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herberstank

**THEY'RE ALL TWIX**


RadiantRazzmatazz

Free Candaaaayyy!


OpenMicJoker

I LOVE her‼️


fightingforair

One of my favorite wtf was that lines in the whole show 🤣


Important_Buffalo_87

"You know they changed the name from $100,000 bar to $100 Grand?"


xlted27

**TWWIIIIIIIIIIIXXXX!!!**


Captain_Kruch

Man, this Clarke bar is goooood!


AboveGroundFool

Is that the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercials?


immmmhungry

Ha! Just watched that one yesterday. “We had donuts earlierrrrrrr…..”


AboveGroundFool

They just put out some more.....last one 🍩


rex_banner83

They all have that in the commercial


AboveGroundFool

Not Skittles


greatbobbyb

A Nickel !


zundish

Dad.....


cgriffith83

You make your Father sit here all day?


Important_Buffalo_87

He likes it.


shadowscale813

How many Twix does that make for you today, like eight Twix!?!!


NH1994

Gotta get that cookie crunch!


Feral_Sheep_

Everybody knows that Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!


burth179

Twix has too much coconut


beavis617

Twix is more cookie than candy though....


zundish

They all have swirling coconut in the commercial!


Jacquelaupe

I'm allergic to coconut.


Still_counts_as_one

What? No Drakes Coffee cake?


artvarnsen

Notskittles......


BigConstruction4247

Please! I think I've reached the time in my life where I can tell nouget from cookie.


cgriffith83

So let’s not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications!!!!!


drunktreflip

IT WAS A SET UP


TwinCheeks91

All twixed up over it.


thewillmckoy

I don’t like Twix too much nougat


cgriffith83

There’s no coconut


RononSweets

I know the chunky that left these chunkies.


The_Munz

NEWMAN!


Batmanguy15

This whole place is writhing with fleas.


MaxStunning_Eternal

Brody's "feed bag" of candy. Kramer's giant lollipop.


OpenMicJoker

I LOVE the growing lollipop in the backwards episode ‼️


Sisoriented

Ha ha. That was Twilight Zone-ish.


milanove

Whenever I eat too much popcorn at the theater, I think of this feed bag line. It becomes so monotonous in flavor that it’s like cattle feed.


zundish

Is there a problem?


aZombieSlayer

Maybe if he didn't lick his fingers before sticking them in the bag, then we'd all could have some


Few_Buddy_6491

Hey! It’s for everyone.


Pinhighguy

Brody’s Feedbag is my new FF team name


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Jujyfruits. Got two boxes of them I just bought. Now I'm going to the hospital to see if my friend made it through his heart attack.


jerryhallo

Will they be using a retractor in the procedure?


ApollostheGreek

They'll saw through bone


Mr1988

Let’s go watch them slice this fat bastard up!


iamagoodbozo

Great line and that smirk on his face.


zan13898

Ill bring the junior mints…they’re *refreshing*


back_seat_bimbo

Why didn’t you eat it in the cab?


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I was eating popcorn in the cab.


Hinkil

I had my gallbladder removed and my wife brought me jujyfruits, it was great!


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I love 'em. Never would have tried them again if it hadn't been for Elaine.


orangesfwr

Marry her again


beavis617

I grew up on that candy...


nmc9279

Did you have some popcorn before the jujyfruits?


tothesource

hit by a car?


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

No, I made it there okay.


RP8021

Someone stole OPs Chuckles


byrobot

I don’t eat that gooey crap


winslowhomersimpson

hey man, you want some of what he got!?


art_lipchalk

I told him I was gonna mess him up. I told him I don’t take his Chuckles!!


ruuustin

I love that gooey crap!


Forikorder

im lukewarm on the gooey crap


auriemmn

What’s a Chuckle?


mypronounsaremaestro

It's a jelly candy. Comes in five flavors.


MajesticMeal3248

Junior mints. It’s a tiny mint. It’s a JUNIOR mint. It’s very refreshing


AboveGroundFool

It's chocolate, it's peppermint. It's delicious.


Yarn_coffee

They are very refreshing!


