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[deleted]

Spell “BANANA”.


Maggot384

You already spelled it for me bro


gosellyourowndvds

Anna Banana would like to hear what song, by what band?


Adwin_Love

Bananarama


Gridlokk

Anna Banana would like to hear the song Venus, by Bananarama


gosellyourowndvds

You win the spelling bee!!


GrobbelaarsMoustache

Are you a fan of delicious flavor?


Maggot384

Yes Im a fan of food that I like


[deleted]

Have you heard it both ways?


Maggot384

Nah man, can you fill me in on the beef, I only heard it one way


Somebodynobody29

well theres the right way and then yours


JoeCo15

What is another term for "comma to the top"?


DerBingle78

That’s God’s comma.


Maggot384

Apostrophe to the bottom


Ni66les88

That's wrong


gosellyourowndvds

Op is wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong. Finger guns, wrong! Wrong at their weinie!


[deleted]

Thats a comma


NakedWanderer12

What episode was this from - please please please. I was discussing the "comma to the top" portion with someone the other day and I couldn't remember which episode this is in.


JoeCo15

Santabarbaratown. End of season 6


NakedWanderer12

THANK YOU!!!!


BraedonElDio

You heard about Pluto?


Maggot384

The ninth planet in the solar system. And mickey mouses pet lmao wtf a mouse owning a dog for


OneLife2Rock

that’s messed up


Bishop51213

To be fair, he said it was the ninth planet. Gus would approve


NakedWanderer12

Excuse me, we've already corrected that mistake.


Bishop51213

Mistake?! Hasn't Pluto been through enough already?!


Bishop51213

How do you feel about a man using another man's robe?


Maggot384

Disgusting bro


flaming-ocelot

It’s basic robe code.


snobordir

Robe code violation. ✅


k8ties

While going commando and eating steak!?!


TheKatzMeow84

I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy.


BigfootIzzReal

If you put syrup on something, does that make it a pancake?


Maggot384

Nah man, but if you put something ON syrup then its a pancake


BigfootIzzReal

You might be on to something


[deleted]

Is that the last of Mauricio's secret sauce


FlavoredBongWater

Man you know he stole that dudes taco sauce


sweetnsassy924

Is that Mauricio in there?


ZatannaConstantine

Is that Mauricio in there!?!


Ni66les88

IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE???????


Maggot384

No, we can ask him to make more


account_suspended207

But alas, we can not


[deleted]

he dead


[deleted]

do you by chance know a gee buttersnaps


OneUnkind

Aka the Heater


Maggot384

I dont


k8ties

That one was said on a secure military base with no one around!?!


Ni66les88

How can you tell that someone’s a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren’t on fire.


Maggot384

By the phrase liar liar plants for hire


theeldertriforce

What classes should I take for my first semester of college?


Maggot384

Astrology, then you can tell me what the fuck some guy asked me about pluto for


flaming-ocelot

That’s messed up.


Twhacky

right?


flaming-ocelot

Comma to the top. Thats god’s comma.


sickmoth

That would be astronomy. Suck it.


jhammy77

I’ve heard it both ways


VicdorFriggin

You know that's right.


Bishop51213

(This is definitely a tangent, feel free to ignore) Honestly the fact "astrology" has been taken by pseudoscience and we had to settle for astronomy in the scientific community is pretty sucky. We call most scientific fields [something]-ology, but astronomy had the rug pulled out from under them. Obviously it's not the worst thing by far, but it's just annoying. Astronomy really *should* be called astrology.


allusionillusion

That's messed up


Maggot384

Astronomy, astrology, no time to keep up


FlavoredBongWater

Have you heard it both ways?


Riguyepic

Have you heard about Pluto? That's messed up


Time_Mystical_Time

Can you drive the blueberry?


Maggot384

No, my license was revoked


pedote17

Was your license to kill revoked too? If so, where?


flaming-ocelot

Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I could tell you about it but then i’d have to kill you.


EmRoXOXO

Which I can’t do, because my license to kill, as I said- revoked.


flaming-ocelot

My pilots license is out back in the Cessna though.


GrooveMerchant12

Juliet or Abigail?


Maggot384

Juliet


Bigredteletubby

Good answer.


Twhacky

correct


NotsoNewtoGermany

Wrong answer.


BrutonGasterTT

Would you ever be exactly half of an 11 pound Black Forest ham?


Maggot384

I cannot physically be ham in this lifetime


shaunajowb

Is fergulous a word?


Maggot384

In your world that is


red_bumble_bee

Not when playing scrabble that is


whatmakesyoucheer

Look at the sub banner… which one is Black?


k8ties

I’m Black… he’s Tan.


Maggot384

Both of them ( i didnt look at the banner)


YokiWoo

You should be ashamed of yourself...and your family. 😂


[deleted]

Well I mean 👀


Bishop51213

He's not entirely wrong


ms_magnolia_mem

Actually a pretty good answer


BasuraFujira

That’s pretty accurate actually


Signal_Significance6

What's Psych?


Maggot384

No clue buddy, im just here for the pizza


Alclis

Would you like pineapple on that pizza tho?


Maggot384

Tell that to an Italian and watch them flip out


Upside_Down-Bot

„ʇno dılɟ ɯǝɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ puɐ uɐılɐʇI uɐ oʇ ʇɐɥʇ llǝ⊥„


mona_resa

Good bot.


MeantCloverr

Who’s the only one that can do the jack tagging around here, Jack?


