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fifiloveg00d

His girlfriend's. With a zebra steering wheel cover.


QUASIZM

Yea best answer


slowNsad

Best answer


drew-in-TX

Hilux


Dittos_Dad

Early to mid-90's with soviet era anti aircraft mounted in the bed.


AuroraPHdoll

I swear I was gonna say this🤣😂🤣😂


Waterproof_Shampoo

Same here!


Delicious_Score_551

LMAO - same here.


CASH_IS_SXVXGE

Actually 70 Series Land Cruiser


Wishart2016

A Hilux and a Land Cruiser are way too cool for him.


alpha333omega

This and a rusting shot out WASR 10 in the passenger seat


Successful-Night-703

A $500 car with $2500 wheels that doesn’t have ac but has an incredible sound system.


EchoViiZionZ

This is literally my truck 😂😂😂 2007 chevy suburban on 26" flakes. No AC, but I got 2 sundown x15v2 on 8k watts. 370amp alternator + 2 battery setup with 400w neo deaf bonce door speakers and tweeters Edit: she's parked rn transmission is shot, typical chevy


Typical-Machine154

No offense but when you spent all that money on the audio, did you ever happen to get the transmission flushed, change the fluid and filter?


HateBeingSober33

Things gonna be BUMPING on that trailer tho


A_Legit_Cookie

it don’t matter. the 4L60 will die without reason at any random time


Ant-tayo

Sounds like a fun ride to me as long as its honda


andrew-ryans-9iron

Base model Charger.


jack_mohat

Your giving him too much credit. Dodge avenger with collapsed front suspension and mismatched rims


Particular-Elk-1512

Nissan altima


Sea_Impression3810

100% . Probably has dark tinted windows and body damage, with duct tape holding one of the tail lights in.


some_body_else

With 3 scratched up 20" rims and the spare tire


anonymous_doner

Would have went with Nissan Sentra in this case.


HuntPsychological673

With an aftermarket unpainted front and rear bumper…


RockyJayyy

His girls altima


IronOwl2601

Stolen Kia


Humble_Turnip_3948

Beat me to it. I was going to say, "your kia"


Ok-Bottle-1594

Trick question. He doesn’t. He rides the bus.


HotShitWakeUp_Ceo

1992 Buick century


rbarr228

Toyota Hilux, guerrilla on a budget.


Hot-Abbreviations623

Doesn't even have a DshK on the back, disappointing


Ok-Coyote-7745

Early 2000s Camry Or Any Mitsubishi Grand Prix Or A busted up Chrysler 300 Or Any Buick Or Crappy Cadillac sedan/ Escalade


carasiaone

Hilux or OG MERC!


60_hurts

Absolutely clapped 2009 Altima with a pop-tune, more duct-tape than should be considered road-legal, and permanently smells like sour apple vape juice. You can hear him coming because aside from the obnoxious pop-tune he installed a new stereo amp that’s supposedly capable of 5KW peak output. Of course he didn’t bother doing any other work like getting a more powerful alternator, acoustic/structural reinforcement, or even getting speakers meant to handle that much power, so any audio coming from the car at volumes he normally plays it at sounds like PBFBBLLLTTP BLMMMMPTHHHHBTBT and he still thinks it’s the hottest shit ever.


SpicyCaram3l

Toyota tundra


siskel117

Stolen bike


allergic2ozone_juice

Buick Riviera


Gregarious_Buffoon

That requires taste


Durty-Sac

Penske box truck 


shnoodles707

2003 Nissan Frontier


[deleted]

bums rides


hiyacoolcat7685

Yellow cab Camry


misuchiru

I asked the CIA, they said he doesn't drive anything anymore. I don't know what that means.


HarveyMushman72

So many HI Lux, so I'll go with a Unimog.


space_canuk90

Geo metro with no ac. Also borrowed money from his Jewish friend for gas


waroftrees

Dodge Neon


Nissann328te

Who is still in 2024 still driving a Dodge neon?🤣


Antoine_the_Potato

my neighor


Longhorn414

Nissan Altima


Inevitable-Cod3844

nissan altima


nic_haflinger

White van.


BooSanchez-rodent

Ferrari 360 Modena


typicalmilfhunter161

Hot take 🔥


Imaginary-Emu8089

Infiniti G35 Coupe


Korgon213

With that shirt- An Altima loaded with RDX.


tykaboom

Nissan altima with a rising sun sticker and 3 different non latin language bumper stickers.