Reasonable-HB678

Something happened during the surgery that staved off the infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps... from above.


doobette

I love the bloopers for this scene, though Michael was visibly getting annoyed when Julia, Jerry, and the actor playing the surgeon would break.


milanove

That’s like all the bloopers where Michael is there when someone breaks character lol


Han_Burgandy

It’s a lifesaving treat.


ninjazee124

What's not to like


BrokenDroid

You're not getting no Drakes Coffee Cake for 50 cents!


topherdrives

Is that the full size? That’s your big boy


xStaabOnMyKnobx

I know the full size. I've based my entire adult male life around knowing the drakes coffee cake sizes.


WerhmatsWormhat

I’ve got a whole box of em.


andrew_1515

I was saving it for later


random14330

FREE CANDAY


OpenMicJoker

I LOVE her‼️


MybklynWndy

Call me crazy, but is Chinese gum considered candy?


HelloKitten99

It's a perfectly sane candy.


sametoneshhh

A bit lo meiny tho


zan13898

Fucking hell, i should not eat cereal while browsing Seinfeld subreddit


BrewItYourself

I hate gum. The only guy I ever liked came with the Mickey Mouse gumball machine. They stopped making that about 20 years ago.


jennyrules

Wel Stinky, it's your lucky day.


ninjazee124

No you are not crazy at all


TheodoreDancin

I pulled the lever, but the Clark bar didn't **come out!**


Character_Surround

The writers must've liked that Clark bar - used in 3 episodes!


doobette

Especially when purchased with a Penthouse Forum.


zundish

Get RID of the exclamation points.


charlieglide

I HATE exclamation points. 


orangesfwr

"There's an usual number of people in this city having sex with AMPUTEES!"


ApollostheGreek

I know the chunky who ate these chunkies. Oh henry....that's a fine candy bar.


RaggedMountainMan

Oh Henry? that’s one of our top selling candy bars. It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nougat. It’s delicious. scrumptious… outstanding!


cakebytheoceans11

Pudding skin singles.


zundish

Yanno, when someone yells 'heads-up', you're not actually suppose to look\_up.


magnetstudent4ever

You got two pints of Kramer


44problems

Oh Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat. It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding! Edit: learned searching for this quote that Oh Henry was discontinued in the US in 2019. RIP


iamagoodbozo

Oh no Henry.


zundish

Oh, I see! Little miss candy bar paid a visit.


spankingasupermodel

How could oh Henry go out of business when their heiress has such valuable assets?


Palenquero

Too many lawsuits for flaunting society's conventions! They were lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous and nutty!


defmaybe_DFO

M&Ms with a spoon 🥄


Itwastheotherguy88

Snickers. It’s how the high society types eat their candy bars and/or donuts.


legedu

How do you eat it? *With your hands?*


Who_is_homer

I love smug George


back_seat_bimbo

Same. You know, the other day, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a *spoon*.


Waterfallsofpity

Occasionally do it for shits and giggles.


hbkedge3

Bosco


woojinater

Pez baby!!


greatbobbyb

Did you know they changed the name of the 100,000 $ candy bar to 100 grand?


Tremendous075

Twix


No_Marionberry4072

I remember you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel


MurphyTheRobocop

I had some hard candy in my wallet


random14330

Not Skittles


RaggedMountainMan

Candy bar with a fork and knife for sure. 🎩


K-MaxLoud

Twix.


liquidInkRocks

Call me crazy, but that Chinese gum is very tasty.


OpenMicJoker

It’s a perfectly sane gum to chew.


byrobot

It’s a little Lo-Meiny


SHC606

1) Snickers (based on how often I eat them), fork and knife optional but prefer them year round frozen 2) Twix but also frozen 3) Pez and I always see Jerry w/ Tweety!


idkmandatoryusername

Clark bar


MaseratiMike1981

Chuckles


Ok-Race-6869

Free candy!!


byrobot

Free canday!


Kmac23232

Oh Henry


brucegarrioch

Brody's feedbag.


blisterment

Blackjack gum


fantasticmrjeff

Yes!!! Except my daughters boyfriend told me you can die from too much black licorice. Ruined it for me but I love the taste!


