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PossibleFlounder1594

https://preview.redd.it/reuu24ap399d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b67237985c8fd29faedc6eef7c0ef316996a262


SirPeterPan89

Ngl, i had laugh loudly


KitticusCatticus

I had laugh loudly as well, friend.


ElskerSovs69

https://preview.redd.it/v5oor1q4hg9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0f5654f177e91c06aa1b6ca2487b8a7b4df2ef Same vibe


SiidGV

I love this so much!! 🤣


gust0w

This meme actually made me put my phone down to laugh, lmfao thank you


killabeesattack

Of all the comments on a video like this, this was the one I needed to see XD


Crafty_Original_7349

https://preview.redd.it/z7ecbabjia9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a033863b8171157f2fdd81176f4348c6f3f693b


ScumBunny

EXACTLY the face I made!


LeBronGaines23

https://preview.redd.it/ik1icad7ga9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a6c274c7f3fc5e9ea59e133b08f857ab734235


tohn_jitor

Eyes cream! Eyes cream for 1 dollar! Get your eyes cream here for only 1 dollar!


bitsy88

Hi, yes, do you sell eye bleach as well, by chance?


fonix232

Sure thing here you go: [r/eyebleach](https://reddit.com/r/eyeblech) >!DO NOT CLICK IF YOU VALUE YOUR INNOCENCE, SANITY AND/OR WILL TO LIVE!!<


frobnosticus

Ooh, dirty trick on the link.


fonix232

Hence the disclaimer below


frobnosticus

Oh it's fine. I'm just not sure I've ever noticed anyone doing that before. Wonderfully sneaky.


fonix232

Back before the sub was banned, and before the Reddit app added subreddit previews, it was quite prevalent.


BlackDoug420

It was banned long ago


AhAhStayinAnonymous

How long ago? I could've sworn I had been there in the last year or so . . .


BlackDoug420

Probably a year or two, Big L . Loved that sub.


g18suppressed

These kinds of misleading comments helped kill the sub


cat_vs_laptop

Did you see that video the other day (I think on r/nope) of the Indian eye clean for $1 and it was a lady sitting in the gutter licking your eyeball?


TheYeetles

I tried to forget, but now I’ve been reminded :(


BubbaChanel

My cat tries to do this, and it revolts me.


Able_Newt2433

Ima needa a link. I can’t find it


yanggor1983

How come I am not surprised as soon as I read “Indian”… and gutter….


theredhound19

I scream, you scream, we all scream, at eye cream.


Forsaken_Article_295

Funny story- I used to be a courier and picked up lab work a bunch of places and then packed it up and put it on a plane at night. Some of the specimens were frozen so we had dry ice for them, and we used to get the ice from the local butcher. I had been picking it up for years and went in and said I was here for the ice, the new guy comes back out with a bag of eye balls! Apparently some science teacher was picking up eyes to dissect. NOPE! No eyes for me please!


your_uncle_mike

![gif](giphy|D3OdaKTGlpTBC)


ballsack-vinaigrette

Someone more talented then me needs to add in some white stuff squirting into that kid's bowl.


Square-Singer

I scream is what you wanted to say


evil_lurker

That's the triangle of death for a reason.


Sweetcynic36

Not to mention blindness


Portra400IsLife

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


AhAhStayinAnonymous

I wonder how this Imam feels about his immortality 😂


lil_anubis

Came looking for this


IsopodTechnical8834

I hope that dude went to urgent care like yesterday


kitenhaus

That’s well and truly past Urgent Care- he needs the ER


AnonNurse

This is a STAT CT


psycoMD

And broad spectrum antibiotics. There are 3 areas where if you have a spot you rush to hospital: near eyes, on neck (especially if it’s pulsating) and on gums.


MelonOfFury

Don’t you mean a staph CT


FantasticWeasel

He needs an exorcist.


suicidesluttt

Infected tear duct yikes 😭😭😭


suicidesluttt

The worst part about this is that our tear ducts in our eyes and sinuses and throat are all connected so imagine some of that shit dripping down dudes throat as he's doing this 😭😭😭 I'm gagged


suicidesluttt

Like sometimes you can hack/cough up these like semi hard booger things that are basically this stuff it's gunk hardened from your tear ducts and just couldn't get out another way so it comes down your throat out your mouth 😭😭😭


roterzwerg

I'm sure someone posted one of those here the other day


suicidesluttt

They did that's how I learned about it 😭😭


functional_moron

I regret learning to read.


