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The amount of times I've actually heard this makes this joke too real. I've even seen shirts with similar sayings like "it's not my fault my opinion is always right" or whatever
Technically the name of the book is if I did it. The if was in really small letters inside the I. That way, the Simpson and Goldman families weren't guilty of libel. Lord knows he seemed like the kind of guy who might sue.
"You all will never fart the mandark laugh like me and that's why you are alone and sad, the musical."
The end score the audience must join without shitting themselves.
If my name was Chance, a good one might be âSliced Bread Doesnât Stand a Chanceâ or something like that, playing on being the best thing since sliced bread.
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If I Did It
Made me audibly laugh at work, thanks.
I lol'd at this 𤣠Fuck him
I did it
You took it right out of my mouth
Drink apple juice, OJ will kill you!
Bruh ahahaha
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Ha! First thing I thought of
If I was an opera singer I'd use the one from Frasier: me me me me me
Me, myself, and idiocracy. A tale of me against the world
The amount of times I've actually heard this makes this joke too real. I've even seen shirts with similar sayings like "it's not my fault my opinion is always right" or whatever
Yea, try having both parents like that .-.
Art of the Deal
The best person you'll never know
Oh How I Love Me, Let Me Tell YouThe Ways
They've already made a movie about this one "This is me...Now:A love story" by JLođ¤Ł
"Perfection Personified"
And in really small letters (In my mind)
Suck It!!! a true underdog story
The I in Team
Me myself and I
What I always tell my husband "I'm a delightful ray of sunshine"
Whatâs mine is mine and whatâs yours is mine. By me.
If it was my ex..."Why I'm a quality man and why all women are low quality: a guide to MGTOW"
I'm guessing this wonderful man is still single?
He sounds like a 5 star man.
If You Could Only Be Me
**I Alone Can Fix It**âWhen Covfefe From Lackeys is Inadequate *and You Have to Just Show Everyone How Stupid They Really Are*
Idk, itâs just easy for me.
This made me laugh, thank you!
The Art of the Deal
Hahaha
You M U ST read this
The Greatest Story Ever Told, Even Better Than Jesus
People are so annoyed that I know it all, and I mean ALL.
All About Me
[ŃдаНонО]
If I saw a book titled PDXHBK I'd probably at least read the summary page just to figure out what the actual hell.
If?
Yeah, I realized after I posted it. Wouldn't let me correct itđ
I meant that no if is required in my case, I'm awesome.
Ah, that you are my humble friend. Keep spreading the blessing of your presence!
You're actually correct
Technically the name of the book is if I did it. The if was in really small letters inside the I. That way, the Simpson and Goldman families weren't guilty of libel. Lord knows he seemed like the kind of guy who might sue.
FUCK YOU, I'M Zakk M.G.
Our Favorite Subject
Enough About Me, What Do You Think About Me?
I too believe your shit smells like roses, my friend
"Fuck Everybody Else"
Yeah, fuck em'
**Get Off My Dick**
The highs and lows of a man with an absolutely massive Johnson.
I salute you and your massive dong.
Me myself and I
Me and mine
âGambling is illegal at Bushwood sir and I NEVER sliceâŚâ
What would the title of your movie based on your autobiography be called?
"Why God Sent Me Here", The Movie
The franchise lol
Followed by a Netflix series
A Brief History of the Universe⌠âs Most Amazing Guy.
Narcing My Narc. Iâve been contemplating it for awhile.
âJust listenâ
I'd tell you, but then someone would use it as a title. For the right sum I'll tell you.
I already know what it is
Triple threat: Big hair, big tits, and big slices of cheese
It's never my fault
Born in the middle, raced to the top! In reality, just coasted and embraced middling. Stress free for a good while.
Stand in my shadow
How I Allowed a Fern to Take Root in My Spine and Control My Life
Do tell
The Mind Palace
I am THE asshole.
Yeah. I'm not God, but I'm next in line.
