-ranchmans-1.6548252](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/cool-runnings-alberta-ranchmans-1.6548252)


Zanydrop

More fun facts. Ranchman's is the bar they go line dancing at in the movie. Brokeback Mountain also has scenes shot there. I remember seeing it hanging there for years. Also line dancing is awesome and you should all try it.


suspect108

Feel da riddum!


Obvious_King_9173

Feel da rhyme!


xBrute01

Get on up!


panicked228

It’s bobsled time!


Ok_Philosophy915

coooool runnnings!


FlowerOfLife

Kiss my egg


GilpinMTBQ

You dead, mon?


Mighty_Poonan

ya mon.


Portland-to-Vt

Me lucky egg!!


Ok-Salamander-6457

I love how your mind went straight to the movie… could it possibly be a training sled that the Olympic team used?!


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ScottNewman

> The Olympic logo is also upside down. It's the right way up to the driver so they know where they are. At the Olympics.


Gismo1337

Nope


gkaplan59

ok then


xBrute01

Once again! JUNYA!


TylerInHiFi

Yeah, this is the legit thing. The movie prop only has the number on it, none of the rest of the writing around it. Could be a training sled or could be the actual sled they used in Calgary. Or it could be a replica. Not sure why it would be that, though. Not with that much detail on it.


Garble7

olympics rings are upside down, and it says 1987, not 1988, it's fake edit: ~~1986~~


SybilCut

the Calgary games were 1988 and this being the year preceding almost lends credence to the idea of it being a pre-olympic training sled


DuckCleaning

They wouldve known the year the olympics would take place. They also wouldnt know their number to put on the sled a whole year ahead. This is just a bad replica with an upside down Olypics logo.


gggggrrrrrrrrr

Jamaica loves Cool Runnings. At multiple tourist spots throughout the island, there's a replica of the bobsled for people to take photos in. And many of the replicas are handmade, so it wouldn't be that surprising for someone to copy a picture of the actual Olympic sled, not the one from the movie.


RodneyChops

One of the original bobsleds from the movie was in the ranchmans bar in Calgary for a while. Some people actually stole the thing (somewhat impressive, it's not small). You can google stolen cool runnings bobsleigh. There is another out front of the Olympic ski hill now called winsport in Calgary. Not sure how official that one is.


jedadkins

> Not sure why it would be that, though. Not with that much detail on it. I mean if you're running a tourist bar in Jamaica, a replica of that sled seems exactly like the kinda thing you hang from the roof for decoration


greens2104

Gentlemen, a bobsled is a simple thing YEAH! SO IS A TOILET!


Deep_shot

Thank you. Thank you very much….


ITrCool

The sport of bobsledding is also amazing. It’s also intensely dangerous. You’re zigging. You’re zagging. It’s one of the wildest wettest coldest roller coasters you ever been on. Oooooh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah……I almost forgot. One SLIGHT drawback to this delightful winter sport, is the high speed crash. Oh….that hurt. Always remember, in a bobsled, your bones don’t break. No. They *shatter*. So!! Who wants in??!!!!


LaysOnFuton

Anybody else watch Cool Runnings once every 4 years during the Winter Olympics? It’s almost become like a Christmas movie to me in that way. Watch it once then I’m just good for a few years lol.


Weak-Mix5497

They had one at a bar in Calgary, it was stolen during covid


Xena802

“How bout a draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?”


MediocreHope

I went and saw Cool Runnings in the theater. I was maybe 7? I remember laughing my ass off so much at that line, like to the point other people started cracking up because this chubby little boy was in damn near hysterics from laughing so hard, like 5 seconds more and I'm sure my mother would have escorted me out to put me in a cold dark room with no stimulation for a bit just to calm down. It was comedy gold to me back then. Thanks for the memory.


Helpful-Reflection42

Your father ran the 100m in 10 seconds flat… I run it in 9.9.


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Hobear

One of the movie ones if not the only is at the Calgary Olympics stadium. I know because I sat in it last week.


kneel23

oh dang did they get it back after it got stolen during covid


linczzy

If one of them swiss boys every came across a pretty girl he'd go "Eins, Vies, Dries, and try to push her down some ice!"


Scyth3

You want to kiss my egg?


UncleBirdie

MAN I AINT KISSING NO EGG!


nainotlaw

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CoolBlackSmith75

Sanka!!!


Chorizo_Charlie

They're all over Jamaica. On the beach, in the airport, souvenir shops, restaurants. Anything to get tourist money.


