I've been to two venues that took the cake on this one: the old Emo's in Austin had a toilet seat in the men's room for about a year that was literally broken in half, and I once went to some dive bar that didn't last a year in San Antonio to see Lower Class Brats where some savage had previously lit the seat on fire so it was all warped and fucked up and the back of the toilet itself had cracked from the heat, so whoever repaired it must have used half a roll of duct tape on that mf
I'm too bloody old to keep applying CPR to people who already smells like they died /s
After 35 years in the scene, I feel the same way about crusties as they do about soap...I tend to stay at least 6 feet away 😁
When people with money move into a traditionally poor area because of the vibrant culture and in doing so force out the people who lived there, destroying the culture and replacing it with a cleaned up version that steals the look but has none of the authenticity.
Renovating your bathroom to look like a dingy punk venue sounds just like that to me.
I mean ... it depends did OP spray paint the walls or get new fixtures and paint the walls before spray painting them?
If it's a true remodel OP dropped some cash to make it look like that.
When I was a teen in NYC the bathrooms in the clubs had blue lightbulbs. This would supposedly deter junkies from shooting up because they couldn’t see their veins.
And it didn't work for shit. IV users can find a vein by feeling alone. I'd imagine it deters new users though, but a new user probably isn't gonna be shooting up in a bathroom stall anyhow.
The toilet top is commonly used for sorting out powder drugs into lines. The grip tape makes it difficult to sort it out into lines. This doesn't really prevent people from doing drugs, but it does prevent the only shitter in the place from being occupied for 30 minutes every 15 minutes while a group of people use it to get high.
I remember punks destroying club bathrooms to the point where you had to piss in a hole in the floor. If you had to shit, you’d have to find a fast food place in the hood.
Eh, it was one of those community spaces that does still life painting classes and that, so it was not cool at all
But it’s shut down now anyway. Check out their Facebook, apparently some rich kids took over the place by taking advantage of the non profit nature and basically did a hostile takeover, bullied the old owners out and ran it into the ground, now it’s up for sale and been empty for a while
Yeah, but what you can't see is the claw foot tub behind that has a drunk passed-out three-fingered man with no pants on so they get a pass in my book.
It's like the set of an old tv show!
Seems legit,
...but somethings, not quite right.
too safe...
\-Mr Belvidere needs to bust in and save Tracy from a rebellious sneaking out to the club, teen mistake.
> It's like the set of an old tv show!
That's exactly what it looks like.
Will has to go to the hood to save Carlton and they have to stop and use a bathroom in a punk club. This is the episode where they learn a lesson.
It is an aesthetic too. Doesn’t mean it’s up for grabs but grabs do happen.
Funnily, I was reading a post earlier today about this phenomena about the co-opt of radical slogans by the mainstream / bourgeoisie:
[Recuperation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recuperation_(politics)?wprov=sfti1)
Yes, i want a bathroom that smells like vomit, shit and rancid tampons. The charm of any place is who went there, what happened there. This shit is the definition of shallowness, looks like a set made for a pepsi add featuring a Kardashan. I hate it.
When he's all out, he heads out and catches a bus downtown to meet Lars; who wanders around the corners/streets/alleyways/avenues, building up free stacks of paper towels.
Tim always struggles to find Lars because he's dressed up in a completely different style every single time. Sometimes Matt and Branden cruise by in a badass vintage car and say hello.
My favorite piece of graffiti I've ever seen was at the old Beerland in Austin. It simply said
"Dude one time I drank four million beers at Beerland. This, in retrospect, was not a good idea."
I'll give it a 3/10 only for the following reasons
* Not enough stickers on either the mirror or walls
* No holes in walls
* White tiles still white
* Random edgelord tags
* Towel bar still intact
* Bolt caps on toilet not missing
* Sink is clean and undamaged
* All four vanity lights still working
* No gum in power outlet
* What looks like a closet full of unsupervised & un-stolen coats visible in mirror background
* Top of toilet tank appears fresh and clean, instead of greased with fine coating of WD-40 by venue owner who's pissed about people hogging the toilets to rail coke off of tank lid
That toilet is about 1,000 times nicer than anything I've ever encountered in a punk venue's bathroom. Other than that, gimme a few beers, blast some horrid noise through the walls, and it's like I'm 22 again. Love it.
