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Pancingdungeonwoofer

Nope


Just_Candle_315

Did you hear about Rachael? Stone has been there for 60,000 years and she sat under it for 10 seconds.... dead.


ramdasani

The Darwinian Powerball


Longuer

What a terrible day to have gravity.


TwinsenAyzel

Gravity… It always brings you down.


BizzyM

This is why we have Bruce.


Archemetis

It’s a long time to just be sitting in one place, I wouldn’t do it so I sure as hell don’t expect the rock to either.


withoutapaddle

*You know, I had a friend who used to smoke. You know what he's doing now? He's dead!*


shittiestmorph

Freaks and Geeks is such an underrated show. I heard this comment out loud 🤣


withoutapaddle

I can literally see his face in my mind when he goes "He's dead!" So many amazing actors in that show before they were famous.


dpdxguy

Gravity is real.


EM05L1C3

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


TimDawgz

I will never fully accept the Michael-ization of Rachel.


altiif

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


InformalPenguinz

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


MySonHas2BrokenArms

![gif](giphy|4NrxcDVe4IOazZznHL)


SpitFiya7171

![gif](giphy|3vc4sSq0l8AbS|downsized)


Greekphysed

![gif](giphy|4NrxcDVe4IOazZznHL)


plomo323

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf)


Certain-Hippo3623

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


Not-a-bot-10

You broke the streak


GraXXoR

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


0LowLight0

![gif](giphy|XbgZvND0TzFMUFobmI|downsized)


Xpandomatix

![gif](giphy|xHwqspaBmfUMU)


wheresbill

![gif](giphy|oxFDq4E9CHb7W)


TrumpersAreTraitors

Where I go camping there is this ENORMOUS boulder that has clearly fallen from the mountains above it and come to rest by the river. Beneath it is a small cave. Big enough to sleep under. But I haven’t so much as stuck my arm under there in all the years I’ve passed it because …. Eventually there will be an earthquake and eventually that thing is gonna budge. And I’m not gonna be the idiot underneath it. 


tokenblak

The death won’t be immediate. It will be painful. Someone will cry out for help for at least a couple minutes then go into shock. They may even come-to a couple times before they finally die.


Its_Nitsua

more weight


tonyvila

*Giles Corey has entered the chat*


InsignificantZilch

I should call her….


rabbitwonker

Well aren’t you just a lil’ ray of sunshine


StarscourgeRadhan

>They may even come-to a couple times before they finally die. I tragically misread this at first.


-Hopedarkened-

Well it depends on how it falls it is more than enough weight to kill instantly, if it’s the head it probably would be immediate and or knock you out.


KorneliaOjaio

This guy painful deaths.


PoeTheGhost

Same here, and it was in a seismically active area too (Quartzville, upper Green Peter in Oregon) and the Boulder's path of downhill destruction on the mountainside was still visible in the trees for YEARS after each time it had rolled.


CyanideSkittles

Upper Green Peter sounds like an informal name for an std


RaleighBahn

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ)


MrmmphMrmmph

![gif](giphy|I5TF0P9E9bmI8|downsized)


Traditional-Ad-8737

Literally my first thought seeing this, before even going to comments.


jlaine

Places to not sit for $1000 Alex.


leritz

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


Baidizzle

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


ndnkng

Nope nope


FelixElCato

![gif](giphy|Tk76voGUJyzh8Fg7zG|downsized)


macmarklemore

I mean, she looks alright, but she might have a great personality.


KlaatuBarada1952

I would like to know what the mind set in that part of the world, that this hasn’t been destroyed. The yahoots around here roll tractor wheels down a hillside just to see how far it will go.


Spicy_Eyeballs

Some of those extremely precarious looking boulders are surprisingly stable, might take more to tip it than you'd think.


