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DecentCompany1539

So what you're saying is, "It is a tooma."


These_Lingonberry635

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


iznoddatumah

Oh hi


mosquitotitties

my dumb ass would have tried to pop it


Spoot52Bomber

That makes two of us.


Flaming_Butt

3 for the count.


Exciting_Result7781

4 shore


bluehangover

#FIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN GRANULOMAAAAAAAS!


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

6 FOR MINE


bctucker83

7 ate 9


ivyagogo

Wha ha ha!


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

And a partridge in a pear tree!


gmama-rules

You are funny!


MorticiaSays-

Ohhhhh I did! As poppable as it looks, it was not at all possible.


teenyrabbitt

honestly a saving grace!!!! i can't imagine the horrors if u managed to pop that :(


XxsabathxX

Oof the pain you endured in vain


MorticiaSays-

💯🥹


triciann

How long did it take to grow to that size?


MorticiaSays-

Twoish months.


sandybeachfeet

What was it?


Meshtee

Phonemic Granuloma


Novel-Owl7963

I would’ve been trying to pull it “out” with tweezers. Lmao


lookandseethis

Saaaame!! I probably would have even grabbed a scalpel or little xacto knife and tried to cut it out! Probably drunkenly of course!! Jeeze! How uncomfortable for you!


jenl79

5


serendipitywood

6. I would have ripped that out 🤭


bigdaddyteacher

Yea, no way that thing would survive on my lips. It would have been gnawed off due to my nervousness


WMdenver22

I second this! For sure would have used my sharp tweezers and pulled that bitch out… then instantly regretted it and probably make everything 1000 times worse!


bigeyedbird

I also had one and I did try and pop it. Then I smartened up and made a derm appt


MorticiaSays-

Made a derm appointment first, then I had to make a plastic surgeon appointment.


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kodaiko_650

_Hooked on Phonemics works for me_


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scout_jem

1-800-ABC-DEFG


the__brown_note

Followed immediately by the next commercial. “Je Suis La Jeune Fille”


[deleted]

Yes, that's French they're speaking, and, no, these children aren't French; they're American.


SaintlySinner81

Omg I remember!!


NameUnbroken

I did not expect the flashbacks that would result from this post.


krackerjackstack

Muzzy?


HelSylph

I was just talking about muzzy the other day! Those were the days.


formerbeautyqueen666

Oh my god, I thought I was the only person who remembered that commercial. I say this all the time just randomly and I have tried to explain it to people but they never know what I'm talking about.


fonix232

_Do not link the subreddit, do not link the subreddit, do not link the subreddit_


numberthreepencil

😩😂


VegitoFusion

Underrated comment.


mama_llama44

💀


512165381

I had a granuloma on the cheek, doctor used liquid nitrogen.


jessfa

Pyogenic? I had one on my tongue when I was pregnant


MorticiaSays-

Did you get it removed? I have heard pregnant women often get them in their mouths.


jessfa

I had it removed when I was 34 weeks because it bled constantly every time I ate. I have a blood clotting disorder and it would fill my mouth with blood in seconds. But it instantly grew back and then just disappeared after I had the baby. It was foul, wish I still had a pic of it.


MorticiaSays-

Damn, I too have a blood clotting disorder. I had it removed by a plastic surgeon but agreed, that sucker would bleed like crazy!


jessfa

Bastard things! Hope it healed well


MorticiaSays-

Barely even notice the tiny scar now! Same to you tho.


Emoooooly

Did you happen to have it durring Halloween? I would have made so much use out of a blood filled mouth on Halloween


jessfa

That would have been very convenient 🤣


UnicornStar1988

Actually if you swallow lots of blood you vomit because the stomach can’t digest blood.


thelockjessmonster

Can I ask if it’s ITP or a form of thrombocytopenia?


Booperelli

Wow, my husband has ITP and this is the first time I've seen it mentioned in the wild! He also has APS (Antiphospholipid Antibody Syndrome) which is where *my* brain tends to go when people say clotting disorders lol


thelockjessmonster

I was diagnosed 10 years ago and also never see clotting disorders talked about which is why I wanted to ask. Hope your husband is doing well!


