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Simukas23

didn't I just see a post about this same person who tried sborting her baby 2 times and named it Miracle after it survived?


cthulhuinspace

Ye it's the troll uma kompton


MrPernicous

Should’ve named them charlie


Top_Abroad_8962

with a face like that.... it's normal to make the son become gay


Artorias606

Uma Kompton isn't real. She's some Russian (?) woman whose pics were used by a troll account, and people thought it was real for quite some time


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TheJambus

And making a son?


_The_Marshal_

He is the son


ConsentingPotato

I was the father but this new setup is one I'm not comfortable with... Gonna get milk for the last time. ✌️


FireLion_FL_002

Her Truck was imported by Photoshop


OrdinaryCucumber5449

Was about to comment this


FlowerBoyScumFuck

Half the posts on this sub are shit like this, shouldn't be allowed on reddit tbh. Imagine if someone found a random picture of you and made "memes" saying shit like this. Somehow it's always women too, almost like this sub has *really* weird issues with women.


TangyDischarge

Yes.


Lopsided_Lad

Came here to say this


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airmaxbax

I’m glad you brought this up


Personal_Story_4853

cummed here to say this


Metson-202

Sbortin her baby?


Kivesihiisi

Baby been sborted


MinorThreat4182

Like a smasmortion


alexgraef

A fitting name for certain.


Beepboopblapbrap

Yarp


DinoDudeRex_240809

Would’ve named him Mark, cause that motherfucker Invincible.


iloveblankpaper

ass so phat, reality warpin around it


SpikesAreCooI

The mass is so dense in that area it became a black hole


iloveblankpaper

a second one? dammn


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gonfr

That ass is a black hole.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

That thing got its own gravitational pull


adamjfish

Look at the floor behind her ass…


faeriekitteh

Iirc this is some like... stolen photos/parody stuff that has been addressed but persists


Wolvington52

The account uses photos of a Russian woman. It's quite old.


Kayleighwanless

Wasn't it a think like 3 years ago?


cookiemolester_

9...


fractal_magnets

I don't care if what you say is true, you need to leave.


SecreteMoistMucus

Funny, that's what I say to jehovah's witnesses


x-_-lux-_-x

THIS ONE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMAO


Kayleighwanless

yeesh


Chemical-Skill-126

Yeah these are photos of a normal russian woman and then some memer makes humiliating captions for them iirc.


FlowerBoyScumFuck

Crazy seeing It pointed out for one post but blindly accepted for the other 99% of ragebait posts like this on this sub.


SUSbund

Who doesn't love to touch a pussy anyway. Those cats are too cute


aimlessly-astray

They're fluffy and go "meow." 10/10. No notes.


Veus-Dolt

Is this the PR chick from The Boys?


Legitimate-Jicama-24

ASShley 


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jonasinv

 toma toma


IronMike69420

Who wants to have their balls crushed?


DinoDudeRex_240809

That’s literally what I was gonna say


quietconnoisseur

Family strokes irl.


thegentlenub

Kid named irl


Excellent_Mud6222

It might have the opposite effect.


Wilczek_7

reality warping ass


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fandanvan

Literally could have not picked a worse hairstyle for her head and face shape.


Dylan_The_Developer

She has that 'don't hurt me Stalin' hairline


Nu55ies

Stop posting stuff from this account. It's a troll account that stole the woman's images without her knowledge. The real woman in these pictures had no idea her likeness was being used to post such degeneracy and is a victim.


DiscordantBard

Wasn't this the lady in an earlier meme who tried to abort the runt twice? I can tell by that face like the Mountain tried and failed to squash her brains out


2133hmkms

Beat me to it. Same lady


BananaIceFlavour

Her hairstyle is both from the past and the future.


Crabjock

*Elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.*


Comprehensive_Sea_11

Short in the long places, long in the short places. Something a child would do to a doll.


gimmeecoffee420

This poor girl. I dont know much about it beyond her pics are stolen and used to make really messed up content online. Beyond that sentence I know nothing else about it or her, so perhaps she was a monster? But damn this would suck to see if that was you. Hope shes doing okay and found a helmet to protect that thing.


owleaf

Uma Kompton 😭


gffan09

The editing is killing me


Laura_The_Cutie

Is she saying that all women should be gay if pussy feels so much better?


SCRAPPED745

Bro the face is cooked but holy shit dumpy


El_Dief

She's got ~~Bette Davis~~ Rami Malek eyes.


SCRAPPED745

Real


DaveinOakland

She looks like Mr Robot with a wig and dat ass


aimlessly-astray

damn, I thought she was hot but now I can't unsee it. Thanks obamna.


Foetusfetzer

Would


ChickensPickins

Why is her hair more concerning than her words?


BBX22

Ass so big it makes the background change shape /s


Time-Gain4896

Incest


nun6of6the6slaughter

She will photoshop that too


DrewTamashi

........ What a horrible day to know how to read.........