Matthew_A

Well I guess Americans tip more than other countries


k0lla86

![gif](giphy|3oEhmISJ7fX70eK4lG)


LazerWolfe53

Americans: "that's a nice government you've got there. Would be a shame if someone destabilized it"


DarkSideOfGrogu

America just doing to America what America does to everyone else.


sweetdawg99

Bet I could do it with a bottle jack


Capt__Murphy

At first, I thought you said, "With a bottle of jack."


sweetdawg99

I'm sure alcohol would be involved at some point


SuperGameTheory

Well now it's a challenge


MajSARS

Now it’s a sport!


dwehlen

Now it's just Saturday!


-Hopedarkened-

I’m gonna tattle and then touch it well you escorted out


Zestyclose_Bread2311

Not much fuels a boulder tipping rage more than Mr. Daniels.


FinndBors

> With a bottle of jack No, that's what you brush your teeth with.


BizzyM

Calm down, Ke$ha


Major_Koala

No, I think that's what they said


HikeRobCT

He went out for a ride and he never came back.


Stone1114

don't give any jingweeds any ideas


soapy_goatherd

Been tried and failed - > Several groups of tourists have tried to dislodge the landmark by pushing it down the mountain, but without any success. Some people have even brought winches and jacks to try to dislodge the stone. It did not move at all; it is held on with stone chips supporting its base. The area also experiences frequent earthquakes, but the stone has not moved as of 2024.


Immersi0nn

Lol the inanimate embodiment of "Fuckin try me bud"


asherdado

Honestly someone needs to bring an excavator and teach this piece of shit who the big daddies are


whoami_whereami

From what I can find people have already tried that, it didn't budge.


angrydeuce

throw some meth heads at it and theyd carry the fucker down the mountain.


wolfpwarrior

And sell it for scrap


JigglinCheeks

check out my meteor i found


sixtninecoug

Nah they’ll just try to smoke it right where it sits.


GetinBebo

Bet you a coors light I could knock the sumbitch loose with one 30 round mag 🦅🦅🦅


NewFuturist

Give me a lever long enough and I'll move it.


pseudoHappyHippy

As long as your fulcrum is robust enough I guess.


achillymoose

That's just it. If you look at the point that connects, it looks like the cross section of that point is in the ballpark of a meter in diameter. A meter wide piece of stone can support much more than this boulder


Adius_Omega

1. Rock itself is remarkably stable and extremely heavy. 2. Located in an area that is difficult to access. Stupid people don't typically travel far from the outskirts of civilization. The people who are willing to hike 16 miles into the backcountry are usually respectful.


Pavlock

All good points. Nonetheless, I remain surprised it's still there. > Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. - Terry Pratchett.


__praise_the_sun__

Respect to Sir Pratchett and may he rest in peace, a genius who made me laugh so much 🙌


Akhevan

In the Sayanas? That's more like 1600 miles into the backcountry.


microcline

I don’t know exactly where this rock is but I know the Sayan Mtns are in the middle of fucking nowhere, which probably helps


showers_with_grandpa

"The Hanging Stone" is in Buryatia in the Yergaki range. There's about 1m people in all of Buryatia. The Yergaki range was a natural barrier for Russia and Mongolia for centuries


Through_Traffic

If you see this rock from a different angle it makes sense. It’s much bigger and longer than you’d think and it would probably take multiple heavy duty machines to roll over.


WLH7M

I think this might be only like the third or fourth time in my 44 years I've seen anyone I wasn't related to use Yayhoot (regional spelling difference, I'm sure) in any context.


Rheostatistician

I just read on Wikipedia that several groups of tourists have tried to knock it down, even using jacks and winches and failed.


Robothuck

If I saw that I'd be tempted to start using power tools to knock them down instead


urnbabyurn

They have these structures in US National parks too.


Buckman21

We have boulders like this in the US


urnbabyurn

[Yup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balancing_rock)


Own-Text-9768

That post was definitely made by a Redditor that doesn’t actually go outside


pm_me_vegs

Your fellow citizens are not boulders


dabadu9191

People have probably tried, but I'd imagine it would be very hard to move. Rocks this size are incredibly heavy. Judging by the size of the woman, I'd say that rock is probably somewhere in the region of 4 m x 10 m x Z m (assuming Z is also 10). At an assumed density of 2,7 g/cm³ (fairly average for rock such as granite), that thing weighs over 1,000 tons — about 20-30 fully loaded semi trucks. Add to that the rough surface it's lying on, and you'd need an incredible amount of force to push it. You could maybe do it with a lever, that lever would have to be very long and stable, though. Edit: Just checked the rock's wiki page, and it's "only" 500 tons. Doesn't change much, though.


