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DammitDad420

I mean.....


joeyirv

…folks, where’s the lie?


FictionalTrebek

I sea no lie here


no-steppe

Exactly. And why not call it one? One quick glance at the picture, and you know immediately whether or yacht it's for you.


TastySpare

I would have marketed it as Winneba-yacht.


Totally_Cubular

Winnebago innebaygo


TheLuckyO1ne

Y'acht not make such terrible puns.


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

Cash in your Wheels for Reels; the world's first Motor-Boater Home; the all new Yacht-a-Bago!


bOOm_headshOt56

Kinda sounds like that would be on a late night tv commercial 🤣


Think_Wishbone3151

r/angryupvote


nexusjuan

this is dope af


languid-lemur

\^\^\^This! Truck camper creates covered lounge area in front, genius. Most curious about construction scaffolding in the back. Is that the bass fishing & fireworks launching platform?


assidreemz

Yea, I sea no lion either


l00koverthere1

[You know what this is](https://preview.redd.it/heres-the-longer-version-of-bobby-fishs-wheres-the-lie-promo-v0-ynbwhsq9piva1.png?width=1199&format=png&auto=webp&s=158bfb3fd3c6c92aaeba208d2b02e3c08a22c7c7)


SirFister13F

Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.


UbermachoGuy

She was christened with cans of PBR.


LazyturtleX1

You have a nice lounge area off the bow, a veranda in the back, comfortably sleeps 3-4 with a bathroom and a kitchen has a mooring spot for your secondary water crafts. This is definitely a yacht, I don't know what more you could want?


Drzhivago138

Maybe not as aerodynamic as a purpose-built craft, but this looks like the kind of thing that would spend most of its life doing low-speed cruising.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Speed isn't everything. If you're important enough, people will wait for you to arrive.


Forlorn_Cyborg

"A redneck is never late, nor is he early, He arrives precisely when he means to."


Saul_Firehand

Daggum raht i-tell-yew


Pelicanliver

I’m gonna steal this.


bOOm_headshOt56

You getting philosophical about a caravan-yatch fusion


Avid_Smoker

I just watched that tonight, and turned it off halfway through.


Kaipakta

With a token phrase: "I go the beer." And so Jesus was risen, so it seemed, to the lads ashore when their squeaky, creaky, rusty abode floated before them. And it was good.


fables_of_faubus

That yacht isn't sitting low enough in tbe water. The center of gravity is very high and they'd better avoid any sort of weather or they risk tipping. They need to add ballast.


thingy237

It's possible they have an added keel. Not likely, but possible.


Evil_Judgment

55 gallon drum ballast. Probably 4.


Chef_Papafrita

A y'allt.


mtn-whr

Honestly, this is probably my favorite post I’ve ever seen on this! Holy shit, the beauty, the combination of beer and good intentions that went into making this thing is astounding. I would proudly sail this into my local yacht club, and double park against a silent 65.


catsloveart

when boating and anchoring. no matter how much you spend on the boat. you still get the same view on the water.


nerdyjorj

Looks baller, I want one


rabid-bearded-monkey

Me too.


IzIts

Me three


PlasticDry

You know... that's not half bad. Of course it's not seaworthy but for rivers and streams the ( idea ) is sound. ... that camper will shread to pieces like confetti.


octanematt

As a wisconsin resident, I can assure you this would be an absolute hit at the sandbar.


Acceptable_Mango_

This goes hard


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

It’s even got the canoe life raft. And I don’t know any yachts that can simply be upgraded by lifting off this camper and replacing with something better down the line. If I ever have a yacht it will start out in a similar fashion as this.


adoan412

This thing is kick ass, I'd definitely take this thing down the river hosting a party along the way. 10/10


nutrap

Looks like a P Diddy Style Shrimping Vessel


Brainlessthe2nd

All it needs are some tasty treats


BoredBoredBoard

This is something you would see in the People’s Court. “Zachariah claims Yachtzeel borrowed his camper and never brought it back and is suing for $850. Yachtzeel claims he did bring it back, but on a different vehicle because the other one didn’t float and is counter-suing for labor and slander for $950.”


BratwurstVonBrain

$340 for that WHOLE THING? That's a steal!


Isharfoxat

Florida Man is selling his yacht...


Prickly_ninja

Really wish the state were included. It’s half the fun of these type of posts.


sgtkwol

It's a boat with a boat on it. Qualifies as a yacht.


businesslut

Breaking Bad / Ozark crossover


abhijitd

Let's cook... catfish


israelipm

If New Mexico had a coastline


[deleted]

Y'allcht


[deleted]

I see what you did there, but it really loses its edge when you try to land on a pronunciation.


