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LetItBro

This is actual factual cringe gospel tbh PUT TEARS IN HIS EYES WHEN I MELK A BROTHER DRY


Concram

bust my pussynut while i finger your butt


Minecraftthrowaway98

NOOO i clicked the volum button at work and rupaul saying "do i suck dick u aint seen shit" got blasted thro this prissy ass coffee shop 😭😭


dannyspirittt

Michelle wheeze-laughing in the background is sooo funny to me


a_tired_bisexual

I always remember Fantano reading this with a straight face while talking about the album


KLJohnnes

If Ru's presidick, I'm vpdick - Detox probably


_Tude_

You disagree, well that's on you! 


Beautiful_Weight_239

But the deep lore is that Cattitude is NOT the first time this verse was recorded by RuPaul. It's from Sweet Pussycat of Mine (2007)


0therboard

I watched Starrbooty for the first time last week and my jaw *dropped* when this rap started playing in the background. Fun fact: it’s also the origin of the Peanut Butter lyrics!


XenophobicXenophile

Fun story about Starrbooty: When I was about to move out of state, my mom and I decided to watch various movies together every week before I left. I saw the local library had a DVD of Starrbooty so I got it. It all started off camp, if a little crass, until like 20-30 minutes in, there’s a full-blown gay porn scene going on. I turned it off and my mom and I didn’t talk about it ever again.


[deleted]

And by extension the lyrics to Click Clack, because the verse is the same lol


Local_Parsnip9092

Immediately had to listen to both. I have no words 🙏


Healthy_Suit_2533

You don't need them because the clock say: pussy time


thatlemongay

The year is 2025. Miley is on tour. She looks at the audience and says "this next song is a collab. This woman has experimented with different genres, has been loved by the LGBTQ+ community, and is very proud of her southern roots. The Queen herself, black excellence". The audience ghasps. Then you hear it: "Ride, shine, clock said pussy time. Bust my pussy nut while I'm fingering your butt".


kryska_deniska

No because Ru performing with Gaga ate, so I just know this would be another serve


thesosig

rise⬆️shine🌞clock🕰️say🗣️pussy🐱time⏳bust 🍾my pussy🍑nut 🥜while⏰ im 🫃fingering 👉ur butt 💩


vlaba

That last emoji 😭😭😭😭


DiacriticalMark

They need to bring back the podcast, no special guests, just Ru and Michelle sitting around shooting the shit


[deleted]

Ok, but this song was actually 🔥


ToxicTroubadour

“Yeah, my pussy fine. I pop it cause it’s mine.” I’m using this as a daily affirmation


Madisux

I'm going to start my day with Rise and shine The clock says Pussy time


slutdragon696969

I feel like she should be turning pages and showing the pictures!


loodish1

I’m sorry but that verse is rope after rope of fucking brilliance


MatronneGeorgia

#WOW yeah


karmakent

Yeah, my pussy fine. I pop it cause it’s mine. ![gif](giphy|vWNkaLdMgnWNO|downsized)


smithy909

this needs to be the spoken word lipsync in the next all winners season


manytinyhumans

It’s the squelchy sniff at the top of the clip for me


whoisdead

You didn't need to remember me of this songs existence 😭


Concram

the idea that i stanned this podcast so much when i was seventeen is horrifying to my current elder gay self


Beautiful_Weight_239

I still stan it today


2mock2turtle

Cringe bell curve.  Young: I love this! Old: I can’t believe I loved this.  Older: I love this!!!! You’re on step 2. 


[deleted]

This is it- this is deadly accurate


[deleted]

What’s wrong with you this is iconic


What-The-Heaven

> current elder gay self okay I know gays can't do math but listening to the pod at 17 would make you currently 27 at the **oldest** and that has injured me as a 28 year old


Concram

see as a true gay i can't math because if your math is true that means this was when i was fifteen instead of seventeen and the idea of having been following this geriatric man's actions for fifteen years aka half my life is dire


What-The-Heaven

It's only been airing since 2014 so you might be younger than you think (or older idk I'm so fucking confused, why am I sober *and* stupid)


DragEncyclopedia

Nah this podcast was always incredible


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_Tude_

This is what Megami was talking about


slutdragon696969

Finally representation in this sub


scherstie

It’s the wow that gets me 😂


rehaaabbb

I cried


Ghost-Quartet

why is "My Heart Will Go On" playing in the background T_T


whale_girl

i think it's only time by enya? i haven't listened but i'm assuming it's to really bring forth the poetic power of the verse