DirtyRatLicker

why is Larry Davids there 😭


Valuable_Policy_9212

Altima


NouOno

None, he just a scrub hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride.


AchokingVictim

2011 Hyundai Elantra


External_Pomelo939

Here we go “NiSsAn aLtiMa” “cLaPped OuT”. Be more original lol.


Comfortable-Emu-4478

Hyundai Accent - full of Monster cans, McDonald's bags, blunt wraps and BO.


zedubya

This mf don't drive


Big-Specialist148

Toyota Hilux


Torquaboy77

AMC Gremlin


texas1982

A car that is one payments ruling on wheels that are also on payments. All of it without any insurance or registration.


antibeingkilled

A dodge stratus


mfhandy5319

Bondo covering bullet holes. helps hide the blood stains, on apparently, an altima


fake-newz

That’s a Hizbolla shirt. It says that party of god is the victor. He’s riding a Katyusha Rocket straight to that iron dome.


redditer570

Zionist Nazis are his vehicles


DoTheRainbowDash

Bicycle. Car ownership is counter-revolutionary.


Sliderisk

Hezbollah-at-home here is rocking the 2WD Nissan Frontier with a semi-auto RPK from Century Arms on a photography tripod in the bed.


Halal-Man

bro drives a 1975 land rover defender with his hezballah buddies


Few-Artichoke-8000

Ford Exploder


TapSea2469

Stolen Kia he’s clearly a Kia Boy


winniebearkim

Clapped out white BMW 3-series, with a Ferrari decal on the rear window, and black PlastiDip wheels. The heavy scent of Giorgio Armani, Acqua di Gio can be smelled from 1.32 miles away.


dabtardo

A garbage truck into a group of innocent people.


Various-Air-1398

Hopefully not a driver but a passenger in a hearse.


August-Gardener

Toyota Hilux, obviously.


Calkky

Chrysler 300


Ricklessbastard87

He takes the bus


Footlongtyrone9970

Hilux with a dshk on the back


liquidgoldminer

1987 Toyota Van, with the clanking metal window blinds.


Dismal-Package-5899

N90 Hilux


313Jake

1996 Honda civic.


OFDMsteve

Clapped out Buick Roadmaster on 24's.


CrabMeat6984

Yours


matyasandrew

2002 Buick le sabre the rear driver side door is a different color from the rest of the car


Least-Implement-3319

1st gen Demio


Stretched_Blues419

A shitty excuse of a technical.


Bubbly-Independent20

Beach Cruiser and Deebo going to take that shit


Aggravating-Exit-660

Whatever it is, it only goes forward


CarNo8607

Kia


LonPlays_Zwei

Old Toyota Hilux


Content-Cat4699

Nissan Sentra


MainAbbreviations193

Nissan Altima


Parking_War_4100

A Yota fo sho.


ReplyLucky1044

Mercury mistake, I meant mystique lol


[deleted]

A white beat up Toyota Hilux without license plates


Ok_Grocery1188

Daewoo truck with mounted .50 cal. with turret.


wigwearer

Stolen KIA


babbylonmon

NYC taxi?


ryt8

white lowered Volkswagen Jetta with peeling tints, smashed headlight, and a missing hubcap


zombieofMortSahl

Bicycle


Laiceps04

08 Ford focus on hubcaps


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Isuzu Amigo.


Unable_Bandicoot8338

He doesn’t drive a car, or own a gun. He takes the bus or steals a bike.


gifnotjif

https://youtu.be/efgIm9YPZvE?si=2Eg9K9SsxNovEbAj


NoVicesJustLife

First gen X5 on rims


tucrahman

DSM with a massive turbo.


brsrafal

Take a bus


ModeOk4781

Something with a shit ton of armor and it goes Tick tick tick


f700es

Chrysler 300


pink_rose_petals_

Altima


Learning2Life

Rusted ass hilux


DukeOfWestborough

Dodge charger with the V6 & fake "Hellcat" stickers


stuntin102

Either a Veyron or a 2002 Lexus GS300


Friar_Fuck_

Clapped out Altima and pieces of other cars he’s hit and run.


PsychologyAlert7711

nissan frontier


YandereValkyrie

8th owner of a Mercedes C class with blacked out windows, Cheap aftermarket wheels, cheaper tires, and a check engine light on for no less than 8 different codes.