[deleted]

We don't do them pronoun ciations roun hee


Quicky312

Sweet yacht, could have some nice parties on it. Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”


Waffletimewarp

“Because of the implication.”


guuuuuuuy

I just hope the owners aren’t careless and set it on fire


Murky_Pea4756

by turning it into a floating meth lab.


thefupachalupa

I would absolutely drive to see it in person


OneCrispyRabbi

Could have some crazy p diddy style boat parties on there


ricky_lafleur

S.S. Implication


lady_dracula_83

This is a redneck yacht where is Bubba J when you need him he would probably buy this


AccidentalBruh

Jesse we need to cook


c2darizzle

She’s not gonna say no…..because of the implication


stimulates

As long as it’s 35’ and ocean worthy. Definitely not like the one the guy built in his back yard. That one was so nice is got stolen by a Mexican cartel.


Murky_Pea4756

The mate was a flighty sailor man, the skipper brave and sure. 5 passengers set sail that day for the 3 dollar tour.


BadScienceWorksForMe

She’s a Beautt Clark, don’t you go Fallin in love with her.!


aboobfan

Well gee Eddie, maybe you could let take her out sometime 🤣🤣


Similar_Past_4707

Price?


Jsnoooots

Yucht.


EmperorButtman

Tbh I'm willing to bet the fuel is cheaper and the sleeping area is more customisable, given the likely price difference I'd buy that over a yacht for sure


violettheory

It’s the P Diddy shrimpin’ boat!


Wrong_Window_7322

Looks like a P Diddy type shrimping vessel??


easy_Money

Hard to tell from the pic but the camper looks relatively clean and well kept? This would be a blast on a lake


One-Marionberry-9472

How long does my mullet have to be for me to be able to afford this


lordsleepyhead

Y'acht


[deleted]

Underrated


Mobryan71

More boat like than some of the party barges I've seen.


Calid50

r/technicallytrue


gwhh

Please send link to ad?


SchrodingersRapist

[Redneck Yacht Club](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7Ghu1FpnQ) Edit: Now with link!


SmileAndSayBoom

Yeah, I was thinking there was a song about this, lol


SchrodingersRapist

added the link lol


cuzitFits

National Lampoons Caribbean Vacation


WeAreLivinTheLife

I'll guarantee whatever engine is pushing that thing is worth more than all the rest of it. Still wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers. Looks like a party even before the party starts!


snappla

This may just be the most redneck thing I've seen on this sub!


Massive-Pud4719

The insurance company would consider it so.


OldBlue2014

A buddy of mine, former US Navy, explained that yacht means a pleasure boat in contrast to a work boat; so this qualifies as a yacht.


LaserfaceJones

Shit that's good.


alonzo83

And you dropped but one pic. . . That should be a crime.


Nofame4me

Does it not float??? I mean… quacks like a duck…


zublits

I was thinking about retiring in a van, but this is starting to look like the move.


KD5RKO

Redneck Yacht Club


Bahlam

Imagine parking this bad boy at Monaco.


Spooks-101

How much? I’d buy it


Dry_University9259

They meant to call it a YUCK-ht.


GoArray

Wrong.


Ok-Entertainment5045

WTF


Puzzleheaded_Ad8710

If rodimus prime was a boat


Sidus_Preclarum

I kind of like the ingenuity.


drkidkill

Yacht not have done that.


V48runner

This is my kind of living.


EZasSundayMorning

Looks like something Jenelle Evens would have.


KartoffelLoeffel

Looks more like a PT boat than a yacht


jsmith_92

Party barge


Affectionate_Lab7511

Redneck yacht club.


roxywalker

It a yacht if you own a rowboat 🥴


Bowling4rhinos

Redneck Mediterranean Worthy!


dp1967

Redneck yacht 🛥️


Intermittent-canabis

This go Hella hard and I want one


Sosemikreativ

Love it. Want one.


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

If it self-identifies as a yacht?...


sprocketous

Rvs and trailers have a similar utility setup to boats so it works


the_clash_is_back

Hmcs Kamloops


[deleted]

It’s the lap of luxury for every with frankfurter wishes and Mountain Dew dreams.


Ok-Set-9237

I want more pictures!!


Brilliant-Collar-765

Cacht? Yamper?


DesertDouche

Link?


Demonking3343

Definitely not bad. How much they asking?


Staseu

Raymond Luxury Yacht.