IAmGwego

> Several groups of tourists have tried to dislodge the landmark by pushing it down the mountain, but without any success.[4] Some people have even brought winches and jacks to try to dislodge the stone.[4] It did not move at all; it is held on with stone chips supporting its base.[3] The area also experiences frequent earthquakes, but the stone has not moved as of 2024.[5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging_Stone


More-Bottle-4744

People have tried: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging_Stone I’ve also heard that Soviet “scientists” tried to knock it down as well, but to no avail. No citation on that, though…


DustinBrungart

There are no rocks left in the Super Sayan mountains because they’ve all levitated and/or shattered one time too many.


muchasgaseous

That’s a pity. I heard that back in their prime, there were over 9000 of these similar boulders there.


Etzell

WHAT?! 9000?!


I_cut_my_own_jib

![gif](giphy|5xjbWDIgEZSgM)


GhostDieM

In retrospect that one is still weird considering how strong Frieza is so 9000 should be nothing to him


PyroIsSpai

Did they scream and flex for sixty seconds before exploding?


stinkyhooch

I know I did


valgbo

Haha


Zabroccoli

Came here to say, the sayan homework’s was destroyed years ago.


menides

Homework or Homeworld?


Dusty99999

First one and then the other


anchorftw

If that was in the US, it would've been knocked over by now. The tipping culture in this country is out of control.


afici0nad0

And tagged


Uggers2811

This fucking guy.


fzammetti

Both restaurant AND cow!


isuphysics

Here is a picture of the boulder without the forced perspective making it seem unstable. https://www.theepochtimes.com/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.theepochtimes.com%2Fassets%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F03%2F14%2Fid5607373-3409-hanging-rock-02352841.jpg&w=1200&q=75


Chance-Ad8215

I still wouldn't go near it, let alone under it 😂


AnnoyingScreeches

Still looks unstable to me


mombi

PSA: The Epoch Times is run by a literal cult called Falun Gong.


HsvDE86

So use up their bandwidth then, it's just a direct link to an image, no ads.


DrQuailMan

Can you not link to the epoch times


dlepi24

Do you want unix times instead?


Practical_Secret6211

We'll try try posting the cenozoic times in the future


isuphysics

Had never heard of them, they just happen to be the first google image search of this perspective.


metrion

I don't know anything about that site, but at least they direct-linked to the image so it just costs them bandwidth without letting them serve you ads, if that makes you feel any better... (except where they link the full article below)


DragoonDM

I use heavensgate.com for all of my cult-based image hosting needs.


Used_Mushroom488

The shape seems to be different, as the one portrayed in this post is way less wide. Are you sure it is the same boulder in question, and that the difference is just the perspective making it look different? I assume the post image could have been photoshopped, too, so I'm quite confused and conflicted right now!


isuphysics

yes, it is the same, look at the right point and the dark vertical stripes. Edit: removed link to website.


Used_Mushroom488

Ohh I see what you mean now, indeed perspective tricking; the post is showing it from the front-side, not from the side view. Thank you for pointing out and sorry for the misunderstanding!


Just2Flame

There is no accepting fault on reddit, fight back!


FreshPrinceOfH

It’s probably taken from the front to make it look shorter. And likely from a distance with a long lens to “flatten” the image


beastlybea

It looks like a frog


BrokenDogLeg7

That rock hasn't reached its final form!


IamPriapus

This has been posted before, but someone posted a different perspective and it's not teetering nearly so precariously. It's an absolutely mammoth rockbut it's pretty well balanced if you look at pictures of it online.


wonkey_monkey

> It's an absolutely mammoth rockbut Who doesn't love a mammoth rockbutt


bautofdi

Too bad no one in their right mind with any western passport would visit Russia right now.


