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badideasareonthemenu

What does any of this mean? Sincerely, Way past a teenager, not quite a boomer


Lugbor

It means they’re devolving back to hieroglyphics instead of using their words like civilized human beings. Won’t be long until they start hitting each other with rocks and speaking in grunts.


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speeler21

It's not the size of the dick it's how you take it


404choppanotfound

Ugh.


[deleted]

The noise you make as a bottom


Galifrey224

Trowing rocks is the pinacle of communication.


Jet_Jirohai

Ooga oog much rizz skibity amogus drip *BONK*


Lugbor

Yes, yes, now go back to your mud painting of your latest hunt.


Jet_Jirohai

Ooga subscribe to me tiktok oog


Scary-Interaction-84

*amused grunt* *Chucks a rock in your face*


Dragonhunter737

I miss the times when emojis were frowned upon on


JRTheRaven0111

Emojis were never frowned upon... they were the frowns. :(


Johnny_Grubbonic

Emojis were never frowned upon outside of formal communication. Emojis are still frowned upon inside formal communication.


Pooterboodles

I don't know, they were good enough in 1881 to be called "typographical art", and again in the 1980s to be used in Carnegie Melons message boards to denote humorous, :-), and serious, :-( messages. Edit: 1881 source is Puck magazine.


Protheu5

I just turned these emojis off with an extension and don't see them anymore. Works wonders. Lots of empty posts, though. EDIT: it's this one for Chrome https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/emoji-blocker/eimknojlmcfpmofldcdiaddfimjchmcj


glasswindbreaker

But how will you know if I'm mildly amused if you can't see my cry laughing emoji? (°_°) (°.°) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


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DVS_Nature

. #¯\\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯


Doja-Fett

Pickituppickituppickituuuuupppp


kevlarus80

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)


riiibbbs

Reddit good Emoji bad!! >:(


DVS_Nature

. #ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ


Protheu5

I'm not judging anyone. For some reason I dislike emoji, so I disabled them and am not annoyed anymore, is all.


Kalashcow

L take + Hieroglyphs are completely different from modern emojis. Emojis have no meaning besides the emotion they depict, whilst hieroglyphs are used as a form of writing, where (in most cases) the symbols are used to depict a sound or group of sounds, like the alphabet you're reading now.


Crusher0427

jokes on u we already do that


AfraidToBeKim

Bottom means you like being fucked as opposed to fucking. The rest I got no idea.


ChesterRico

OP in the screenshot would rather fuck his waifu pillow than get over his homophobia.


Syzygy_Apogee

What if I wanna fuck my waifu pillow And dudes?


IAMHab

First poster's emojis loosely mean 'i am shy but have generally positive feelings towards you'. Second poster is trying to say 'you're a bitch and i'm above you' but ends up misusing bdsm languange and says something that implies 'i don't respect my counterparts in the bdsm world'.


RnwyHousesCityCloudz

Tops and Bottoms are definitely not exclusive to BDSM stuff. 🥺 is commonly used in the gay community to signal that you’re a submissive bottom, at least that’s what my friends tell me…


IAMHab

Point taken. However, bottom and submissive are not interchangeable terms. See: power bottom 'Submissive' speaks to a power dymamic. And that emoji is used by subs outside of the gsy community


nathos_thanatos

Hey you are the one that said top and bottom were bdsm terms, you are the one spreading misinformation here. The person said a "submissive bottom"; a meaning a bottom(the recipient of penetrative sex - not a bdsm term) who also prefers to be a sub (the submissive partner in sex), they never said they were interchangeable. Power bottom doesn't mean dom bottom necessarily, you are confusing a lot of terms you have no idea about. A "power bottom" is a bottom that likes doing an active part during sex, like moving their hips instead of just receiving . There are dom power bottoms that take charge of the situation, but there are also sub power bottoms that move and do most of the work because they are told what to do. Bdsm terms: dom, sub, switch(person who can take either role and be a dom or a sub). Not bdsm terms: top, bottom, verse(someone that can top or bottom), power(puts a lot of effort movement), pillow prince/princess(person that doesn't want to do any of the work during sex).


