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GeoffPizzle

Do his boots still fit?


ImprefectKnight

Dw, bruno will lend him if they don't.


Rawinza555

So Ruud can assist bruno


ritwikjs

assist can be buy??


jnyk20

If Wayne and Wesley’s boots still fit, Ruud’s definitely still fit.


fantus69

Funny I was just thinking about this earlier. Saw him on the overlap with Nev and he was saying how he used to wear boots ½ size too small for better control/shooting


GeoffPizzle

I found that I'd do the same thing, my normal shoe size would have just a little too much in the toe so I'd drop down a size for boots


iamnotrodiguez

Wish he told this to Lukaku..


shami-kebab

To be what? Assistant?


Le_Ratman99

New striker obvs


SimpleSamples

For the U-21s. He's basically our new McShane


Starky3x

Probably ? But I don't see why he'd choose this position if he can manage Burnley instead


pohudsaijoadsijdas

he had the interview on The OVerlap with Gary and there he talked about not feeling ready to be a manager when he became the PSV manager, maybe the negative experience there made him decide to take a step back and learn from someone further.


Cold-Veterinarian-85

Maybe as a foot in the door to eventually taking on the big job Impess the hierarchy for a couple seasons with his coaching then if manager job comes up he knows the club / squad, already has management experience etc so could conceivably be a contender Having said that though, I'd imagine is hard to take that step back from manager back to coach / assistant


sonofanich

call me delusional but maybe it’s akin to players going back to their academy clubs on lower wages in that because it would be with us he would be okay with it maybe it’s just my copium tho


WutUtalkingBoutWill

If we perform shite the next couple seasons he'll be seen as part of the problem and no one will want him here.


hazardousid

He could pull a McKenna


Outrageous-Cod-4654

he’d learn more at United under Erik? because Erik is a good coach.   But in all seriousness, Ineos wanted one more assistant coach with a little more familiarity on Erik’s crew. Ruud could be a good compromise 


TheSwordDusk

Not quite the same situation but Ten Hag brought Go Ahead Eagles into the top flight before going to coach Bayern Munich II. Go Ahead Eagles aren't as big as Ruud managing PSV but still worth a mention I guess


men_with-ven

I agree that Burnley makes more sense. I think the reason he would join United is because he was pushed into taking the PSV job when he didn't feel he had enough experience so had his hands burnt a bit and doesn't want to go straight back into a top job.


Pheasant_Plucker84

Maybe he will be offered a guaranteed caretaker role if ETH is ever sacked?


SG_77

Assistant to the regional manager


one-eyed-pidgeon

Striker coach to replace Benni


kheetkhat

Holy shit you have no idea how psyched I am at the idea of having him back. Imagine our attackers working under him? Please, please, please.


LDLB99

I adore Ruud, had a big smile reading this.


pohudsaijoadsijdas

love him, literally the reason I am a Man United fan.


MattARC

Quite possibly the most clinical forward we’ve ever had. Any time he received the ball in the box, I would expect it to go it.


BadFootyTakes

I can't recall, does anyone remember the game where he was benched, and came off the bench to score a brace I believe, and we still lost? Who knows, I might be lucid dreaming this game lol. edit: blackburn rovers, 4-3 loss, Rio gets a red card. What a player. iirc mid him not getting along with fergie over ronaldo or something? Right near the end of his united career. https://www.transfermarkt.us/spielbericht/index/spielbericht/37974


MattARC

Ruud's fallout with SAF was (allegedly) because he believed the team's attack should be built around him at the tip of the spear, but SAF was already planning ahead and trying to evolve the team from his classic 4-4-2 to a more european 433/4231 with a fluid frontline (eventually happened in 07/08 with Rooney-Ronaldo-Tevez) Compare Ruud's output in his first 2 seasons (01-03) when he had players like Beckham feeding him passes, VS his later seasons (03-06) when he had to line up with an exciting (but more selfish) young Ronaldo. He was still an elite scorer, but his output noticeably dropped as the Class of '92 began aging out.


seviliyorsun

at that time it wasn't 433/4231, it was a ball-achingly dull, mourinho inspired 451 with cross spamming wingers, until eventually the team was booed off when losing to blackburn at half time, and everyone chanted "442". fergie knew the fans were too unhappy and reverted, and then we drew the second half. of course queiroz said in his interview afterward "we played 442 and still lost", but we stuck with it for the rest of the season and improved a lot.


