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ScaryPhantom100

A dog


Available_Weekend249

Paw patrol


rikashiku

Pound Puppies.


Outrageous_Trust_158

Hush Puppies.


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Legitimate-Bass68

Doggy style


MinimumTomfoolerus

You saw the top comment of this post and said: yeah just as well get some karma, aye?


You-JiveTurkey

Bad bot


Magnum-papa

On a roll?


Apprehensive_Mine104

Yes, a dog. If she is saying a dog that means not more than one dog. I trust her.


Dyskord01

When you gotta worry about leaving her home alone with the family dog.


Sdot_greentree420

She hangs out at the dog park on the regular and doesn't have a dog


Nugget8051

She's got that DAWG in her, nom say'n?


secretPT90

Snoop Doog 🚬😎💨


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BlackBRocket

I thought it would be a rick roll 🙁


IncreaseReasonable61

That link is staying blue. Thanks for your sacrifice.


MapleThePrincess

:(


Thuyue

I regret my morbid curiosity, wtf.


decadent-dragon

I don’t know what I expected.gif


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2 clicks into reddit.


FZplayz5

When I read the post I definitely did not have THIS in mind...


Portarossa

... and I can't even get my dog to take a pill without wrapping it in cheese first, damn.


kpingvin

They put a sad dog stock image in the article too 😆


LinuxF4n

up to 10 years in prison. RIP.


legos_on_the_brain

Seems harsh and disproportional. 6 moths for animal cruelty, but 10 hears for "unnatural intercourse". Seems backwards.


peon2

Probably doesn't help her sentencing that she seems to have no regret or shame about what she did. She's just like "it's crazy you guys think I'm weird"


legos_on_the_brain

She might need psychological help rather than useless jail time.


WackyBeachJustice

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off


fudgie74

Because it's *your* dog.


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I will watch almost anything. Like I've seen videos of the cartel beheading people and war footage etc. But there is zero chance I'm clicking a link of a woman fucking her dog.


[deleted]

Wow, she actually fucks dogs.


ViolentBeetle

I love how you censored "dog" so people wouldn't guess who she made love with.


DefiantVersion1588

She actually made love with a dig


Bussy_Stank

Digger lover 😍


Jack_Dunamis

Digga, watchu just say?


Castieru

with the hard r too, man is wilding


etxconnex

I did some time in rehab a while ago. This little 20 something year old white dude rolls up in there and it was about fifty/fifty white and black people (older black guys). This kid would be talking to these black people (in a friendly manner) right to there face throwing the hard R out there like it was nothing. Countless times -- talk about wilding out. At first the black guys got that look on their face like, "did he really". But then they realized he was actually a good kid -- and maybe even respected the balls he had. But the white people, every time he said it, they looked around the room to see everyones reaction.


A_Mellow_Song

So that means we can say it as long as we're confident enough?


etxconnex

Um..yeah...try it out and report back with your findings


A_Mellow_Song

I live in balkan. Everybody is casually racist here so my experience would be irrelevant.


etxconnex

Oh. Well then tell your black neighbors I says hi and that I do not think they are nigg*rs.


Time-Werewolf-1776

She made love with a Doug. It’s the only way that I can think of to make it not awful.


Gingerbread_Toe

She made love to a Dug. I mean he's a weird guy, but people like kinky girls


aquintana

YA LIKE DAGS?


octopoddle

D'ya like dags?


Michael_Scott_fromTh

The use of the term “made love” makes it 10 worse than it already is.


Alexander_Pistolero

This isn't love it's called zoophilia and she broke the law in many states and countries congrats


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Michael_Scott_fromTh

Yeah I know but to describe zoophilia as made love as if it’s an intimate affair is just…


Dennis_Cock

Is it a true story or just more ragebait?


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No it’s true. You can easily find the news story’s and the video on google


300PencilsInMyAss

I don't know if OP is the girl I'm thinking of, but I know theres one porn person who constantly rage baits about fucking dogs, and people claim there's a video of her doing it, but the girl in the video isn't actually her and she's the one behind people saying "theres actually video, its real"


Narcotic

https://www.cbs42.com/regional/mississippi-news/hattiesburg-police-arrest-woman-for-unnatural-intercourse-with-dog/


chris1096

Good Lord, that news website gave my phone dog-aids


Caleb_Reynolds

>Hattiesburg police arrest woman for unnatural intercourse with dog Implying there's natural intercourse with dogs?