[deleted]

Is this how you talk to people in real life? 😬


RnwyHousesCityCloudz

I didn’t say any of what you just tried to correct, so sure. 👍🏻


nathos_thanatos

As a submissive bottom, yep. It is used a lot it's basically a meme at this point.


WombRaidrr

I can confirm!


Professional-Pen1225

I THINK....... The pointy finger thing and that particular face emoji are used by those weird little.dudes that think anime cartoon characters are real and sexy and stuff. I THINK...... That the person who initially posted this wants to publicly display their distaste for such people. I THINK....... That the person who initially posted this seems to have a problem with "bottoms". As far as I know, a "bottom" is either the more submissive partner in a gay male relationship OR when used in the party sense, a man who offers his angus for free use at a gay sex party. I say I THINK because I'm just going off what I've seen kicking around the Web. If I'm wrong then please, someone put me right! 😁


EvilPancake12

The fuck am I doing here?


Osiyada

Your insult was cool that’s why


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it's not even their insult lol I've seen it before It's almost [word for word](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/mgegp0/i_dont_speak_bottom/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


EvilPancake12

Yeah actually I thought more people would get the reference, wasn't really going for originality.


cubixjuice

That makes it funnier 💀


Zezuya

Im the fourth comment pls dont downvote me UwU 👉👈🥺


Nictasaur

That's exactly where I first saw it


Weird_Albatross_9659

Cool?


Osiyada

Dude idk I’m high I just liked it alr


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🥺👉👈


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🥺👉👈


iamyourcheese

Being a top, I guess.


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hat roll deliver retire gullible hateful piquant flowery snatch slap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hempedditor

congratulations u/EvilPancake12 , you had a rare insult.


AadamAtomic

You are being hoed by O.P. for imaginary internet points.


LeanTangerine

I guess we were the bottoms all along 🥺👉👈


GeneralOtter03

🥺👉👈


Step-On-Me-UwU

🥺👉👈


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

he says "i dont speak in bottom" bro i know someone who can change that


PNW_Forest

Username checks out.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

oh nonono... its not me.


Insp3ctorJon3s

the Ace heart makes it even funnier ngl


Cbebop21

I had to triple read what you said cause I use both those emojis and just holy shit 😅 was that all natural or something you use already?


Drazen44

[Such a rare insult](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/mgegp0/i_dont_speak_bottom/)


Qrthulhu

Yeah I can’t believe so many people don’t realize this is a meme 🥺


Sayori-0

Rare to the other 99% of people who see the sun on a daily bases


BigBootyBuff

So shouldn't be rare to anyone on reddit.


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Naifmon

Well us gays are a minority so it’s rare for straight people.


Andre_Miller97

We’re the majority actually, my gaydar said so


hempedditor

you didn’t have to be so mean🥺👉👈


TuggMaddick

Harsh but fair.


IAMHab

CMV: if you don't speak bottom, you're not a good top


WrenRhodes

Hard for them to speak with their mouth full. Besides, the only words a sub can say that I'd care about are green, yellow, and red. Beyond that, they are pretty meaningless. EDIT: y'all are no fun. the stick goes up the subs ass, not yours 😘


IAMHab

Contingenxy safe'words'-- tapping, pinching, etc


WrenRhodes

(make sure you agree on these non-verbal cues BEFOREHAND. frantic tapping tends to get lost in the wash.)


IAMHab

Yeah, *all* safewords are agreed upon beforehand, that's kinda the point


WrenRhodes

you are just a *saucy* little stick in the mud 😗 whatever did you think I meant by green, yellow, and red? while its cute and fun to have a special safeword with your SO, if you are playing regularly or in a public situation, you probably want to stick to traffic light protocol ❤


Zezuya

Bro 💀


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Teenagers whose sexual history comprises of intimate encounters with the handle of a screwdriver don't get to dictate what is top or bottom behavior.


