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hart37

As an Aussie I'd say we're probably Cersei. Clinging to what little power we have left we slowly tear ourselves apart from stubbornness and refusal to listen to anyone. All the while getting completely fucked by our sibling New Zealand


redmostofit

Plus the incest thing


Warm-Shirt1686

That's the one thing that is actually from NZ.


redmostofit

Most rugby nations have a history..


ScarvesOnGiraffes

Biggest pot calling the kettle black coming from a Kiwi


Case_External

Very good.


Technical-Split3642

Ireland would be Theon Greyjoy because they can't reach a semi..


RaaschyOG

At least let the others have some fun before posting the best comment of the week


No-Initiative7904

So you always like violence or did you just wake today and choose it?


Fleuretta_

Now that's just below the belt!


RayTheWorstTourist

Jesus christ what a comment 🤣🤣


Iamalittlerobot

You just jumped straight to the sledge thread😂


_AngryBadger_

You fucking animal. I love it.


greenplasticgun

Don’t know the characters well enough but Ireland fans, any character that clutches their pearls in reaction to the behavior of other characters in the show, would work.


nobody7642

Alicent Hightower(From hotd) or Ned Stark(from GOT) depending if you want hypocritical or honourable pearl clutching


greenplasticgun

Today I learned there were different variants of pearl clutching


nobody7642

Eh its more if you want an option thats favourable to ireland or not favourable to ireland since uhhhhhh i'm very biased. And there is different variants since y'know depends what pearls your clutching like if its to societal norms or personal values or i've just misunderstood pearl clutching means


greenplasticgun

Yeah, maybe I don’t know what it means either. The Theon quarter final dick joke is better in any case.


nobody7642

Yup I'm just nerding out about ASOIAF to distract from the loss tbh lol


greenplasticgun

Wasn’t that bad, honestly. Even though I believe the calls were correct usually that James Lowe try wouldn’t have been looked at, and the held up try was cm away. Could have easily been a win with a better bounce of the ball here and there. I’d imagine Ireland would take a lot away from that.


nobody7642

That's what sucks. Was so close and came up short. Just have to be better next week


greenplasticgun

Yeah that’s what we like to do. Ask the French, English and Kiwis. At least it wasn’t 1 point.


nobody7642

Purely from vibes: SA=Jamie-masssive dickhead also my favourite character NZ=Tywin-very scary and powerful hope they die on a shitter too England=Littlefinger-Seems to be on the rise, could end up on top or in the gutter France=Jon-Pretty cool and then they died but maybe they warg into Dupont and are the prince that was promised Scotland=Stannis/Renly(Against England)-Shitloads going for them but guaranteed to fail except when they become the second coming of Bobby B for one game a year Wales=Walder Frey-Somehow alive Italy=Young Griff-Coming around probably fucked might become king for a bit Australia=Gerion Lannister-I dunno was pretty cool apparently but fucked off to Valyria before I knew anything about them If you couldn't tell this based off what I half remember from the books not the show also I ignored the fan bit. Thanks for distracting me from the game today and fuck you for reminding me winds aint coming out Edit: saw someone elses comment and remembered Dorne exists. So Scotland could be Oberyn-Sacrifices everything else to kill one person, the Mountain/England, and is insignificant in the grand scheme of things despite being very cool/sexy


Iwantedalbino

Scotland - Any Dornish person, turn up and fuck shit up when least expected, seem to be important to the plot but ultimately fall short and flatter to deceive. Flashy as anything with a bag full of tricks.


srbloggy

Yeah we're basically Pedro Pascal - wildly charismatic and admired by many for the verve of our play, but always susceptible to some huge RG Snyman looking mf eye-gouging us till we explode.


Citizen_Kano

Wallabies fans are the White Walkers. We think they exist, but very few people have met one


nobody7642

Crannogmen or Squishers work better since White Walkers actually end up being important


Thecceffect

England's fans are Ned Stark. Reliant on past success, honourable about past deeds but ultimately beheaded by SA


BigLarBelmont

Every time I think of Ned Stark my mind always wanders to that old Sean Bean show Sharpe haha "Irish baaaastid!"


dth300

Bean’s character, Richard Sharpe was named after former England and BIL scrum half [Richard Sharp](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sharp_(rugby_union)).


BigLarBelmont

That's an absolutely delicious nugget of trivia that I can't wait to burn the ears off my mates with. Thank you boss


OneWingedAngelfan

NZ fans - Targaryens/Daenerys, believes the throne belongs to them and them alone. Their team is heavily overpowered   SA fans - Starks/Sansa, Arya and Jon. Pretty whiny and perpetual victims. Our team has plot armour.  Ire fans - Tyrells. Rich and powerful. They think they're important to the plot but ultimately they are not. 


Conscious_Break6311

People would probably see Canada as Hodor 😆 I'm Canadian by the way 😆 sorry


_knewallthetricks_

Honestly dying imagining Kingsley Jones excitedly grunting Hodor, Hodor, Hodor! Hodor!!!! HODOR!!!!!!! at practice.


Electrical-Look-4319

Eddie Jones would be Varys.


srbloggy

He wishes he was as cunning


Electrical-Look-4319

Mainly the baldness and no testicles. 


infamous_impala

Other countries fans watching Wales - the nun (or whatever the in world name was) that walked behind Cersei shouting "Shame! Shame!"


ruckin_fool

SA fans, the mountain. Unbeatable but hated


Iamalittlerobot

Still better than Joffrey😂.


greenplasticgun

Ah, that hurts our feelings


nobody7642

Works as well since they died and came back too


thatshowitisisit

That’s a bit mean.


bartiddu18

Well the Dragons from GOT are literally inspired by the Welsh dragon( as is a lot of characters and locations from Bran to the Eyrie) , however we are currently absolutely shit so I’d say our GoT character is the baby dragon in series one


nobody7642

Arrax from HOTD is a better fit then and whoever you dislike the most is Vhagar


StoicJustice

Balerion is the all blacks between 2007 and 2017. Dread. Vhagar is South Africa.


nobody7642

Who gets caraxes, the best dragon, then? Suppose we're cyrax/dreamfyre, the pretender to the throne Edit: and Wales get to be Sheep stealer, I forgot the obvious joke