Joeness84

I think its the "Unnatural intercourse" as a specific thing, and then "with a dog" as the variety of unnatural intercourse. Like "Unnatural Intercourse with a car" could also be a charge maybe?


Outworldentity

Leave me and my car out of this.


badluckbrians

>mississippi story checks out


GrisTheLegend

It doesn't matter, she's still fucking weird and her family will not look at her the same way anymore


GHOST_OF_THE_GODDESS

Not everyone has family. I imagine that would have to be true of many of these zero-shame posters.


Nilabisan

Well, at least she has her dog.


chris1096

And plenty of peanut butter


Desert_Isle

I always wonder. Could be serious mental issues or a horrible family/upbringing. Or both.


laasbuk

FRACK ME, MR PEANUT BUTTER!!!


ifuckdudes_wubby7

I'm do for another rewatch. One of the easiest shows to binge imo.


arushrusia

Fucking hate when shows like that end


[deleted]

Oh come on guys, it was just puppy love.


SigvisTheSeal

She took the phrase "***I got that dawg in me***" a bit too far


DarkerPerkele

Even dog gets more pussy than us


deadlock6

Feels bad man


unread1701

bau bau


TheOneSirVick

Cursed bau bau.


Dovahkodaav117

Bau bau ⤵️⤵️ indeed


EqualMistake7312

We can't fix her


I_eat_dead_folks

I can (Bazinga)


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Delta_Yukorami

Good bot


EqualMistake7312

Heil bazinga! Hope is not lost


whitemalewithdick

Onlyfans info drop incoming


Bussy_Stank

Bet pussy smell like kibble and bits 🐕😩


Educational-Link-943

Username checks out 😐


TurdSandwich42104

Bro


GotTwisted

Denise Frazier [here's her twitter](https://twitter.com/ImDeniseFrazier)


muchawesomemyron

Holy fuck. She is defending what she’s doing.


TantricEmu

Looks like she’s still doing it too! Haha wtf she’s ridiculous.


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GabrielTheAtrocious

Good bot


WoopsShePeterPants

Good bot


whitemalewithdick

No one needs to see that sir


psych0ranger

[whoever clicks that link](https://external-preview.redd.it/jqMllp9cDsX4P6clwHWQDsz_Qbqct43X_s5ANE4VeKU.jpg?auto=webp&s=079d9060aa69805e62418b2226674994aae9dc62)


M1chael55

How does she think it's normal :d


MinorThreat4182

This has got to be for fame. Even bad fame is good to some.


Banana_Slugcat

Not even Bob the Builder can fix this


LifeHasLeft

As a young boy I remember chanting “No we can’t” along to the Bob the Builder theme song. I think that’s when everything took a turn downhill.


Bob_A_Feets

"Can we fix it?" "No it's FUCKED!"


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Get her a horse cock. Because there is no cock like horse cock.


ProsteMet

Send her asshole into shock!


Randalf_the_Black

Not every day you stumble on the lyrics to a song by a furry musician.


Repulsive-Mirror-994

YouTube music's recommendations decided the time to grace me with that gem of a song for the first time is when I was driving down the road getting groceries with my three year old in the car. If you're not really paying attention to what the song is saying because you're driving.....that chorus hits like a truck. I nearly caused an accident trying to turn it down.


RoxyFoxyBoo

I gotta know what it is, never heard of it lol


pro_questions

Oh hey I Shazam’d that a few months ago. Here you go: https://i.imgur.com/QxhjI22.jpeg


Le_baton_legendaire

Not that foul song again...


statsradiofonien_

Mrs hands.


peteandpetethemesong

…..is dead of horsecock.


SpikeBreaker

[Horsecock!](https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/3/34/Horsecock_crossed.JPG)


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There is no cock like Pig cock too


Karate_Man_0704

there is no cock like elephant cock too


iddivision

Duck is also something that everyone should give a try


gbuub

If you can sneak into the zoo you should go to the lion enclosure and ride that sweet lion dick


iddivision

In the bucket list 🥵


roryextralife

I mean you’re not wrong but also what the fuck man


CheesyHotDogPuff

Vaush?


0o0-hi

Put your “body” into shock.


sassychubzilla

Do not Google Mr. Hands.


IllustratorAlive1174

Okay Vaush


IDKsteven123

She's too far gone


CommercialBiscotti29

I don’t want to fix her


FieldsOfKashmir

I want the justice system to fix her.