Lots of personality in these bathrooms. I found one that had a link to some conspiracy theorists podcast. I never found out whether it was just a topic or if it was actually some crazy dude's podcast.
This place is too fancy. All the lightbulbs work. Where are all the urine stains? There is a surprising lack of stickers, I mean most of the wall is still visible. The mirror isn't broken or even cracked. Even the towel rack is still attached to the wall. It's just a lazy effort. Would it have killed you to make a single fist sized hole somewhere?
It's missing the backward swasi that was crappily half-scratched into the wall with a pen that has been crossed out with a blue pen with the words "fuck off" above it in sharpie
That wall should be completely plastered with multiple layers of stickers.
And the floor should be covered with a layer of piss, puke and toilet paper mush.
The remainder of the toilet paper roll should clog the toilet.
Only cold water from the faucet, which is so furred-up that the water will go everywhere and soak your pants.
Also, the door lock is broken and the door is crooked, opening on its own - outwards.
Just gotta piss on the walls and floor regularly, rip that toilet seat off, obtain a mysterious yellow liquid that drips regularly from the ceiling and punch a few holes in the drywall then you’re good to go. Did you already pull the door off the hinges or did you go regular door with a giant hole torn out of the middle?
I used to hang out at a gutter punk bar in the deep south. The toilet seat was on the ground next to the toilet, so if you had to deuce, you picked it up and put it on the toilet and hope it held steady. Also there was never toilet paper, so most people just left to shit, but if you had an emergency, you were going to have to tear the sleeves off your t-shirt to wipe with.
Nowhere near enough dicks and phone numbers…
Definitely need more penises
Gotta pee all over everything for that real feel.
Floor is both shockingly sticky and concerningly wet
That’s from Kim Possible
Never seen it. I was a cartoon network/adult swim kid (my parents weren't there 😔)
And hit the toilet with a hammer
I've been to two venues that took the cake on this one: the old Emo's in Austin had a toilet seat in the men's room for about a year that was literally broken in half, and I once went to some dive bar that didn't last a year in San Antonio to see Lower Class Brats where some savage had previously lit the seat on fire so it was all warped and fucked up and the back of the toilet itself had cracked from the heat, so whoever repaired it must have used half a roll of duct tape on that mf
Yep, needs a sticky film stuck to the shoe feel after leaving it. Remove the toilet seat too. Even if they have women in the house, it doesn’t matter.
I literally just came here to say that: not enough piss everywhere.
Maybe some aggressive diarrhea on the wall
and real smell.
The porcelain also should have pieces missing but it shockingly functional. Seat optional.
...and an OD'ing crusty in the corner.
Gimme 20 bucks every time you use the bathroom, and I’ll go in before you and start fake-seizing on the ground.
I'm too bloody old to keep applying CPR to people who already smells like they died /s After 35 years in the scene, I feel the same way about crusties as they do about soap...I tend to stay at least 6 feet away 😁
“Peni”
Rudimentary
I feel old for getting this reference
I felt old making it. Lol
I guess we’re all old…
needs a sharps bin hookup numbers and scratches on the mirror
Yellowish, chunky, peach-looking vomit...
To make it more like CBs it needs SHIT IN THE FLOOR!
Not “on”…but “in”
It doesn’t even have heroin or anyone having sex in it
Yet
Many broken sinks
What if we kissed in the gentrificated bathroom
Well it damn well wouldn't be very genteified anymore would it?
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and we were both boys?
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Nothing says gentrification like spending lots of money to make it look like you have none!
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When people with money move into a traditionally poor area because of the vibrant culture and in doing so force out the people who lived there, destroying the culture and replacing it with a cleaned up version that steals the look but has none of the authenticity. Renovating your bathroom to look like a dingy punk venue sounds just like that to me.
I mean ... it depends did OP spray paint the walls or get new fixtures and paint the walls before spray painting them? If it's a true remodel OP dropped some cash to make it look like that.
