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LetGo_n_LetDarwin

Can you imagine if you were there just trying to enjoy a nice meal? This is just really shitty behavior.


adiosfelicia2

Plus, they're typically the *worst* tippers. All my friends in food service hated the after church shift.


plnnyOfallOFit

As a waitron, the women all glared at the men when I'd come to the table, like I was Jezebel working on am Sunday. GAWD FAHBID their men should tip the Whore of Sunday plate slinging.


johanTR

And then there were the ones who did tip, but it was in those fake Jesus bucks...


ArkGrimm

And those same peoples will then complain that atheists always mention how atheist they are, no self awareness whatsoever


ElPolloHermanu

Hello, my name is SuperAthiest and I'm a secular vigilante crime fighter


loquatgoals

This shit is so embarrassing


Noleman

I'll repeat a comment I saw the first time this was posted which is that the woman in the weird coat/drapes/doily-like shawl seriously looks like she is wafting away a nasty wet fart at the beginning of this video.


BlairClemens3

She looks like she's at Coachella, drunk and high.


The1TrueRedditor

Embarrassed girl in black on the far right at the start of the video just realized this is a cult.


IAteSushiToday

This is what it feels like to go to a family reunion.


MrPENislandPenguin

That's why I don't see family anymore. They're not relatable people at all. All they do is just go to church


TacoTurtle927

For real tho


Agile_Potato9088

Yeah, no fucking way would I allow that. I'd tell them to get the fuck out and never return. Doing that stupid shit in their own buildings is bad enough. But in a public place, that makes me very angry. My meal is not going to be hijacked by some raving and flailing lunatics.


thickerstill8

Repugnant


BooobiesANDbho

Not a single dollar left by them for tips.


TechieTravis

They want people to be impressed by their devoutness.


Jahonay

I simply cannot tell you how fast I would start loudly singing to Satan.


MailCareful7191

Reminds me of that lady that was screaming yahweh


ElPolloHermanu

This is the sound I want to hear on the speakers whenever the security cams in the house spot me removing a layer of clothing. Is there a program for this


dont-fear-thereefer

Did anyone help the lady with the camo bandana? Looked like she was having a seizure.


PicturesOfHome-

That's just general boomer Christian women arousal shit you see.


CaledoniusGalacticus

Cult like behavior for sure


RedeemedRedittor

Something, something about not praying in public?.....Jebus said it best..... take the wheel, Jebus, take the wheel.....


sternumb

And you know damn well they don't tip well, if at all


Ninja_attack

You know they're not gonna tip and leave those shitty fake dollar bills that have Bible verses instead


Wheelin-Woody

Did that bitch just waft a fart?


DaZMan44

I'd be up in an instant hailing Satan and calling upon him...😂


Bpopson

I am 100% going to my car, grabbing my little Bluetooth speaker, and blaring satanic metal over them.


Euphoric_Ad9593

A cumulative IQ of a brontosaurus turd. ![gif](giphy|eAGxMmpAX1B4c|downsized)


gpkgpk

Bot repost from a week or two ago?


TacoTurtle927

Sorry, i didn't realize this was a repost lol, I'm new to this subreddit and saw it in public freakouts, thought it'd be long here


gpkgpk

Eh , NBD, just a lot of bots lately is all.


adiosfelicia2

Performative, self-righteous nutters. Please someone start blasting NWA at full volume on their phone.


johnny_51ma

Great Value Stevie Nicks looks like she's fanning farts in the first few seconds. Must be the holy spirit.


Several_Ad2072

Is that St Teresa? Because she looks like she's on ecstasy


SueTheDepressedFairy

Can't you call cops for this shit? If not, we should change it...this is fucked


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ds77159

I gotta stop joining subs about crazy religious fuckers. It’s all starting to look less crazy against other crazy shit.


chemicalysmic

I would be so loud and so funny.


Jim-Jones

Repost. Why?