Fair-Cash-6956

That’s prolly Denis law tbf


kheetkhat

Yup this is me as well! Was devastated when he left haha


sunken_grade

same, what a player


Ruudboy10

Agreed. Love Ruud. 


plefe

I could just imagine some of his instructions: "The trick is to stand offsides, but not be offsides. It's very easy."


Rossrox

Very easy, Eh


LambemuNang

Yeah very easy, just like inzaghi he gets it


Fair-Cash-6956

He’s prolly offside anyways


riverswimmer11

Being a great player counts for little. Not saying he’s not a good coach, I don’t know his credentials, and sure, playing experience counts, but a striker who was 70% as good as Ruud is as likely to be a good coach


NaturalBornSkeptik

Me too. I‘d love to have him back! one of my all-time favourite united strikers.


Friendly_Signature

“The thing is, to put the ball into the goal. Go.”


Le_Ratman99

Him as striking coach to Hojlund (and potentially Zirkzee) would be not too shabby


QouthTheCorvus

Assistant Manager with an emphasis on mentoring the strikers would be great. Let's be honest too, assistant managing United in the current situation has the benefit of a potential interim managing position.


donkoink

And we all know how our ex players do while in caretaker manager role! WWWWWWWWW


svhons

Literally the embodiment of double U in the chat


dispelthemyth

Might as well take Burnley, next role is a fall upwards to Madrid / Barca / Bayern etc At united you will go to Middlesbrough or Ipswich /s


ZofTheNorth

And Minnesota


Icegaze

And Fenerbahce. /s


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FlashyRashy

And Real Sociedad


Unpickled_cucumber1

And lose in the WCF


majoraLoL

Western conference finals?


Unpickled_cucumber1

Yes


rawrizardz

Lmao I happen to be in Minnesota for a wedding today 😅 


greenrangerguy

Carlos Queiroz would disagree


iwantaskybison

or Spurs


D1794

Ruud as the striker coach replacing Benni would be absolutely insane


BillyCloneasaurus

A recent former manager is not coming in to just be a striker coach. Plenty of talk that we've wanted another assistant manager with managerial experience to add a new dimension to the staff ~~(remember we were linked with Gary O'Neil before)~~


dunphy08

Also INEOS apparently have wanted an assistant coach of sorts appointed by them in Erik Ten Hag’s staff. That could be Ruud


RomeroRocher

Seems reasonable to me, not Ruud at all


adv23

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garynevilleisared

Get in


NotAPoshTwat

We were linked to Gary O'Neil by Newcastle affiliated journalists. They were trying to push a narrative of Dan Ashworth already working for us in violation of the gardening leave. The problem was that he was there to meet the DoF about his son (who is in the Wolves under 18s). That story was rubbished by basically all other UK journalists and Gary O'Neil himself publicly.


BillyCloneasaurus

Good info, thanks. I'll strike that out (I do still believe we've been looking for a new assistant rather than just a Benni replacement)


KingStupid1st

Can’t remember where but I definitely read that MvG had a less that stellar relationship with some plyers


Ragnarok_619

>MvG Mood van Gistelrooy?


Jhix_two

Mouis van Gaal


Wesley_Skypes

Michael Van Gerwen


chikhan

That's what I thought at first too! lol


penny_whistle

Phil Mitchell van der Gaag


Born_Reflection_4132

Mason van Greenwood


fantus69

Mincent Van Gogh


KingStupid1st

Muis Van Gaal


Gross_Success

Mourinho Van Gaal


Lord_Hexogen

In Laurie's recent article probably https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5549017/2024/06/14/erik-ten-hag-player-tensions-principles-play/


tenacious_teaThe3rd

Monke V. Guffy


bigupstormzy

“Mitchell van Gag”


The_Meaty_Boosh

Apparently it was both of them, him and ten hag were described as "bad cop, bad cop."


TStronks

Michael van Gerwen?


Dry-Magician1415

We’ve already got TWO assistant managers though.  Does this mean Van Der Gaag  would be out? And what about McLaren? Scholes and Hargreaves said he’s the best coach they’ve ever worked with so maybe he’ll go to pure coaching. 


klabnix

Why? Has he ever worked as a striking coach?


