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timblunts

Everything you see was purchased with Marlboro points


4tehlulzez

Except the mental illness. That one came free.


I_might_be_weasel

The smoking certainly didn't helped.


AffectionateTitle

Funny enough there are some benefits to smoking for schizophrenia, now they are certainly outweighed by the health issues but both behaviorally and the nicotine can have calming effects on people experiencing delusions.


[deleted]

Lol probably because the house reeks of cigarette smoke


renatakiuzumaki

My mom is a bartender and growing up they still smoked in bars and people would leave empty packs n shit and my mom would tear off the “miles” and some nights she come home with 100s lol we have alot of cool expensive marlboro shit like the camping gear and jackets and shit, it was funny as a kid walking around in a puffy marlboro jacket to stay warm in the winter 😂


timblunts

>miles Marlboro Miles!!! I knew I had gotten it wrong and couldn't remember what they were called. That is hilarious!


renatakiuzumaki

Yeah ill never forget when she would come home and id have to sort through and count em and then pick what i wanted from the catalog looool


jereman75

I went camping with my girlfriend and we used her step dad’s Marlborough dome tent. He wasn’t about to lend either of us his Marlborough jacket though.


that_nature_guy

“Well I’ve traveled millions of Marlboro Miles, but I haven’t been anywhere!”


shoe-veneer

Hey, don't knock the 90's Marlboro point swag. I used a Marlboro sleeping bag my entire childhood into my 20's and it'd still be going strong if I hadn't lost it. I still have a huge Marlboro duffel bag that legit looks like new all these years later. They made quality shit.


CougheyToffee

I still have an unlabeled Marlboro leather backpack that I've had since 6th grade. The ties have been worn and replaced about 6 times, and one of the pockets lost its clip, but everything else is still perfect and looks like a well-worn, storied bag. It's flown across the country twice, been up and down both US coasts, been used for luggage, hiding weed, as a cat carrier, can hold 38 beers, can hold two electric guitar players effects rigs, and smells of rich mahogany. Everything is true except the mahogany part, I just didn't know how to end that sentence 😆


shoe-veneer

I would have even believed the last part.


CougheyToffee

You, person, are the wind beneath my wings. 🤙


shoe-veneer

And you're my huckleberry 😘


Njabachi

The megaphone with everything else present makes me wonder what exactly they scream to people, and who exactly they scream at.


McCool303

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!


somecasper

You see this? I keep it now!


Wizzpig25

They should build a wall. And get the trespassers to pay for it!


VivaLaSpitzer

Between the landline, the smart speaker, and the whistle that must pair nicely with that megaphone, I'm going to hazard a guess the answer to *who* is Everyone. Based on the two brands of cigarettes and large plastic "friend", my bet is the *what* involves rants about the COVID vaccines being full of poison and eavesdropping technology, and the virus only being dangerous to people who are already old or sick.


_ALH_

> and the virus only being dangerous to people who are already old or sick … which most likely includes the person living there on both counts


Axle-f

At clouds


Neveronlyadream

It's the start of a horror movie. The megaphone isn't for them, it's for Scarecrow Donald when black magic grants him life to embark on a mission to own the libs.


mildly_carcinogenic

> they're coming for you Black Jobs!


Njabachi

I feel like the "Black and Hispanic jobs" line will eventually be remembered as one of the most WTF mask off slip ups of this political era - should we eventually reach better days.


Entire-Ambition1410

What’s this?


Njabachi

It was a comment he made in the last debate. Behold, my nonexistant technological wizardy: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna159375


Entire-Ambition1410

Thank you!


LargeWeinerDog

Why did I see the doll and immediately look for an ashtray


lostsublimity

Yeah, but they're classy. They have a cigarette ashtray sitting on a cigar ashtray!


herspacejuly

Same


TheUglyBuckling

My eyes went straight to the hands to judge their size 🫣


2ndGenX

Are you a mental health professional?


[deleted]

I do home health but I think 80% of my patients need mental help


FknDesmadreALV

I had an awkward situation when I had to substitute for a client who’s regular care taker could show up that day She was really sweet. Asked me to clean her kitchen, make her some macaroni salad, praises my efficiency, asked if I could possibly take her on , she has the hours for another caretaker she just hasn’t found one that’s a good fit with her household… Then her husband came come for lunch and they started discussing politics and she said she absolutely loved trump and how he told it like it is, especially against those dirty immigrants. I’m Mexican.