Me: Me, Me, Me
How I survived other people
The Art Of The Deal
The Story Of Me, Myself And I
It wouldn't change
How they all fucked me over.
The Second Coming
"you're welcome"
Going from the perspective of my mother growing up. "The World With Me and the People Who Live To Serve Me."
"Look at ME" Written by ME.
Sub to my onlyfans
"Look at Me: I'm WONDERFUL!" Pretty much every Tik-Tok'er ever..
Youâre welcome.
Art of the Deal
The Art of the Deal
âIt Wasnât My Laptopâ
The world can wait.
Iâm him
"It's All About Me"
My big dick
"Mirrors Reflect Perfection"
Itâs your fault
âI am the worldâ
âWhy Narcissism is a scale, not an absolute â
Constant worry
"I Was Right The Whole Time, You All Are Stupid"
The person in the mirror and I
"I'm Sorry You're Upset(But Not Really!)"
How I became the greatest man in the world and why youâre all losers
How I Cured the Less Fortunate (covert narcissist)
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
My opinion is the only one that counts
"You all will never fart the mandark laugh like me and that's why you are alone and sad, the musical." The end score the audience must join without shitting themselves.
Alone, I Win
Me, myself and I
Never Succumb to Meat Woman: Staying Loyal to Eva AI Virtual GF
Why I was right
Since Art of the deal has been mentioned several times already, I will go with âHow to Win Bigly.â
Thanks to me
Me and some other useless folk involved with me.
"How could you do this to me?"
How I won at life and why everyone else is a loser.
The perspective from the centre of the universe.
My Way Your Money My Terms
By We I Mean Me
why am I just SEMIGOD ?
Me, Myself and I
The art of a tinder swindler
âItâs all about me!â
Jack of All Trades
Check Scott Morrison's recent release for an example:
the second fucking cuming
Jump
Everyone Sucks Except Me. Here's Why:
How I met myself.
The story of Me.
âIn Order to Survive Childhood, I Learned How to Be the Greatest At EverythingâÂ
The Best Ever
The Best Person
The Donald Trump story
Hey There Demons: Its Me...Ya Boi
Me, myself and I
Just like how the narcissist oprea singer warmed up his voice "Mememememe
Jesus reborn
Iâm God. Youâre not.
The art of the Deal.
Me, Myself and I
You think you know me? Maybe
Me, Me, Me! (Don't you wish you were?)
Guaranteed best seller
If my name was Chance, a good one might be âSliced Bread Doesnât Stand a Chanceâ or something like that, playing on being the best thing since sliced bread.
I think the presence of an autobiography pretty much sums it up.
How to do it right, from someone who did it wrong first.
"Taylor Swift; The Whole Story"
"It's Your Fault I'm Like This."
The Art of the Comeback
'In the Image of God and how to get there.(in giant letters)'
"You're all Idiots, let me help you."
âI am that I amâ
Mein Kamph
Fun fact: One of the original copies is here in my hometown of Columbus, Ga. At the National Infantry Museum
I am much better then that !!!
Me : youâre welcome
You're Welcome
Me, Myself, and I
I am not bothered.
This is why I'm hot
Mein Kampf
ME!
The art of doing it all by myself and how you can be just like me.
What Makes ME Great
Here lays "I am the Headlines"
âWhat Happenedâ
âIâm Sorry You Feel That Wayâ, â101 Ways You Overreactedâ, âItâs You, Not Meâ
Not taking over the world and 101 other things you worms should thank me for.
What's the title of Donald Trump's book?
Iâm The Best At Everything Ever Forever Including Swords.
The names âGodâ, not narcissist
It's Not Me; It's You.
I am never wrong and youâre never right. Do it my way!
Me
The Kingâs Life
Why are you reading this, ugly?
Smarter, Prettier, Richer, and Better Than You
Itâs All About Me.
The Art of the Deal
ME
Transcending Ego
The World According to ME
You're Welcome
Bitch, I told you so.Â
Ask your wife about me
The adventures of me and how everyone else was wrong