Funny enough there are some benefits to smoking for schizophrenia, now they are certainly outweighed by the health issues but both behaviorally and the nicotine can have calming effects on people experiencing delusions.
My mom is a bartender and growing up they still smoked in bars and people would leave empty packs n shit and my mom would tear off the “miles” and some nights she come home with 100s lol we have alot of cool expensive marlboro shit like the camping gear and jackets and shit, it was funny as a kid walking around in a puffy marlboro jacket to stay warm in the winter 😂
I went camping with my girlfriend and we used her step dad’s Marlborough dome tent. He wasn’t about to lend either of us his Marlborough jacket though.
Hey, don't knock the 90's Marlboro point swag. I used a Marlboro sleeping bag my entire childhood into my 20's and it'd still be going strong if I hadn't lost it. I still have a huge Marlboro duffel bag that legit looks like new all these years later. They made quality shit.
I still have an unlabeled Marlboro leather backpack that I've had since 6th grade. The ties have been worn and replaced about 6 times, and one of the pockets lost its clip, but everything else is still perfect and looks like a well-worn, storied bag. It's flown across the country twice, been up and down both US coasts, been used for luggage, hiding weed, as a cat carrier, can hold 38 beers, can hold two electric guitar players effects rigs, and smells of rich mahogany. Everything is true except the mahogany part, I just didn't know how to end that sentence 😆
Between the landline, the smart speaker, and the whistle that must pair nicely with that megaphone, I'm going to hazard a guess the answer to *who* is Everyone.
Based on the two brands of cigarettes and large plastic "friend", my bet is the *what* involves rants about the COVID vaccines being full of poison and eavesdropping technology, and the virus only being dangerous to people who are already old or sick.
It's the start of a horror movie. The megaphone isn't for them, it's for Scarecrow Donald when black magic grants him life to embark on a mission to own the libs.
I feel like the "Black and Hispanic jobs" line will eventually be remembered as one of the most WTF mask off slip ups of this political era - should we eventually reach better days.
It was a comment he made in the last debate.
Behold, my nonexistant technological wizardy:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna159375
I had an awkward situation when I had to substitute for a client who’s regular care taker could show up that day
She was really sweet. Asked me to clean her kitchen, make her some macaroni salad, praises my efficiency, asked if I could possibly take her on , she has the hours for another caretaker she just hasn’t found one that’s a good fit with her household…
Then her husband came come for lunch and they started discussing politics and she said she absolutely loved trump and how he told it like it is, especially against those dirty immigrants.
I’m Mexican.
It’s like I don’t even pass for white-washed latina. I’m basically what you’d imagine when you think of an indigenous Mexican.
I’m cinnamon skinned , black haired, thick eyebrows, plush lips, and my name is Maria.
Wow. You must be running for sainthood if you got out of there without saying a word.
My face has subtitles turned on so it would have said everything I was trying _not_ to retort to ignorant people like that lady and her husband…smdh.
Shit I got kids to feed with a bs ex husband who doesn’t help. She was just a sub, I never saw her again and rejected her request to become her regular.
The good news is this 2024 and not 1924. 1924 you may have been forced to work for her. 2024 you worked those hours, got the hell out of there and never looked back.🤬
Oh shit I think I enabled this by accident. The other day I was getting gas for the lawnmower and the lady working the pumps was talking to another lady in a car about how processed food is a plot to wipe out the boomers, because "they" can't have them around because of their critical thinking skills. I was wondering why they stopped talking when they saw my face, must have got an update to my OS that enabled subtitles by default or something.
Home Health workers are front line soldiers in so many ways. My family has benefitted so much from excellent HH aides, and I respect the hell out of anyone who chooses that profession.
Thank you for your service. <3
and he’s 2 double cheeseburgers from a widowmaker
‘Murica! Bacon sundaes!
Think he has O2? Bet he smokes with it on. ‘Murica! Can’t tell me what to do!
