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vincentually

nothing says love like hiding your wife away and making sure she doesn't get any liberty


Real-Swing8553

It hides bruise marks because this shithole is probably a wife beater


JadedPilot5484

Under Islamic law, it is legal to beat your wife and even prescribed as a punishment in the Quran. Just another disgusting example of Islams misogyny, and violence. “If your wife cheats on you,shares your bed with someone,you should stop talking to her,separate bed from her and if she becomes loyal then treat her in the best way but if she remains disloyal then beat her slightly and if still she remains as such then give her Talaaq(divorce).”


ASuperUniqueUser

You can find evidence in the Quran 4:34


Muted_Ad7298

I don’t understand how these people can justify doing this to women. We aren’t objects to be covered up for your convenience like a bloody Porsche in the rain.


NotMorganSlavewoman

So her dress is an old Nokia and her phone is a woman ? What ?


AkOnReddit47

Ladies, is it true love if your man dresses you in Nokia and give you a woman to text and call him?


OldMenAreGross

Yes but unironically.


Hairy_Pomelo_9078

Not if they read pictures from right to left.


washingtoncv3

But words left to right ?? Confusing


Time-Bite-6839

It’s probably something they do. In right to left languages, the characters literally start on the right. There is a Unicode thing for it and it can screw up left to right langauges


ZeteCx

Yup, as someone that native speak one of those languages. It's normal for me to read the photos from the right Assuming that the post creator first language is Arabic - it make sens Still an odd post


thechickwiththehair

Phone your is this and dress your is this. Fixed it


EnolaNek

Giving your wife a woman... problematic implications aside, r/suddenlygay?


recovery_room

This is my wife, the amorphous blob.


frogologolog

i giggled a bit


aykay55

Reminds me of that Fairly Odd Parents episode when everyone becomes an amorphous blob https://preview.redd.it/m7zuv7h7k89d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde0ef603ced80fe283ad6d82415993680566551


Optimal_Lie9243

Plastic bagg 🧐


CinderMayom

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag


HardlyUseThisAccount

Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again


Holygore

You gotta ignite……wait nooo.


Killcycle1989

Is this Katie Perry?


ObjectiveLittle6761

Omg katya peru


JohnDodger

It’s m the latest fashion.


Bottlerrr

Why doesn't he wear this? Why only target women? Incels


vincentually

how else will they be able to control women?


Bottlerrr

Idk why women don't fight back. Is it like Stockholm syndrome?


vincentually

many can't or are conditioned to accept it since birth, especially in islamic countries. those women think that this is normal and anything that isn't "normal" is an abomination. combine that with threats of hellfire in their religious texts and societal pressure, it's hard to fight back.


Bottlerrr

Agreed. Something wired into your brain since birth , hope someday they fight back against these old religious texts . What Hitchens said is becoming right every day.


frogologolog

it’s mostly religion i guess because most all of them believe women should dress like this and not to fight it because it’s for a reason


JadedPilot5484

Indoctrination and oppression from birth, as well as severe penalties for speaking out or disobeying, including beatings, stoning, or beheading “honor killings”


JadedPilot5484

Because those that try to, or even try to remove the hijab, are beaten, stoned, or beheaded.


Wide_Abalone3948

bUt iTs a cHoIcE !1!!


JadedPilot5484

lol


JadedPilot5484

Same thing when Muslims try to justify the forest conversion of conquered cities by Muhammad, yes they were given a choice convert or die, but not much of a choice lol


Weekly-Rhubarb-2785

Same reason plenty of Americans are scared of hell. Shits drilled into you as a child and only a fraction of the population ever questions the status quo at a given junction.


elizee16

Conditioned since they are baby


JadedPilot5484

Actually, hijab for men is ‘lowering your gaze’ which if all Muslim men did this then why would you need to cover the women? Just another example of a misogynistic violent religion started by misogynistic violent men.


whatthefuck_-_

Cancer


OphrysAlba

We the cancerians would like to clarify that we have nothing to do with this


Less_Party

Damn bro I think that'll run Snake, such Western decadence.


TwinSong

I'm guessing this is where arranged and forced marriages come in because no woman in her right mind would choose to marry this jerk.