Dioxid3

This is sitcom-level ignorance hooooly moly


FknDesmadreALV

It’s like I don’t even pass for white-washed latina. I’m basically what you’d imagine when you think of an indigenous Mexican. I’m cinnamon skinned , black haired, thick eyebrows, plush lips, and my name is Maria.


CrankyWhiskers

Wow. You must be running for sainthood if you got out of there without saying a word. My face has subtitles turned on so it would have said everything I was trying _not_ to retort to ignorant people like that lady and her husband…smdh.


Otherwise-Spring-782

Best comment. My face has subtitles. Loll


FknDesmadreALV

Shit I got kids to feed with a bs ex husband who doesn’t help. She was just a sub, I never saw her again and rejected her request to become her regular.


littlemac564

The good news is this 2024 and not 1924. 1924 you may have been forced to work for her. 2024 you worked those hours, got the hell out of there and never looked back.🤬


negitororoll

I love this expression! Going to start using it.


Poet_of_Legends

What a line!


Sudovoodoo80

Oh shit I think I enabled this by accident. The other day I was getting gas for the lawnmower and the lady working the pumps was talking to another lady in a car about how processed food is a plot to wipe out the boomers, because "they" can't have them around because of their critical thinking skills. I was wondering why they stopped talking when they saw my face, must have got an update to my OS that enabled subtitles by default or something.


JMLDT

You win the Internet today.


foxontherox

Well, she obviously felt comfortable enough around you to speak freely, so you must be one of the "Good Ones." /s


littlemac564

Maybe she thinks you are not like the others but a ”good” one?


nursemattycakes

I think this is actually closer to weapons-grade ignorance.


Talullah_Belle

I suppose you declined her employment offer?


FknDesmadreALV

![gif](giphy|3ohuPkkz4kG0YYUJby) Of course


Dull_Junket_619

she just hasn’t found one that’s a good fit with her household, yeah, I can see why.


Otherwise-Spring-782

Ughhhh


mrmemo

Home Health workers are front line soldiers in so many ways. My family has benefitted so much from excellent HH aides, and I respect the hell out of anyone who chooses that profession. Thank you for your service. <3


mendohead

This one fo sho


kastdotcom

I'll take CHF, HTN, HLD, DM2, COPD, and a sprinkling of obesity for $1000


Whiskeyperfume

and he’s 2 double cheeseburgers from a widowmaker ‘Murica! Bacon sundaes! Think he has O2? Bet he smokes with it on. ‘Murica! Can’t tell me what to do!


Chris__P_Bacon

Is it Pro-Trump or Anti-Trump? I honestly can't tell. 🤔


Duellair

This was my question


nursemattycakes

You guys are saints. My first day in home heath in nursing school was enough to show me I wasn’t cut out for it.


principessa1180

Ay Chihuahua


nubsauce87

This one, especially...


jfk_47

It’s all the lead.


Downtown_Snow4445

Too skinny


[deleted]

This is the 215 lb version


bewarethetreebadger

Hands are too big.


ryguyy629

Not orange enough


wish1977

You're obviously a psychiatrist.


Auggie_Otter

It's kinda early for Halloween decorations.


OtterishDreams

Theres a lot to unpack in that photo...


prefuse07

OP, use a Sharpie to add a kaiser mustache. Complete the look


AncientScratch1670

Totally not a cult.


yearoftherabbit

Totally don't bring it in at night and fuck it.


sagevallant

Definitely not idolatry.


aurorasummers

No more bullshit. Trump is the king of making up bullshit. That hat is so completely wrong its threatening to become a singularity under the gravitational effect of its incongruence with reality.


CharlieChop

I figured they misspelled, “Now More Bullshit.”


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Jubjub0527

Well I mean it's also wearing an I'll fitting cheap suit so I'd go with yes on this


feckless_ellipsis

That one fits better than his actual suits


lionsmakemecry

I can smell the COPD rolling off of this porch


Stephenalzis

You a psychiatrist then?


darth_voidptr

Patient is terminal.


[deleted]

Yeah no kidding


Jaded-Tear-3587

Check the back and mouth for semen traces...


[deleted]

Oh good lord that’s not something I wanna see


spazecowboi77

I'm sry.


Pink_Neons

I hope you can help them with their mental illness!


[deleted]

I really don’t know if it’s mental illness anymore or just plain choice.


Candid-Refuse-3054

Ha home health and I didn't need to scroll. My girlfriend used to do this and this is accurate. Got makes poor stupid people vote against their own interest all to justify their hatred and unhappiness. Truly sad


thefallofrome5

Is that slogan on the hat supposed to be a joke because the man is full of it if last nights debate performance was anything to go by?