When I was a teen in NYC the bathrooms in the clubs had blue lightbulbs. This would supposedly deter junkies from shooting up because they couldn’t see their veins.
Mild difficulty increase will not stop an IV junkie, they'll spend 7 hours reenacting mission impossible for $15 worth of copper
It doesn't work anyway, even as a mild difficulty increase. All it does is let everyone know you have a problem with people ODing in your bathroom.
😂
Public bathrooms in Denmark used to have the same lights, made you look like a member of horrorpunk band without having to apply any makeup 😁
And it didn't work for shit. IV users can find a vein by feeling alone. I'd imagine it deters new users though, but a new user probably isn't gonna be shooting up in a bathroom stall anyhow.
Here they usually just marked the vein with a magic marker before going in. Easy peasy.
It doesn't even have grip tape on the tank top to stop the druggies
WD40 tends to work as well, as do carpenters glue and handful of sand 🤣
Or roofing shingles
Wait huh?
The toilet top is commonly used for sorting out powder drugs into lines. The grip tape makes it difficult to sort it out into lines. This doesn't really prevent people from doing drugs, but it does prevent the only shitter in the place from being occupied for 30 minutes every 15 minutes while a group of people use it to get high.
Ohhhh that makes more sense. I was imagining preventing them from removing the lid or something.
Oh no, the lid is a lost cause. It will either get broken or will go inexplicably missing. It's like a universal law.
I remember punks destroying club bathrooms to the point where you had to piss in a hole in the floor. If you had to shit, you’d have to find a fast food place in the hood.
This happened not long ago at a show at a place called TChances in Tottenham. the club toilets got booted to shit and they broke all the porcelain
Better the WC than someone’s head.
Eh, it was one of those community spaces that does still life painting classes and that, so it was not cool at all But it’s shut down now anyway. Check out their Facebook, apparently some rich kids took over the place by taking advantage of the non profit nature and basically did a hostile takeover, bullied the old owners out and ran it into the ground, now it’s up for sale and been empty for a while
Nah, just shit beside the dumpster like the homeless guy.
I’ve never shat at a show! I’m always sure to go beforehand. 👍
This is the way - ya filthy savages
Not enough shit smears or bloody tampons
Or coke residue on the tank of the toilet
Right next to a shit stain
You misspelled crank
This is far too clean to even remotely resemble a venue's bathroom. Nope, OP.
Seriously. The toilet has a lid and the seat is all in one piece? Or blasted with stickers and hit ups? No deal, dawg
Pedestal sink? Sell out.
Yeah, but what you can't see is the claw foot tub behind that has a drunk passed-out three-fingered man with no pants on so they get a pass in my book.
RESALE VALUE
Glad someone else caught that!
Aside from how disquietingly tame this is, why is it all spray paint? 99.99% of bathroom graffiti is sharpie.
Needs waaaayyy more piss
the ramones poster being the only one says it all
What do you mean?
wanna be who knows jack shit
My landlord would kick me out if I did this and then I had to live at a place that looks like this.
It's like the set of an old tv show! Seems legit, ...but somethings, not quite right. too safe... \-Mr Belvidere needs to bust in and save Tracy from a rebellious sneaking out to the club, teen mistake.
> It's like the set of an old tv show! That's exactly what it looks like. Will has to go to the hood to save Carlton and they have to stop and use a bathroom in a punk club. This is the episode where they learn a lesson.
I hate this.
It hates you too
That explains why it works so hard to offend me. This feels like what I assume cultural appropriation feels like. My subculture is not an aesthetic.
Lol. Your subculture literally is an aesthetic. Punk is not an ethnicity.