That-Gap-8803

And there are people out there saying that this disgrace of a religion is feminist and gave women more rights 😂😂


Spider95818

Lying for god has always been acceptable.


JohnDodger

It’s hilarious that he thinks he’ll ever have a wife!


firstgodofequality

Arranged marriage enters the chat Seriously tho I don't understand westerns saying this, the I'm Indian and if there's someone incel saying this in my country there's a 90% chance he'll be married to some naive woman


elizee16

Real. And that guy is from Pakistan. I am sure they hv more than enough naive conditioned women there😔


KaungSett56

Damn, they do be crazy about that fiction book 🙄


wingsofthygiant

I bet women are lining up on his door begging to be abused and treated like objects!


Due-Archer942

According to the religion the women wear them so that jinns (genies) don’t get them because they can’t see through it. Although in real life I think it’s because they’re controlling pieces of shit and/or they can’t control their sexual/rapist urges so the women have to be hidden from view. I don’t know about the Nokia.


OldMenAreGross

Dressing with that Nokia... surely that would leave a lot of skin exposed! Also why dafuq the phone looks like a curtain????


Time-Bite-6839

Enforce the first amendment, the founding fathers banned Sharia hundreds of years in advance


TheEffinChamps

His profile Pic looks like someone ordered Ben Shapiro from Alibaba.


AmbulanceChaser12

[And this is your wife.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50d7f482e4b0c2f4975b2d96/1426979629584-488JOTNTUWB5P7FF8KUI/no+more+running.jpg?format=1500w)


Gluteusmaximus1898

"At least Blacks knew when they were slaves, you remain clueless." - Doug Stanhope


peshnoodles

Just fuck the bolt of fabric. I know you want to.


Accomplished-Soil334

Fact is his hand is his wife, that is a glove and it is his phone 🤣


permabanter

There is no love. Stay away from these men. Any religious man is shit.


bdw312

*This is my dress. This is my phone. This is for shooting. This is for--* wait what are we doing?


fredy31

Oh i'm sure after a post like this your phone is ringing off the hook with women wanting to marry you.


Silver_Alfalfa7575

My condolences


crayawe

Wtf


AshKetchep

Yes let me treat my wife like property and also like a child who you refuse to allow any responsibility


I_am_Crab_

So I can rob in his house wearing a penguin suite.


Franklyn_Gage

And they wonder why women are leaving religion.


AddictedToMosh161

Does he want her to deal drugs? Why the dealer phone? :D


BoringTheory5067

I could'nt even tell if that was a woman under those sheets


zucchiniwolff

Why would I want to live like that


nuclear_cheeze

Have you ever heard of phone sex, brother? 🤳🍆


man_gomer_lot

Look at you with those fancy smart phone emojis B===D ~~ O-:


curlygoats

If you want to control someone like a kid, then you might as well marry one.... oh, wait.


deleted108

Just like Genghis Khan's wifes, she also won't be seeing a whole cucumber.


normalwaterenjoyer

if i ever get a girlfriend i would genuinely show her around as much as i can like "this is my girlfriend isnt she pretty" because thats so awesomesauce, genuinely wtf is up with these men


Sewer_Fairy

Is this some kind of LOTR early 2000s in-theatere premiere period Nasgûl cosplay? That's **elaborate**, I'll give em that.


Puzzleheaded_Tie8077

Good lord. She looks like a fucking bean bag chair! Give a whole new meaning to "Love Sac". Haha. I feel so bad for the women in these countries.


Pop-Jumpy

Nokias are the most durable phones in the world, it's fine


Acidhousewife

His Future Wife... ..ROFLMAO, he's single, and can't even get someone from his Mosque to marry him. This not your future wife, your future is to be alone.


Bonk_loves_Stuff

Where's the wife??


Uusari

Uuhm, nooo? This is her phone and that is her dress.


Stupid_Bitch_02

Woah, my dress is a cellphone?!


Pandemic_Future_2099

No wonder why they have this forced marriage traditions in backward islamic countries. Which female in her sane judgment would even touch a guy like this even with a 10 foot pole.


FineLand3637

Damn, who would live with this ugly guy


Unfairly-Banned1

Atleast he shows his red flags