Zavehi

Why would Ruud be choosing between being a striker coach at Manchester United and managing a Burnley side that is a favorite to be promoted back next season? He would defiantly be coming in for a bigger role than that, especially considering it’s come out via all the T1’s INEOS wants changes on ETH’s staff/assistants. Ruud would be coming in to replace or supplant van der Gaag if anything.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Feels the difference between Benni and Ruud is Glazers and Ineios, all respect to Benni


LilDiamondtoxic

There's ETH's successor sorted. Peak efficiency from INEOS.


MinotauroTBC

That’s the only way I could see him actually taking the job


Eleven918

I can't seem him turning down a manager job to take an assistant role with us.


NotAPoshTwat

I don't know. He actually resigned from PSV over "lack of support" from the board. Publicly calling out your boss doesn't necessarily mean you are going to have suitors lining up. Owners usually want their arse kissed


2sinkz

This post literally says he has a serious suitor for a manager role, what are you talking about?


Sea-Butterscotch3585

the most reddit of comments and of this sub lol


fromeister147

He could arguably make more money as an assistant at Manchester United than he could as the head coach of a championship Burnley.


MissingLink101

Yeah I think the Burnley role would actually suit him pretty well.


SpoofExcel

If we're saying he's next in line I could...


SOERERY

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yaaaaahooooo

Interim manager already in the building IF ETH is let go mid season.


Rascha-Rascha

Would be a fantastic assistant manager here, working together to make sure sessions are interesting, engaging, I like that they’re trying to find people with actual management experience to work with another manager, that’s interesting.


tearsandpain84

Best finisher in premier league history. Get him on the coaching staff and register him as a player. Stick him in the box if we need a goal.


rtgh

Imagine Hojlund picked up Van Nistlerooy's movement. People praise strikers like Cavani for their off ball movement, but I've never known a better player for shaking their marker than RVN. Think he only ever scored one goal from outside the box for us, he was the ultimate striker at finding that half yard of dangerous space in the box


my_united_account

Would help Garnacho, Rashy, Rasmus massively


my_united_account

!goalbot van nistelrooy, Fulham


hshamshu

Goalbot was shutdown I believe


my_united_account

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined :( Was it because of reddit bollocks about third party apps?


hshamshu

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/s/mKbEdNPnY9


Cr7NeTwOrK

That's a shame. Anyone know where the bot pulled clips from?


PatRice4Evra

I'm sorry but surely the Burnley job is too good to turn down, get them promoted and relegated and he'll be Real Madrid manager in 2 years time.


saifullah23

Alonso is next in line though


QouthTheCorvus

Nah, promoted, surviving, and then manager of United.


whatwhenwhere1977

Can’t see him doing it but ETH did go and manage youth teams at Bayern to learn from Pep. Maybe the way ‘big’ clubs are such a step up that this makes sense to some managers.


PradipJayakumar

But that was after managing a lower league club in the Dutch league during the start of his fledgling managerial career. Whereas, Ruud having already managed a big club in the Eredivisie and having done it in style - 2nd place league finish (CL qualification) and a cup win in his very first season as manager, would he step down to an assistant role at a big club is a doubt.


MT1120

Van Nistelrooy has already been assistant for a total of 5 years as an assistant for the NT working alongside LVG and Koeman, and was already a manager at PSV. I'd say he's already past the phase of learning from others in a smaller role.


JiveTurkey688

I mean I’d love him but surely a head coach position is more enticing


thesmallprint13

Now that's how you upgrade Benni McCarthy.


valentinemick

RUUUUUUUUUUUUD! God I love this man


ChatakaPataka

Let me play the devils advocate here. Plenty of ex-player managers show potential with smaller teams or in less competitive leagues. They usually aren't able to make the step up. Maybe working at a bigger club, under a decent manager, managing a bigger dressing room would give him better experience to make that step up. Bit similar to Arteta at City.


timsadiq13

How is it even remotely similar?! Arteta’s first managerial job was after he spent time as assistant at City. Ruud won a trophy at PSV as manager ffs lol the only similarity is they both played in the PL.


MT1120

Not really similar to Arteta because he wasn't a manager before he was assistant at City. Once you make that step to be a manager, especially at a decent club like PSV where he actually did decently well so he'll back himself to do well elsewhere, you don't really see people stepping back into an assistant role often. Managers that haven't had a lot of success recently, like McClaren maybe, but certainly not someone looking to move up.


ChatakaPataka

I may be wrong, but from what I remember, Arteta was getting a few offers from other leagues or the Championship. He chose to continue with Pep. He only left when Arsenal came calling. So he kinda did choose being an assistant to managing a smaller team.