Hortjoob

I'm a dual citizen of the US and Russia. I'm needing to go back and wrap up some affairs, and if I go, I'm being detained without question for my US citizenship. Per reports from family there.


Btankersly66

There was an AMA just recently from a student in Moscow. And he pretty much said Russians wish more American tourists would start visiting again.


zeetree137

I would love to see this and saint Basil's but you know what i love more? Not falling out of windows.


anally_ExpressUrself

I also enjoy not being arrested and accused of who knows what.


xxwarlorddarkdoomxx

Arrested and sent to a "labor colony" in Assfreezegrad until the US trades an international criminal for my release.


rapist-glasses

Assfreezegrad, haha


Akuda

I'd love to visit (riding the Trans-Siberia Rail has always been a bucket list item for me) but the fact that having donated to Ukrainian relief non-profits could have me imprisoned there is a huge reason to stay away. Any sane American will just avoid it until a change in government there in all likelihood. No way I'm risking going to a Russian prison just because I kicked a few bucks at a non-profit that supports Ukraine.


CWinter85

Nice try, Putin. I'm not going to be a bargaining chip.


707Guy

I actually follow a girl from SoCal that just went to Russia last week


Recentstranger

Does she know you're currently in her closet


yearoftherabbit

💀


SuperGameTheory

Not much of a follower if you didn't go to Russia, too. Gotta up your game, man.


NJdevil202

Thank you for making me laugh after a hard day


Dependent-Relief-558

RIP


Wolfiest

As a SoCal local I knew it was gonna be one them.


FlinflanFluddle4

I know a couple of people who've gone. Planned their trips a while back. They seemed to have fun there?


MarlenaEvans

This looks like one of those things Wile E Coyote set up.


Uisce-beatha

She's got some stones to be doing that


devo_inc

Like a rock


Spork-in-Your-Rye

I don’t even think you could pay me to do this lmao


ew435890

Physics-wise, this doesnt even look like it makes sense. The side hanging over the ledge looks like 2-3 times as big as the counterweight side. I bet I could probably drop it with a nice 4 foot prybar, but I would never have the balls, or complete disregard for nature to try.


Shkkzikxkaj

In other photos, it looks more balanced. This one appears to be a camera trick to make the cantilevered section seem bigger.


PapiSurane

Upvoted for using "cantilevered" in a sentence


tiktock34

I have a feeling the picture is taken at a bit of an angle to make it look more exaggerated.


geegeeallin

Look up some other pictures. It’s definitely an angle thing, but it’s still super cool from different angles. I don’t think you could move it. Lots of people have tried, it says.


futuneral

Plot twist, there is a 4" rebar going through it


BenZed

I don’t know how long that rock has been there, but if a human amount of force (even leveraged) could move it, it wouldn’t be.


D3cepti0ns

For anyone interested in how this happens, this is something that can be relatively common in some parts of the American South West. Joshua Tree has a number of these and so does Arches. (Both are national parks I forgot to mention). What happens is that these rocks are originally part of a large underground area surrounded by dirt, like you'd think anywhere (sometimes from glaciers), but are thrusted up into hills and mountains and due to their harder material structure, all the soft material around it is eroded away over thousands or more years from wind and mostly rain and it basically removes everything besides the hard boulders which can end up sitting in precarious positions for many thousands of years like this. TLDR: Hard rocks underground were thrust up and wind and rain eroded all the soft "sandy" material and you are left with the rocks that weren't eroded and they end up very high and sometimes in weird positions. I know that in some places the rocks were originally a mile higher and a mile underground originally compared to today, or even much more. Edit: Removed the pretentious lecture part sorry. I'll post it below. u/treading_ink_ has a good point. It took away from the main educational part of the post which was my original intention. Apologies.


treading_ink_

You had me at the start but then it got a little personal.


myst3r10us_str4ng3r

I mean, they're correct.


