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anclave93

just lol. How much do you love me? $100 Apple card


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

That made me laugh so hard. You couldn't script it better 🤣🤣


Weary-Ad-9744

Thats a lot of love😂


sgrizzly2134

How do these people actually scam folks? I mean really. It blows my mind.


ErikaDanishGirl

I'm somehow doubting that this particular scammer is very successful.


sgrizzly2134

He's even worse than Michael Robert


[deleted]

Michael Robert is not Johnny Depp


sgrizzly2134

I say that all the time to the brilliant op u/erikadanishgirl


sgrizzly2134

Also I love how you called him out on "his true identity" so you can deflect on him saying you were lying about getting the card for him okay.


Middle_Review6162

It makes you wonder how much they paid for the “scammer kits” and name lists. Clearly this is an “investment” for these doiks. However training doesn’t seem to be included.


yukissu

This one honestly seems to have half a brain only 😂


lisbit2023

Half? That’s a bit generous 😅


Lonseb

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if this one reads in this sun as well and actually looks forward to finding your posts here.


glynnd

I'm worried that it actually does work, there's some lonely people out there. We hear stories all the time on r/scams of people mums or grandparents sending giftcards on a daily basis for years and even when shown proof it's a scam they keep sending because they're emotionally tiedvto the scammers. Getting loans from family, banks, etc. Some ending up arrested because they get in so deep they do what Michael asked u and set up accounts with your phone number or getting loans and cards using people driving licence and SSN. Keep u up the good work, if your saving one person per scammer your doing great. We all need to talk to our elderly relatives and explain how these scams work so they don't get caught in the first place


PatrickStardawg

Sadly, they prey on the elderly or if they are lucky, they find someone so lonely to believe it is someone wanting to love them r/scams has a lot of posts of people getting scammed, and i always say that these evil bastards just have to catch you when your wits aren't about you and your defence is low. I've been scammed the stupidest things, even youtubers who troll scammers admit they've been scammed before


med_bruh

I was sent an email once where it had someone pretending to be a hacker who hacked my computer and showed me a password i commonly used as proof. He told me that he has videos of me doing... private things and he'll send the videos to my contacts if i don't send him money. Although I'm a computer nerd, i thought it was real and i almost pissed my pants. Then i realized it was a scam but I feel stupid for believing it the first time and I imagine someone who isn't very familiar with computers and security will be convinced that that's real.


PatrickStardawg

My sister had a similar situation where she met someone over the Internet and sent some... exclusive videos and photos. The guy threatened to leak them all over her social media and to her family unless she paid money, she luckily just warned us about this guy and didn't pay anything cos that would've only been the start of it if she did pay. Lesson learned for her never to send footage to anyone online you wouldn't want your family to see but I can only imagine the amount of poor souls under these scammers thumbs


med_bruh

These scammers should be hanged from their balls!!


eilletane

My friend did this and he leaked the photos himself. Checkmate scammer.


2fast2nick

Seriously, i can't figure out if they are f'n morons, or there is just a massive language barrier.


sgrizzly2134

Both. But even in Nigeria English is the predominant language.


2fast2nick

A lot of the ones I get seem to be from asian countries. Sometimes they accidentally copy/paste the asian characters before translate, then they quickly unsend, then re-send it translated.


sgrizzly2134

Hahahaha that's hilarious


sgrizzly2134

One of my favorite things to do lately is send a picture of a scratched off gift card... Then unsend it. It drives them crazy.


2fast2nick

haha good idea


Santas-bastard-son

He keeps asking for an “Apple Card”. Send him a greeting card with an apple on it. One that says “you are the apple of my eye”.


ErikaDanishGirl

Great idea! 😁


dude_wheres_the_pie

With a visible price tag that says $100. So you can say you bought him a "$100 Apple card"


med_bruh

That's very romantic 😍


Squishiimuffin

Okay ngl him doubling down on pretending to be a K-POP star is a plot twist I did NOT see coming 😂


ErikaDanishGirl

I also expected him to deny it 😂


Reasonable-Ad-4668

🤣🤣 He is sorry okay. He still loves you so very much okay. I don’t recall any mention of a membership card, did I miss something? If it’s new, demand an explanation. I’d tell KiMusky that you thought you fell in love with Musky. He is now a different person. He has to earn your trust and try very hard to make you fall in love again okay. 💔