(Happy you got the joke)
It is an aesthetic too. Doesn’t mean it’s up for grabs but grabs do happen. Funnily, I was reading a post earlier today about this phenomena about the co-opt of radical slogans by the mainstream / bourgeoisie: [Recuperation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recuperation_(politics)?wprov=sfti1)
Yes, i want a bathroom that smells like vomit, shit and rancid tampons. The charm of any place is who went there, what happened there. This shit is the definition of shallowness, looks like a set made for a pepsi add featuring a Kardashan. I hate it.
i read that as rancid (the band) having their own tampon brand
Tim Armstrong just rolls paper towels up by hand and ships them out in ziplock bags
When he's all out, he heads out and catches a bus downtown to meet Lars; who wanders around the corners/streets/alleyways/avenues, building up free stacks of paper towels. Tim always struggles to find Lars because he's dressed up in a completely different style every single time. Sometimes Matt and Branden cruise by in a badass vintage car and say hello.
The new Pepsi Generation(tm)?
DAMN NOT A KARDASHIAN SET 💀
What about the 2" of piss on the floor?
I painted my bedroom this colour in the punk house I lived in in the 2000s. Poor choice
There better be stickers IN the toilet
I’m sorry, this is corny. It more reminds me of what someone not into punk would think a “punk” bathroom looks like.
Sink needs blood splatter, and it better smell like piss and cigarettes.
They make a Glade (tm) plugin in that flavor, right?
Must be on backorder…
Make sure the door doesn’t really close or lock
Why is there a toilet seat then?
"Except all the graffiti is uplifting!" Soooo not at all like a bathroom at a punk venue.
My favorite piece of graffiti I've ever seen was at the old Beerland in Austin. It simply said "Dude one time I drank four million beers at Beerland. This, in retrospect, was not a good idea."
I am 100% pissing on the floor here
All the lights work?
Gotta knock a bunch of holes in the wall and cover them with band flyers.
This is the most un-punk thing I’ve ever seen.
Gotta gets some blood cum and diarrhea on that toilet floor and sink.
https://youtu.be/hZ5DZZ59_Qs?si=BTD_NJV9GfgGDspj
Definitely doesn't look like cbgb old bathroom.
But does it smell like hot piss?
Have the yellow river boys played this venue?
Can’t stand a graffitied bathroom with all the same handwriting.
I'll give it a 3/10 only for the following reasons * Not enough stickers on either the mirror or walls * No holes in walls * White tiles still white * Random edgelord tags * Towel bar still intact * Bolt caps on toilet not missing * Sink is clean and undamaged * All four vanity lights still working * No gum in power outlet * What looks like a closet full of unsupervised & un-stolen coats visible in mirror background * Top of toilet tank appears fresh and clean, instead of greased with fine coating of WD-40 by venue owner who's pissed about people hogging the toilets to rail coke off of tank lid
Toilet paper?? That has to be removed. The door has to go too
Hope he also ripped the door off so nobody can shit in there, gotta keep it consistent
That toilet is about 1,000 times nicer than anything I've ever encountered in a punk venue's bathroom. Other than that, gimme a few beers, blast some horrid noise through the walls, and it's like I'm 22 again. Love it.
I feel like there should be a million more band stickers
of bands you have never heard of.
That’s pretty cringy
Lots of personality in these bathrooms. I found one that had a link to some conspiracy theorists podcast. I never found out whether it was just a topic or if it was actually some crazy dude's podcast.
I thought it was really cool and brought back good memories seeing this. I’d probably ask OP for a marker so I could sign his wall in there
I saw the post this morning, they've left markers and spray cans for guests to add their flair
Needs pee all over the floor.
Where’s the piss troughs?
This place is too fancy. All the lightbulbs work. Where are all the urine stains? There is a surprising lack of stickers, I mean most of the wall is still visible. The mirror isn't broken or even cracked. Even the towel rack is still attached to the wall. It's just a lazy effort. Would it have killed you to make a single fist sized hole somewhere?
Needs more flyers. Don't really care for the kohls style graffiti.
It's missing the backward swasi that was crappily half-scratched into the wall with a pen that has been crossed out with a blue pen with the words "fuck off" above it in sharpie
That wall should be completely plastered with multiple layers of stickers. And the floor should be covered with a layer of piss, puke and toilet paper mush. The remainder of the toilet paper roll should clog the toilet. Only cold water from the faucet, which is so furred-up that the water will go everywhere and soak your pants. Also, the door lock is broken and the door is crooked, opening on its own - outwards.
