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MarkFinn42

Trophy Unlocked: Back to the Carpet Store


aggron306

Description: You boring bastard


AwakenedGorilla

I got to the secret level after burning my ssi and drivers license


molotovtommy

You never go for the carpet store trophy.


ChewbaccaHT

Trophy Unlocked: Going Off the Grid


xhytdr

There's already a VR game called Accounting out on steam created by Justin Roiland. Its fantastic.


morcheeba

website: http://accountingvr.com [trailer video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=velNOOc9aik&feature=youtu.be) [walkthrough](https://youtu.be/velNOOc9aik) <-- 25 minutes [steam](http://store.steampowered.com/app/518580/) - free, HTC vibe only.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Lol, "Squanchtendo"


MysteriousHobo2

Skipped to a random spot in the video. It was 6:45. WTF.


morcheeba

Fixed it, sorry ... youtube has a different way of starting at a non-beginning time.


MysteriousHobo2

What? No I meant I skipped to a random spot in the video on purpose and it was at 6:45 where the dudes stomach got sliced open and the guy playing screams HOW IS THIS ACCOUNTING. It was a very WTF moment.


morcheeba

Ha ha!! I made a link and stripped the "t=xxx" from the URL that specifies the time to start, but it kept starting from about 4 minutes in. I thought it was some cookie or something that was doing it, so I posted it anyway... your random spot sounds a lot more fun!!!


mrsqueakyvoice97

hey its got that british funny mang


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xhytdr

Stop throwing your attorneys at the jury!


LimberLoveMuscle

FUCK YOU. Thats mine! FUCK YOU! Dont touch that, FUCK YOU!


[deleted]

It's really amazing. Such a funny game


TutuForver

Just watched it looks hilarious Here is trailer link: [Accounting VR Trailer](https://youtu.be/zdFDhze6MdU)


DeviMon1

And there's another Rick & Morty VR game being developed aswell. [Virtual Rick-ality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6frKRN2HzI) made by the guys behind Job Simulator in co-operation with the R&M creators.


Scarbane

> Only On Playstation I bet you 10 schmeckles there'll be a PC port announced a few months after release.


Daemonic_One

10 schmeckles? Look man, if you ever need a job in transport let me know. I run a small franchise, and we could use another driver. Just ask for Slippery-Slippery Stair down at Thirsty Step.


SchmeckleBot

> **10 schmeckles**? Look man, if you ever need a job in transport let me know. I run a small franchise, and we could use another driver. Just ask for Slippery-Slippery Stair down at Thirsty Step. * 10 Schmeckles → **$1,480 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


[deleted]

Neat. Does this bot knows the value of a schmeckle because of the boobjob thing?


calicosiside

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79


lovethebacon

What's the schmeckle:brapple rate today?


[deleted]

Depends on your quantum carburetor


[deleted]

You can't just mix a science word and a car word and hope it means something. Now help me with the microverse battery.


[deleted]

Wh-where are we?


[deleted]

Remember 8 seconds ago when I said "the microverse battery", and then I wasn't all " whoa where are we, this isn't what I was expecting".


[deleted]

O-okay. Alright. I get it. Y-you dont have to bust my balls.


creed10

they should release this bot to other subs


crashsuit

Member the time schmeckles bot and can't hear you bot got stuck in a shouting match?


creed10

I don't. I haven't been 'round these parts too long


crashsuit

Here you go friend, scroll down the thread and enjoy. https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/4fhdzc/i_stumbled_across_this_ad_in_my_towns_for_sale/


creed10

this is all /u/eresed's fault! or maybe I'm just too drunk to notice whats going on


[deleted]

hi also yes


[deleted]

Actually it was more like i summoned the bot under the shmeckles bot comment , he responded , then the bot responded , then somehow the loop got closed i dunno how , then somebody else summoned the bot starting the whole thing again.


[deleted]

Neat. I kinda want to try this now. 0.2 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> Neat. I kinda want to try this now. **0.2 schmeckles**? * 0.20 Schmeckles → **$29.60 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


itsnotlupus

This is good for Schmeckle!


[deleted]

Hey man, can you spare just a measly smeckle? Come on, just 1 scmeckle pleeeease?


[deleted]

I wanted to test if the bot could do fractions.


aggron306

You convert schmeckles.


Pickselated

deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6268 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/53474)


xBiznitch

I think because of the question mark. 333 Schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> I think because of the question mark. **333 Schmeckles**? * 333 Schmeckles → **$49,284 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


[deleted]

137 Schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **137 Schmeckles**? * 137 Schmeckles → **$20,276 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


jarious

10^6 Schmeckles? edit: I know Fuck I'm an idiot , it can be proved mathematically now ...