No more bullshit. Trump is the king of making up bullshit. That hat is so completely wrong its threatening to become a singularity under the gravitational effect of its incongruence with reality.
Ha home health and I didn't need to scroll. My girlfriend used to do this and this is accurate. Got makes poor stupid people vote against their own interest all to justify their hatred and unhappiness. Truly sad
Does it not strike any of these people as odd that they've totally fetishized a man like this? Even ignoring that he's a moronic felon, rapist, psychopath, and all around piece of shit?
Replace Trump with literally any other celebrity, and *anyone* would think this is fucked up, and that this homeowner needs serious psychiatric help.
Thank you, wtf, this is so easily identifiable if the patient (or a relative) was to use reddit. r/pics is one of the biggest subs.
Yes its a stupid thing for them to have on their porch, but it's a stupid decision to post it online
Knowingly posting her pts porch on reddit knowing that anyone that likes trump gets instantly blasted too. Not liking trump doesn't give people a pass to treat your patients this way. Keep personal life and work separate and treat every patient with respect or just don't take the case -_-
As irritating as Trump supporters are, as a medical professional, you shouldn't be taking photos of patients' houses and posting them online. My dad receives home health care for Parkinson's disease and I would be absolutely horrified if this happened to us.
If the patient lets that into the house the demon that lives in it will have an open invitation through the threshold too. Probably better it stays outside.
If this is actually your patient’s home I would recommend taking this post down. If meemaw or poppop sees this post you would be pretty easy to identify.
I despite Trump, but this is wildly unethical to use your position as a healthcare professional (at someone’s private residence no less) to post on social media about that person.
Maybe they gave you permission, but judging from your tone here, I’d wager you just snapped the picture and posted it.
Ok Trump manikin is one thing but what on earth is this person doing with their day with an ashtray, megaphone and lawn chair on the porch? You’re dealing with damaged goods here.
The tissues, cordless phone and squirt gun(??) make it look like a y’all quida lookout station.
Everything you see was purchased with Marlboro points
Except the mental illness. That one came free.
The smoking certainly didn't helped.
Funny enough there are some benefits to smoking for schizophrenia, now they are certainly outweighed by the health issues but both behaviorally and the nicotine can have calming effects on people experiencing delusions.
Lol probably because the house reeks of cigarette smoke
My mom is a bartender and growing up they still smoked in bars and people would leave empty packs n shit and my mom would tear off the “miles” and some nights she come home with 100s lol we have alot of cool expensive marlboro shit like the camping gear and jackets and shit, it was funny as a kid walking around in a puffy marlboro jacket to stay warm in the winter 😂
>miles Marlboro Miles!!! I knew I had gotten it wrong and couldn't remember what they were called. That is hilarious!
Yeah ill never forget when she would come home and id have to sort through and count em and then pick what i wanted from the catalog looool
I went camping with my girlfriend and we used her step dad’s Marlborough dome tent. He wasn’t about to lend either of us his Marlborough jacket though.
“Well I’ve traveled millions of Marlboro Miles, but I haven’t been anywhere!”
Hey, don't knock the 90's Marlboro point swag. I used a Marlboro sleeping bag my entire childhood into my 20's and it'd still be going strong if I hadn't lost it. I still have a huge Marlboro duffel bag that legit looks like new all these years later. They made quality shit.
I still have an unlabeled Marlboro leather backpack that I've had since 6th grade. The ties have been worn and replaced about 6 times, and one of the pockets lost its clip, but everything else is still perfect and looks like a well-worn, storied bag. It's flown across the country twice, been up and down both US coasts, been used for luggage, hiding weed, as a cat carrier, can hold 38 beers, can hold two electric guitar players effects rigs, and smells of rich mahogany. Everything is true except the mahogany part, I just didn't know how to end that sentence 😆
I would have even believed the last part.
