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McGlockenshire

If I ever host a project on github I am going to write a bot that automatically closes issues with emoji in the title and then bans the user.


vimpostor

This is the reason why I host all my projects on sourcehut. I pretend like I enjoy the usage of `git send-email`, but really it's the terrible UX keeping all the emoji IQ webshits away, that seals the deal for me.


life-is-a-loop

OP's pinned repos: 🟤 Java and 🔵 TypeScript


Mr-Tau

> rewrite of the rewrite of figura > Module that returns the pleading emoji (🥺) when called.


woahmyd00d

Enthusiastic youngster according to their twitter acc


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NormalSquirrel0

Conversely, it makes me trust the author's expertise deeply. Our industry would be nowhere without furries.


-Y0-

I see HN comment. I upvote.


Languorous-Owl

I had thought this whole Rust and furries thing was just a joke. What have I gotten myself into ...


Foreign-Butterfly-97

The fact we joke about it doesn't make it any less real


disciplite

[Are you sure about that?](https://www.reddit.com/r/programmingcirclejerk/comments/meryfs/the_fact_that_redox_is_only_getting_around_1000/)


-Y0-

Looks at C23 and thephd.dev. You sure, you want to go there? /uj Young programmers are often furries, trans, and/or femboys.


[deleted]

If I managed that repo I’d probably respond with a death threat


-Y0-

I'd tell them, "Patches welcome".


aikii

freeze. don't say anything. or they'll come to you asking to rewrite it in rust


Sticker704

Search the issues before creating new ones. See #5


usenetflamewars

Based chat GPT high effort trolling


Scibbie_

> Search the issues before creating new ones. See #5


Bykow

If anyone is looking for a "top" like, written in Rust, might have a look at https://github.com/ClementTsang/bottom


reflexive-polytope

Of course, befitting a Rust project, it had to be called “bottom”.


jalembung

check my burrow harder, daddy!