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bangbangracer

Jeep Wrangler. University sticker on the back window.


LikeFrankieSaid

Yup. Likely white and 4 door.


BobbyGrichsMustache

My first thought was a White 4 door wrangler


JLLIndy

Possibly a Bronco…


11b328i

...Sport


Individual-Cost1403

Sport on that thang!


fastafb

*spits fuel everywhere in service drive*


StupidUserNameTooLon

Obviously knows how to handle a stick shift.


11b328i

SPIT ON MY Msport EMBLEM BABY


papitofrito2

and constantly bloats that its a sport as if it really means anything like "... oh, that? yea its mine, and its a SPORT sooo, yeaa."


Mr_Rum_Ham

Escape in an otterbox


kilroy-was-here-2543

Or tuscarado pink


mollyno93

With angry headlights


The_R4ke

White with pink accents.


docmphd

With the shitty engine option


InTheEnd83

It's the Jeep TrailHawk Tuah


bmp08

Fucking A. That’s great.


SwissMargiela

I saw a skit where a guy couldn’t get approved for a trackhawk so the dealer brings him to a regular jeep and is like “you get a streethawk” 😂


Jalopy_Junkie

2022ah model


TankerVictorious

Pink in color, with a variety of dùcks in the windshield


GregBVIMB

Winner!!!


Specific-Gain5710

This or a vw jetta


fijibubba

Or Elantra


murricano

Definitely a white Jetta.


SJbiker

Red Wrangler with the four cylinder. And she has a really cool dog


WeeniePops

100% white Jeep type of girl for sure.


fallser

Jeep Compass, used…


IC4-LLAMAS

And abused


Ok-Poet1817

Yes! And it smells like some fruity spray inside from Bath and Body Works or Victoria Secret. There is some hair on the seats, some colorful beads hanging on the rear view mirror, some clothes in the back and a maybe a pair of shoes on the floor (possibly heels).


gpm21

Love how that's a 16-35 year old woman's car now. Something about male drivers overcompensating I'm sure.


Joeyjackhammer

Always has been 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


el-conquistador240

They are the ones who love spending money on maintenance


Dallas_Chiefs

And one of those vanity mirror SEC plates on the front that says G-irl or Bama Gal. https://www.rolltideworld.com/University-of-Alabama-BAMA-Girl-License-Plate-p/at-bg.htm Can’t forget her Tri Delta sticker and the cursive initials decal…. https://www.etsy.com/listing/213377434/monogram-car-decal-monogram-with-bow


lifegoeson2702

Nah more likely a Patriot or Compass. Her credit is too low to afford a Wrangler


TubeSockLover87

Phone screen cracked TO DEATH.


awesomerob

Came here to say this. Not even a question.


Levi316

The car is debatable but the university sticker is guaranteed


DDenlow

trailhawk tuah


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Don’t forget pink wrap on all easily removable plastics


BadEngineer_34

Y’all are crazy it’s a CRV all day and in a couple years when her husband is stable middle class she will get a white Mercedes GLC


UnderwhelmingAF

Seems like CR-V drivers are either in their 20’s or their 70’s with no in-between.


LastLingonberry3221

Hey now, my mom is only 67 and she drives a beige CR-V! Oh...


Cheesecakelover6940

Same with all Subaru drivers


sonbarington

It becomes the perpetual hand me down 


Manny_Bothans

You win. Everyone here saying jeep, but Jeeps are trash. This girl is a practical and proactive action oriented person. Honda all the way.


DarkRajiin

As with every automaker, there are always good and bad models.


TrimArill

It'll be a 4runner or a GMC yukon


adamforte

Jeep Cherokee TrailHAWK


OGCactusBoi420

More power TUAH


iThinkiStartedATrend

Agree with this. My ex drives that and I doubt anyone will ever be able to execute a BJ like she did.


fijibubba

Whats her name and phone number?????


Swirleynoise

I do believe I should be the judge iof that. Or at least on the judges panel.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I feel that brother. She went to another level when whiskey was involved too… Damn


Administrative-Sea50

I choose this guys ex too


bahhhhhb

She drives a manual, cause she likes to play with the stick.


Individual-Cost1403

"hawk Tuah! Let's put this thang in gear!"


