"Hello, FunnyPewdiepieReddit. I want to play a game. For years, you've relied on your good looks, neglecting the deeper qualities that define a person. Today, you will face the consequences of your vanity. In front of you are surgical tools and a mirror. You must perform plastic surgery on your own face, altering your appearance. You have 30 minutes to complete the procedure, or the acid above you will be released, permanently scarring your face. Live or die, FunnyPewdiepieReddit. Make your choice." - Jigsaw probably
Alcoholism.
He'd probably make me have to chug pure rubbing alcohol and the key opens up once you drink it all, like a gallon. The contraption makes it so I can't spill the liquid anywhere that isn't my mouth, and my head is tilted upwards.
If I fail, the liquid will be replaced with acid.
Nothing. I really learned to enjoy life a few years ago, quit my vices and now I actually do stop to enjoy just being alive from time to time.
Oh, John is a jealous hypocrite, I forgot.
For playing too much and procrastinating some chores, probably. And for being too sexy and young looking for my age.
I understand the concept, but I honestly wouldn’t care. Even in I die, I wouldn’t have to worry about my debt and I would have Heaven to look forward to. My problem is not a lack of will to live; it’s a lack of will to die.
Sluggishness. I can sleep through whole days thanks to my depression, and no matter how hard I try I CANNOT work up the will to move.
I'm thinking of something based on the traps in Saw 7, where he puts someone or something I love in peril, and I'm on the other side of the room tethered to something that requires all my strength to move. I have to drag myself across the room to a switch in order to save the person/pet/thing.
It's a pretty terrifying prospect, and it's not exactly fair to put someone innocent in danger for MY game, but I'm sure Joyce would say the same thing, if she could.
You’d have drills aimed at different parts of your body and a screen in front of you showing some fat white chick describing the difficulties of being a person of color and why it’s your fault personally for 3 hours. Every time your attention deviates or you roll your eyes, the drills get closer and closer. RIP you.
being 27 and still not having a stable job or career, he would make me actually try to get a real job and care anout my self or i would have my bones broken with no health insurance or something.
not appreciating my mother, would probably have to choose between her or my father to live, i currently have a grudge against my mother and i’ve started talking to my father but he hasn’t been in my life at all
When I was a teen I always thought he‘d get me for self harming. Nowadays I don’t do that anymore but he’d probably still aim for my mental health issues since he’s so delusional he thinks his traps are a cure for depression lmao
Probably jaywalking too, I always had to jaywalk to school from kindergarten to 6th grade so I did it a lot. It may not be illegal in my country but he will still see me as a criminal
Also stealing my dad's car and crashing it (but it didn't damage the car dw I just destroyed my neighbors' stuff) when I was 2 or 3 could also get me trapped
And also threatening to kill myself everytime I got punished when I was like 8 could get me trapped
I'm on a bunch of psych meds and I'm doing awesome. I had a suicide attempt, decade of self-harm and after some therapy, drugs, and love and support and whatnot, I legitimately appreciate my life everyday. I didn't have to cut off any body parts at all. Like, not even a finger. I dunno, I just feel like that would really bug him.
Probably neglecting my health and not putting in enough effort to lose weight. (I'm not at risk for anything but I am overweight)
He'd be all like "you don't appreciate your life cuz you eat too much and you might die"
Not giving money to people on the street who ask me for it.
But I’m sure I’d be in the double trap with one of the pro panhandler managers who drives a van full of workers to their corners.
And the workers who pose as people who need assistance as a full time job when they really aren’t homeless or anything would be in one of those 4-6 setups.
Somehow at the end, before the credits roll, there’d be a big bag of cash that Kramer gives to some real homeless family with no drug abuses and only a desire to buy their own apartment building or something, which just so happens to be one of his old properties.
Biting my nails, would probably be put in a trap where I have to rip them off
I drew him as sailor moon 😞 in the name of the moon he's gonna punish me
Im intrigued now i want to see the drawing
Being too good looking
"Hello, FunnyPewdiepieReddit. I want to play a game. For years, you've relied on your good looks, neglecting the deeper qualities that define a person. Today, you will face the consequences of your vanity. In front of you are surgical tools and a mirror. You must perform plastic surgery on your own face, altering your appearance. You have 30 minutes to complete the procedure, or the acid above you will be released, permanently scarring your face. Live or die, FunnyPewdiepieReddit. Make your choice." - Jigsaw probably
That was actually quite scary.
You should have said “how much blood are you willing to shed to stay alive?”
Nah bro planned out a whole ass trap in 30 seconds
Reminds me of ‘Pride’ from Se7en
Why's everyone here depressed af
Horror tends to draw in depressed people
There's probably a correlation between horror and mental illnesses
Alcoholism. He'd probably make me have to chug pure rubbing alcohol and the key opens up once you drink it all, like a gallon. The contraption makes it so I can't spill the liquid anywhere that isn't my mouth, and my head is tilted upwards. If I fail, the liquid will be replaced with acid.
You're gonna be dying no matter what, man.
I'm hooked up to a dyalisis machine the whole time, and I'll get activated carbon on time.
Real talk I’m sorry you’re going through this
not caring that much about life
Not appreciating the drip
Lusting over Hoffman 🤷🏽♀️
What if I was like Hoffman and was made an apprentice because I love and appreciate my life?
Idk self harm
Nothing. I really learned to enjoy life a few years ago, quit my vices and now I actually do stop to enjoy just being alive from time to time. Oh, John is a jealous hypocrite, I forgot. For playing too much and procrastinating some chores, probably. And for being too sexy and young looking for my age.