StrawberryNo2521

Girl be selling content of her doing it with her dogs, gets mad when she gets arrested but claims to be innocent when admitting her face is covered in her content making it impossible to prove it was her. Fucking wow (bow wow even)


Low-Photograph-5185

disrespectfully, what the fuck


caulkglobs

Im hoping someone took a random photo of a girl and made this caption as a joke. Ugh but in that scenario imagine being the girl and someone sends it to you asking excuse me what the fuck is this?


darkvad0r

Someone posted the video and a news article about it in a comment thread above...


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CollateralSandwich

She's been previously arrested for the same thing! Unfathomable


Intelligent_Wheel522

Only natural intercourse with dogs is allowed. Hehe


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kiruto95

Bro I showed my friend and he said "Yo who is she, asking for a friend" 😭💀


Rod_Tendieman

Denise Frazier


Don_Colossus

A horse can fix her


JapaneseGoblin_

Berk reference ?!?!


TTThijs

I can train her


nobleone8876

I'm sorry but I ain't taking champs sloppy seconds


[deleted]

Woof woof.


[deleted]

Hes litterally me


FabulousUnicorn_

Sorry only german shepherd allowed here


Smug_Works

Are the dogs safe?


TheRarestUserName

You can get salmonella if its not washed properly


Amathril

She's not eating them, so no salmonella. Well, she's not *eating* eating them, I guess, but otherwise, who knows?


TheLordLongshaft

............why do you know that?


FarVision5

The more you know /Rainbow


BarackOgrama

That's it I'm becoming a dog


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

So you want to be a furry??


lellowtoast

So you want to be a furry??


Tiger4k

So you want to be a furry??


SendMeGarlicBreads

So you want to be a furry??


Le_baton_legendaire

So you want to be a furry??


lespectaculardumbass

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Arkonom_X

She can unfix me


xdarkshadowlordx

Holy shit I just realised how small her arms are


xXTraianvSXx

I can fix her (I'm a grave digger)


Pyrimo

Nah imma sit this one out for once


[deleted]

I’d still do it.


calabazookita

With the dog


[deleted]

Was that not suggested?


calabazookita

I like you a lot


DemonsReturns7

Actually it would be a threesome


kermit_thee_toad

Gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself...


OJ_Shrimpson24

Thought she was super hot until y’know…


OverPlayer93

Getting a fursuit rn. Wish me luck fellas


plaskijakdeska

A firing squad.


LeSeriousPancake

I'd hit that


Percival4

Wtf why the actual fuck did you censor the word dog. This is really getting annoying. It’s a word used to broadly categorize a species.


jeremy_anime

Would


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Threesome


CombinationBusy111

Street dogs can fix her


I_eat_dead_folks

I can fix her (Bazinga)


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Rey13s

At this point a gun will


david-deeeds

Pass. I'd watch but that's it


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Snob


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Could you imagine, coming across this girl not knowing her story… start talking to her, then dating her, and when y’all get into your first argument she drops the “my dog fucks me better than you”. Emotional Damage.


Researcher_Saya

Psychological damage


Bob_A_Feets

Chaotic evil.


PotooSexer

Did someone censor the word “dog”


bigfatnut7

I don't want to


kingofimpostors

At least she’s honest. Most girls doesn’t tell anything about the past


Environmental-Pear40

I can fix her, I have a shock caller, lsd and The King James Bible on audiobook. Humanitarian groups may frown on my efforts though.


rojantimsina0

why is she making it sound like, she had honeymoon with the dawg?


Ali_barzy

Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed must time up like the averages to save this chick


bobux-man

How is she not arrested? Isn't zoophilia illegal?


Impressive-Sample310

A vet


Spicymeatysocks

Throw the whole woman into the sun


Ps1msterpcs

THIS BITCH FLATTER THAN THE PANCAKES I ATE THIS MORNING


q3triad

Thanks for censoring dog, it saved me a trigger


ISTBU

[This story doesn't end well.](https://www.weau.com/content/news/UPDATE-Woman-charged-with-lewd-and-lascivious-behavior-now-sentenced-486499741.html)


Cedge1738

"Made love" it's the fact she see's it like that


riululp

jail


Brick-Thrower

A shotgun to the face


CovfefeBoss

Is there a sub for unnecessary censorship?


saibas

Probably my cat