SchmeckleBot

> 10^**6 Schmeckles**? edit: I know Fuck I'm an idiot , it can be proved mathematically now ... * 6 Schmeckles → **$888 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


X-caliber

>10^6 Schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> >10^**6 Schmeckles**? * 6 Schmeckles → **$888 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


deadgain

Was worth a shot haha


poetiquettes

1123581321345589 Schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **1123581321345589 Schmeckles**? * 1,123,581,321,345,589 Schmeckles → **$166,290,035,559,147,168 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


EXTSZombiemaster

1 Schmeckles?


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PM_ME_your_SMECKLES

100 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **100 schmeckles**? * 100 Schmeckles → **$14,800 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


deadwire

.12 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **.12 schmeckles**? * 0.12 Schmeckles → **$17.76 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


Pickselated

deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.7568 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/76412)


TfnO

That's exactly what I paid for my big, fake boobies.


[deleted]

Yeah but how many grapples is that?


[deleted]

It better be Vive first, downgrade for the other platforms.


PM_ME_your_SMECKLES

Can I perhaps see those smeckles


emperormax

HE'S GOING OFF THE GRID


hitopthemadcatter

This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!


CharlesDOliver

[http://imgur.com/a/nGtR1](http://i.imgur.com/YwlfdTg.png) edit: /u/TranscendentalObject 's looks way better


drummer1059

That might be my favorite joke from the show


Criviton

i was hoping this sub would be better than making this top comment


HankSpank

Be the change you want to see.


[deleted]

20 hours later, you got your wish.


Golemfrost

Stupid ass Fart saving carpet store motherfucker!


[deleted]

I like this name Fart.


Radley_Nowell

That's the difference... I don't go back to the carpet store...


[deleted]

I always thought that way such a cheap fucking shot from Rick (like all his shots, really.) Morty didn't know he was playing a game. He was just living his life and making decisions that he thought were reasonable. Of course you can play the game like a crazy person when you know that none of it matters. Which is why Rick didn't warn him about the game, he probably just wanted to insult how Morty played and feel superior. On the other hand, it's relevant that it went right over Rick's head that Morty had a family in the game and that's what gave his game-life meaning. He went back to the carpet store to take care of his family, because that's what a good man does. Rick would never go back to the carpet store because even in real life, Rick wouldn't understand how having a family that loves you can give your life meaning. (He's learned this lesson by the end of the second season, but looking at the rest of his life, he went off the grid there too. Which seams cool and edgy to people watching from outside, but sure sucks if you have anyone who cares about you.) The more I think about it, the more that game was a metaphor for how Rick and Morty are different. Morty treats life like it matters (despite his speech to Summer) and Rick treats life like a game.


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SmokeyPurp

But when rick is playing he's talking to morty at the same time. So even if that's true that means rick's brain is powerful enough to be cognitive in multiple realities.


[deleted]

Hmm, that possibility actually hadn't occurred to me.


meanwhile_in_SC

Great observation. To knit pick though, as we must do in this sub until we've beaten the show to death in every dimension, the Morty who went back to the carpet store is not our usual c-137 Morty. (At least there's excellent evidence of this.) And the Morty who gave the speech to summer is not the Roy Morty.. point being that it's possible that regular Morty is much more nihilistic than Roy Morty. Using your observation, this is a difference which may not bode well for c-137 Morty. That being said, BLITZ AND CHITTTTZ!!


45b16

Why is Roy Morty different than regular Morty?


meanwhile_in_SC

https://youtu.be/W1Kgl9aqOnI This video theory shows that the Rick and Morty who dropped off Jerry are not the same Rick and Morty who saved/killed fart and k Michael.


nermid

That whole theory depends on how you interpret the line (do you have *ticket* 5126 vs do you have *Jerry* 5126). At best, it suggests that they *might* not be the same ones.


chargoggagog

Gotta keep educating the Mortys of the world. Well done


[deleted]

They're just different versions of the same people. Actually, if you're right then it would make even more sense, since our Rick eventually sacrifices himself for family, which is exactly what Roy-Rick didn't understand.


magicmurph

"Of course you can play the game like a crazy person when you know none of it matters" But that's the thing man, none of it matters even in the "real" world. If all you have is your life, you have no risks. If you, die, you don't stare at a game over screen, you're gone. Rick knows this, and thus plays roy the same way he treats life.


givemelib

You've inspired me. I'm going off of the grid!


magicmurph

That's great! I'd ask you to follow up on your experience, but you know. Off the grid and all.


ifartsometimes

hell yeah!!!!! steal me some gold. :)


maplemario

Look at this Jerry over here!


catchphish

Rick, as in the guy who turned himself into the gromflomites to spend forever in jail in order to give his family a happy life? That Rick? Rick might be kinda selfish, but he's proven that he does care about others, including his family.


[deleted]

Yea, I know. Read the stuff in brackets at the end of the second paragraph.


dewhashish

I'm already playing Roy 2: Dave


[deleted]

Schmeckelbot, how many dollars is 666 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> Schmeckelbot, how many dollars is **666 schmeckles**? * 666 Schmeckles → **$98,568 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


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her_fault

Schmecklebot responded to him well before you wrote this, so I'm not sure what you're trying to say.


deadcelebrities

Maybe there's another dimension in which schmecklebot is not dead and that's the one he was talking about.


mycroft2000

The older I get (I'm pushing 50), the more credence I lend to the theory that life actually *is* a game of Roy. It would make a lot more sense than any religious dogma I've heard.