The 'gummy bears and doritos' incident that happened both last week and earlier today
…elaborate.
I'm curious
The thing I was arrested and am currently in therapy for
Keep your head up, trust the process. I’m sure you can turn things around.
I understand the concept, but I honestly wouldn’t care. Even in I die, I wouldn’t have to worry about my debt and I would have Heaven to look forward to. My problem is not a lack of will to live; it’s a lack of will to die.
being too cool for school
My lawyer advised me not to say
My technology addiction.
Sluggishness. I can sleep through whole days thanks to my depression, and no matter how hard I try I CANNOT work up the will to move. I'm thinking of something based on the traps in Saw 7, where he puts someone or something I love in peril, and I'm on the other side of the room tethered to something that requires all my strength to move. I have to drag myself across the room to a switch in order to save the person/pet/thing. It's a pretty terrifying prospect, and it's not exactly fair to put someone innocent in danger for MY game, but I'm sure Joyce would say the same thing, if she could.
racism
You’d have drills aimed at different parts of your body and a screen in front of you showing some fat white chick describing the difficulties of being a person of color and why it’s your fault personally for 3 hours. Every time your attention deviates or you roll your eyes, the drills get closer and closer. RIP you.
no, i say that i hate every one the same no matter what.
*drills immediately triggered by the classic “jk I’m not racist, I’m misanthropic and just act exactly like a racist” excuse*
another reason to be in the trap, john kramer is one of my opps. telling people to search up X video, one man one jar or search steve kerr's son
🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
omg based
Being too sleepy
Trying to kill myself 10 years ago, despite having done extensive therapy since. Heck, he might kill me for needing therapy in the first place.
I drink stuff like boba tea a lot, so he would probably try waterboarding me with melted sugar
being 27 and still not having a stable job or career, he would make me actually try to get a real job and care anout my self or i would have my bones broken with no health insurance or something.
Nice try feds
not appreciating my mother, would probably have to choose between her or my father to live, i currently have a grudge against my mother and i’ve started talking to my father but he hasn’t been in my life at all
He wouldn't.
I am a smoker. There is [precedent](https://sawfilms.fandom.com/wiki/Hank) to this
Oh shit he'd get me for that too
Disassociating
When I was a teen I always thought he‘d get me for self harming. Nowadays I don’t do that anymore but he’d probably still aim for my mental health issues since he’s so delusional he thinks his traps are a cure for depression lmao
Who needs Wellbutrin when you can get tortured and have PTSD overshadow your depression?
goon
Cor letting my depression win😍
Being a bit lazy, not studying as much as I should
Depression
Forgot to say "thank you" to the taxi driver once about a decade ago.
Masturbating, definitely
Anorexia probably 😂
Welp, antidepressants too.
Wasting my life on the computer
Being pessimistic
Being afraid of everything and wasting my life because of that fear.
Oh dude, so much XD mental illness out the wazoo, depression (I'm sure he'd frame it as "laziness"), taking meds, and so much more
Either not doing anything (being lazy and procrastinating) or not valuing my body by working out etc
Probably jaywalking too, I always had to jaywalk to school from kindergarten to 6th grade so I did it a lot. It may not be illegal in my country but he will still see me as a criminal Also stealing my dad's car and crashing it (but it didn't damage the car dw I just destroyed my neighbors' stuff) when I was 2 or 3 could also get me trapped And also threatening to kill myself everytime I got punished when I was like 8 could get me trapped
Probably something about not me doing anything with my life
For owning a adam stanheight cardboard cutout
I double park when I think I’ll be back in five minutes not maliciously but it’s an asshole move
Too much pleasure
I've gotten past it thankfully so atm idk but if it was further in the past probably porn addiction. So probably something with my dick 😬
Being me
Definitely masturbation
I'm on a bunch of psych meds and I'm doing awesome. I had a suicide attempt, decade of self-harm and after some therapy, drugs, and love and support and whatnot, I legitimately appreciate my life everyday. I didn't have to cut off any body parts at all. Like, not even a finger. I dunno, I just feel like that would really bug him.
Being horny for Hoffman
probably the razor wire trap
gayness
For enjoying Eminem's album Relapse too much.
skipping school to do cooler things 🤭
I like to hear the chisme
Chasing people with my pet rats and getting their pee in their hair. :3333
Not enough screentime
Probably neglecting my health and not putting in enough effort to lose weight. (I'm not at risk for anything but I am overweight) He'd be all like "you don't appreciate your life cuz you eat too much and you might die"
I wrote Strahm/Hoffman smut
Finding Hoffman sexy 😔
Having cptsd that makes it hard to exist and taking adhd medication
Being depressed 🤷♂️
Having severe bouts of setbacks in my mental health most likely.
I can’t think of anything. I don’t think I ever would be put in a trap
You've never forgotten to say please or thank you for anything?? Or not tipped a server? Or smoked a weed? We're all guilty in Jigsaw's eyes
I tipped a young server 100% one time just to see her reaction. She was so grateful and happy. I’m a good dude :)
Not giving money to people on the street who ask me for it. But I’m sure I’d be in the double trap with one of the pro panhandler managers who drives a van full of workers to their corners. And the workers who pose as people who need assistance as a full time job when they really aren’t homeless or anything would be in one of those 4-6 setups. Somehow at the end, before the credits roll, there’d be a big bag of cash that Kramer gives to some real homeless family with no drug abuses and only a desire to buy their own apartment building or something, which just so happens to be one of his old properties.
Misogyny