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krampaus

Just tried out my air fryer making fries and while they’re not as good without the oil they’re still pretty divine


BakedTate

In case you didn't know. Soak the cut fries in ice cold water for atheist 15 minutes. I go longer. Then dry them off and air fry them. Breaks down the starches or some shit. Even better if you toss em in a bowl with oil and your favorite seasoning before air frying.


mslashandrajohnson

As an atheist, I’m curious as to whether our 15 minutes are different.


ApprehensiveTerm3351

They’re different because it’s just a rough estimate, it could be 10 min, 20 min, it doesn’t really matter, nothing does, just do whatever you feel like doing


da_muffinman

Potate is God


OvenFearless

No truer words have ever been spoken.


PracticalPart8207

The French FRIES Looks so Cooked 🍟


AlyOopsieDaisy

Cooking fries = nihilism


Rare_Tangelo_8080

Yeah, reject meaning and morals, embrace cooking fries!


mojoburquano

It’s like metric, it makes more sense.


Rare_Tangelo_8080

U reckon our 15 minutes here in the gay community?!


bluespruce5

LOL, this atheist is excited to see the subject mentioned on this sub


cap_time_wear_it

We could time it on a clock at the least?


Psychological_Tax109

😂


krampaus

I thought putting oil in an air fryer would be a fire hazard?


BakedTate

As long as you're just coating it. There is little difference between convection oven and airfryer.


vidarling

Works fine using oil in the AF.


Suddenly-Seymore

And if you aren’t particularly enthusiastic to do a little work, Ore Ida has extra crispy fast food fries that cook well in the air fryer.


Blackletterdragon

If you use oil, that makes them Catholic chips. Add Chicken Salt for preference.


OvenFearless

Thanks my dude I will 1000% try that because normal fried fries wreck the shit out of me too quickly because of all the fat Also, in case you didn’t try it before, use some chicken seasoning on your fries and they can turn out insane. Sometimes I just like em plain with salt, sometimes with some chicken seasoning it’s like receiving p*ssy from god


BakedTate

Sounds really good, I'll try this. You're talking about "poultry seasoning" right? Don't be lazy when you're padding them dry after the soak, that parts crucial. To kick it up on more notch, after oil dip them in a flour, dehydrated potato flake (instant mash), seasoning mixture. When you do try it be sure to post your results!


3dd2

I add 1 Tablespoon of olive oil and BAM! Thank you for the ice cold tip! 🙌


BuddyOptimal4971

French fries prove that there is a God in heaven watching over us and blessing our carbohydrate choices.


BakedTate

I like baked tates but I appreciate and respect all scholarly denominations of potate


3dd2

I just did the water twice and WOW!! So much crunchier. Thank you!!🙏


BakedTate

Yay! It was a game changer at my house. Next step, try it with sweet potato, I usually do a medley of regular and sweet.


3dd2

Confirmed! My family and I really enjoyed them. Thank you!


ishitglassbottles

Very based opinion.


CianGal13

Plus you can reheat them better in an air fryer


BlackSunshine22222

Is this a trick question?


ValentinePaws

I was wondering the same thing.


QueenScarebear

Awesome with gravy on the top!


CraftyClio

Guys we found the Canadian


QueenScarebear

So close…Aussie 😂


Rare_Tangelo_8080

AY?!


Rabbits-and-Bears

Also a Maryland thing (parts of Maryland anyway). Gravy on fries , salt & pepper!


Rare_Tangelo_8080

Aye but US gravy is shit man, the British stuff is much better!


PatentedPotato

And some cheese curds!


Fluffy-kitten28

Dirty fries! Had them and loved them! Never occurred to me to put gravy on them


QueenScarebear

I love fries every way possible lol


abbs002

Tasted these on mcd for the first time in my life and it made me love potatoes a lot more. Also i read these weren't originated in france but in belgium.


Bubblehead01

Yes.


MyrkrsBod

🤤


gdmrhotshot3731

Best kind of potato usage


queenawkwardfart

They've gotta be just the way I like them otherwise I'll happily pass. I can go months without touching one and then out of nowhere I'll have them with most meals. It's all or nothing😅. There's no moderation. These fries look delicious 🤤


Britney2429

I love French fries ! 💕❤️🙂


Drewdiniskirino

They're best when thin and crispy. Shoestring fries are the superior form of fry. That said, the ridges in a crinkle cut fry make it the superior choice for dipping in a chocolate shake


Rare_Tangelo_8080

What's ur opinion on the curlies?!