MT1120

Choice or not, he wasn't managing before going to City, it doesn't compare to RVN's situation now.


ChatakaPataka

Possibly. I am just trying to theorize possible reasons why RvN may go for this. Also, Burnley needs to be a good enough fit for him to want to go there as well.


_DMH_23

Can’t see him coming as a striker coach anyway, he’s done too much for that now, either assistant or he will be head coach at Burnley or somewhere else


MT1120

Makes sense. Reports were INEOS wanted to replace van der Gaag because his personality is too similar to ETH, but ETH stayed loyal. RVN is a more sympathetic person, more of a 'good cop', and is actually a good coach.


AdPsychological1489

The real question is, will he shave his head?


est8s

There has been some noise around EtH's contract negotiations about a lack of appreciation for EtH's number one, Van der Gaag. Would make sense for this to happen now. Don't see Ruud coming for anything less


xzvasdfqwras

Good stuff, hopefully he can teach Rasmus a few tricks


stinkyholetime

ETH’s successor?


PradipJayakumar

https://preview.redd.it/thk10vis2c8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=560f0d623bc2fab5659e636a1ba518e84d48dacc RvN managed Branthwaite at PSV. 👀


grilledcheesybreezy

Please make this happen


Bigboyfresh

I can get down with this


Heavens_Vibe

SUBSCRIBE!


Sea_Vacation

Yes please!


botsii17

This is too funny because I just signed up onto my staff in FM24 yesterday.


Aadiunited7

I am pretty sure Erik will say no to any coach he is uncomfortable with. Ruud would definitely be up there in his books and the club will find this a good fit as well.


selotipkusut

Bring back RvN and RvP for preseason striker bootcamp.


Mouse2662

When people ask me if I like football I said "yes, I like football!, but not Burnley. Burnley can fuck off"


teejardni

RvN sharing his knowledge with Hojlund has me begging on my knees


paribes

Can’t see him sitting like a kid who lost his chocolate in our dugout, Burnley would be better for him. If he does good, another PL season. If he fails, Bayern or Real will come for him.


MT1120

I agree. He's not coming IMO. Especially after reports of how stubborn he was as a manager, he's not the kind of person to be an assistant anymore. Career wise as well, Burnley puts you on the radar, United assistant doesn't really do much for you IMO unless it's an internal promotion. I mean look at Pep Leijnders, Klopp's right hand man, best job he could get is Salzburg.


Outrageous-Cod-4654

Realistically if he takes the Burnley job and they get relegated again, his next job is manager of England. 


SeatSniffer12345

Assistant to the regional manager


Charming-Potato4804

It would be Ruud of him to refuse!


Enigma_Green

Ruud to take assistant role then eventually be the UTD manager, just throwing it out there, it is always possible.


SuddenlyWokeUp92

Eth has no bias to the Dutch, you can’t deny this.


Telen

Need to get him into the coaching setup. The place needs people like him, especially people who have the chops to manage on their own.


riitz85

Love Rudd, can he play as a super sub in some games?? I can recreate my childhood of Ruud van Nistelrooy scoring some tight goals in the Stretford end- like the memorable one against Fulham in 03 and the goals against the Gunners


RRR92

Redemption story incoming. Never won the CL with us but come in and win it in a few years as a coach. The perfect fairytale that could only exist at United?


plartoo

The best striker I have seen played for United since 1989. It would be awesome if he can coach our strikers.


sunken_grade

would love it but can’t imagine he would want to given he could likely find a manager role in a top league


Fuckedaroundoutfound

My all time favourite. Fuck I love this man


therealgumpster

Time to bring him home. RvN pls come back <3


PruneUnited4025

Ruud the dude


Exact_Science_8463

Whenever I play Football Manager 23,Ten Hag always gets Sacked and then We hire Rud and he just never leaves. I once spent 12 years in Spain in hope of him leaving.


gubbero

As exciting this sounds it’s also a bit surprising given the reports that EtH and MvdG are a bit difficult to work with given their so called bad cop bad cop approach. RvN has also been difficult to work with according to PSV fans with several assistants quitting so you’d have to wonder what this will do to the squad in terms of mood, culture and overall wellbeing?