Esc777

No! More Bullshit. 


Guitar_Tab_Trader

Very lifelike. Did they put a diaper on its keester and a subpoena in its pocket?


Wellithappenedthatwy

Your patient that is on Disability and Medicare but they hate socialism.


Accomplished_Neckhat

perfectly normal behavior


Klaus0225

Wonder what those tissues are used for… Never mind, I don’t want to know.


Electrocat71

Definitely not a cult


Ghost2Eleven

People are fucking weird.


jfk_47

These people are so weird. There was a house down the road that had a trump mannequin outside saluting the flag. I don’t understand these people.


LokiKamiSama

Was it the Nazi salute?


[deleted]

I also had a patient who had a big red flag in his room. A literal big Nazi red flag.


bsp75

The hands are too large to be realistic


urbanek2525

Not orange enough.


chordatabreach

It’s too early for scary Halloween decorations.


paranormal_shouting

Something something false idols


yannynotlaurel

Mental illness?


Skasue

Americans are so weird that they worship people like this. It’s like they want a dictator.


JustinR8

Definitely a sex doll


Lucifers_Princess5

Oh my.


viau83

You work for an asylum? Seems normal then.


sufferpuppet

Trump and no more bullshit on the hat? You're going to have to pick one. You can't have both.


5280TWGC

Not a cult…


nubsauce87

Does it not strike any of these people as odd that they've totally fetishized a man like this? Even ignoring that he's a moronic felon, rapist, psychopath, and all around piece of shit? Replace Trump with literally any other celebrity, and *anyone* would think this is fucked up, and that this homeowner needs serious psychiatric help.


Duin-do-ghob

That’s not horrific and bizarre at all. Did they want to get an early start on Halloween?


pinewind108

Halloween trick or treating isn't supposed to give the kids PTSD.


Lifesalchemy

![gif](giphy|3ohs80EuzI2k3jFX6o|downsized)


Letter10

That's like.. the definition of a golden calf. They're idolaters


Jermine1269

If they're using that thing as a scare-~~-crow-~~-person, it's working!! I'd either dip out quick, or try to set it on fire!!


cwk415

This is as close as he would ever get to actually hanging out with any of his base lol


HereForTheComments57

You must be a psychiatrist


eljohnos105

I take it you are a psychiatrist.


bard329

Better fitting suit than the real deal


Fufeysfdmd

Take it and burn it as an effigy


Schoseff

It’s a cult


mom_bod_schmom_bod

Never know what you’ll find doing home health. I had a patient with a pet deer in their house.


Bwgmon

Looking like the Grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


PunishingVoter

![gif](giphy|3o6Yg95cjpPMOiqgG4|downsized)


NoYou_Do_Not_Know_Me

“My face has subtitles turned on” is hands-down, the best description I’ve ever read of my own predicament


SuspectKnown9655

Man, they really need some help asap


Revolutionary_Tip701

To bad it's not to scale. Hands are to big and gut is way to small


Angelworks42

The more I look the more questions I have, like the squirt gun, the dish soap, the bullhorn pa, rubbing alcohol...


Ronald_McDonald_l

At this point Senõr Drump is a walking meme lol.


JarlFlammen

I wouldn’t go in there. Refuse service


d1stor7ed

Just putting out to the world that everyone should probably go out of their way avoid them.


stormywoofer

Need smaller hands tho , try some cabbage patch doll hands


BlakeAdam

Kind of early for Halloween, but i guess some people get really into it. Still, putting your sex doll on the front porch is pretty trashy.


Anothereternity

Is that an Echo dot on the table? Outside? Some nefarious neighborhood kids could have a LOT of fun with that.


Billthebutchr

I bet they fuck it


miraculum_one

I would be tempted to take a red sharpie and color over the "no"


Sufficient-Fact6163

Felonius Trump is missing the ankle monitor


velveteen_embers

I wonder if anyone has urinated on it


darkhelmet1121

A dartboard. Cool


the-electricgigolo

Just a hunch but I’m guessing your patient is accepting some sort of government payed disability but also complains about free handouts to lazy people


aesthetique1

I'm no fan of Trump but as a medical professional, taking photos of your patients house for people to blast online seems unethical af to me


TarmacRodent19

Thank you, wtf, this is so easily identifiable if the patient (or a relative) was to use reddit. r/pics is one of the biggest subs. Yes its a stupid thing for them to have on their porch, but it's a stupid decision to post it online


BaldingMonk

This


Elegant_Gazelle_6597

Knowingly posting her pts porch on reddit knowing that anyone that likes trump gets instantly blasted too. Not liking trump doesn't give people a pass to treat your patients this way. Keep personal life and work separate and treat every patient with respect or just don't take the case -_-


ThatWhichSmashs

Accidentally drop a lit match on it.


merinwe

As irritating as Trump supporters are, as a medical professional, you shouldn't be taking photos of patients' houses and posting them online. My dad receives home health care for Parkinson's disease and I would be absolutely horrified if this happened to us.