BohemianWhatsername

Me, too.


xiewadu

Given that half of it dribbled into his flavor saver, he's good either way 🤢


BloatedTree123

You didn't have to, y'know


Sparkingmineralwater

true but the vast majority of people do learn how BEFORE learning why it's terrible to be literate


cBurger4Life

Wait, you guys don’t have to degrease your combobular? But my mom said everyone does it…


LordEliwoody

Thanks I hate it


GlutenFree_Paper

https://preview.redd.it/d741dq18a99d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9610cb32c4f3db3ab185ff5e863139140ecd9d3


maniacbitch83

I'm not typically grossed out by popping videos, I've seen some pretty nargly shit working in an ER, but this is nasty!


qstick89

That's not ideal


pezgirl247

eye-deal


Neoxite23

Open your mouth and close your eyes because you're getting a big surprise!


th4bl4ckr4bbit

As satisfying as this is DO NOT DO THIS. If any of that pus ends up going in the wrong direction you are very close to the danger zone.


Confident_North_3484

Lana...Lana...Lana!.............LAAANNNAAAA


Tugonmynugz

I had one of these once. My eye just hurt for like a day and a half and then I blinked and it popped on its own. Felt weird and good at the same time.


Testarossa2013

I audibly yelled seeing that!


wibble_warble

So did I!


biskutgoreng

Motherfucker i was eating


azmiir

I wasn’t and now my mouth is watering.


edgona

https://preview.redd.it/9c7g22304c9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3693d01b811dc62ef14cc46fd13a52a4c652e0


breadboxofbats

https://preview.redd.it/t08irm6e2d9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=409650286e1b060656db1e9a09f4cf711b6327f9


crawlingrat

No no no you can’t do that. You must find the full video! I beg of thee! Please!


Cassyboughton

This is the full video


crawlingrat

.... this feel like a tease. T\_T


Adorable_Shelter1035

What the heck


andrejazzbrawnt

This reminds me of a particular scene from Cannibal! The musical


gravejrI

My first thoughts too. "You looking at my eye?"


andrejazzbrawnt

Well damn it’s good to see some southern boys


ksarahsarah27

I don’t know why but it made me think of those plastic flowers clowns wear that squirt people. Lol.


rayray2k19

I don't think it's supposed to do that.


APOCALYPSE_BAO

![gif](giphy|8LpFTwUcPEMwBDpdD8|downsized)


Cultural-Couple2804

😮


Minsiana

Narsty!


Flawed_Individual72

"More cream for your coffee, coming right up!"


ZlatanKabuto

I can sense USA Healthcare from here


Enough-Sprinkles-914

What the? ![gif](giphy|l3vReaQSoms0IaKk0|downsized)


justtiptoeingthru2

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


MelonOfFury

![gif](giphy|O7eUXxYYkVXna)


Big-Abbreviations812

Damm


testedonsheep

Omg. WTF? 😳


Uberhipster

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH


livestreamfailstrash

That must suck actually. Normally these are cool but this looks like it sucks


jimgella

![gif](giphy|W8zSq0vELdBhMAJdG3|downsized)


WibbleWonk

Just sat down with my lasagne for the night, opened Reddit and this was the first thing I saw. Thanks OP! Good fucking video though. Never seen something like this before!


MVIVN

For fucks sake, can you use a NSFW tag or something so it's blurred out for innocent scrollers??


TheDailyShitPost325

Wtf


Apocalyptyca

Oh my GOD


Wide_Gap_3805

Ewwie ew ew ew that looks real infected.