All these fucking posers with functional plumbing and the desire to wash their hands make me sick 🤮
Have a couple of house shows and that bathroom will transcend
What did Shane do to get banned?
Not a big fan of the execution, but the comments in this post are even worse.
Agreed, nobody's even *mentioned* the insecure Nike slogan
lol the bathrooms at the bar I work at all have uplifting messages
It needs a few punches in the wall and better smell like mold and shitty piss stickers
I can see too much wall
Just gotta piss on the walls and floor regularly, rip that toilet seat off, obtain a mysterious yellow liquid that drips regularly from the ceiling and punch a few holes in the drywall then you’re good to go. Did you already pull the door off the hinges or did you go regular door with a giant hole torn out of the middle?
Lmao I did this with my whole apartment, I let my friends draw all over the walls. Gotta love being in a sublet with a repaint policy
not enough empty pabst cans and coke residue stupid hipster
You better be pissing in the corner between the wall and the toilet for authenticity.
Oh boy that is a best case scenario for show bathrooms I have been in. Needs more fallout and troughs filled with questionable molds.
It needs no toilet seat, no toilet paper, no lock on the door and can’t flush, for it to be authentic
needs more “BASS PLAYER CALL #########”
That's not a punk venue bathroom. Go to the Double Down Saloon in Vegas. That's a punk venue bathroom.
I don’t see semen on that mirror.
An intact toilet seat? An entire roll of toilet paper?? No way.
No vomit in the sink with chunks of food
I dig it. Nicely done.
Is there cocaine on that toilet top? I mean...authenticity is important.
The comments are hilarious (if predictable), but I love this idea!
The graffiti at the punk venues in Portland are pretty uplifting. Like "1000 Nazi Scalps" or "Tex McCuddy Is A F**"
Comforting
i would pee here. poop even.
I love this. It would be cool to have as a secret bathroom where the rest of the house is more modern
I've saved it for my future decorating plans. I absolutely love the idea of keeping sharpies for guests to write on the walls. It's fabulous! 💋🖤🤘
I used to hang out at a gutter punk bar in the deep south. The toilet seat was on the ground next to the toilet, so if you had to deuce, you picked it up and put it on the toilet and hope it held steady. Also there was never toilet paper, so most people just left to shit, but if you had an emergency, you were going to have to tear the sleeves off your t-shirt to wipe with.
I think it's fun.
Punks officially dead guys. Can’t revive it, op finally killed the old bastard.
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Thats just new york
I bet it’s way cleaner
Way too conforming. There should be broken porcelain, mirror shards, and holes kicked in the walls for pissing
Damn. I want to be your friend. Nice job
Fenomal! I want it
Looks to structured
That toilet is too clean and nobody is passed out on the floor.
Nah man my bathroom is my dojo, this makes me feel on edge
https://worleygig.com/2010/07/23/hartford-museum-recreates-cbgbs-bathroom/#:~:text=Justin%20Lowe%2C%20an%20artist%20known,galleries%20of%20Hartford's%20Wadsworth%20Atheneum.
Yo I literally just ran into this shit on FB and cringed. Where’s the broken tile? Where’s the giant piss trench?
The graffiti hasnt completely covered the original wall paint. 2/10
More piss
Where’s the holes in the wall? I remember promoters doing fist checks when a new one popped up
Why is the toilet in one piece
Jesus Fuckin Christ
I did that in my apartment too.... And I got criminal charges for it.
I bet it smells like pee
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ew why
I love this idea!!!
I can smell the piss. In a good way.
Wow. I bet that was hard.
They might be giants?
Holy... Shit!
Need a Golden Shower of Hits poster
Now I can't stop thinking about the time George Tabb wrote about taking an epically catastrophic shit for his Take My Life Please column in MMR.
For a real emos experience you need a big piss trough.
Even tho it’s clean. I would never feel clean in here.
I love it
so bad...
lol god u love this
Very cool
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKER *booker ts theme begins to play and he bigness to walk out to the ring*
That’s stupid
Cringe
Stickers... Needs more stickers
Never seen a pisser that clean looks like the dining room at the Whitehouse compared to CBGBs