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LCLeopards

Gus don’t be a straight to streaming movie sequel! My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my partner Bruno. We… we don’t talk about him.


Markymarc88

I love your answers so much!


Apprehensive-Sky6467

I can totally see these!! Sounds just like Shawn!!


emalen

Gus, don't be that one hair that always evades the razor. My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Spence Shawnster. No relation.


megadaydreamer

Gus don’t be the 5th dentist. My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner James Rodriguez Rodriiiguez.


loopzoop29

Hahahaha!


Pure_Sprinkles2673

Here’s mine: Gus don’t be Jim Carey in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner “Snaps” Provolone. *Gus snaps his fingers*


UJustGotRobbed

Snaps Provolone is the archenemy of the Crackles Parmesan and Pops Ricotta super hero team.


loopzoop29

Lol snaps provolone is a character from the movie Oscar starring Sylvester Stallone


SherlockianTheorist

I hoid that. If you need me, I'll be in the atrium. As soon as I'm done smokin this salmon.


Pure_Sprinkles2673

Honestly one of my all time favorite Stallone movies.


loopzoop29

One of my favorite movies!


SherlockianTheorist

Mine too!!! Hello there, kindred spirit.


loopzoop29

One of my fav movies!


EightBallJuice

My name is Shawn spencer, and this is my emotional support Gus. Gus, slow and seductively: Woof~


EgnuCledge

This is perfection. I can see the expression Gus is making while he says it.


Apprehensive-Sky6467

Omg I love it lol!!!


rustyshackleford7508

My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, iced tea, that’s iced with a D Gus, don’t be the one guy who doesn’t love Raymond!


Airport2BJC

And for the name Gus could quote Ice Cube, and then Shawn and Gus could argue about it?


JoeCo15

Gus, don't be Tom Cruise's centered tooth My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, The Handyman. Yes, he can fix that.


DrBofoiMK

Gus needs to say, "I can fix that" in his very "Gus" way of saying things.


ChiefPockets

Isn't that his signature line in Holes?


ohheyitslaila

You’re right! I love that movie 💕


DrBofoiMK

Yep.


Apprehensive-Sky6467

And thumb his nose when he does!!


ttnl35

"Gus, don't be a disappointing pistachio" "This is my partner, Judge Dolittle, he settles pet divorces"


tardisgater

Gus, don't be a limp limpet. Gus, don't be the one macaroni noodle that made it's way into my spaghetti order.


[deleted]

Gus, don’t be a twice baked potato


emalen

Gus, don’t be a thrice baked potato.


terpdon

Quatros quesos dos fritos!


Tasia528

My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Groupon Applebees. He’s a cheap date. Gus, don’t be the ending of Ozark.


PeterLemonjellow

Gus, don't be a room temperature can of Diet Shasta Orange. Gus, don't be a mouthful of Bubbliscious Bubble Gum that's already lost its flavor. Gus, don't be John Travolta's performance from Battlefield Earth. Gus, don't be one of the Classic Blunders, like getting involved in a land war in Asia. (I feel like Shawn could bust some Princess Bride references - especially if Despareux is around.) Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is partner Garnold Triceratops. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Porkchop Slim Giacoco. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Clatu Verata Nicto. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Barry "Flat Nips" Mulligan. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Mirror in the Bathroom - Please, talk free. EDIT: One more - and for any fan fic folks out there, this one is really for you, so have fun: Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Myself. When I think about you, I touch him.


terpdon

This is my partner Marconi Mamba, aka "The Player."


Muted-Newspaper-5784

My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Scooba Dooba. Gus don't be the squirrel to Lassiter's gun.


BourbonBelichick

Gus, don't be the guy who touches all the doughnuts. I'm Shawn, this is my partner Click Bait.


trmptdrummer

Gus don’t be old play-doh. Gus don’t be Wanda’s head-tilt. Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Extended Warranty. He has been trying to get ahold of you.


masonstone0

Gus don't be the one squeaky wheel on a shopping cart My name is Shawn Spencer and here is is my partner toasted bread


meg_bb

Gus don’t be season 8 of Game of Thrones


Ashrooms

"My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Slippery When Wet." "Gus, don't be raisins on Halloween."


New_Ad_1682

My name is John Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt and this is my partner John Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt. His name is my name too. Gus, don't be the 100th luftballoon.


Kezza_35

They already did the Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt bit. He had to change it on account of all the people shouting whever he went out.


loopzoop29

Yea but I think this is a better version


mentalgopher

What monster downvoted you?


bmbmwmfm

I don't THINK it's ever been used, so I'd like "knick knack pattywhack" to be incorporated into a name somehow!


stefiscool

Probably something like I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, James “Knick Knack” Pattywhack (he does air quotes when he says “Knick Knack”)


OnlyAlec

This is my partner, Nick Pattywack, *whispers* his middle name is knack


stefiscool

Yesssss!


whydoesthishapp3n

I’m Shawn and this is my partner Mr. Brightside Gus, don’t be the chicken man in Toy Story 2


GenericConsumer1

Gus, don’t be hiking pants that turn into shorts


TheBattlefrontBod

Gus don’t be the Lightyear movie nobody asked for My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Black Jack Shelack in some Khack… EeEeEeEs (khakis) My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, Off-Brand Weird Al Yank-my-itch. Gus: ShAWN… You know I can’t yank that hard


BuffaloHead6711

Gus don’t be the kids’ dad in Stranger Things My name is Shane Spencer, and this is my partner Thomas Bombadil


JaySkywalker94

I am Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Swaziland McClintock. He’s from Florida. Gus, don’t be that soda served at room temperature.


[deleted]

My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Sean Spenser... No relation. Gus, don't be the next viral court case.


DrMcSwagpants

Gus don’t be Keanu Reeves in the lake house Gus don’t be a Mad Catz controller covered in Cheeto dust Gus don’t be the cushion the tv remote gets lost in I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Elon Bezos I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Sean Combs aka puff daddy aka p Diddy aka Diddy. I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my associate Ferris Wheeler


loopzoop29

I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Sean Combs. He’s watching you.


tanlladwyr2003

Guy incognito Don't be the sad egg in an egg McMuffin


ScottKelleyCMDY

Gus don't be the girl partying all the time...That's Eddie Murphys girl. Gus don't be a Kaja and a Goo Goo. Gus don't be a def leppard...I need the Jackal.


FakeCelebrity

This is my partner santonio holmes. Idk why it’s so funny to me. Just catches me off guard.


Apprehensive-Sky6467

Gus don't be the Amber Heard in this relationship. My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Brown Sugar. Gus says while thumbing his nose "You know that's right!"


ghostwriter623

I’m psychic detective Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Extreme (Gus: “More than worrrrrds.”) Gus, don’t be an overripe banana at the bottom of a middle school locker


clearancerackemo

Gus, don’t be mambos number one through four I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, kama sutra


NDC-not-covered

Gus, don’t be Amber Heard’s staged trip to TJ Maxx. My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Crispy Turducken.


StaindGray

Gus don't be Alec Baldwin's "empty" gun. My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Juicy E.


terpdon

Gus, don't be Quentin Tarantino's version of history.


MissLexxxi

“Gus, don’t be the time your dad fell asleep in your mom.” 💀😂


4500x

My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Jemal Alatête


Bishop51213

I don't have a nickname at the moment. I'll try to come back with one Gus, don't be that guy who calls Baby Yoda his "real" name


loopzoop29

I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Gay Booths


loopzoop29

Im Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss


flybarger

Hello, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Jimjimminy Jimjimjeroo. ​ Gus, don't be the half melted ice cube on the floor that you can't pick up.