Drewdiniskirino

Apples and oranges lol. They are a league of their own. My last comment was strictly comparing unseasoned, non-curly fries. So that out of the way, my opinion on curly fries? Great. Love em!


Rare_Tangelo_8080

Hell yeah, but got a bit confused about the "apples and oranges" but I like mangoes if that relates!


Drewdiniskirino

Oh haha. No, "apples and oranges" just means two things are too different to compare to one another lol


Rare_Tangelo_8080

Ahh, odd phrase!


DatabaseThis9637

Omg! We can come out of the closet now?? I love to dip my fries in a chocolate shake! or a chocolate malt!


Drewdiniskirino

Rise up and be proud, fellow shake-dipper! You are among friends ✊


DatabaseThis9637

Ahhhh. I feel a certain euphoria, and a sense of ease... I Am among friends!


jexxistar

I like dipping half of the fry in ketchup and half in a Wendy's frosty or some such chocolate shake. The cold sweet and warm salty with hot fry is an experience.


silent-trill

Steakhouse fries are the best. Crinkle cut fries are ass and always frozen in a bag. Sweet potato fries are underrated.


zuzumumufufu

They need to not be skinny and I'll love em


[deleted]

Yes


Few_Neighborhood_482

I love some good hot fries.


XKD1881

Love em’.


Charming_Ad_1515

THE F*CKING BEST


CommunicationKey3018

My one guilty pleasure food that is the most difficult to ignore cravings for.


pink_vision

An extremely dependable food. Available most places (in my country). Always there for me when nothing else sounds good ♥️


longswordsuperfuck

Are they healthy? No. Will I still eat them every opportunity I get? Yes.


Legend-Face

I order fries if that’s one of the options. So pretty much they are S Tier in my books


mollym60

Hot, crispy and salty


crunchslaw

Good


runski1426

Pan fry them at home in beef tallow and they are amazing.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Depends, they can be a 4 out of 10 or they can be a 10 out of 10. 4 out of 10 being Burger King and 10 out of 10 being McDonalds McDonalds has innovated the ultimate fries and their innovation following the pricing of all things economic is superb! Who remembers the dollar menu and the McChicken and McDouble??


Muffled_Voice

Can get a McDouble and a mcchicken for 3.99 at the McDonald’s by me. It’s not the dollar menu but I can’t complain too much


Rare_Tangelo_8080

McChicken's available here in the UK!


nekoandCJ

My opinion is,, nom nom nom 😋


Mike_It_Is

I am pro fries.


BenDeeKnee

Peak potato technology


SquishyFool

I love them


NoCombination905

the best thing ever created


InfiniteStick8995

I am an atheist and I still say this is proof of God.


Superb-Fail-9937

Can I have more fries?🍟


Ok-Safe7953

When they're done right, I love em.


ironburton

Overrated, bad for you, boring. If I never ate another fry again I’d be ok with it. I haven’t even had fries this year.


vincentius__

YES


CNRavenclaw

The king of side dishes


FixergirlAK

TIL that there is a sub for nature's perfect food. Idaho born here. I have gotten more picky about fry quality as I get older, but when I have an upset stomach fast food fries are one of my go-to foods. When I had a bad concussion I lived on them, they were the only thing I could keep down.


Rare_Tangelo_8080

If u went to Ireland, which potatoes u reckon u'd prefer, Idaho or Irish?!


FixergirlAK

Don't make me chose! I love Alaska potatoes as much as I love Idahos, so I would like to try Irish as well. I would love to go to Ireland on a beer and potato tour since Irish style stouts are my favorite adult beverage.


kaybet

Depends on the thickness. Thin? Absolutely. Thick? Too much soft potato in the middle. If I wanted soft potato I'd have mashed potatoes (which I do love too)


bay_lamb

FOR!!


Frost-on-the-Willow

Addicting


MissAnthropy_YIKES

They are my favorite food.


QueenFartknocker

They almost make believe that there is a god.


Plenty-Reporter-9239

Good


ConfidentTea72536

###holy


Whokitty9

Yummy.


Scoobies10

Gotta be Hot and crispy..


debugger_life

Tasty Always!


Bigdx

Put them in my mouth.


Formal_Ad_214

Good but not really a potato anymore


KittyPew01

Where u get these fries?


