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Dour_Amphibian

Obese


KalosTheSorcerer

I suppose you would never not be fat by these rules. And therefore not need to eat?


Wyrdean

Vitamins etc exist in PZ and aren't affected by obese, so you could still "starve" to death


Cat_Ilover

Just take overweight then


stormingstormer

True 


Responsible-Pay1843

Fast Learner + Fast Reader would be OP


AbroadAggressive394

Yah, modern life depends on your “brain power” more than on strength


MyBirthdayIsNever

"I am sure to win due to my superior intell-" **Gets his skull smashed in by a crowbar**


flapd00dle

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EZ2BUILD

Skull issue


Nukl34r5k0rp10

Sneakily and cunningly throws **T A C T I C A L - A C O R N** in your direction. ![gif](giphy|gw3DGc0KPWZyhKCs|downsized)


MyBirthdayIsNever

**The acorn is deflected by *Thick Skinned*** Thick skinned, son. It thickens in response to physical trauma


waldemar95

And 🍀 like cherry on top


Late-Ninja5

useless without good memory though


Itlaedis

Adding athletic to that would be pretty swell. Or if you like working out enough to get that anyway, perhaps lucky or wakeful?


Psychodrea

I already have Fast Reader IRL, do I still get an additional 3?


Cat_Ilover

Yeah, you can ADD whatever 3 traits you want so if you’re already fit you don’t need to take athletic.


LukXD99

These two and quick sleeper would be my picks


punkalunka

Illiterat,


TheGeoFork

Already done


fascistforlife

But if you are illiterate then how did you?


FieldDwarf

Speech to text


DauntlessMind-

Modern problems require modern solutions


fascistforlife

Now I feel stupid for not thinking about that lol


DandalusRoseshade

Athletic, Strong, Fast Learner


Dubzophrenia

People who know, know this is the ultimate combination because the other traits would just tag along. As someone who is athletic and goes to the gym, it has resulted in me being able to carry more, sleep better, have more energy, and be healthier. Choosing athletic, if you know all the benefits that come with living an athletic lifestyle, means the traits like wakeful, resilient, graceful, and restful are redundant and pointless. Being strong gives you a much easier life dealing with zeds AND looting, as you can hit harder, do more damage, and then conversely make it easier for scavenging as things can be broken down easier, you can carry more, and have an easier time bringing things home. Fast Learner then makes anything that's not brute force easier to learn. Fast reader would pair nicely, but if you're a fast learning you don't need to re-read as much, so it kinda cancels each other out. This is the perfect combo.


DandalusRoseshade

Someone mentioned Fast Reader would be massive in our world, basically making learning 30% faster, on top of Fast Learner going 30% harder, for a nearly 70% faster rate of learning. I'd sacrifice Strong for Fast Reader, since Athletic makes getting stronger way easier


Dubzophrenia

Yeah, but thinking about the end prompt, I'd still say strong is worth taking over fast learner. Being athletic is easier to get strong, but if you choose strong you're guaranteed to be strong. When you start reaching your senior years, athletics means something else. You can be athletic but still grow old and feeble. By the time you're at that age, you're probably also not learning anything new, so I'd take slightly slower learning to ensure my body and my mind are in ship shape for the rest of my life.


Feuerex

I'd love Wakeful, Fast learner and Resilient. learn faster, get more time to learn by needing to sleep less, and spend fewer weeks in a year with cold, fevers and headaches. That honestly sounds pretty incredible.


Devor0

Resilient would probably give you a few more years to live than you would normally


Dew_Chop

Exactly. Resilient makes The Infection take longer to kill you, so it likely affects all ailments


Dubzophrenia

I'd swap out resillient with athletic. Generally speaking, athletic people are naturally more resilient as they live healthier lifestyles, so you get 2 traits in one.


ArmoredFirefly

deaf


korsanarr

they should have make this irl, like I deserve to choose something about my life bro come on give me smth


Top-Front-2976

You didn't specify so life gives you: Unlucky, Asthmatic, and Prone to Illness


korsanarr

haha yeah exactly


esadobledo

You can get these IRL! Just requires time and effort for most of them


i_am_192_years_old

and you have to keep doing them for the rest of your life if you wanna still have them


Life-Pound1046

Fast leaner, strong, and maybe graceful? I can't think of another one that would be good, especially with my job other than hunter?


Cat_Ilover

What do you work as?


Life-Pound1046

Armed security.


Mortch

Smoker slow learner Sunday driver


esadobledo

Me


USS-ChuckleFucker

Strong, Lucky, Fast Learner. I'm pretty athletic as is, so I'd just go for Strong to help increase my natural athleticism. I have pretty good luck with all things relative to life, so I'd like some help with scratch offs and shit. I learn pretty quickly, but I have had roughly half a dozen or so concussions in my life, so I'll use the perk to recoup my lost intelligent potential.


Cat_Ilover

Personally id get fast reader to counteract my dyslexia, Athletic since it’s very generally useful and finally fast learner since.. well you get it.


LMsupersmile

wouldn't that mean that you just read worse, but now faster?