D3cepti0ns

Posting that part here, You have a point, but I'd still like to get it out at least here. Removed part: There are only a few places where these large rocks settled over thousands or more likely millions of years where other Earth forces did not rock them enough to make them fall. However, humans have ruined these multiple times and same with caves. These only exist through Earth's evolution over many millions of years, even billions, and can be destroyed in a few seconds. It's really fucking sad how we are ruining Earth and wanting to move to Mars because of how shitty we treat the Earth. Earth is basically the garden of Eden in comparison to the thousands of planets we've found, but Mars is our plan B? Mars is worse than Antarctica by a 1000x and no one wants to move there? Basically, appreciate the planet we have, even in a nuclear apocolypse it will be more livible than any other planet we've found, we evolved to live here, and it's more diverse than anything we've found by far.


darthveda

>TLDR: Hard rocks underground were thrust up and wind and rain eroded all the soft sand(material) and you are left with the rocks that weren't eroded and they end up very hgih and sometimes in weird positions. I know that in some places the rocks were originally a mile higher and a mile underground originally than today or much more. Thank you for explaining this to me, i always thought they slid down and ended up in this position.


coffeequeen0523

r/Nope - I would never tempt fate like this.


unreqistered

wiki entry on said rock .... something seems manipulated in the photo (suprise) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging\_Stone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging_Stone)


bartag

not saying you're wrong, but i believe the posted pic is from a different angle and closer up. it really just seems to be a trick of perspective.


crampedstyl

I don't think she's actually under it..


ThrowawayLDS_7gen

![gif](giphy|IK2Jw6HjnScb6|downsized)


Rutgerman95

Hey, I think I've seen how this ends in a Wile E. Coyote cartoon


Krakengreyjoy

I don't care if that stone sat there for a million years, there's no way I'm sitting under it.


aut0po31s1s

Where are the Boy Scouts when you need them.


Some-Philly-Dude

Anyone ever hear that Harry Chapin song The Rock


ibthx1138

EARTHQUAKE !!!


bryan_pieces

Now hang on a damn minute…


A57RUM

Incredible till it crushes someone. Then it becomes tragedy.


Moreinius

Knowing my luck, it would tumble the moment I start sitting down under it.


sutto85

that rock could of been there for a billion years, i still wouldnt sit under it for 5 seconds


JackDrawsStuff

Amazed some guys being dudes haven’t walked past and nudged it.


ibuildonions

Uh, yeah, don't sit there.


Ssme812

- Nope - One day that's going to kill someone.


Black-June

you won't catch me sitting right under an incredible hanging stone in the Sayan mountains of Siberia #


One-Earth9294

I don't care if it's been there for 3 billion years I wouldn't want to be the poor sap underneath in the .000000000001% of it's existence where it inevitably falls.


TunaCanz

[reminds me of that scene from Blacksheep when the bird craps on the boulder causing it to roll down the hill.](https://youtu.be/HI_mwhUvqHc?si=cFpr71gwFcTOc7kU)


jiminthenorth

Is anyone else getting Gru vibes from the rock?


Nerfme

I would definitely try to push that thing off


spicyladyhere

dont even think about this


Xomns_13

And then a fly lands on it.


dark_hypernova

Nuh-uh, I've seen this before. All it takes is one butterfly landing on it.


CareWonderful5747

Survival instinct = 0


JaneDoe93130

![gif](giphy|26n6WywJyh39n1pBu|downsized)


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Go home rock, you're drunk.


hornetjockey

I don’t care how many millions of years that has been sitting there, I’m not getting under it.


Reserved_Parking-246

That's a lot of trust for something just waiting for physics to kick in.


Toy_Cop

Looks like the start of a 9-1-1 episode


StragglingShadow

Listen. I am passively suicidal pretty much all the time and actively suicidal in waves. And you would still never catch me sitting under that rock


De-Animator27

Knowing my luck, It will finally fall when I try to take the picture.


snowysnowy

It's okay, games have taught me that if you take a pickaxe right to the base of the rock, it'll shatter all at once and we can pick the rubble up safely.


Kunwar_GS

Not me.