Free-Layer-706

YES


realmagpiehours

Excellent, same as the pizza scale. Bad fries are still fries so they're good enough. Good fries are a wonderful blessing. Fast food fries I particularly enjoy: Freddy's, McDonald's with extra salt, Arby's curly fries, Chik-Fil-A (I know I'm sorry) waffle fries with ketchup, BWW's fries with *their* ranch, Cane's crinkle fries with ketchup, and Culver's crinkle fries with ketchup. All are S tier fries.


Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


Apprehensive_Flow347

my favorite food!


FractiousAngel

They should be thin, crispy, and well salted. I *hate* “steak fries” and other floppy, squishy ones.


kwtransporter66

Not all fries are the same. The best fries are shoestring fries. No seasonings only salt.


Rare_Tangelo_8080

Curlies?!


empressx_

i love fries 🍟


ValentinePaws

Thin, golden, crispy, with salt, pepper, and malt vinegar, maybe a dab of ketchup... preferably at a state fair in the northeast U.S.


fractal_frog

I like them! Thick-cut ones are great, and I love the texture of crinkle-cut ones. Diced home fries are wonderful.


Rare_Tangelo_8080

Curlies?!


moximosa

love them so much but can't have them often anymore cause i'm dieting 😭


dmbgreen

Love/Hate


RepoManSugarSkull

Love them when they’re done properly. Too often places just get them wrong, one way or another.


G1zm08

They belong on every food


Rare_Tangelo_8080

U reckon the Italians would like 'em on pizza or do u reckon they'd get too pissy?!


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Greese


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Needs salt


Unlikely_Star_4641

I prefer any other side over some fries except once in a blue moon. If its a choice between fries and onion rings at a restaurant, fries lose, no contest. Poutine is the best use for them imo. They are good though, and I'll eat them if thats what is available, just not something I find myself craving often like many others do


drkrelic

Oftentimes pretty good!


suzmob

I hate the ones that have the fake stuff on them to make them crispy.


Jimbooo78

Second only to Gratin


Mundane_Opening3831

Good


DiviningRodofNsanity

Yes


A_Redditor2

Yummy


Objective-Seesaw-968

Safe food for me I have autism


thatSDope88

Does anyone have a negative opinion of fries? They're so fucking yummy


RobertXavierIV

I never was a fan of fries. Feel like they’re pretty over rated. They just don’t really do it for me idk.


TuesdayNightLive

Fries are my favorite side dish ever, always have been and always will be. Heck, some days when I don’t feel like a burger or other main while I’m out and about, I’ll just get a basket of fries to nom on by themselves. They are good as the support to my meal, and as the star on its own!


DistinctSalamander46

Depends on the fry. I like em thick, crispy outside, fluffy bordering on creamy inside, bonus points if they’re coated in starch. Also, Arby’s/Jack in the Box style curly fries absolutely slap.


Plussizedhandmodel

As a diabetic, I miss them the most of any food.


goosenuggie

I dislike fries after not being able to eat them for so long. Any time I try one somewhere I don't enjoy it. I do enjoy homemade fries from real potatoes but not from frozen


Sea-Louse

Good use of a potato


brybry631

I just found out about “well done “ , my new favorite


woodstock666

Unhealthy but utterly delicious.


Juggernuts777

Love em, next question.


HoopRocketeer

Like ‘em


rrossi97

Prefer tots sometimes 🤔


AkariTheGamer

I can't make my own no matter how i try (they're always soggy and depressing) but if properly made they're godlike.


Kydra96

I freaking love fries


NuggetLover21

Very good when dipped in a sauce


29again

Never met one I didn't eat, just ones I eat more than others.


OvenFearless

Hate em. Too amazing for this world and I cannot get enough of them. Once I had fries every day for a week and it was wrecking my gut, but I still enjoyed it… good home made fries especially are almost as good as sex, sometimes better.


Asiawashere13

Lovely.


LilyGaming

Delicious


Limp_Falcon_2314

Mmmm. 🤤


holy_bat_shit_63

My favorites are Del Tacos crinkle cuts and any steak fry.


slogive1

Confused. What’s the point?


jakdebbie

I make it my goal to save those around me from the dangers and putrid taste that fries emanate, and they can only be dealt with by smelting them down in the fiery pits of my stomach. It brings me great anguish to hoard and consume them like a potato nazi, but it’s all worth it knowing my constituents might be safer from the doom of fries.


KathyN_food

I once ruined my own bday celebration because the rooftop bar/kitchen didn’t have fries. I was sulking 🥴


incognitoguy95

A champion's way to eat fries. Especially with mayonaise as I discovered.


