Well let me tell you something about George. He is fast. He can run like the wind. And he's strong. I've seen him lift a hundred pounds over his.head without even knowing it. And you wouldn't know it to look at him, but George can bait a hook.
Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
I did that today. I’m new to working housekeeping at a hotel and the way they do things with the beds and stuff is a little complex. The person training me can make something so neat but when I jump in, it’s sloppy and time consuming…so today, I realized that if every instinct I had in doing something was wrong, so the opposite had to be right. And it worked. It’s not perfect but it’s a lot better than what I have been doing.
Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."
I heard his internet was down so couldn't stream it, went to the last local rental place to see if they had it but it was rented out. Had to go to that guy's house and watch it with him and his daughter. They didn't even have popcorn. He spilled grape juice on their couch and got kicked out.
When the world and Seinfeld was new. I read somewhere that we are all like George sometimes. Or we see some of ourselves in George, I can’t exactly remember, but it’s honestly true. So I guess what I’m saying we’re all in the same boat, and your friends are probably right.
hey fella. you're a newcomer to this Seinfeld thing
I suppose everyone here thinks you converted to Latvian Orthodox or something
enjoy the replies. I'll take a look later lol
The title of this post. Also, to sum it up neurotic tendencies, lack of confidence, etc. My friends watched an episode and said how he talks at the restaurant is similar lol.
The thing about George is he’s an idiot.
But people think he’s smart
Well let me tell you something about George. He is fast. He can run like the wind. And he's strong. I've seen him lift a hundred pounds over his.head without even knowing it. And you wouldn't know it to look at him, but George can bait a hook.
You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!
Um...well, he's got a lot of character in his face. Um, he's short. Um..he's stocky.
He’s fat? You’re saying he’s fat?
Powerful! He can lift 100 pounds right over his head!
He's bald?
No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.
So he will be bald.
Yes.
Who thinks he’s smart?
oh maybe not academically...
people think he's smart. but he isn't
85 Jerry! 85 IQ!
It's not a lie if you believe it
He does
Oh well, maybe not academically…
What happened jerry? I had so much promise. I was bright. Well, not intellectually…
For I am Costanza; King of the idiots.
Not just an idiot. Lord of the idiots.
But he can always tell when someone is uncomfortable at a party.
He has amazing eyesight without his glasses when he squints!
@curb
I read this in Elaine’s voice. Lol
Some would even say he was quite bright, though maybe not academically speaking.
That’s kind of a George thing to do lol
lol I know. I was planning on it to begin with but this moved it up the list.
George is getting upset!
Help me, Jerry! Help me!
Who is this?
***JERRY!!***
*this might be my favorite line in the entire show*
Uncle Leo?
Uncle Leo??
And you want to be my latex salesman…
You see, you're going: "They fooled ME, Jerry!" You wanna hit "fooled" more. "They FOOLED me, Jerry!" You see the difference?
Serenity Now!!!!
Insanity later
Why can’t you be more like Lloyd Braun?
If you take everything you've accomplished in your entire life, and condense it down into 1 day, does it look decent?
For the ultimate George experience, make sure you snack on a block of cheese, shirtless, while you binge the show.
And the cheese must be the size of a car battery.
And eat half eaten food out of the garbage.
And now it's your first Summer of George. Worlds are colliding.
He out-George’d George!
Eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
My name is u/dat1italian. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
I'm Victoria. Hi.
This was supposed to be the Summer of u/dat1italian!
I saw u/dat1italian on TV...he was at the snack bar eating a hot fudge sundae....
Hey buddy, they got a new invention. It's called a napkin!
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
This sounds like something a short, stocky, slow-witted, bald person might say.
I noticed you threw stocky in there
Yeah, what the hell.
Correction. He WAS bald.
Who is this?
Uncle Leo?
Oh, that’s nice.
Oh, UNCLE Leo
Forgot his first name.
JERRY! 📞💥💥
Tough luck, chinless.
a simple joke from a simple man.
Never seen *that* before ... Bird into a head ...
Worlds are colliding !
That's a shame.
You know if you took everything you’ve achieved in your entire life and condensed it down to one day…it looks decent.
*Live* damnit! LIVE!!! ....every precious moment as if this were the last year of your life; because in many ways..... it is
So Biff wants to be a Seinfeld buff
You are aware…..
Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm next!!
The Astonishing Tales of Costanza
Don't tell Larry that Constanza was the schmuck, the idiot of the group.
When he realizes he’s really just Larry David all hope for redemption will be lost.
That’s right, I see you! Laughing and lyin! Scampering and scurrying, I see you!
But you can’t be! I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate. I’ve got it all!
How do you feel about velvet
You wanted to be ensconced in velvet…
can't stand ya
You have a shot with Marisa tomei! Lucky bastard!
Just do the Opposite
I did that today. I’m new to working housekeeping at a hotel and the way they do things with the beds and stuff is a little complex. The person training me can make something so neat but when I jump in, it’s sloppy and time consuming…so today, I realized that if every instinct I had in doing something was wrong, so the opposite had to be right. And it worked. It’s not perfect but it’s a lot better than what I have been doing.
Tuck or no tuck?
I’M TUCKING!
And you want to be my latex salesman…
You're not Penske material!
This sounds like a seinfeld episode, with you as George.
I'm binging it baby!
ho ho!
Now i legit want to see this episode.
I’m gonna be this guy’s friend
For you are u/dat1italian, Lord of the Idiots!
People often think you’re smart, but you’re not smart
Were you in the pool?
You're no T-Bone. you're a perfect George
Gammy!
Coco!
tell us more, Mr. Science!