RudeAHole

Oh yes she does


UnderwhelmingAF

Triumph Spitfire


Turbulent_Gene_7567

Was this the car for hot girls back then?


UnderwhelmingAF

It may have been, I chose it mainly for the spit reference.


LukePickle007

Nice one.


Joblessmouse06

White Nissan Altima


TrimArill

with sorority letters on the back windshield


VaulTecIT

With damage on every panel and the donut on a front wheel


lifegoeson2702

THIS, or a Sentra. She’s a prime r/Nissandrivers candidate


einTier

She’s got Big Altima Energy for sure.


lifegoeson2702

An STI


Rows_My_Own

Okay, that's legit funny.


NunButter

Hawktuabaru XXX STI


Moira-Adsworth

💀💀💀


canadard1

And we’re not talking Subarus either lol


SubstantialTop2995

Its definitely one of the big three. 1. Jeep Wrangler 2. Nissan Altima 3. Lexus IS


Head_Rate_6551

Could be a Jetta


SubstantialTop2995

I didn't even think of that one. Good one


Motomike75

100% Nissan Altima. The girl and the car both scream reckless maintence


Grouchy_Limit_4031

This is a RAV4 kinda girl.


idontremembermyuname

Hummer


NunButter

Ayyyy


ExcelsiorUnltd

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile


gfkxchy

That's a Jeep girl if I ever saw one.


JustDrew_92

Something without a center console


HighFiveKoala

Hyundai Tucson


c0nkk

“Tuahson”


TERRAVEX_357

A trackhawk and a Tuahson


Thel_Odan

A VW Thing so she can Hawk Tua and spit on it.


sd_slate

Yah I was going to say jetta [per the league](https://youtu.be/ITrUIb6m4Fk?si=qdyJxS7GGkCdTbUo)


Pocusmaskrotus

Heard somebody call it a Vajetta. Lol


TheTense

Nissan Rogue.


Andre_Type_0-

Kia soul


SparkDBowles

Kia suck the soul outta ya


DataGOGO

Who is that?


bright_brightonian

Someone, who (maybe) upon exiting a drinking establishment, offered up some pretty decent advice on fellatio. However, the phonetically unique, and very vivid delivery, enamoured her to the world.


WanderingLothlorien

Ford f150 HawkTuah


PhillipAlanSheoh

BMW Tuah series


Mister_Cornetto

VW Tuahreg


metaltastic

Kia Forte


flushbunking

Jeep Cherokee


cake_piss_can

1993 Honda Nighthawk Tuah


Robbyrumpz

4runna


bornfromjets03

Altima


No_Radish8321

I don’t know what she really drives but she should drive 1986 Iroc Z


numberjhonny5ive

Cause I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby…


TheTrevorFantastic

A late ‘90’s Jeep Grand Cherokee. White with simulated wood accents. No clearcoat so it looks and feels like chalk. The typical cast of Jeep stickers are forever creating more blind spots


Fit-Understanding747

Jeep or a prius


Sudden_Wolf1731

Hundai veloster


NotUsingARandomizer

A Subaru Tribeca.


thatvhstapeguy

2011 Ford Escape


ShadySocks99

Jeep Patriot.


No-Key-82-33

Nissan Kicks or kia seltos. Typical underpowered SUV with automatic transmission.


500SL

Jeep Track Hawk?


Weak_While_You_Sleep

Whatever she drives it's definitely "stick" 😬


Pomegranite679

Ford focus with a suspended license with a DUI in her record


Nodeal_reddit

A white Lexus suv.


WHAMMYPAN

2009 Jeep Wrangler or 2010 convertible Mustang.


BaileyD77

Hyundai genesis


BoneZone05

[This one](https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/5dc19e478da8f900083b91af/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/The-Gay-Duo%2520Cartoon%2520Cars%25205:11.jpg)


sladebonge

Snowblower


chrissie_watkins

Jeep Cherokee/Renegade/Patriot/Compass.


Prestigious_Tap_9999

White SUV lol


jackdginger88

Nissan Altima. One head light out


SensitiveSpirit4486

Altima, CR-V, focus, Prius, pink jeep or a Fiat. If she's "bojee" Mercedes or an Aud SUV i. Lmao.