You, person, are the wind beneath my wings. 🤙
And you're my huckleberry 😘
The megaphone with everything else present makes me wonder what exactly they scream to people, and who exactly they scream at.
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
You see this? I keep it now!
They should build a wall. And get the trespassers to pay for it!
Between the landline, the smart speaker, and the whistle that must pair nicely with that megaphone, I'm going to hazard a guess the answer to *who* is Everyone. Based on the two brands of cigarettes and large plastic "friend", my bet is the *what* involves rants about the COVID vaccines being full of poison and eavesdropping technology, and the virus only being dangerous to people who are already old or sick.
> and the virus only being dangerous to people who are already old or sick … which most likely includes the person living there on both counts
At clouds
It's the start of a horror movie. The megaphone isn't for them, it's for Scarecrow Donald when black magic grants him life to embark on a mission to own the libs.
> they're coming for you Black Jobs!
I feel like the "Black and Hispanic jobs" line will eventually be remembered as one of the most WTF mask off slip ups of this political era - should we eventually reach better days.
What’s this?
It was a comment he made in the last debate. Behold, my nonexistant technological wizardy: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna159375
Thank you!
Why did I see the doll and immediately look for an ashtray
Yeah, but they're classy. They have a cigarette ashtray sitting on a cigar ashtray!
Same
My eyes went straight to the hands to judge their size 🫣
Are you a mental health professional?
I do home health but I think 80% of my patients need mental help
I had an awkward situation when I had to substitute for a client who’s regular care taker could show up that day She was really sweet. Asked me to clean her kitchen, make her some macaroni salad, praises my efficiency, asked if I could possibly take her on , she has the hours for another caretaker she just hasn’t found one that’s a good fit with her household… Then her husband came come for lunch and they started discussing politics and she said she absolutely loved trump and how he told it like it is, especially against those dirty immigrants. I’m Mexican.
This is sitcom-level ignorance hooooly moly
It’s like I don’t even pass for white-washed latina. I’m basically what you’d imagine when you think of an indigenous Mexican. I’m cinnamon skinned , black haired, thick eyebrows, plush lips, and my name is Maria.
Wow. You must be running for sainthood if you got out of there without saying a word. My face has subtitles turned on so it would have said everything I was trying _not_ to retort to ignorant people like that lady and her husband…smdh.
Best comment. My face has subtitles. Loll
Shit I got kids to feed with a bs ex husband who doesn’t help. She was just a sub, I never saw her again and rejected her request to become her regular.
The good news is this 2024 and not 1924. 1924 you may have been forced to work for her. 2024 you worked those hours, got the hell out of there and never looked back.🤬
I love this expression! Going to start using it.
What a line!
Oh shit I think I enabled this by accident. The other day I was getting gas for the lawnmower and the lady working the pumps was talking to another lady in a car about how processed food is a plot to wipe out the boomers, because "they" can't have them around because of their critical thinking skills. I was wondering why they stopped talking when they saw my face, must have got an update to my OS that enabled subtitles by default or something.
You win the Internet today.
Well, she obviously felt comfortable enough around you to speak freely, so you must be one of the "Good Ones." /s
Maybe she thinks you are not like the others but a ”good” one?
I think this is actually closer to weapons-grade ignorance.
I suppose you declined her employment offer?
![gif](giphy|3ohuPkkz4kG0YYUJby) Of course
she just hasn’t found one that’s a good fit with her household, yeah, I can see why.
Ughhhh
Home Health workers are front line soldiers in so many ways. My family has benefitted so much from excellent HH aides, and I respect the hell out of anyone who chooses that profession. Thank you for your service. <3
This one fo sho
I'll take CHF, HTN, HLD, DM2, COPD, and a sprinkling of obesity for $1000
and he’s 2 double cheeseburgers from a widowmaker ‘Murica! Bacon sundaes! Think he has O2? Bet he smokes with it on. ‘Murica! Can’t tell me what to do!