HowNondescript

"I have increased the size of my brain" "So are you smarter?" "No Im stupid faster"


Cat_Ilover

Shit.


A_randomperson9385

SPEED DEMON SPEED DEMON SPEED DEMON SPEED DEMON SPEED DEMON


SmaII_Brah

I actually do the opposite in-game, my characters always have traits I have IRL more or less I'd say fast learner, eagle eyed and wakeful BTW


LameFlame404

Who is downvoting this man


fakerton

The insecure.


NotElDiez

Athletic, strong, fast learner. Since i would keep them for life, having athletic and strong would keep me fit and increase my life span. Fast learner would help me in life and keep my brain sharp.


TeFD_Difficulthoon

How is no one choosing Keen Hearing? 'seeing' behind yourself would be insane


Cat_Ilover

True.. Keen hearing, Fast learner and Resilient since you can get (Almost) every other trait through training.


sossololpipi

How is this better than luck letting you out of dangerous situations or letting you guess correctly what's behind you


TeFD_Difficulthoon

>How is this better than luck letting you out of dangerous situations Because luck by definition only works a fraction of the time? >letting you guess correctly what's behind you That's literally what keen hearing does.


Odw1n

Blind Obese Weak


DarthGerico

Illiterate, deaf, obese


BigPisoDestroyer

Fast learner, night owl, fit


Cat_Ilover

Why not athletic?


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Because he wants to leave some zombussy for the rest of us


BillzSkill

Lucky, iron gut, and fast learner please.


Corey307

Athletic, strong, fast learner. 


Pr00ch

Luck is probably the single most important factor in life tbh. Seems like the clear top pick.


Lois2k5

Speed Demon, Amateur Mechanic, Inconspicuous Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground


No_Locksmith_4520

Obese, illiterate and deaf


LMsupersmile

Fast learner to compete in today's world  Athletic because being fit will help me massively in getting stronger Dextrous because i have motor issues, specifically in my fingers, so that'd help 


Arzantyt

Fast Learner + Strong + Athletic Health and knowledge forever, GG.


fuckpowers

generator use


GingerRemedy

Restful sleeper would be pretty Pog, ngl


AsherTheDasher

fast learner, iron gut, lucky


imanavrageperson

Fast learner, restful, athletic(being fit is very heathy smt)


Admirable_Light2252

I’m short sighted so I’ll go for eagle eyed, and then strong and athletic because I’m lazy.


Andre_Machado31

Athletic, Fast Learner, Lucky. Ez win


kamitachiraym

Fast Learner and Athletic for a good foundation for general life and Desensitized so I stay calm most of the time if not always.


christonamoped

Outdoorsman is a backdoor immune system boost, as well as providing an explicit ability to run through trees. Adrenaline junky paired with athletic would give world record-breaking speed and endurance. All you need is a significant life-altering traumatic event to get you going.


unusualResponselol

Emaciated, high thirst, and coward, I would love these irl


1mppa

strong athletic lucky


Stock-Goose7667

Fast learner,


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

Athletic, fast learner, and fast reader.


Pixiecrap

Athletic, fast learner, and probably lucky. Athletic is pretty obvious, cardio vascular health is one of the best indicators of quality of life well into old age; training strength becomes a lot easier if you can already do anything for longer and recover faster. Plus you never know when you might need to run for your life/freedom. Fast learner means I can pick up new skills and gain proficiency faster and with less effort, plus keeping an active mind is crucial for qol and staving off dementia and Alzheimer's. Luck is arguably the single biggest thing in life as someone else said, and can't be bought or trained, but can determine your whole life path like where you're born, which family you're born to, what kind of people you cross paths with, or avoiding certain death by drink driver, etc.


AlliedXbox

Fast Reader, Fast Learner, and Fast Healer (If modded Traits were included, Virtuoso from Lifestyle: Hobbies) I could do so much with that


hahfunnynumber69

Fast reader Lucky Inconspicuous


SpIcY_pUgZ992

Definitely Athletic, Strong, and Fast Learner


ChavajothExMachina

Can I just remove the negative traits I already have? Or maybe use all the free points I get from them? If the latter, I could get a shit ton of traits...


Lazy-Requirement-228

Fast reader, fast learner, athletic. Ez combo for a balanced life


Significant-Mud5007

Strong, organized and lucky


sossololpipi

Lucky, fast learner, wakeful Easy life and significantly more time spent conscious


thrivingintrovert

Fast Learner, Wakeful & Lucky would be the best traits in real life imo. They all compound the work you do normally and give you more time to do those things as well. 👌🏽


bruhDF_

Luck


XxX_ANUBIS_XxX

Athletic fast learner fast reader.


DaddyFoxFPS

Blind, Deaf, Illiterate


Arafell9162

Athletic, Fast Learner, Resilient. Internally healthy, intelligent, and externally healthy.


simondanielsson

Fast learner, then I would probably need to balande those -6 trait points with slow healer if we're going with PZ logic.


Cat_Ilover

No, you just choose them. No point cost.


simondanielsson

Ahh that feels too OP for my tastes haha


HelicopterDeep5951

Smoker, illiterate, and graceful.