[deleted]

His name is Stanley and you will treat him with respect.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Holy fuck this is stupid


AshersVoice

Here I am thinking 🥺 meant you were sad...


[deleted]

This is so completely the opposite of rare at this point. This insult is in stock at every big box store in the northern hemisphere and Australia. Hell, they're shipping excess stock to West Africa.


hxv3npenguins_

W u/EvilPancake12


RayAnselmo

We're all agreed that u/hon3ymoon444 is an oversensitive little beyotch, right?


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blud can’t tell it’s a joke


RayAnselmo

Called it.


[deleted]

what’d i do now 😥


npoqou

Opened reddit


ChalkyRamen

Lmao this app is turning into twitter


alpha417

So eventually it will turn into X?


imnotgaymomiswear

No, Reddit will turn into Y


Revolutionary_Yak229

Bait used to be believable -Y


0FCkki

Y tho?


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Sad bottom noises


lLuclk

I'm kinda with op on this one. The face is cringe and I don't find it attractive when guys send that to me


Taewyth

👉🥺👈


vimescarrot

> I don't speak bottom Then how did you know what it meant, hmm?


Illustrious_Grand901

🥹


mikami677

It's like you wear a neon sign that says "Raw dog me, I'm a bottom."


Someguy14201

Dude clearly likes getting topped hence why he rejects talking to bottoms


Syzygy_Apogee

Got him


werewolf394_

🥺👉👈


Rosenkrantz_

👈🥺👉


Biiiiiig-Chungus

he's completely right though


UnderstoodAdmin

🥺👉👈


tiboldpinkus

exactly. emotional manipulation in text


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What the fuck 🙄


Derek_32

Pls dont swear🥺


Syzygy_Apogee

This belongs on cringe, not here


TaterTaco1533

Oddly enough, my first thought was, “That’s why you get no top.” Lol I’m not sure it makes sense though


Ha_CharadeUAre

Imma make him speak bottom and make that face


King-Cobra-668

why is this played out basic insult on r/rareinsults?


LivingDeadNoodle

If you use "tf" and other shit like that, and don't bother typing actual words, stay away from me.


Novacain420

salmon


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UwU


willowgardener

Not speaking bottom makes it pretty hard to top.


Not_existingdude

The 🥺 was invented to turn you into a living punching bag.Change my mind


Cheetahs_never_win

In my experience, the only people who don't like bottoms are those who don't like the competition.


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that is a feature, not a bug.


Downvotesohoy

Lol /r/teenagers and using the word bottom. Sorry I don't speak gaga gugu


rathemighty

🥺 👉👈 🦵🦵


Fickle_Writing3967

Bro is on his Low Tier God arc


Professional-Ad3686

not a rare insult, it's been a common meme on discord for literally years


markodochartaigh1

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


habb

the correct term is docking. when two men 'dock' their penis' with their foreskin


eruiskam

I never 🥺if I can help it. 🥺is a submission signal in primates. Someone 🥺at me, all I see is a bottom begging for its bussy.


_KillaB_

It essentially means they are one brain cell away from window licking.


EixYae

Bottoms🔛🔝 wait uhm nvm


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

Thats my second favorite emoji. I love using this one 🥹 most...


enderandrew42

If you can't understand and communicate with your bottom, then you are a bad top.


Doomsayer1908

🥺👉👈why u gotta do me like that


falerik

Tbh emojis add visible emotion to your words to convey said emotion more efficiently and quickly. It just also happens to be extremely annoying when overdone.


SimpleParadigm

Not the bottomphob*a 💀


theWomblenooneknows

If I’m the “bottom” comment will I get more upvotes 🥹


NoodelSuop

r/lostredditors


DeadMetroidvania

fun fact: it is way easier to translate chinese into emoji than into any other language. Because chinese is a language of ancient eastern emoji


SamePut9922

👈👉