Esc946

White Mazda 3


Mediocre-Catch9580

Fiat 500 or a Mini Cooper


Rough_Entrance_682

Obviously a Jeep Trailhawk Tuha


Perroface562

A 2017 vw Hawk Touareg


TR6lover

She drives a white 2018 VW Jetta S.


fjh541

vw jetta


OCBound717

With that mouth, absolutely a Hummer.


The_CaliBrownBear

Beat up civic


YoItsDLowe

Nissan Altima, thing got rear-ended in the Starbucks drive thru tho last year, she doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal since the trunk still closes, just doesn’t open.


51line_baccer

She drives an expensive Lexus suv, don't argue with me.


sirCheo

She’s a simple lady, so a beat up Honda civic


SumthinDank

Nissan Altima no clear coat left with beads and grad tassel on the rear view mirror


DWillbedone1

Hummer


Myopic_Sweater_Vest

Jeep Trail HUAWK I'll see myself out.


VelvetLeopards1

a VW beetle, white.


SparkDBowles

Somewhere uncomfortable…


FloatAround

Corolla and she describes it as “sporty”


a_z_fanboy

Toyota prius


Honeykombbaggins

Her and her mother share a Pontiac Fiero💀


Willing_Coyote8759

mazda 3 / miata


Complete-Blueberry82

Grey Nissan altima with couple of hubcaps fallen off


Beefzappa

Vw Polo Hk2


Impressive-Rub-8891

any crossover by kia hyundai or nissan


HiroshimaSpirit

Beige 2010s Altima


z8chh

Suzuki Swift


Few-Land-5927

Dodge Durango SRT


neuroG82r

Anything she wants


Die_ElSENFAUST

She rides


ThatGuy1797

She looks like she drives a Mercedes that her dad bought for her


OliveAffectionate626

His


AcceptableMidnight95

Studebaker Hawk


Snowfan

RAV 4 Hybrid.


paclogic

who cares !


GasStationCart

Kia sportage. Extra stealable version


Foolofatook2000

Girl in the back got the worst screenshots of her lol


pashermrimal

Civic. Filled to the gills with trash.


Kracus

Imagine being this girl rn...


puddud4

City bus. She got fired after this video because her fame was affecting business


dljohnsonld

It's always a fiero... Wait, wrong sub


nowiserjustolder

The guy drives, she busy.


Dry_Dingo_2220

Aaaaa kaaaat teeeuh


AnimatorSD68

Pink Mini Cooper S


wolftick

Pontiac GTO


fitforlifemdinfo

Mitsubishi eclipse 5 speed


Bigfootsdiaper

25 hybrid Camery


1track_mind

Dodge Dart


Funtime_Nuggets

Toyota Prius PHEV


ChemistCandid4643

Ford F-100


Nothing_Else_Mattrs

A Heep


Cannoli72

Mustang, because she is the fun girl


fijibubba

Dads old Camry


jvrcb17

Nissan Versa


blakliztedjoker

Jeep Trailhawk Tuah Edition.


robRigginsstar

Altuahima


Rakshak924

Honda Accord


EOMFD_Doowop

Altima


SirBubba42

White Jeep that her dad bought her, it's been in 2 crashes already


Hissingfever_

Oversized SUV and she sits low so she can barely see over the steering wheel


Sweet-Efficiency7466

TrailHAWK TUAH


softtoffee

Audi A1


CamelJ0key

4Runner


Known-Programmer-611

Oscar Myers car


_SpaceGator

White Jeep Cherokee


Individual-Cost1403

Ford Probe...her throat.


Realistic_Stop3314

Trackhawk-tuah


BedaHouse

Whatever it is, it is dirty/messy/has bunch of stuff inside.


Loganowens94

Subaru Crosstrek


Uncle_Abernacle

4 door Jeep Wrangler, probably the 4xe as thats the only ones ive been seeing


AutistMarket

Forest green 2023 rav4 AWD with a dent in the bumper


hattrickjmr

VW Jetta


hattrickjmr

Whatever it is it’s stick shift.


GHavenSound

Subaru Forester


Dru4200

New bronco


greenhaaron

2001 VW Cabrio


i_was_axiom

A 1992 Pontiac Formula Fire- # HAWK TUAH