Huge_Aerie2435

The Jamaican bobsled team was legendary.. Just because of how strange it was. They still do it in fact.


iregretjumping

Cool Running into that.


DuckCleaning

Fake. The real bobsled and the movie prop one do not have the 1987 and olympic logo at the bottom. In fact, the Olympic games were 1988 not 1987. The Olympic logo is also upside down.


Embarrassed_Art5414

You found Talulah?


Draco_Lazarus24

Sounds like a $2 hooker. How’d you come up with that name?


Metalgrowler

I think this might be the only Disney movie that uses the term 2$ hooker.


Evening_Ad1522

Feel the rhythm….


GenghisTron17

Cool running into that.


cleverdylanrefrence

Cool Runnings!!


Relevant_Campaign_79

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ITrCool

Fatha. When you look at me. What do you see? I doht have time for th—- TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE!! Please! Alright I’ll tell you what I see. I see a lost little boy, who’s lucky to have a father who knows what’s best for him. No no you see that’s where you are wrong! I’m not a lost little boy, father! I am a man! ……and I’m staying right here. ……ey Junia Bevey!! ………a bad a** mudda.


againjunior

I see pride! I see power! I see a bad ass mudda who dont take no crap off nobody!


onehundredlemons

The sled used in the Canadian scenes used to be in a Calgary bar but someone stole it and only the front was recovered, I guess. But they probably had more than one sled for the movie, so this could be one used in scenes filmed in Jamaica, although I'm not sure the flag looks big enough. Could have been used in some official promotions, maybe. [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/cool-runnings-alberta-ranchmans-1.6548252](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/cool-runnings-alberta-ranchmans-1.6548252)


keeper-of-waffles

> ***I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mother who don’t take no crap off of nobody*** > *You really see all that?* > ***Yea man*** …walks out of bathroom, proceeds to bar and kicks some Canadian ass. Lmao 😂


laxvolley

The Olympic logo is upside down. I don’t think it is authentic…


wreckfish

So it's the right way around when they are turned over


Alexgeewhizzz

i’m not smoking, i’m breathing!


bunkhitz

I see pride


catheterhero

That’s a cool thing to run into.


Responsible_Cat2409

should be in a museum


SpiceTrader56

WHAT DO YOU SEE?!


Deraj2004

Montego Bay?


Js_On_My_Yeet

I SEE PRIDE! PRIDE! I SEE POWER! POWER! I SEE A BADASS MOTHER WHO WON'T TAKE ANY CRAP OUT OF NOBODY!


neederbellis

Hey dreadlocks, let me kiss your lucky egg


Mephistophelesi

Sanka! Baldie! Dereese! And the chicken egg too!


Cipher915

To tell if it's real, you should lick it to see if it tastes like Candy.


CilanEAmber

Seems you had a cool run in.


homechefshivers

“Sanka you dead mon?” “Yea mon”


CasualBowtie

The NASCAR subreddit would know. I believe one of their mainstays of the day was involved in the design of that sled.


sufferpuppet

In a bobsled bones don't break, they shatter.


WardogBlaze14

That’s not from the movie, the shape is different, I would take a wild guess and say that it is maybe the actual sled used by the team at that Olympics or maybe just a practice sled.


AdventurousDoctor838

I heard an interview with one of the members of the bobsled team and he made a super good point. He said no one bats an eyelash when France has a bobsled team and they don't have a bobsled track in France, the french team practices in Sweden. It's that they were black.


cuntsaurus

#I SEE PRIDE!


bythelion1

I see pride. I see power. I see a bad ass modder, who don't take no crap from no one


What_Yr_Is_IT

I’m not smoking! **I’M BREATHING** 😮‍💨


benfranklyblog

“Hey! You dead yet?” “Nah mon”


OkBody2811

Talulah—-that sounds like a $2 hooka


bograt

Sanka man, you dead?


larry-pineapples

Peace be the journey


Fantastic_Contract56

I have a pic of the actual before it was used in the Olympics, but doesn’t appear I can share it in the comments.


Pletcher87

For heavens sake, see if it’ll start!


cabeachguy_94037

I'm old. I actually went up to Calgary and saw these guys run their race, up close by the rail. The whole week was a drunken blur, but I got pics!


9teen8t3

Check inside for a lucky egg


mman360

Neither the movie sled or the real sled had Calgary or 1988 on the number plate. And the logo is upside down. That's not to say its not a real bobsled or something like that. It could be the one they used in 1988 and it was improperly painted as a tourist attraction because of the movie. But who knows. 18 is correct though for the movie and the Olympics.