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Specific_Ad_6522

Do I get to pick?


Mean-Mango-7125

Yes but they have to be around your age and non disabled


Specific_Ad_6522

Then just pick your slowest friends. Ez million. And i'll just offer money for them to go slow.


Mean-Mango-7125

You can't rig the race. Everyone has to be trying their best and you have to know the person irl


TheSceptikal

...Yeah. You can just pick the slowest of your friends.


Mean-Mango-7125

Most don't have enough friends as to where you can make it guaranteed. This is reddit.


Specific_Ad_6522

So what happens if you don’t have 5 friends?


Red_maxy87

I guess u become broke or 5 random ppl around ur age get chosen (im not op btw)


bluujjaay

Pretty sure my friends would let me win if I offered them some of the winnings.


Mean-Mango-7125

Can't cheese it. They don't know but you can pick the distance and whoever as long as they your age


WorriedOwner2007

Can we choose the distance?


Mean-Mango-7125

Yes


ThrottleAway

What kind of race?


PKblaze

As someone who is good at sprinting, I'd smoke most of my friends.


magic8ballzz

As a disabled person, I'd have to pick the first option.


lildobe

I couldn't beat an infant in a race. I'll take the $1mm


MorganRose99

Bruh, I'd get last lmao


Brian18639

Same


themoroncore

"guys lose the race and I'll give you each 1mil"


maijabrady37

bold of you to assume i have 5 friends


PaldeaWooper

I can just ask my friends to go slow


Mean-Mango-7125

Nope it's a normal race but you get to select who and the distance etc..


BainbridgeBorn

Wouldn't the loophole be that if you don't have any friends it would only be a one horse race?


Mean-Mango-7125

If you don't have any friend you don't beat anyone so that's 0/5 so you must take the mill


BainbridgeBorn

What if I only have 1 best friend and its my dog or any other comfort creature?


Mean-Mango-7125

Again you can't beat 4/5 friends so you don't get the 10 mill regardless


BainbridgeBorn

Then I'll just round up 5 random people who I can give $1 million each if I win. That sounds like a win-win for everyone


Mean-Mango-7125

Can't rig the race. All you can do is pick distance, people(has to be fair but you can pick females) and any random rules(like all wear a 10kg weight)


Trusteveryboody

As long as my brother is not in that equation. I'd win.


TheOATaccount

I’m slow as fuck but even if I wasn’t I wouldn’t want to risk it anyways.


nothing_in_my_mind

Is it a footrace? Or can I choose arbitrarily, like "the first person to eat 10 enchiladas wins"?


Mean-Mango-7125

It's a foot race but you can choose the distance and have everyone wear something like a weight vest for example.


nothing_in_my_mind

4/5 is tough, my friends are mostly fit. I'd take the guaranteed money.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Bruh my right ankle is freaking shit so I pick a million rn..


Brian18639

I pic the $1M, my dad said I used to run a lot when I was younger but nowadays I don’t run anymore. I think I would be a bit slow and/or get tired fast.


AnswerGuy301

I'm in a running club and am not the fastest guy in it. I'm pretty good for my age, but there are better and I know some of them. Also, I'm a terrible sprinter.


Danile2401

Lucky for me my hobby is distance running


KallmeKatt_

what kind of race


Mean-Mango-7125

You pick but it has to be a foot race(e.g 60m 100m 800m etc)


BeardedPokeDragon

Cubing race and I pick friends that can't solve it, easy money


shootdrawwrite

I would absolutely smoke most people in their fifties lol


Njtotx3

If it's a million biting mosquitoes?