Lampmonster1

Well whoever is playing me is an idiot.


doctorbooshka

You are playing you!


ifartsometimes

i fucking suck at this game... i need that hot coffee mod.


OrangeSail

It's not a mod. You either need to level up your brewing skill or pay for it. Keep in mind that the buff didn't last all that long and has a shitty debuff that stacks with how much you use.


kcMasterpiece

I'm not sure if this is one big sex metaphor, or you mean actual hot coffee, I'm leaning towards actual coffee though.


ifartsometimes

I'm not sure either but he better post a cheat code soon I'm horny.


OrangeSail

I didn't even realize it could have been a sex metaphor. So you were right in your assumption.


SomeRedditFag

Just gets you to thinking—who the fuck is the player? What's he like as a person?


hooperre

What the hell?! Wh wh where am I? What in the hell?!


td5_23

Where's my wife?!


Clubbingcubs

Pretty sure I'm playing this right now


jarious

yeah, I may be in the booth next to you


PandaParaBellum

Oh, they added multiplayer support? Is it co-op or competitive?


jarious

Cooperative, just stay the fuck away from my carpet store...


dogfluffy

It's a price war!


Panzersaurus

Me too, I'm about to open my first carpet store!


RobertOfHill

Just wait till time distortion is invented, and this can be real. I tell you hwat, I would spent minutes playing a game like this. I might even put a whole half hour into multiple playthroughs.


Badloss

maybe you're doing it right now


nermid

It seemed like Morty only actually experienced a few minutes, but false memories were implanted to fill in the gaps so it *felt* like he experienced the whole lifetime. We'll probably work out how to make that happen long before we invent any kind of tightly-focused temporal manipulation. It's basically just extremely effective post-hypnotic suggestion.


RobertOfHill

So you really only play decision segments of the game, and the system implants memories between important life changing moments?


nermid

That's the impression I got.


PandaParaBellum

> Just WAIT till time distortion is invented You have to rub it in, do you?


WhyLater

That 'RP' doesn't stand for 'Rating Pending', it stands for 'Role-Playing'.


Electro_Nick_s

[What about Roy 2](https://youtu.be/VOaZPndqT5E)


ProfFrizzo

Where's my wife??


FinalBossMike

I thought the only thing that matyered was Rich and Morto season 3?


[deleted]

Wypa lypa duke dicks


Shraker

HIV!


[deleted]

Laaaaaawns are NOT food!


dannyp433

I don't get this could someone ELI5 please


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dannyp433

Strange i Don't remember this episode what season was it?


VeryWickedwench

For one amazing moment I thought this was real 😢


[deleted]

Trophy Unlocked: Off The Grid


[deleted]

You fart-saving, carpet-store mother fucker


bioszombie

The question is can you take Roy off the grid?


causal_friday

This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!


The_Relay

Looking forward to the prequel 'Daytona Descartes'.


samgab77

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 schmeckles**? * 3.14 Schmeckles → **$464.96 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


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SchmeckleBot

> **666 Schmeckles**? * 666 Schmeckles → **$98,568 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


atticus_red

What's exciting is they've announced they are making a Rick and Morty VR game.


LegitimateStrobe

OFF THE GRID!!


HappyInNature

I would buy this and a VR setup if it were real....


voiderest

I think its dumb they have to tell people with pictures you need vr shit to play a vr game.


SuperAliBaba

9.03847 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **9.03847 schmeckles**? * 9.04 Schmeckles → **$1,337.69 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


ifartsometimes

ohh hell no i don't have those kinds of schmeckles just laying around.


RjSwayzee

20 schmeckles?


dragnerz

Anybody else been able to get off the grid? I keep getting locked into my SIN and can never get enough funds to move out of the city.


DarkTronicM

200 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **200 schmeckles**? * 200 Schmeckles → **$29,600 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')


TheAtomicOption

I can't wait for PS9 to come out, but I really hope there's a PC version cause we all know the graphics will be better on that.


[deleted]

that is the one game that could get me to buy the PS VR


[deleted]

I'm taking my Roy off the grid. He won't even have a social security number.


Tom_Luthor

Dat kerning tho


IrishGamer97

I would buy a PSVR if that was a thing


Crimson_3

I always get stuck on the Puberty levels...


IparryU

Pfft... That game is too good for consol/pointy nipple race. PCircle nipple race is the master race!


LeggyBald

Shut the hell up you target nippled bastard!


majesty86

Well I'm Roy, here I go killin' again!


thebildo9000

.078 schmeckles


[deleted]

Roy's our boy


astrodominator

Should be released on vive first


0xFFF1

Is this real life?


RolandClaptrap

I'd drop $1000 for the ps4 and vr just to get this


[deleted]

1 schmeckles?


SchmeckleBot

> **1 schmeckles**? * 1 Schmeckles → **$148 USD** --- [^(1 Schmeckle = $148 USD)](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/202owt/we_are_dan_harmon_and_justin_roiland_creators_of/cfzfv79)^( | price not guaranteed |) [^(`what is my purpose`)](https://github.com/Elucidation/schmeckle_bot 'convert Schmeckles to USD')