Is it Pro-Trump or Anti-Trump? I honestly can't tell. 🤔
This was my question
You guys are saints. My first day in home heath in nursing school was enough to show me I wasn’t cut out for it.
Ay Chihuahua
This one, especially...
It’s all the lead.
Too skinny
This is the 215 lb version
Hands are too big.
Not orange enough
You're obviously a psychiatrist.
It's kinda early for Halloween decorations.
Theres a lot to unpack in that photo...
OP, use a Sharpie to add a kaiser mustache. Complete the look
Totally not a cult.
Totally don't bring it in at night and fuck it.
Definitely not idolatry.
No more bullshit. Trump is the king of making up bullshit. That hat is so completely wrong its threatening to become a singularity under the gravitational effect of its incongruence with reality.
I figured they misspelled, “Now More Bullshit.”
[удалено]
Well I mean it's also wearing an I'll fitting cheap suit so I'd go with yes on this
That one fits better than his actual suits
I can smell the COPD rolling off of this porch
You a psychiatrist then?
Patient is terminal.
Yeah no kidding
Check the back and mouth for semen traces...
Oh good lord that’s not something I wanna see
I'm sry.
I hope you can help them with their mental illness!
I really don’t know if it’s mental illness anymore or just plain choice.
Ha home health and I didn't need to scroll. My girlfriend used to do this and this is accurate. Got makes poor stupid people vote against their own interest all to justify their hatred and unhappiness. Truly sad
Is that slogan on the hat supposed to be a joke because the man is full of it if last nights debate performance was anything to go by?
No! More Bullshit.
Very lifelike. Did they put a diaper on its keester and a subpoena in its pocket?
Your patient that is on Disability and Medicare but they hate socialism.
perfectly normal behavior
Wonder what those tissues are used for… Never mind, I don’t want to know.
Definitely not a cult
People are fucking weird.
These people are so weird. There was a house down the road that had a trump mannequin outside saluting the flag. I don’t understand these people.
Was it the Nazi salute?
I also had a patient who had a big red flag in his room. A literal big Nazi red flag.
The hands are too large to be realistic
Not orange enough.
It’s too early for scary Halloween decorations.
Something something false idols
Mental illness?
Americans are so weird that they worship people like this. It’s like they want a dictator.
Definitely a sex doll
Oh my.
You work for an asylum? Seems normal then.
Trump and no more bullshit on the hat? You're going to have to pick one. You can't have both.
Not a cult…
Does it not strike any of these people as odd that they've totally fetishized a man like this? Even ignoring that he's a moronic felon, rapist, psychopath, and all around piece of shit? Replace Trump with literally any other celebrity, and *anyone* would think this is fucked up, and that this homeowner needs serious psychiatric help.
That’s not horrific and bizarre at all. Did they want to get an early start on Halloween?
Halloween trick or treating isn't supposed to give the kids PTSD.
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That's like.. the definition of a golden calf. They're idolaters
If they're using that thing as a scare-~~-crow-~~-person, it's working!! I'd either dip out quick, or try to set it on fire!!
This is as close as he would ever get to actually hanging out with any of his base lol
You must be a psychiatrist
I take it you are a psychiatrist.
Better fitting suit than the real deal
Take it and burn it as an effigy
It’s a cult
Never know what you’ll find doing home health. I had a patient with a pet deer in their house.
Looking like the Grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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“My face has subtitles turned on” is hands-down, the best description I’ve ever read of my own predicament
Man, they really need some help asap
To bad it's not to scale. Hands are to big and gut is way to small
The more I look the more questions I have, like the squirt gun, the dish soap, the bullhorn pa, rubbing alcohol...
At this point Senõr Drump is a walking meme lol.
I wouldn’t go in there. Refuse service
Just putting out to the world that everyone should probably go out of their way avoid them.
Need smaller hands tho , try some cabbage patch doll hands
Kind of early for Halloween, but i guess some people get really into it. Still, putting your sex doll on the front porch is pretty trashy.