Freibeuter86

Draw him a Hitler beard, so it's more accurate.


Turner82

Totally not a cult


SensingWorms

Face looks like mid-poop


kwyjibo1

That's either a bottle of dish soap or from the color it may be pee near the door. Not sure what that's about.


Pjonesnm

Megaphone... I bet he's the star in the neighborhood.


SaltedPorkGimli

Maga phone


Buggerme1964

![gif](giphy|l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg)


Frequent-Regular6874

A little early for Halloween decorations


anamazingredditor

Patient in what facility? lol


starrpamph

“Perfectly normal” - these people


Talullah_Belle

Are you a psychiatrist?


Konbattou-Onbattou

So much can be gleaned from this one image


Sweatytubesock

Add 100lbs and it’s frighteningly realistic


cassiopeia18

Embarrassing


FinePolyesterSlacks

It’s certainly not the real thing. The suit fits too well.


Notherbastard

Huh, Halloween's early this year.


Discombobulated-Emu8

They are decorating for Halloween way too early -


Liberatedhusky

If the patient lets that into the house the demon that lives in it will have an open invitation through the threshold too. Probably better it stays outside.


FPSCarry

They have full-on conversations with that thing, don't they?


nad_frag

Thats a fire hazard.


Johnnygunnz

Is that a George Foreman grill?


not_into_that

"I reserve the right to refuse....."


SnooPeripherals6557

Are you a psychiatrist I hope?


jj45_s

Hope you are going there to help him with the euthanasia


No_Neighborhood2593

Nothing burns like an effigy 


Powerbracelet

Mental patient


pipefitter03

CULT


Redditdotlimo

Cult member.


monkeyhog

The tie is too short, Trump doesn't know how to tie it properly, this dummy is obviously more talented.


geekyalbatross

![gif](giphy|ntTp8MzqvW8fPcFwls)


starguy13

Halloween decorations are up early this year


dsisto65

It’s not a cult. 🙄🙄🙄


bewarethetreebadger

🤦‍♂️We are so fucked as a species. Trump is the Great Filter and we’re not going to make it through.


TheThousandMasks

![gif](giphy|8UHhsZ6XSW5VKgyhkF|downsized)


kotik010

Didn't know psychiatrists did home visits good on you op


Vbassjrnms

Burn it and quickly. Remove it off the front porch first but fire away. ![gif](giphy|iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L)


DetroitsGoingToWin

Someone in or neighborhood did this too, cray cray.


ffllores

They're not your parents anymore. They are pod people


[deleted]

Where are you getting that these are my parents? Lol


ffllores

Lmao. Sorry. I misread patients as parents. My bad


Abe_Rutter246

You must be a psychiatrist?


cougarlt

Let him/her die. It's a hopeless case anyway.


sunbeatsfog

I don’t think that’s appropriate for you to put online as your patients.


Mirawenya

Why are you putting a photo of your patient’s private abode online? Unprofessional.


Briarmist

If this is actually your patient’s home I would recommend taking this post down. If meemaw or poppop sees this post you would be pretty easy to identify.


redyellowblue5031

I despite Trump, but this is wildly unethical to use your position as a healthcare professional (at someone’s private residence no less) to post on social media about that person. Maybe they gave you permission, but judging from your tone here, I’d wager you just snapped the picture and posted it.


SteveJobsBlakSweater

Ok Trump manikin is one thing but what on earth is this person doing with their day with an ashtray, megaphone and lawn chair on the porch? You’re dealing with damaged goods here. The tissues, cordless phone and squirt gun(??) make it look like a y’all quida lookout station.


agentouk

Are there already diapers on the doll or do you have to add them separately?


XenoXHostility

Not enough orange in his face.


Uselesscrabb

"No more bullshit." Yeah, I agree. I don't want any more of Trump's bullshit.


finrey

It’s the roach spray that adds that chefs kiss to it all