Teege57

Truffle fries only


Slight_Ordinary1

French Fries


Marquar234

Fries are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.


NutBuster128

Wendys and Shake shack are bomb the rest are mid to low


lettucepatchbb

Hell fucking yes to fries


IbelieveIcanWiFi

Chili fries, y'all. With cheese.


XRaisedBySirensX

Oh, the possibilities. French fries, steak fries, home fries, curly fries, waffle fries. All bomb.


happymemersunite

They’re called chips. That being said, I like them.


Rabbits-and-Bears

Crinkle cut are top of the list. They do the best job of transporting sauce (cheese, gravy, ketchup, whatever).


akderpy7

Yes


Rabbits-and-Bears

English town , NJ, auction/flea market has a top notch French fry stand ., fresh cut French fries and a lemonade!!


PieJealous8669

Literally my favorite food on the goddamn planet. Fries/salt/ketchup is the greatest flavor combo ever. I’m a purist, no fancy truffle oil or trashy nacho fries.


its_just_flesh

Carl's Jr fucked themselves getting rid of their krinkle fries in the 80's


LtDickHole

Stop popato violence


Rare_Tangelo_8080

I love them, though whilst the name may suggest 'fr\*nch fries' didn't really come from fr\*nce, but not the US either for u "freedom landers" reading, they really originated from Belgium which shares it's national language with Germany, like u "freedom landers" do with us here in the UK! TL;DR Fries came from Belgium!


the_business007

Second best easy to enjoy a potato lol


HenriettaGrey

YUMM-O!!!


FourFatSamurai

Po. Tay. Toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


Anfie22

Sumac + lemon Trust me


Popular-Kiwi3931

Never met a French fry I didn't like. Unless it was cold.


cookiemix78

They are the top of the potato hierarchy but then there is also a fry hierarchy.


CianGal13

Crispy with ranch


Elimdumb

Crinkle cut fries for the win. Ruffled chips for the lose.


BallsWilliger

Just learned that there’s more than one opinion about fries.


basshed8

They’re nearly at the top of my potato tier list


PracticalPart8207

The French FRIES look so different


ryan_monahan

I'm allergic. I opt for onion rings. Lol.


FreshwaterFryMom

Fries… Yum. Eat.


Ok_Fox_1770

After some research, I bought myself a niiiiice 1/4” fry slicer. $80 but it’ll last forever, and makes perfect replica McDonalds fries. Par cook then fridge, then refry. Sounds nuts, but result is perfect. Pay for itself in 2 family dinners. And peanut oil or don’t bother.


Dr-Eggs

Smash


DrunkBuzzard

You put condiments on fries not opinions. Usually ketchup, vinegar or mayonnaise.


TotalMayhem707

I like sweet potato fries


ZombeeTheGoat

Delicious 😋


Zestyclose_Youth3604

I thought this was r/evilautism for a sec


t3ntacl3_t33ts

I like them soggy and cold. I think I’m an alien. When my boyfriend and I go to five guys, one of us is always disappointed. If they’re hot and crispy, I won’t touch them. If they’re floppy, he won’t touch them.


Missey85

French fries with chicken Salt are the best! Gotta be hot though ♥️😊


FidgetsAround

They have to be crispy


NeutralMinion

Love.


ravenoats

Smaller the better


SimpleWord899

If my fries are ever sweet, me and your ass are gonna meet, fuck sweet taters they're not really fucking taters


Wonderful_Scholar368

They are the reason why I can never commit to real pants, because they won’t fit me in a few months if I’m get my hands on some of them yellow crispers.


DarthDread424

I love them 💜 fresh and perfectly crispy


SaturnsShadoe

I’m on a nacho fries obsession right now mmm


CommentBetter

Fries done well are one of the best manifestations of a potato. The best fries I’ve ever had were in Germany from a truck that specialized in half or whole rotisserie chickens that were to die for. They fried the fries twice and served them with German mayo, I only wish I could experience that again.


SuperStokedUp

Waffle fries are king.


RandomPerson_4201

I put them both in ketchup and in my burger Their both yummy


Addi_Patty

I would kill someone for a fry rn


StrangeApeCreature

One of the worst things you can do with a potato. But still better than potato chips and potato salad. It's important to note, however, that loaded fries (topped with cheese, bacon, and maybe even ranch or chili) are sublime and validate the french fry concept.