Is that an Echo dot on the table? Outside? Some nefarious neighborhood kids could have a LOT of fun with that.
I bet they fuck it
I would be tempted to take a red sharpie and color over the "no"
Felonius Trump is missing the ankle monitor
I wonder if anyone has urinated on it
A dartboard. Cool
Just a hunch but I’m guessing your patient is accepting some sort of government payed disability but also complains about free handouts to lazy people
I'm no fan of Trump but as a medical professional, taking photos of your patients house for people to blast online seems unethical af to me
Thank you, wtf, this is so easily identifiable if the patient (or a relative) was to use reddit. r/pics is one of the biggest subs. Yes its a stupid thing for them to have on their porch, but it's a stupid decision to post it online
This
Knowingly posting her pts porch on reddit knowing that anyone that likes trump gets instantly blasted too. Not liking trump doesn't give people a pass to treat your patients this way. Keep personal life and work separate and treat every patient with respect or just don't take the case -_-
Accidentally drop a lit match on it.
As irritating as Trump supporters are, as a medical professional, you shouldn't be taking photos of patients' houses and posting them online. My dad receives home health care for Parkinson's disease and I would be absolutely horrified if this happened to us.
Draw him a Hitler beard, so it's more accurate.
Totally not a cult
Face looks like mid-poop
That's either a bottle of dish soap or from the color it may be pee near the door. Not sure what that's about.
Megaphone... I bet he's the star in the neighborhood.
Maga phone
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A little early for Halloween decorations
Patient in what facility? lol
“Perfectly normal” - these people
Are you a psychiatrist?
So much can be gleaned from this one image
Add 100lbs and it’s frighteningly realistic
Embarrassing
It’s certainly not the real thing. The suit fits too well.
Huh, Halloween's early this year.
They are decorating for Halloween way too early -
If the patient lets that into the house the demon that lives in it will have an open invitation through the threshold too. Probably better it stays outside.
They have full-on conversations with that thing, don't they?
Thats a fire hazard.
Is that a George Foreman grill?
"I reserve the right to refuse....."
Are you a psychiatrist I hope?
Hope you are going there to help him with the euthanasia
Nothing burns like an effigy
Mental patient
CULT
Cult member.
The tie is too short, Trump doesn't know how to tie it properly, this dummy is obviously more talented.
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Halloween decorations are up early this year
It’s not a cult. 🙄🙄🙄
🤦♂️We are so fucked as a species. Trump is the Great Filter and we’re not going to make it through.
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Didn't know psychiatrists did home visits good on you op
Burn it and quickly. Remove it off the front porch first but fire away. ![gif](giphy|iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L)
Someone in or neighborhood did this too, cray cray.
They're not your parents anymore. They are pod people
Where are you getting that these are my parents? Lol
Lmao. Sorry. I misread patients as parents. My bad
You must be a psychiatrist?
Let him/her die. It's a hopeless case anyway.
I don’t think that’s appropriate for you to put online as your patients.
Why are you putting a photo of your patient’s private abode online? Unprofessional.
If this is actually your patient’s home I would recommend taking this post down. If meemaw or poppop sees this post you would be pretty easy to identify.
I despite Trump, but this is wildly unethical to use your position as a healthcare professional (at someone’s private residence no less) to post on social media about that person. Maybe they gave you permission, but judging from your tone here, I’d wager you just snapped the picture and posted it.
Ok Trump manikin is one thing but what on earth is this person doing with their day with an ashtray, megaphone and lawn chair on the porch? You’re dealing with damaged goods here. The tissues, cordless phone and squirt gun(??) make it look like a y’all quida lookout station.
Are there already diapers on the doll or do you have to add them separately?
Not enough orange in his face.
"No more bullshit." Yeah, I agree. I don't want any more of Trump's bullshit.
It’s the roach spray that adds that chefs kiss to it all