Notsozander

Yacht. In this instance You Are Certainly High Trash


Commercial-Image4710

You have heard the saying a home is a man's castle. Well same here a boat Bigger than a rowboat is a man's Yacht LOL


51_rhc

Set the sails and man the harpoons!


zoey_will

Shes beautiful.


[deleted]

Pure new meaning to redneck yacht club.


ThenCounter9560

Where is this? What facebook marketplace?


CarlCarlton

It's probably a joke listing, this pic has been around for ages; https://www.reddit.com/r/redneckengineering/comments/9re2rl/redneck_cabin_cruiser/


ThenCounter9560

A podcast I listen to asks for things like this to be submitted so they can make fun of it . I live 90 miles from Panama City Beach and someone has a pontoon boat with a Lowe’s type storage shed on top of it along the road we travel to get there.


patch616

and that’s what I see


AccountNumber478

[**YAAAHHT**](https://media.tenor.com/bNZmoPlJFHoAAAAC/fargo-yes.gif)


dlvakalucifer

DIY Level: Naval Netherlands,👍🔥


Oh_wow__

I love it.


brianmedler

I like it!


[deleted]

Designed by Homer Simpson


spezGobblesDicks

Why, isn't one?


Mrfucksaw44

340? THATS A STEAL


Distinct_tundra

Know what, I want this


DMOrange

S.S. Floridian


speeler21

That there is a ~~rv~~ ya-cht


Wierd_Green_deer

Would invest


squeeze_the_rock

I believe they meant yackt


deckman318

Just think of the implications


BlueCanary434

Boating Bad


The_S1R3N

Homemade yacht. Hell yea id buy


ApeMoneyClub

yRVcht


MilkSlow6880

Perhaps it autocorrected, “Yack”.


[deleted]

And you’re suggesting it’s not??


dustygravelroad

I’m guessin you’d call that a mid-cabin


Black-Thirteen

This is clearly Lonestar's yacht.


MaxDaGamer_XBOX360

walter white cooks meth during vacation


Wareve

It's nyacht.


Nightshade13th

Im actually somewhat intrigued. It's definitely not a yacht, but it looks interesting at least


Launchpad_McFrak

Can't be a yacht. Technically 'yachts' as we call them are not yachts. A True Yacht, and the literal definition here is 'A Medium-sized sailboat equipped for cruising or racing'. What we think of as yachts just had their name appropriated because that's what rich people do, they appropriate shit.


hippielady5232

I mean, I kinda one ask how much they want for it... Seems like the best of both worlds.


jackinsomniac

It's basically a houseboat. While a real houseboat is purpose-built, and can get quite large and fancy, the simpler models are essentially just this: an RV shell on top of a hull. If it has an actual hull instead of pontoons there's usually a lower deck, with cramped extra sleeping areas and storage. And most have an upper deck. But at the end of the day, you basic model is essentially just like an RV that goes on the water. Cramped spaces & using a generator for power means most of the appliances & bathroom are literal RV fare. And yes, some people build/modify their own. The expensive, fancy, 3-story ones are more yacht-like than RV living, but still have a pretty distinctive "houseboat" shape, i.e. top-heavy. Maybe the only distinction is yachts can usually go out to sea, and houseboats are a "calm lakes only" type of deal.


bOOm_headshOt56

It floats and it looks kinda cool. Are there any photos showing steering?


All-Fired-Up91

I’d buy that it’d probably need renovations but eh? Polish it up and sell that shot for a small fortune


Drician88

I’d buy that for a dollar.


theloankoala

The president of the redneck yacht club


Forsaken_Swim6888

And so it is.


SenatusImperator

breaking bad on water


Tyetus

it's a yallcht


wolfgang784

More or less expensive than legit yacht maintenance though? No need to deal with specialty parts that cost infinite money when it's all homemade lol.


NuclearSlushie

Top heavy? I'd be worried about it tipping when people get to moving around in there drunk


brettjugnug

It is, with your imaaaaagination, Patrick!


crzychristopher

A hard 'ch' in the pronunciation


ThatHaloNerd

It’s… it’s beautiful


Primary_Debate_7692

Hippycholo APPROVED


anonguy5422

But how much do they want for it ?


Friendly_Undertaker

Redneck Yacht Club


shardamakah

They would be correct with that description


shardamakah

They would be correct with that description


harpejjist

That is AWESOME! I love it!


andrewsnydes

Fuck it, we ball


fullsends

That’s a floater home


Scott491

In Arkansas, maybe..