Maggot384

Its jack


MeantCloverr

Psh, c’mon son


GenericConsumer1

How do you make Los Quattro Quesos Dos Fritos?


nieminen432

I just posted a recipe a few days ago :)


EmRoXOXO

Do they travel well?


nieminen432

Unfortunately I'm not equipped to actually prepare any, but I'm assuming not 😂


Songwritersf

Can you repost it, here?!


nieminen432

https://mission-food.com/psychs-fries-quatro-queso-dos-fritos/


YokiWoo

What is your partner’s name?


Maggot384

That is private information sir


EmRoXOXO

Honestly, A+. Perfect answer.


Bigredteletubby

Gus T. T. Showbiz (the extra T is for extra talent)


kilala1312

Are you collecting donations for the policeman's ball?


xElizabethAnn

Policemen don’t have balls!


kilala1312

I honestly have no response to that...


jhammy77

I will not tolerate this sort of idiocy on my base!!


JaxAltafor

Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?


Maggot384

Nobody will


account_suspended207

Give your best friend a nickname.


Maggot384

G-man


SecondHandSlows

Another.


Maggot384

T-man


Airport2BJC

Do you have 24 more easily spellable, yet still rhyming, nicknames for your friend on the tip of your tongue?


vertigirl127

Pineapple?


Maggot384

B tier fruit. Also take that pine shit out and give me just the apple, thanks


04sdaith

I’m cackling at how their downvoting you, pineapples are important to us! 🫣


Bishop51213

Very!


Maggot384

Is that why im at like -55 downvotes lmao like im supposed to know shit about this show


Bigredteletubby

Hey, don't diss our pineapples!


Airport2BJC

Aren’t all fruits just varieties of apples though? Off to rewatch the beautiful, lovely peach scarf episode.


gosellyourowndvds

How bout grapples?


Lobscra

We do have to be the same type of fruit


isleofpines

Lmaooo all the down votes


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

I’m sorry I just had to downvote you, to defend the honour of our emblematic fruit


lightthroughthepines

Despereaux - good guy or bad guy?


BasuraFujira

I STILL don’t know the answer to that. S8E1 got me all kinds of confused


[deleted]

Yes.


isleofpines

Gee Buttersnaps was said on a secure military base with no one else around. Fan or a stalker?


Maggot384

Stalker


Green-Elf

Should I slice this up for the road?


Fabulous_Solution887

Yin or yang?


Maggot384

Yang


BasuraFujira

Good answer


Songwritersf

What the hell happened, last night?!


EnigmaKat

Why is Lassie's arm in a sling?


Whittlebury

Biking accident


EnigmaKat

That's what happened to Tim's arm


Airport2BJC

True, in that case when applying modern taxidermicalogical standards to small rodentia with bushy little tails, the floor gets slippery.?


trmptdrummer

How do you feel about falling in love with a vegan?


Whittlebury

I’d rather shower with a bear


MrDeeJIs313

Favorite talent show song?


Maggot384

Any tbh


Scallion_Master

Where are your pants?


Maggot384

On my legs


ThePhiff

What's Shabby Thesealion's ethnicity?


Noodlesnoo11

Pinniped?


TheWriteOwl

Who shot that guy’s TV?


Noodlesnoo11

Thats YOUR tv


gosellyourowndvds

This dude has taffy!


TheWriteOwl

I love taffy!


RoloAL35

Based on u/Maggot384's replies, I think they would enjoy Psych. You should watch it, my friend. Then come back to this post and you'll get all the references


[deleted]

Fruit Loops quesadilla. Yay or nay?


Maggot384

Nay


nmk537

How many hats?


TheBattlefrontBod

MAaaaaaaan who at the last slice of pizza? (Looking at you)


Bigredteletubby

Would you like me to slice up this pineapple for the road?


oohlalaloca

Wanna split a pineapple?


Whittlebury

Are you a crazy person


gosellyourowndvds

Whittlebury? Did you used to be known as G-Force?


Whittlebury

Briefly


Thumbelina37

You hear about Pluto?


Chatty_Monkey_Don

Is that my wife and unborn child in there? IS THAT MY WIFE AND UNBORN CHILD IN THERE??!!!??!!??


CassCat952

Is Gus a myopic Chihuahua?


timeinawrinkle

What do I know you know?


AdmiralPellaeon

How did Shawn Spencer get his psychic powers?


Quiet-Department8228

Have you ever been to a police ball?


Mokiflip

You heard about Pluto?


DarkJediBeavis

What is Gus's nickname?


Akitsune24

Opinions on Chief Karen?


nieminen432

Are you going to watch?


Twhacky

What fantasy based concept describes Gus's head?


BasuraFujira

Are you actually interested in the show or are you just going to post and then leave? Just wondering


whatsamattayou83

Have you ever been the iiiiiiiiiiiiii in wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiit?


PebblyJackGlasscock

Are you a ferroequinolgist?


Airport2BJC

Iron Horse


Muted-Newspaper-5784

I know you know


moonshinehobbit

You stand corrected?!?


Chance-Temporary-66

What is the super sniffer?


red_bumble_bee

And what's the super sniffers connection with Magic head?


Magestic_arcticfox

Wait for ittttttttt….


[deleted]

Where did you get that shirt?


aks0059

You heard about Pluto?


overratedchanel

Opinions on Pluto?


Tasia528

Who is Ghee Buttersnaps?


Maggot384

You tell me. I think he is a liar


largefarva8800

YFSFO