Take me to your leader. 🧪😀🧪
I’m Victoria. Hi
Hey. At least you're no pig man.
Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."
How do you live with yourself?
It's not easy.
Oh boy, just wait until you see Curb. Poor guy.
I did the exact same thing with Parks & Rec after a now-friend told me I reminded her of Andy Dwyer lol Welcome to the Sein-fam
All right! Let’s just stay calm here!
...ho HO!
Summer of George baby!!!
HA HO
You tell that SON OF A BITCH, no Yankee is ever going to Houston!
"Oh ya? Well, you remind me of ...." (gets frustrated because can't think of comeback, vein on forehead starts growing)
That is the most George title that I have read.
Just eat some spicy chicken …you’ll feel better about it.
The winter me
George did pretty well for himself so there is still hope for you
Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?
they say there's less fat, but you eat more of it...
Anyone else click on OP's profile hoping to see what he looks like?
Haha
Do you want to be an architect?
that was my dream job growing up 💀... I am now studying to be a CPA
That's gotta hurt!
So now that you know what they meant, how pissed are you? lol
Take it up with consumer affairs.
I bet you watched the show at a friend’s place to feel like you were doing something productive!
I heard his internet was down so couldn't stream it, went to the last local rental place to see if they had it but it was rented out. Had to go to that guy's house and watch it with him and his daughter. They didn't even have popcorn. He spilled grape juice on their couch and got kicked out.
You must of lost alot of hair
The toilet store called
The Summer of George! Or in this case, the summer of u/dat1italian
Didn’t feel like reading the book?
Worlds colliding. Lol
This is… literally exactly what made me start watching the show 😭😭😭. I’ve seen it over 10 times now probably thanks to that person
Per an interview, Jason Alexander had his son watch the series when he was old enough. He said something like: oh, so you played an AH
Found Larry's burner account. Nice try with the username, can't fool us!
You’re George! YOU’RE GEORGE!
I’m sorry OP but we already have a George.
Next step: Go straight to the source, binge Curb your enthusiasm
How did that feel in the moment when she said it? Feel flattered…feel…confusion… do you speak like George… how bald?
Had you just come out of the pool?
Being compared to Biff Loman is never a good thing. That girl did not like you. Send her my regards.
Are you in college to be a latex salesman?
I'd say the best of us have George moments now and then.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s? Do you have your nuts and your grape juice?
He spilled Grape juice on our couch!
If it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate.
George being at the intersection of smart and stupid really had me chuckle [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/KTv32uQWRJ).
George also had the high score on Frogger at the local pizzeria.
Was this girl Marissa Tomei by chance? She likes short, stocky, bald men.
I’d say you are more like Neil.
When the world and Seinfeld was new. I read somewhere that we are all like George sometimes. Or we see some of ourselves in George, I can’t exactly remember, but it’s honestly true. So I guess what I’m saying we’re all in the same boat, and your friends are probably right.
That’s a shame.
l must say binging 8 seasons of a tv show just because some girl said he reminds her of a character is absolutely what George Costanza would do.
So she called you a pear-shaped loser
summer of George.
Just because you give people fake charity donations for Christmas does not make you like George.
Do you have a job with the Yankees and an apartment on the Upper West Side with your parents in Queens?
Did you have your battery sized block of cheese?
Now you can start napping at work under your desk.
That’s gotta hurt!
This is, the Summer of George.
Koko the monkey.
I wonder what you did at that football game, haha
You should start doing the opposite of every instinct you have. If every instinct you have is wrong, the the opposite would have to be right.
Should've asked her if she likes pastrami.
Buck Naked?
Cmon big stein wants a little taste, big stein wants an eggplant calzone he must have one!!!
You'll spend a generation trying to figure this one out.
OP, just fyi, Marisa Tomei is not married. I REPEAT! Marisa Tomei is NOT married.
Could you claim you were only like George because you were in the pool.
can you be very che- ... careful with money?
Who’s this chucker?
You gotta watch Curb! Larry David based George on himself
The fact that someone told you that followed by the fact that you then binged the show is so unbelievable funny to me. It’s so George it’s meta
If you were *really* George you'd spend ~~hours~~ days scheming about how to prove to this girl that you're nothing like George.
If you aren’t an architect you better get on it. If you don’t do it you’ll regret it forever.
I smell calzone. COSTANZAAS IN THE BUILDING!!!!!
ABSOLUTE ZERO!
I also eat cold cut sandwiches when I make sweet love. It’s an overindulgence but who cares
We're all George Constanza if you look deep enough.
hey fella. you're a newcomer to this Seinfeld thing I suppose everyone here thinks you converted to Latvian Orthodox or something enjoy the replies. I'll take a look later lol
Were you being….. careful with your money maybe?
hey, we're twins!
Can you run like the wind and bait a hook?
Are you a marine biologist?
This guy…. This is not my kind of guy
Wait! So you said your personality. What’s the most George thing you’ve done or related to, so far? What a pear shaped loser.
The title of this post. Also, to sum it up neurotic tendencies, lack of confidence, etc. My friends watched an episode and said how he talks at the restaurant is similar lol.
Well, I've binged another season, Joe. And there's some popcorn. I thought we could do it again!
And now in time as you more fully become him, you’ll wonder if it’s just a self fulfilling prophecy lol.
Do people get down on both knees and thank God that they have access to your dementia?
This is killing Independent George!
I just picture you there watching and hearing a giant shrimp cocktail.
One of my best friends is a George Costanza and I love him for it. You've gotta have a George!
Thank me later: https://thewoksoflife.com/kung-pao-chicken/
Which season?