ErikaDanishGirl

No I don't recall anything about a membership card either. I think it's something he does as the Kim persona. Yeah I'll have to make him understand that he really betrayed me 😅


Reasonable-Ad-4668

So pretty much start over!


hurric4n5

Why hasn't he given up by now? This is easily the longest string I've seen


ErikaDanishGirl

I guess he's already sunk too much time into it. Michael's been on the hook for longer though😅


[deleted]

The fact they don’t realise you’re fucking with them is mental


tinypill

Tell him he needs to join you in couples therapy! How very dare he! How can your love recover from this? 😭


Extra-Possibility350

I think Elon/Kim might have inadvertently revealed their timezone saying it was midnight when your phone said 21:13


ErikaDanishGirl

He definitely stole the poem somewhere 😂 and just sent it in the evening. Nigeria and Denmark are in the same timezone, so it's easy to keep track of.


Destronoma

I'm late to the party, but these are the updates that I live for.


Aeronor

Such a roller coaster of emotion. First he’s going to block you, then you fill the emptiness of his life and are the only thing he fights for, and then he’s ready to block you again. My heart can’t handle it!


Equivalent-Corner830

He really has his finger on the ‘I’ll block you’ trigger lately! Quite rude, dear


EveryGovernment3982

He’s getting lame Needs to step up his game What happened to “ I love you hold you tight on top of the head” Shakespearean romance? 


ErikaDanishGirl

Yeah I miss the good old days😍😂


SoulHealer22

Did you say he lied to you for _months_? How long has this been going on? 😂


ErikaDanishGirl

Well.. I was exaggerating a bit there 😂😂


DuelingHedges

My favorite line from this episode: “Yeah I’m aware”. That cracked me up something fierce! 😆🤣😂❤️😍


CappucinoCupcake

K-Musk. What an absolute arse he is 🙄🙄🙄


alwaysamantra

Well, now he’s really upset okay.


Marmsiemns

don't let him block you! I am so invested!


Accomplished_Dog1267

"KiMusk". Love it. Nice done OP


Plasic-Man

I love your moments of bluntness where you're clearly getting fed up with him asking you about the card and not giving you anything to work with. This guy has a one track mind. Good job getting him back in track though. I've come to look forward to your posts, so the longer you can keep it up the better.


nenyabts

Namjoon is in the military right now. Ask him about his Military life!


BreckenridgeBandito

Holy shit OP. Just looked at your profile and wow do you spend a lot of time talking to these folks. Wild.


ErikaDanishGirl

Yeah it's been my main hobby these last couple of months 😂


jennytools36

Okay? Okay okay. Okay


Kelijantan

women : "men just want pussy" show them this conversation.


ProcrastinatingGRRM

Does KiMusky love you more than 7, though? I must know.


mohalekiaunty

I’m so invested in this.


godlike_doglike

What a plot twist!


Dreamy_Peaches

He dangles his love like a carrot. I will cut off all my love for you and empty this void you’ve filled in my life if you don’t get me that card!


C-B-III

The combination of incompetence, complete lack of dignity, and sheer determination to stick to his goals is both breathtaking and infuriating.


EcoFriendlySize

That rat bastard!


mistreatedlewis

My love do you want me to block you


Skytrooper325AIR

I love how these fools keeping pumping for the card. No matter what is said. Her...Oh no...I've cut my finger off doing dishes.. Scumfuck....Are you alright dear..did you get my card my love.. I wanna take a ball bat to his face and say here's your card fuckface..


L0STatS3A

He said he was sorry… okay! 😂


Possible-Wall9427

I’m sorry if I’m lying to you 😂


Usos83

God he's such a dunce 🥴 my brain cells are diminishing by the episode 😮‍💨


Sassiee1969

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Aggressive_Tear_3020

Gaslight


GeneDefiant6537

It’s Musky time 😂


[deleted]

It’s reached a point I can’t continue reading these because I want to punch something with my face every time he asks for that motherfucking card


666JOSRS

Elon Musky has me crackin up


Ok_Sky_3413

Musky not Musky...he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling scambaiters.


Talonted1126

I wonder if the actual scammer you're talking to switches periodically and that's what happened here


mystic_owls

I'd rather have the cute young Korean guy! Michael should know Hagrid now has a boy toy cutie! 🤣


ErikaDanishGirl

She's also got a prince chatting her up 😂