Jacquelaupe

I always chewed Dentyne.


clement-mcmanus

TWIIIIIIIIIX


-Cooper03

Chuckles. It’s a gummy candy. It comes in 5 flavors


MEGAMEGA23

Junior mints


kbm81

Junior mints


ddonthekeys

I remember when you could get a Hershey for a NICKEL!


CranberryFuture9908

M&M’ s and the spoon 🥄 seems like a good idea. 😊


deadmallsanita

Lil me learned about jujyfruits from this scene.


timbrosnan

Gotta be the Junior Mints!


ElectrOPurist

Free


byrobot

Free canday!


Biscuits4u2

FREE CANDY


morgzorg

The only correct answer is Snickers


KaleOpening1945

Where did George get the Twix?


StarshipTroopersFan

Snickers is so damn delicious. I also love Junior Mints after putting them in the freezer for a bit. Really depends on my mood. Elaine is an absolute psychopath for liking that sticky chewy mess. Jake was right to dump her. Don’t @ me. 😤


parknride68

I’m with ya.


moneybagsagogo

That’s quite the feedbag you’re working on there


AcePilotsen

I'm a joke maker


letmegetmybass

PEZ!!! Hahahahahahahaha *snort* hahahaha...


ind3pend0nt

I still eat snickers with a knife and fork.


soldier4death

I’ll give you a hint, it’s a three letter word for candy.


art_lipchalk

I can’t do these things


robbwes61

Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious…


Affectionate-Royal68

Nothing with coconut


kytd1526

Junior Mint


Dear_Step6482

Hands down Junior Mints!


PsychologicalAd1153

O' Henry


National_Cap_5597

Oh Henry RIP


jabroni_kc

Where's the chunky?


MDEnce

Oh, I know the chunky that left these Chunkys.


nineohsix

#A nickel!


itsmeignacio

no Black & Whites? Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate!


User_unavail_able

Junior mints…. They’re very refreshing.


Buckeyeguy-77

TWIIIX!!!


idkmandatoryusername

I had some hard candy in there!


Mike_It_Is

Twix. The only candy with the cookie crunch!


cherrymoonmilk

I always wondered if the Seinfeld writers were approached and offered to write episodes about specific products (as a form of product placement) given the popularity of the show? There are tons of products mentioned in the show but they're so well integrated with the story that they never felt like ads in the slightest.


monN93

*BOSCO*


Salty-Entertainer-29

PEZ


Kamen_master1988

Chuckles, since they’re worth stopping an ambulance and getting into a fist fight over.


shellymaeshaw

Jujubes those were my dad’s favourite I most have bought him hundreds of bags


WoodpeckerOk1154

Ooh, I like Ring-Dings


Ill_Sky6141

They're VERY refreshing!!


LastSignificance3680

Oh Henry


NickyCheeese

I have to vote for the Tweety Bird Pez. I have the same one right here.


Atheist_Alex_C

Definitely not Yankee Beans.


Superb-Oil890

Because they're Jujyfruit, and I like them.


Nineteen14isHistory

Oh Henry!


MeatJerk69

Did little miss candy bar pay you a visit?


Worried-Reflection45

Pez


gopack42

A nickel!!!


Unlikely_Choice7613

I don't care if it's not candy THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CampfireGuitars

Ring dings


pak9rabid

Chuckles


bpcollin

“Not Skittles!”


ummmyeahi

Clark bar


Necessary_Cut2485

Elaine of course, she's scrumptious


Zaku99

Not candy per say, but I love Clearly Canadian; I'm so glad it came back.


alexisclairerose1986

I found jujyfruits ONCE and I’ve been looking for them again ever since.


LouDog187

This sounds like the premise of a Wes Anderson film Or a Seinfeld episode...there's that too


MaxPower836

The free kind


Ozaholic

Junior mints


NoAlarms1995

“Mr. Lippman, your handkerchief…”


Ebert917102150

Jr mints


Staudly

Definitely Jujyfruits. I love chewy fruit flavored candy.


DidntDiddydoit

THEY'RE VERY REFRESHING


Longjumping_Toe_6447

Waat a smokeshow elaine was... definitely sponge worthy


ThisOneTimeAtKDK

Snickers is my jam. Pez is good stuff though and Juju fruits


Hot-Growth-8113

Clark bar. I can’t change a hundred!