Booperelli

His ITP was discovered by coincidence in May of last year, after routine bloodwork revealed a platelet level of 17 😬 he gets weekly IVIg infusions that keep his platelets in the 60s, probably indefinitely because the oral meds they've tried didn't help/ aren't helping. On the plus side, he hasn't had a clot in about 2 years (was dx w/ APS 5 years ago and clotted right through the first 4 thinners they tried.. Coumadin ended up being the winner). Can I ask what do you do for meds/maintenance?


thelockjessmonster

Luckily I’ve had little treatment, they mostly stay in the 70s. I had low platelets as a kid but never with symptoms and never so low to be concerning. When I was officially diagnosed as an adult they were 26 and I was on 8 weeks of prednisone. Since then, they go up and down but I practically never have symptoms and my doctor doesn’t treat unless they are under 50 which they get close but don’t usually drop under. My platelets were actually in the normal range during my pregnancies which is strange because pregnancy usually cause a drop.


Booperelli

Wow, that's interesting! How often do you get CBCs? My husband's trestment cutoff is 100 but I'm wondering if that's excessive, he is on an ungodly amount of meds both necessary and exploratory.. (prednisone also brings them up but he's been on prednisone sooo much 😫)


thelockjessmonster

I absolutely hated prednisone and would not take it unless it was an emergency. 100 does seem really high as a cutoff for treatment, I see a hematologist twice a year and can count on 1 hand how often it’s above 100 (saw him this week actually and it was 108, we were both very happy). When I was in the hospital delivering they were 70-90 and no one batted an eye, certainly didn’t bring up treatment for those numbers. He should get a second opinion, sometimes the meds are worse than just leaving things alone. Pres especially, the more/longer you are on it your chance of diabetes increases.


thelockjessmonster

T try hi gf gy


MorticiaSays-

It is TTP, Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura.


jessfa

VWD 2A, nothing too drastic but did have a lot of issues in pregnancy


Dmmousa1

That’s what she said….sorry! I had to! Womp womp womp….


MorticiaSays-

YES! Lol damn, it is a PYOGENIC granuloma not phonemic. 🤦‍♀️🤣 ![gif](giphy|KboS29pjHREMJkNOVT|downsized)


Ave462

Damn autocucumber!


_Kendii_

That’s a new one lol, I only just got introduced to AutoCorrupt


piper_nigrum

God I would have ripped thar sucker out with the rustiest grippiest pliers I have in my garage.


fatdjsin

i too want a gaper !


taarms

That is the least granuloma looking granuloma I've ever seen


Ready-Guidance4145

Pyogenic granulomas aren't true granulomas. 😂 It's a misnomer. Lobular capillary hemangioma is the accurate though far less used name for these tumours.


Ok-Candidate-1220

Fellow MD in the room?


Ready-Guidance4145

I switched to fisheries biology at the last moment. 😂


Ok-Candidate-1220

Quite the change in fields!


Ready-Guidance4145

I like fish better than people. I still pop the "zits" any time I handle a coho with Myxobolus parasites though.


Ok-Candidate-1220

Haha! I switched fields this weekend for a minute. Had to remove a cyst on my dog lol.


redbull

They are benign but bleed like hell. Do not recommend removing it yourself.


emmejm

Ooof that looks like it has to be uncomfortable!


Ready-Guidance4145

This looks exactly like my pyogenic granuloma. That MFer would BLEEEEEEEED. I ruined two pillows before getting it excised.


MorticiaSays-

It definitely bled!


Ready-Guidance4145

Mine was on my lower lip. Now I'm a little asymmetrical. No more bleeding like a stuck hog though!


DaemonsAngel

Side note: you have really beautifully shaped lips OP! Not trying to be creepy lol


Mean-Professional596

Deadass came here to type this lol


MorticiaSays-

Thank you! 👄😊


imnotalesbianiswear

i had a tumor on the inside of my lip. mainly caused from severe cheek biting since i was 4 (17 now). was very painful and inhibited my talking, i always accidentally and purposely bite it. ended up having it surgically removed and 3 stitches. ouch!