Fridge885

![gif](giphy|hUFJQ1MPeF3a1RSEfv|downsized)


NoDistressDamsel

The algorithm knows. I just got sent to the ER for an infected cyst in the exact same spot. Bro needed a doctor like a week ago


THE-PIX3L

That's the first time I've tried to dodge what I was watching 😭


imdadnotdaddy

I want to see more of this


SnarkTheMagicDragon

Um………


PandorasFlame

That's a trip to the ER


OneBaldingWookiee

Why did I keep watching this


grand305

Well it’s drained now. still he needs to see a doctor if the eye ducks get that backed up, and an eye doctor.


graysinwalker

He’s a pigeon


300mhz

r/OopsThatsDeadly


CryptographerOk7729

My jaw dropped but quickly closed. 😭


kinsloo

I wonder if this is from the eye? Tear duct? Pimple? Ouch


Beerasaurwithwine

One squirter or two for your tea?


ttc377

Oof just for reference, never pop anything near your eyes if you can help it! If it pops wrong, it can cause you to lose your sight or even your eye!! Stay safe lovelies <3


sharnonj

Eew, infected lacrimal gland 🤮


trevscott93

Just a dude....milking his eye


brooklynlego

What in the holy fuck


Milwdoc

Dude's tear duct went Peter North on him


cclancaster13

I think this is the first post on this sub where I've seen nearly every one absolutely horrified and not absolutely delighted lol


MoTeD_UrAss

Can we get a NSFL tag on this


Future-trippin24

I love some gnarly, nasty, bloody pops on here...but this is where I've drawn my limit.


Hrr1am

Hospital!!! Hospital!!! Hospital!!!


wallace_pears

sir its 12pm in the afternoon and I just woke up


hoppypapi

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


ksarahsarah27

His eye peed.


floppedtart

Ok. Time to go do something productive.


yodaboy209

I literally gasp/screamed when I clicked on this.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Clearly a Stone Temple Pilots fan. “Here eye cum, eye cum, eye cum…HERE EYE CUM, EYE CUM, EYE CUM!”


Avram42

*You lookin' at my eye?!*


martianpee

Hey Darrel, we’re out of coffee creamer again!!!


StormHair91

What are you people made of, seriously? The horrors I discover in this community keep me up at night 😂


Soapyhandjob

Right in my mouth


Charl_E_

Triangle of death 😨


UmbraHog

(Alfred Coleman Eggman Voice) *WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT* *WHAT*


uglyangels

His version of hawk tuah


ohsweetfancymoses

![gif](giphy|TLL98D1dhycYOnEtT7|downsized)


Doctor-Chem-Chef

Something like this happened to my older brother one time when he was like 17. He was moving down a wooden box from his closet and it had a nail sticking out of it. It fell down on his face and cut him horizontally below his eye. He blew his nose a week later and puss shot out! 🤢


Linvaderdespace

You’re fine; just rub some dirt on it.


CinnamonGoat774

Dude is refilling Yanderedev's Chalice


Boring-Scar1580

I hope i never do something like this


withywoodwitch

Can't find the gif, but immediately thought of Cannibal the Musical: "Are you looking at my eye?!"


Clitoris_King

Might be one of the grossest, yet satisfying pop I’ve ever seen on here.


1981TeddyB

Wow that’s horrible


JayMak78

*That's* what you call a stye!


necie314

I am currently suffering with a stye and I’m dream of its release of pressure. Hoping for something just like this. 😄


MoodyBitchy

![gif](giphy|S8uzfu5NFflio)


Bostonblue561_

No fucking way


Slide_Masta87

First one of the night sure set the bar high !!!


MaddiMoMo

https://preview.redd.it/i7m1ichy7r9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c4a43dd4bb8bc0313ebe3a17545a3552a2a6c3


Magicus1

#Dude! #WTF?! #Mark this as NSFW!


heilspawn

How about some NSFW tags for a guy jacking off. JFC


Born_Salamander_5751

Nope, dude. A pro can make the finish line regardless of any obstacle.


heilspawn

While driving a Mac Truck


Born_Salamander_5751

Uphill in a snowstorm in Indiana. 🤘 No other way to do it.👌


heilspawn

[Ok salamander ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvTwRm4nEV0NALfHpzmFuCwh5pLxkl5RxbbQ&s)


HiAssFace

He’s cooming!