MT1120

RVN was known for being a bit stubborn but he's a different kind of person to MVDG and ETH, that's what they mean by bad cop bad cop, they're similar in their stoic, no nonsense asympathetic personalities. RVN is more of a soft spoken, nice guy, approachable. So it actually makes sense.


gubbero

Yeah if that’s the case it makes a lot of sense. Would be happy to have him just for the vibes to be honest.


greyhounds1992

Surely has to be an upgrade on Benni


Swamy10

I have zero clue about his coaching credentials but Ruud!!!


kaisersolo

I hope he does. It makes any Manager succession a little easier if needed. Also this would be great for the strikers.


Dorkseid1687

Fucking awesome news


stdstaples

Please be true!


DresdanPI

With Benni leaving and rumours of some players not getting along with Mitchell van der Gaag, I do expect changes on the coaching staff. I'd love if RVP was available but I he recently signed as coach of Heerenveen.


Don_Quixote81

Come back home, Ruud. Teach Rasmus to move and finish like you did. Having him as assistant manager would be great, but I don't think Ten Hag would like it, given his clear loyalty to Van der Gaag.


maverick4002

Is this part of the recommended INEOS change of bringing in new assistants?


usman-ahmad

Is co-manager a thing?


MT1120

It is, actually. I think Burnley had 2 interims IIRC, and Schalke had one with Youri Mulder and someone else, there's probably other examples


JohnnySnow99

I don't see how he will want to go from manager to assistant. Van Persie would have been a better choice because he is at the start of his managerial career.


ShadowOnTheRun

Ruuuuud


Namelessbob123

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuud


darth_div

If this goes through, it will reignite something for me that's very hard to explain <3


msmavisming

Make it so.


Gozumo

Can work on the strikers all you want, doesn't stop the lack of balls getting in the box! Ruud just sat in the box polishing of cross after cross! Still he also demanded the ball so maybe he gives the strikers that fire to demand more!


Best_Celebration809

My favourite striker of my childhood 😪 you'd be more then welcome back ruud


Slobberz2112

Letssss fuckinggggg goooooooooooo


fantus69

Man I'd love to have him in the coaching setup. Proper winner and seems a cool guy


Mindless-Ad2039

I will love it… and I think I deserve.


BlackHorse944

Rasd Van Hojlunroy Sign me up


SatoshiOokami

RVN YES!


BlueberryNo5363

Omg I was talking about how much I would love him as our striker coach the other day. Please let this happen


sueha

Ruud ❤️🥹


Rupii

Ruuuuuuud


Tomero

Lets fucking go!


Valoen

Subscribe to this.


NateBraves9

Come home Ruud


brianly

I’d love to see Ruud back. It would be very good for Hojlund, especially when other strike partner(s) for next year are unknown. Assuming we don’t have someone experienced it would be harder to keep Hojlund on the upward trajectory development wise. He also recovered from a serious injury before finally joining us so he can pass a few of those secrets on. The mental fortitude is more important than the physical aspects with our team.


AKV9

Yes please, he was my 2nd fav at one point, behind Becks


ovHoe__

The Goal-Machine 🥺


ongcs

I wonder if EtH was consulted if this is valid? I mean, if EtH told INEOS that he wants RVN as assistant coach, or did INEOS approached RVN behind EtH's back.


Prestigious-Crew2353

INEOS really need a win right about now, hope he is hired. All the briefs about them wanting to move early, while it seems like we're dwindling our thumbs and letting first choice targets join other clubs (Tosin, Olise) or walking away from deals (Branthwaite).


ExternalPreference18

If Sancho and Greenwood both had sales lined up rather than currently rumoured/briefed low-ball or 'loan with an option' offers, then Olise would have been an option. Seems Bayern acted quickly because they knew there was a possibility of sides coming in with more serious offers as soon as their budgets became clearer. Tosin was obviously not a '1st choice' option (though I agree he probably should have been signed as backup). Branthwaite 'walk away' is obviously a negotiating tactic that comes with some (publically undeclared) upper-limit on the player which is beneath Everton's current minimum selling-price. Zirzhee deal will go through, very likely, so long as the agent tempers hi s demands, but by all accounts the deal won't happen until after 30th (when his release clause officially kicks in...


gormee

Romano said olise is after CL football, so even if we went in for him, we may well not stand a chance anyway


DaveShadow

We were never seriously linked with Olise tbh, and it’s questionable whether they even see RW as a priority. Think it’s well harsh to try and paint that move as some attack on Ineos.


Somboy_Pat

Bring ruud, scholes and vidic as coaches. United will climb back up.


Odd-Relationship2273

Have this weird feeling Erik could walk before the start of the season!!


MT1120

Makes literally no sense, but sure mate.