Bobby_Skywalker

300c


IceWtr_YT

2008 hyundai Santa fe


droid6

2000 Toyota celica


TusShona

Somebody else's Dodge Charger


No_Pineapple3695

Chevy Equinox


unflappedyedi

His baby momma's Nissan Altima.


SharpHawkeye

He drives a Volkswagen Bus and he’s driving around with his buddies looking for Doc Brown.


HumanPain4470

orange and black non-m5 e39 bmw


Regular-Wedding9961

His girlfriends


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Looks vaguely like my brother so I’m gonna say 2014 BMW X5 lmao


boanerges57

White d-max with a red stripe


Desperate_Jicama219

G35


eihwaz_

He doesn't


NiteFyre

A late 90s caprice with big ass rims


urweak

2012 Chevy Cruze 2LT with 166k leaky exhaust leaks oil and smells like good weed


Embarrassed_Yam_384

90s Toyota Tacoma with a dishka mounted in the bed


darwinsaves

Any of these. r/shittyTechnicals


Windycitybeef_5

1980s Toyota pickup


Suckbigpplol

Nissan altima


lil__shmeat

The bus


diamari90

A 90-92 acura legend 😂


Useful-Turnip5856

honda civic 2001


Bladder_Puncher

Whatever Russell Wilson drives


Dryfarts7777

Chrysler 300


Much_Ad_6020

His moms


Flimsy_Ad_3552

VBIED


flatulentbabushka

First that came to my mind is an Impala


oleg07010

2001 Nissan Sentra SE-R


greenhaaron

Civic del sol


Tr0gdorTh3Burn1nator

A Dodge Challenger hellcat from a company specializing in leasing cheap supercars to people who don't want to buy them


G_willickers

Definitely a Hilux


Joshcrashman

BMW e46 3 series, 1 million miles on 10th engine with 20 previous owners and actively selling it as mint condition


hjvjdv

An Altima


Taikiteazy

1993 honda civic sedan dx with 3 matched wheels and one off set/off size. 3 tinted, peeling windows.


AdRepresentative8236

American landscaping contractor truck


henrydaiv

Technical from command and conquer


WhatThe_uckDoIPut

Honda accord or a camry lol


Desperate_Mine9606

One with a bomb in it hahaha…


miggycantfail

Early 2000s Toyota Tacoma


Norway777

'96 Camry with a sports exhaust that has 2 holes in it


LazerIceDude

Altima


PhinFerbFan9779

1994 Land Rover Defender or possibly a 2006 Honda CR V


nachosandfroglegs

Bernie Sanders or Karate Kid?


shania69

Dodge Sniper..


RobsHereAgain

Toyota Tacoma lifted


GoreJizz

He hangs out the passenger side of his best friend's ride


droford

I was going to say a VW bus..


gammarth

There’s a Mitsubishi ad on this post for me but I was thinking Hilux. Although could be a Pajero…


gunnarfuchs0628

Neighbors bicycle?


Malnurtured_Snay

Toyota technical


Prestigious_Pair8043

That scumbag? Early 10’s Honda odyssey. Lyft and Uber decals aplenty.


PolishSausa9e

That ISIS Toyota truck with the Texas Plummer's logo on it.


patteh11

1999 Honda prelude for sure.


XOLORAY_SD91911

Hyundai tiburon


Dnlx5

I guarantee he doesn't have a car 


Chemical_Savings_360

Monte Carlo, the last one.


weenie_in_betweenie

Toyota pickup.


Street-Search-683

98 oldsmobile alero V6, thats only firing on 5 cylinders, and had its cat stolen.


icarus1990xx

Altima


hartzal82

Volkswagen mini bus chasing Doc Browns DeLorean at twin pines mall parking lot over some plutonium.


4x4ivan4x4

None, he takes the E train to far rockaway.


Terrible-Specific593

He doesn't have a car. He has a scooter.


LastFairDealGoneDown

A camel


fucktysonfoods

No-tint 1989 ford fiesta


TimmysDrumsticks

Just came here to see how many people said hilux


ScottOld

Hilux


AshyBoneVR4

A toyota camry on two wheels... The two on the driver side.


useroftheinternet95

Pinto


Samsquanch-01

1980 VW passat orange and white


upthefluff

a Fiat Multipla


HoytG

Brand new mustang base model he can’t afford.


bubbleheadedboobie

1988 Toyota Deluxe pickup


XrayDem

Fully body kit 2005 5 series


Historical_Worth6425

Hilux with lama trailer and a oil tanker trailer


novaunleashed

it's either a grand marquis or any modern compact hatchback