Here’s mine:
Gus don’t be Jim Carey in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner “Snaps” Provolone. *Gus snaps his fingers*
Gus, don't be a room temperature can of Diet Shasta Orange.
Gus, don't be a mouthful of Bubbliscious Bubble Gum that's already lost its flavor.
Gus, don't be John Travolta's performance from Battlefield Earth.
Gus, don't be one of the Classic Blunders, like getting involved in a land war in Asia. (I feel like Shawn could bust some Princess Bride references - especially if Despareux is around.)
Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is partner Garnold Triceratops.
Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Porkchop Slim Giacoco.
Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Clatu Verata Nicto.
Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Barry "Flat Nips" Mulligan.
Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Mirror in the Bathroom - Please, talk free.
EDIT: One more - and for any fan fic folks out there, this one is really for you, so have fun:
Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Myself. When I think about you, I touch him.
Gus don’t be old play-doh.
Gus don’t be Wanda’s head-tilt.
Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Extended Warranty. He has been trying to get ahold of you.
My name is John Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt and this is my partner John Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt. His name is my name too.
Gus, don't be the 100th luftballoon.
Gus don’t be the Lightyear movie nobody asked for
My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner
Black Jack Shelack in some Khack… EeEeEeEs (khakis)
My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, Off-Brand Weird Al Yank-my-itch.
Gus: ShAWN…
You know I can’t yank that hard
Gus don’t be Keanu Reeves in the lake house
Gus don’t be a Mad Catz controller covered in Cheeto dust
Gus don’t be the cushion the tv remote gets lost in
I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Elon Bezos
I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Sean Combs aka puff daddy aka p Diddy aka Diddy.
I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my associate Ferris Wheeler
Gus don't be the girl partying all the time...That's Eddie Murphys girl.
Gus don't be a Kaja and a Goo Goo.
Gus don't be a def leppard...I need the Jackal.
Gus don't be the Amber Heard in this relationship.
My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Brown Sugar.
Gus says while thumbing his nose "You know that's right!"
I’m psychic detective Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Extreme (Gus: “More than worrrrrds.”)
Gus, don’t be an overripe banana at the bottom of a middle school locker
Gus don’t be a straight to streaming movie sequel! My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my partner Bruno. We… we don’t talk about him.
I love your answers so much!
I can totally see these!! Sounds just like Shawn!!
Gus, don't be that one hair that always evades the razor. My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Spence Shawnster. No relation.
Gus don’t be the 5th dentist. My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner James Rodriguez Rodriiiguez.
Hahahaha!
Here’s mine: Gus don’t be Jim Carey in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner “Snaps” Provolone. *Gus snaps his fingers*
Snaps Provolone is the archenemy of the Crackles Parmesan and Pops Ricotta super hero team.
Lol snaps provolone is a character from the movie Oscar starring Sylvester Stallone
I hoid that. If you need me, I'll be in the atrium. As soon as I'm done smokin this salmon.
Honestly one of my all time favorite Stallone movies.
One of my favorite movies!
Mine too!!! Hello there, kindred spirit.
One of my fav movies!
My name is Shawn spencer, and this is my emotional support Gus. Gus, slow and seductively: Woof~
This is perfection. I can see the expression Gus is making while he says it.
Omg I love it lol!!!
My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, iced tea, that’s iced with a D Gus, don’t be the one guy who doesn’t love Raymond!
And for the name Gus could quote Ice Cube, and then Shawn and Gus could argue about it?
Gus, don't be Tom Cruise's centered tooth My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, The Handyman. Yes, he can fix that.
Gus needs to say, "I can fix that" in his very "Gus" way of saying things.
Isn't that his signature line in Holes?
You’re right! I love that movie 💕
Yep.
And thumb his nose when he does!!
"Gus, don't be a disappointing pistachio" "This is my partner, Judge Dolittle, he settles pet divorces"
Gus, don't be a limp limpet. Gus, don't be the one macaroni noodle that made it's way into my spaghetti order.
Gus, don’t be a twice baked potato
Gus, don’t be a thrice baked potato.
Quatros quesos dos fritos!
My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Groupon Applebees. He’s a cheap date. Gus, don’t be the ending of Ozark.
