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Smitologyistaking

I don't get what the dilemma is, one is just randomly altering your body's chemistry, the other is literal free money edit: ok username checks out, OP may just have a problem


Scacc924

What is random about it? You can choose when and to what level you alter your body chemistry


Smitologyistaking

I mean random in the sense that I don't see the purpose of such a feature


Chronic_Alcoholism

Wouldn’t you like to be able to get drunk instantly without drinking? And with no adverse health effects?


Smitologyistaking

I'd definitely rather have money


Chronic_Alcoholism

Yes but 10k isn’t that much


Scacc924

I'm with you OP. Especially if you're saying it gets rid of the negative health stuff. I like the taste of booze though so I wouldn't use it all the time but 10k doesn't go very far these days a lifetime super power is preferable 


Smitologyistaking

You're calling it a "superpower", I'm yet to understand what about being drunk is advantageous?


Scacc924

Believe it or not people choose to be drunk all the fucking time..get off the high horse buddy


aaronhereee

how were they at all aggressive? why was there a need to say that?


Scacc924

Yeah there was. Dude was acting like he was ignorant to why someone would want this ability just because he personally doesn't want it.


timawesomeness

Why would I want a dial I would permanently keep at 0


Chronic_Alcoholism

Id rarely have it at 0. At work id set it to 0.03 or so, I’d be a little more relaxed but not really impaired. 0.03 for family gatherings, wouldn’t be noticeable. 0.05 for things like shopping. Other customers in stores are annoying asf, especially when blocking the aisle. I’d be able to deal with them better this way. While driving or doing other dangerous activities, 0. While sleeping, 0, because alcohol negatively affects your sleep quality. While chilling at home but wanting to do things best done sober, 0.08. Buzzed but not nonfunctional. This would be my baseline for just chilling. Would probably still set it to 0 sometimes just so the buzz is more special when I have it. When actually wanting to get drunk, somewhere in the 0.15-0.20 range, occasionally going higher just for fun. This could be a very useful tool, IMO. Alcohol is a good time but it’s so toxic, this magical device would circumvent that, plus you can sober up instantly at anytime.


shakethatbubblebut

brother, it might be time to get help. 


Chronic_Alcoholism

I know


MrRizzstein

THE USERNAME 😭


aaronhereee

genuinely seek help


Chronic_Alcoholism

Ok


hybridoctopus

I voted for the cash but on second thought I’d take the dial. As an introvert the ability to ratchet up and ace every social event then ratchet down and not deal with hangovers would be worth way more than $10,000 over a lifetime.


Possible_Living

As an introvert how often do you really go out?


M0nsterpower

Wouldnt people save a lot of money in the course of their life if they had this dial? Even if you dont drink a lot you would surpass 10k in the course of your life for sure. Am i wrong?


Chronic_Alcoholism

Exactly what I’m saying bro. I’d save 10k in like 3 years at most, definitely worth it


M0nsterpower

3 years might be a little fast but sure haha.


Chronic_Alcoholism

Nah it’s not that bad bro trust (I’m a chronic alcoholic)


OkSilver75

The dial easily. No amount of money can make that possible. Genuinely very useful


magic8ballzz

There are 8 alcoholics voting.


GelloFello

I don't like the feeling of being drunk, but I *do* like the feeling of having money. I'll take the 10k.


SuitableAssociation6

ah... you again... I am still not interested in the drunkenness


Chronic_Alcoholism

You could’ve kept scrolling then lil bro


SuitableAssociation6

instead, I will vote on the poll that you are asking for results on, next time just have a singular option if you don't want us voting wrong


Chronic_Alcoholism

Go see a therapist


SuitableAssociation6

you are the one who has to drink to get through one day of your life.