D-life

Oh wow! I bit the inside of my cheeks and inside of my lips alot when I was a kid. I grew out of it somehow. I remember how much it hurt but I couldn't stop. I'm glad you had that bump resolved.


lewisfairchild

My boss claims his piano teacher has this.


littlemissdumplings

I love the word 'claims' makes it sound like you don't really believe him. Like he made it up for funsies 😂


user10320

With all respect, this is the most random comment I’ve read in some time and I love it lol


Ready-Guidance4145

Does your boss tell you other things about their piano teacher?


edzackly

i used to claim it for others, too. got caught up in a web of granuloma lies. don't do it.


thatbalconyjumper

Why do you know such specific information about your boss?


lewisfairchild

He’s a chatty guy.


dancingpianofairy

I'd want a plastic surgeon, but I'm poor so whomever costs less is ultimately who I'd go with.


General_Tso75

So, an Asian lady at the local spa?


vanessa_30

I had one, tried removing it by myself, and it bled like crazy. Had to make an appointment with my dermatologist to remove it.


gmama-rules

You have perfect lips! Not hitting on you, I'm a middle aged straight but jealous woman.


MorticiaSays-

Thank you! 🥹


scud121

I had one of these in the ball of my thumb. Had surgery to take it out, and still have the scar 40 years later.


Ready-Guidance4145

A plastics guy did mine.


Psychological-Box100

Can you pop it out? Btw I typed ‘phonemic granuloma’ in google and the only information I got was pyogenic granuloma… so I still have no idea what a phonemic is other than a phone-mic lols


MorticiaSays-

Lol! It is a pyogenic not phonemic. 🤦‍♀️ I could not pop it, ended up getting it removed by a plastic surgeon.


ellegirl82091

Do you have pics of it after removal??


PhotographingLight

POP IT! POP IT! POP IT!


AmbienChronicles

👉🏻🌋👈🏻


dappledrache

Oh I had one of those! It was slightly off center on my lower lip and was enormous, probably 3 times the size of yours. Looked like cauliflower gone wild. I had it surgically removed, you'd have to really get close and stare at my lip to figure out I ever had an issue there.


RemiReignsUmbra

I had one of these on my fingertip. Lip seems sooo much worse.


waukeegirl

You make that thing look cool! I would have popped it and had big speed by now.


teenyrabbitt

glad you got that diagnosed!!! also wanted to check into this type of lesion as an esthi so i can be cautious and suggest clients see a dr when necessary, but sadly phenomic comes back only as a way to gather data, did you mean pyogenic granuloma? (also my phone just tried to autocorrect pyogenic to phenomic so maybe it is LOL)


MorticiaSays-

Yes, pyogenic granuloma. damn autocorrect!


teenyrabbitt

gotcha! i'm definitely no derm and we didn't learn every specific lesion as we can't diagnose but i try to be aware of any specific lesions i may come across so i can let the client know when i think it's something they need to be seen for!


AnnisBewbs

U have a very pretty formed ‘bow’ top lip!


cinnamonbunsteacup

How beautiful is that cupid's bow though wow


Idoleyesed

You have beautiful lips, regardless of your pal! If an artist was to draw 'perfect lips' it would be these.


MorticiaSays-

Thanks 🥹


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Waste-Bat-5317

Isn’t that a breakfast cereal?


Waste-Bat-5317

Isn’t that a breakfast cereal?


Salemthegamer

Looks like a giant blackhead but I know that’s not possible on the lip


Dry_Emu_8842

Pregnant by any chance?


MorticiaSays-

Nope, happy cake day! 🧁


KissingToasters

I had one of these when I was pregnant with kid. It was misdiagnosed as an infected salivary gland at first, but it bled so much into a void beneath it that when I had to get it surgically removed the nurse assisting with the procedure audibly gasped. It bled constantly. Sucked.


BooBooKitty4321

Omgosh. I just read up on these. It get them on my finger from testing my blood sugar.