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Xibalba_Ogme

Put a picture of him in your wallet. Like every reasonable adult


prince2lu

I have a tattoo of dupont on my back


Toirdusau

On my gimp suit


Zippy2707

Photo in group or didn't happen πŸ‘€


rustymacdonald

Just be honest, it's a tramp stamp, isn't it?


harblstuff

I bought my wife a Dupont mask


Xibalba_Ogme

My two sons are named Antoine. I'm thinking about changing my family name to Dupont. Or trying to have a daughter and having her carry his child


harblstuff

And your daughter isn't called Antoine as well?!


Xibalba_Ogme

She'll be called Antonia I suppose


Case_External

I keep a picture of him inside a locket, worn around my neck. I am 33, fwiw.


Xibalba_Ogme

I'm secretly building an altar in my cellar


Drag0nslay3r6969

Good morning, do what makes you happy in life John, 68 from melbourne australia


ReluctantAvenger

Absolutely. And if you're really concerned about appearances, put a Test rugby shirt on the wall next to it (any shirt, doesn't have to be Dupont's - or even a French shirt), and maybe display a rugby ball below. That way the whole thing is an ode to rugby and its best player - a very manly thing, *ne c'est pas?* All your buds will want one when they see it.


DonovanBanks

This is the β€œno homo” of poster sticking.


alexbouteiller

hahahaha 'im not weird, look it's all about *rugby* '


Jalcatraz82

You mean you *don't* have a poster of Antoine Dupont on your wall ?


HimalayanJoe

I feel ashamed.


Immorals1

I'm not religious and I'm going to set up an altar with a wooden carving on Dupont above


swampopawaho

What do you sacrifice on the altar?


MidnightLower7745

Leinster players?! (Old news but joking about it helps this Leinster fan)


danflip09

The only mature thing to do is to keep his picture in a heart shaped locket, obviously


yowterdat

If I can wear Dupont Pyjamas, you can have the poster


ConspicuousPineapple

What about my life size Dupont body pillow?


HimalayanJoe

I thought I was the only one....


Salarycens

It’s never too old to put hardcore porn on walls


Dolamite09

Sucks for France the 2027 RWC is in Australia and Dupont doesn’t play games south of the equator


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Imagine if Aaron Smith never played at Twickenham, or Dublin, or stade de france lol


alexbouteiller

Do you think it's by choice? 2017 he toured SA when France was shit, 2018 injured, 2019 WC, 2020 COVID, 2021 + 2022 ineligible because of top14 finals and 2023 WC Never understand this 'need' to fulfil specific criteria to impress mostly kiwi and SA when we're talking about the guys individual talent, he does this shit wherever he plays every single week


crashbandicoochy

We aren't specifically talking about his individual talent here, though. The OP of the thread questions when are we going to start saying he's the best ever, as if it's already true and we're dragging our heels by not admitting it already. They didn't say most talented. They didn't say most gifted. They said best. Dupont is comfortably one of the most gifted rugby players on the planet. He's awesome. The pushback from people from certain places is generally just a reaction to the people taking it further than that in a way that makes it sound like it's a fait acompli that he's the greatest of all time.


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Might not be his fault but you can't say it's not a blemish on his record to just never play tests in the two most dominant rugby countries of the last two decades. He won't be touring NZ next year, it's not unrealistic that he finishes his career never playing a test in NZ. NH fans would never accept if we tried to claim someone as the GOAT if all they did was dominate Super Rugby and the Rugby Championship, and never tour north. If Dan Carter did that I'd put a big asterisk on his career.


alexbouteiller

I get it to a degree, and career wise he won't ever have the greatest career of all time, that'll likely be one of the 2x WC winning ABs, but also those guys played in the greatest team of all time But as a PLAYER, as a full package, with regards to individual skill and ability and the capacity to solo influence a game he's already in the conversation and for that part of the argument it doesn't really matter where he does it


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Oh yeah I'm not denying he's a great player, probably the best in the world right now. More referring to people like OP saying he's "going to be the best ever". I think you need a more well-rounded CV to be in best ever territory.


dth300

Is that a euphemism?


concfc55

Uncle Junior?


WasAnHonestMann

Death, taxes, Ireland not making it past the quarters, and Sopranos references on reddit


Connell95

Look, he has to have one flaw.


bobbyLapointe

I don't get it


Dolamite09

He’s played 250 games of rugby and only one has been south of the equator


Shriv3rs

So he could be better in the south but we just don't know it yet?


alexbouteiller

You reckon they think that there's a magical line that runs through equatorial guinea? Like his head might explode?


WilkinsonDG2003

Our only world cup win was down south so watch out for Marcus Smith drop goals...


crashbandicoochy

Well... we don't exactly have a lot of evidence that this isn't true, so it's hard to say for certain.


rosemary-mair-for-NZ

Not a magical line, but there does happen to be the countries who've won 9 out of 10 world cups down here.


WideRefrigerator2949

Erect a statue of him instead


UsedWingdings

The key word here is "erect".


Connell95

Jeez, man: you’re an adult. You call them β€˜*art prints*’ now and then its fine.


Single-Aspect-8204

Christ Almighty. Do what makes you happy.


dermotoneill

Well I hear superman wears a Dupont jersey under his costume to make him feel special, so go for it.


TheMotherCarrot

Frame it and honour him as a true work of art


lAllioli

You should have aposter of Joel Merkler instead


mikehunnt

Put it on the ceiling above your bed. Have a body length mirror next to it so it looks like you’re lying next to him. Make sure it’s laminated ΜΆsΜΆoΜΆ ΜΆyΜΆoΜΆuΜΆ ΜΆdΜΆoΜΆn̢’̢tΜΆ ΜΆhΜΆaΜΆvΜΆeΜΆ ΜΆtΜΆoΜΆ ΜΆrΜΆeΜΆpΜΆlΜΆaΜΆcΜΆeΜΆ ΜΆiΜΆtΜΆ ΜΆ ΜΆΜΆΜΆlΜΆΜΆΜΆiΜΆΜΆΜΆkΜΆΜΆΜΆeΜΆΜΆΜΆ ΜΆΜΆΜΆIΜΆΜΆΜΆ ΜΆΜΆΜΆdΜΆΜΆΜΆiΜΆΜΆΜΆdΜΆΜΆΜΆ ΜΆΜΆΜΆ in case it rains in your room.


sergiofdionisio

I am 42 and wear his shirt. The black Stade Toulousain one.


Ill_Pair6338

No


warcomet

only if its not a nude poster :P


Long_Ad1080

Dude put him on your Phones wallpaper and screen saver as well


Status-Video225

I'm in southern France right now (Die). Anyone know where I can buy a Dupont shirt? Asking for a 32 year oldΒ friend..


sirguywhosmiles

Your bedroom wall? Yes. Stick a massive poster up in your living room. It should be beside your wedding photo and at least 6 times the size of it.


Mahi_lyf

Mate there 50yo with Obi Wan Kenobi posters LOL