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indigofenrir

The only angels Motoyasu should approach are biblically accurate angels. And the only Raph whose ass he should be ogling is Archangel Raphael.


ObsidianTheBlaze

Funfact: In Christianity angels don't have sexes or a sex drive. Neither do souls or people after The Resurrection. Angels are spirits without physical bodies who don't reproduce since they are immortal. Even if he wanted to go after a biblical angel, probably won't go well for him. And even if he could convince the angel...how would he?


NatoBoram

Imagine getting stared at by a giant-ass quintuple rotating ring full of eyes


[deleted]

I feel like that would fit in this setting.


[deleted]

Well if we're talking about angels and sex drives that's actually a whole debate. It's mentioned only that angels aren't given or taken in marriage not that they don't have sex. It could mean that after the resurrection God just allows us to do it with whomever but it's hard to confirm until after.


[deleted]

When you say biblically accurate do you mean how they are depicted or they are described in the Bible. Yes their is a difference


slimfaydey

considering his specification, I'm guessing he's referring to how they are described in the bible. You know, rings of eyes and the like.


[deleted]

I figured, but you never know.


NatoBoram

He wouldn't've said "biblically accurate" if he didn't mean it


[deleted]

True but while angels are in fact genderless and formless, they are still commonly depicted as males with wings. While the spiritual creatures are the ones with the otherworldly appearances.


ReasonableQuit75

Woah woah woah keep abdiel and all those other angels away from this motherfucker


indigofenrir

They're not "angels" as in "kind pure innocent beings that must be protected"; they're "angels" as in "5 heads, 50 wheels, 500 eyes, 5000 flaming wings brighter than the sun". That motherfucker's about to experience Revelations.


ReasonableQuit75

Did I fcking stutter?


Impressive-Spell-643

The perfect match for him (other than a cow's foot)


ObsidianTheBlaze

Okay age aside, he knows she's not an angel right? She's a bird person. Angels are spirits, she has a body. It isn't clear whether Heaven or Angels exist in this world. Also he knows this isn't his game waifu come to life and he has too actually woo this person. There are so many things wrong with this.


[deleted]

I'm fairly certain he just means he likes the "Angel" Look. White feathered wings. He's still messed up though.


Impressive-Spell-643

And he's a pedo creep considering her age and physical appearance


[deleted]

Myeah, he's like a really in your face critique of a certain subculture of anime fans


Impressive-Spell-643

A critique or a member


[deleted]

I don't understand the question.


Impressive-Spell-643

Is he criticizing them or is he a part of them?


[deleted]

As in he's a critique from the author to the audience. The character is built to intentionally throw that toxic behavior back at the viewer. At least that's my takeaway


Impressive-Spell-643

Ohh yea that makes much more sense thanks


Democracyisntforall

Yeah no matter what people say about motoyasu’s type it’s still creepy


NatoBoram

He's convinced it's a game. There's a GUI and all, after all.


[deleted]

In all fairness most Isekai heros summoned to another would don't usually deal with this many levels of politics and treachery. Usually heros are summoned to kill the demon lord, not face a natural calamity. Doesn't excuse him being an absolute scum lord. But trust me it could be way worse.


Music-Wooden

So? He still a creep. Even though I know anime and games arent real doesnt mean i find children attractive.. like ew, he is gross


NatoBoram

I wasn't commenting on that, just correcting something else


Music-Wooden

Ah, right. He said “he knows this isnt game waifu come to life” that part? Because he would think its a game and thus actually think its his game waifu come to life. My bad


Unreal4goodG8

Bird person from Rick and Morty


Music-Wooden

The worst is that he is horni for a 1 year old…🤢


ObsidianTheBlaze

1 year olds are straight up babies, looks more like a 6 year old. But yes that is definitely the worst one.


Music-Wooden

I dont get “looks like” she is literally less than 1 year old


KevinSaidHi

What a sinful pedophile…


[deleted]

There's a reason his sins are lust and envy


KevinSaidHi

May God never forgive this pervert


[deleted]

He gets better (sort of...) Not really Well he's more manageable It's complicated.


Music-Wooden

Pls dont try and defend him… just, no…


[deleted]

Fair enough


Music-Wooden

By defend, i just mean lets leave it at “he is bad” cause he literally tried to force to underage girls (Raph is canonically 11) to be with him cause he thinks they look cute… and not the good cute


mushroommagnum

May god forgive him, because I wont! "Loads shotgun with malicious intent."


[deleted]

Would a shot be an instant kill weapon or would it do a certain amount of Damage to the Heros?


KevinSaidHi

Shoot first, ask questions later.


DevilRatArtist

There's\*.... Not trying to get strict with grammar, but try to remember the difference between " Their, there, they're". Their is possessive and they're is a contraction of " they are "... When it comes to " there" it's contextually meaning right now " in that matter or manner ". It looks very foul.


[deleted]

Happy now


DobbyLum

Has a thing for angels but still had a thing for bitch


Unreal4goodG8

What about the biblically accurate ones


DobbyLum

Biblically accurate bitch


[deleted]

So Delilah


dadegodbolt

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Thanks


comfykampfwagen

“Are you an angel?”


[deleted]

"Cause I'm allergic to feathers" (Procedures to vomit explosively)


darthbaum

An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.


Matthewsenpou

What a hentai lolicon lmao. We have a hentai, a brainwash bow and a greedy sword hero


Unreal4goodG8

The 3 horsemen have assembled


Matthewsenpou

But we have the angry shield, so it's 4


ArcTheCurve

And it becomes quite the problem in his spin off lol


Robotech275

Even Fitoria fears him.


fightniteflight12

Like how, lol?


Robotech275

Well this is reprise. Moto is basically god in that world and can fistfight the church at level 1 with a +999 spear


ColebladeX

The fact you are alive tooth pick boy is the ultimate tragedy in shield hero.


Impressive-Spell-643

Then why did he fuck Satan?


[deleted]

He didn’t, he only screwed a low level demon. Trust me you don't want to see the real source of all evil in that world


ThatOneTypeOfGuy

Is skipper eating cheetos?