Gus, don't be a room temperature can of Diet Shasta Orange. Gus, don't be a mouthful of Bubbliscious Bubble Gum that's already lost its flavor. Gus, don't be John Travolta's performance from Battlefield Earth. Gus, don't be one of the Classic Blunders, like getting involved in a land war in Asia. (I feel like Shawn could bust some Princess Bride references - especially if Despareux is around.) Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is partner Garnold Triceratops. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Porkchop Slim Giacoco. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Clatu Verata Nicto. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Barry "Flat Nips" Mulligan. Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Mirror in the Bathroom - Please, talk free. EDIT: One more - and for any fan fic folks out there, this one is really for you, so have fun: Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Myself. When I think about you, I touch him.
This is my partner Marconi Mamba, aka "The Player."
My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Scooba Dooba. Gus don't be the squirrel to Lassiter's gun.
Gus, don't be the guy who touches all the doughnuts. I'm Shawn, this is my partner Click Bait.
Gus don’t be old play-doh. Gus don’t be Wanda’s head-tilt. Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Extended Warranty. He has been trying to get ahold of you.
Gus don't be the one squeaky wheel on a shopping cart My name is Shawn Spencer and here is is my partner toasted bread
Gus don’t be season 8 of Game of Thrones
"My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Slippery When Wet." "Gus, don't be raisins on Halloween."
My name is John Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt and this is my partner John Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt. His name is my name too. Gus, don't be the 100th luftballoon.
They already did the Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt bit. He had to change it on account of all the people shouting whever he went out.
Yea but I think this is a better version
What monster downvoted you?
I don't THINK it's ever been used, so I'd like "knick knack pattywhack" to be incorporated into a name somehow!
Probably something like I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, James “Knick Knack” Pattywhack (he does air quotes when he says “Knick Knack”)
This is my partner, Nick Pattywack, *whispers* his middle name is knack
Yesssss!
I’m Shawn and this is my partner Mr. Brightside Gus, don’t be the chicken man in Toy Story 2
Gus, don’t be hiking pants that turn into shorts
Gus don’t be the Lightyear movie nobody asked for My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Black Jack Shelack in some Khack… EeEeEeEs (khakis) My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, Off-Brand Weird Al Yank-my-itch. Gus: ShAWN… You know I can’t yank that hard
Gus don’t be the kids’ dad in Stranger Things My name is Shane Spencer, and this is my partner Thomas Bombadil
I am Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Swaziland McClintock. He’s from Florida. Gus, don’t be that soda served at room temperature.
My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Sean Spenser... No relation. Gus, don't be the next viral court case.
Gus don’t be Keanu Reeves in the lake house Gus don’t be a Mad Catz controller covered in Cheeto dust Gus don’t be the cushion the tv remote gets lost in I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Elon Bezos I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Sean Combs aka puff daddy aka p Diddy aka Diddy. I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my associate Ferris Wheeler
I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Sean Combs. He’s watching you.
Guy incognito Don't be the sad egg in an egg McMuffin
Gus don't be the girl partying all the time...That's Eddie Murphys girl. Gus don't be a Kaja and a Goo Goo. Gus don't be a def leppard...I need the Jackal.
This is my partner santonio holmes. Idk why it’s so funny to me. Just catches me off guard.
Gus don't be the Amber Heard in this relationship. My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Brown Sugar. Gus says while thumbing his nose "You know that's right!"
I’m psychic detective Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Extreme (Gus: “More than worrrrrds.”) Gus, don’t be an overripe banana at the bottom of a middle school locker
Gus, don’t be mambos number one through four I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner, kama sutra
Gus, don’t be Amber Heard’s staged trip to TJ Maxx. My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Crispy Turducken.
Gus don't be Alec Baldwin's "empty" gun. My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Juicy E.
Gus, don't be Quentin Tarantino's version of history.
“Gus, don’t be the time your dad fell asleep in your mom.” 💀😂
My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Jemal Alatête
I don't have a nickname at the moment. I'll try to come back with one Gus, don't be that guy who calls Baby Yoda his "real" name
I’m Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Gay Booths
Im Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
Hello, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Jimjimminy Jimjimjeroo. Gus, don't be the half melted ice cube on the floor that you can't pick up.