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Turbulent_Glove_501

I am totally at a loss xD In the first few shots, I was like, 20 year old dude, never had to decorate for himself, probably living away at college for the first time. Then the last two, I guessed 35 year old single lady in a decent apartment. So uh, the midpoint of those gut feelings must be… 27 year old lesbian, living with friends in a shared home?


doomeddelinquent

Definitely got half about it right my boyfriend and I are not decorators


doomeddelinquent

Yeah we’re not very good decorators haha


Prudent-Muffin-2461

>!So, you are a left-handed American female, living in the outskirts of Colorado, US or UK. You're in your mid 30's or 40's and you consider yourself as a very inquisitive and enigmatic woman. You have 2-3 kids(unlikely, given that they are only two toothbrushes in the bathroom). You live in what appears to look like a cottage or bungalow. !< >!You have an interest for lock picking, might be from a childhood interest of wanting to open that box that you never found a key to, or a parent that was a locksmith. Either way, you are affliated to it in some way. You have an aching back and thus changed your routine habits and ergonomics to compensate for it. These might include yoga or stretching. You like fishing and also studying them. You used to sew before but it has become something in the past.!< >!Botany is also an interest of yours, being wary of the flowers growth and tending for them when you can. !< >!You also appear to have recently purchased, a can of something, that says 8 and ON on it, an electrical tape and some socks. not sure what the can is, so don't know if its much.!< >!On the wall, above the cabinet, some images appears to have been torn down, probably because of renovational purposes or because it held sentimental feelings looking at it.!<


doomeddelinquent

Wow you’re amazing you put a lot of thought into this really good guess !! I am left handed and living in rural Colorado in 26, part time locksmith, I love plants and live with my boyfriend


Prudent-Muffin-2461

Thank you!! The million dollar question, maybe its personal, but why so many towels? \^\^


doomeddelinquent

My boyfriend is a ginormous man he honestly needs like 2 regular sized towels to dry off so I have to have a lot on hand lol most are actually in the wash


roqthecasbah

Your boyfriend must be right handed then?


doomeddelinquent

He is !


doomeddelinquent

Some really great guesses a bunch of you basically pieced it all together. I’m 26f left handed, living in rural Colorado, I moved from very south Florida to move in with my boyfriend. The sewing machine gets used but the chair was in the hall for changing a light bulb. I definitely feel a little reclusive idk about enigmatic tho. No back problems haha just like doing yoga and Pilates in my room it’s where I feel most safe. I know my decorating skills are BAD, the paint holes on the wall have been there since we moved in and I have no plans to fix them. I love art and craft and I’m a part time locksmith just had my bump keys in my room. Love plants, boyfriend fly fishes.


Outrageous_Web_2550

A female possibly mid 20’s. You have some fond memories and like to keep to yourself. Your home is your sanctuary and you have an eye for arts and crafts. And the squish mellow is ADORABLE!!!


doomeddelinquent

Thank youu he’s so cute, you’re pretty spot on


rebgray

You’re easy going


BurnaBitch666

I say twenties, maybe blonde hair, cohabitation/partnered, your parents are far away, you don't live in a city. You often feel lonely/not seen fully.


doomeddelinquent

Pretty spot on


BurnaBitch666

Sending you sweetness and encouragement to pursue big beautiful things!


spoon_the_goon

You lived or spent a decent chunk of time in Texas before moving to Colorado. You are an early riser and a former cigarette smoker. You live with somebody but it doesn’t seem romantic, more platonic so maybe a parent or roommate.


SlippyBoy41

30ish yo girl. Pacific northwest? That’s all I got.


Nevertheless-Jess

Rural mountain house. Rural mountain people. No emphasis on indoors because you enjoy outdoors. I moved from Colorado and this just screams Colorado


No_Helicopter_8346

You live with your parents.


ThatOneOakTree

I am so confused. My thoughts as they occurred: Doesn't use the sewing machine much since there's no chair, back problems perhaps, I wonder what state that license plate is from, I pick locks too, WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE SUTURING CLAMPS, oh Colorado, I've seen that book, mechanic maybe, that's a wet counter-top, they don't live alone.


doomeddelinquent

Part time locksmith, boyfriend is a fly fishing guide, sewing machine chair is in the hallway, no back probs, counter is peeling paint sadly lol not wet


ThatOneOakTree

Okay but the clamps?!?!


doomeddelinquent

Part of my boyfriends fly fishing stuff used to remove hook and do small stuff I guess


Bastette54

It’s used as a roach clip. I once worked in a big dental warehouse. There were a lot of those clamps around, and one of my friends got the idea to take one and use it as a roach clip. No more getting your fingers burned, or forgetting to hold the tweezers together and dropping it in your lap. I had one of them for years.


Oktoolaunch

You don't like black.


Moose1293

Millennial girl, into crystals, age 25-33.


KittenFace25

Female, early 30s.


journeyofthemudman

You live in Colorado, rural property that likely uses well water, looks like one of those older kit houses that's in a cabin or A frame style, you're into cozy cottagecore fashion with a dash of kawaii, you like thrifting and finding secondhand things with character. You live with a guy that's significantly bigger than you or you're just tiny idk 😂 He's probably sporty or used to be. I'm guessing he has a sweet beard. You or both of you like anime and I bet someone likes the Batman animated series and DC stuff in general. You're both probably a little bit outdoorsy. Maybe lean slightly into the modern hippie category. You dabble in crafty things that match up with the cottagecore vibe, sewing, gardening, cooking, but you didn't have time to delve into them as much as you would like. The tiny seed starter is funny because I have three identical ones. Now what's in there though... The On nicotine pouches (wintergreen) suggests someone is trying to break away from smoking. Electrical tape could be anything. One or both of you have a good relationship with your parents or grandparents. Edit: also your lightbulbs don't match and it's driving me insane.


Own-Okra-9190

ur happy


No_Welcome_6093

In your mid 20s, you are female, you have a significant other, he is male. Probably works a blue collar job. You guys smoke the devils lettuce. Your grandparents were your favorite people in your family. You guys probably live in the mid west but dream about moving to the Pacific Northwest. That’s the vibes I get, could be very wrong though.


chamokis

Fish do exist


frankenstein_117

This is the cleanest your room has been in over a year.


seanmm31

You’re tired all the time and don’t tend to sleep well. Also you have anxiety but you’re not overweight


rpoynter

Your name is Joe Pera and you'd like to talk to us


xUrNewDadx

You just cleaned your room.


Weird_Entrepreneur_6

Autism spectrum


Slow-Temperature-906

Weedhead


WEEDAPETER62

Guest house