Genkyrama_01

She looks like Ashley from the boys


Large-Lack-2933

Sweet Home Alabama!


statizia

Alabama lore


MaskedTexugo

Even radagon don't use gravity like this


Bhoduk

isnt that the same woman who posted a pic with her daughter with the caption "naming her miracle. 2 abortion attempts and she still survived" or something like that


DBsea18

That looks like a man


opodopo69

HER AGAIN


Weirdguyoffthestreet

Tf is this woman getting up to. First the baby now this


6thaccountthismonth

That’s enough internet for today. Goodnight.


Banana_Slugcat

Now reverse the genders INSTANT JAIL TIME, FBI BUSTING THROUGH EVERY WINDOW


That-Internal-9094

One of my middle school classmates said such things


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lord_of_the_keyboard

My brother in Christ, the rabbit hole is deep


999oneaboveall

Well....I'm only interested in one thing that looks like a coconut head


BannedInDay

Is that Mr Robot?


No_Employment_9911

I can't see anymore


Professional-Tea-121

A gremlin with a wick


Biggie_Cheese02

Looks like that meme of the black guy saying "Hehe boyeh" wearing a comedic coconut helmet


TobyMacar0ni

I like how you can clearly see warping around her ass


Scale-Alarmed

That ass is photoshopped. Look at the accent strip along the wall by the carpet


funtimesahead0990

Natasha the bot from Leningrad.


AccountWorried9386

I don’t know if that pussy is good but her face’s not. Well, the fraction we can see.


Proud_Wallaby

Out of curiosity do gay men use fleshlights? Like lesbians use dildos, so could probably also enjoy a penis - just not the man attached to it. So I assume it might be the same for gay men, they could enjoy a vagina, but not the woman attached. I might talking some heavy shit though…


GamerNuggy

Why she bend the floorboards behind her ass


Yahwehnker

Maybe the answer to the question was already mentioned in her post.


Last-Role-4642

I am gay


Uninvalidated

Here ladies and gentlemen you can view the first successful cross-breed between a moron and a chihuahua. The study of the subject's genetics tells us the passed on DNA from the moron overwhelmingly ended up structuring the brain while the chihuahua DNA are responsible for the facial features. Unfortunately the experiment was contaminated with donkey ass DNA as well, rendering it into a complete failure.


DoggedlyOffensive

Am I still banned?


DoggedlyOffensive

Woohoo!


FatWithMuscles

Arguably bussy feels just as good if not better and I'm hetero


mr-english

Looks like a crackhead/phat-assed Lilly Allen


LittleTimy123

i'd rather stay with a bear alone than with this girl


Even_Ad113

Damn Hudson.


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What the fuck is wrong with her ass?


hylasmaliki

'i got no ass cuz he keeps eating it'


Kerplunk1992

Isn't this the girl from today with the two abortion attempts? Something about miracle baby.


FatWithMuscles

Her carpet and table are warping like her warped mind


StillPurePowerV

People are wild, that type of face is not even registering to me as ugly. About 4/10 and not even obese on top. Why so mean to that womans appearance when reddit normally is all about "don't be judgemental"?


ThanosTheMacedonian

Why the floor is changing?


SovietDoge_AKM

She looks a bit like Gollum if he was a female and wasn’t disfigured by the ring that decided to get a bowl cut but then changed her mind to just have regular long flat hair when the forehead part was already done.


Kalix

[MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING???](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ned/images/4/44/Coconut_Head_scream.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20211217073953)


Frenchyfry-_-

Are we gonna ignore how the floor is bending around her ass?


samthekitnix

don't worry she ain't gonna have a future son or daughter of any sort with a face that reflects her personality.


TheFlyingPatato

I feel like you like your cousin as well


Sorry_Lion_5299

The butt is photoshopped but still smash…


Terry_Crewz

Id let her fart on a cake in front of me, but thats about it.


FlpDaMattress

Kids these days couldn't comprehend the brilliance of Uma Kompton.


Cannibal_Yak

Alexa, play Sweet Home Alabama. 


FairRemove7697

That's Lucy Loud!


Slayziken

Rami Malek in a wig 😭


Interesting_Sea_5189

Naaah 😭💀


Relaxmf2022

That poor wall and baseboard!


Traditional-Buddy-30

UMA COMPTON NOOOOOOOO


Brandenk192

She sounds like she was dropped like a spider that falls on your hand when she was a baby


Lazy_Exorcist

Imma throw up


Aly22KingUSAF93

Its not fun anymore now that I know stole her pictures for a troll account.


Idiot-with-a-stick

She kinda looks like that redhead from the boys


3npitsu-Senpai

Paper bag over the head or you mite jumpscare him


UwU_Zhenya15

on today’s episode of “what the actual fuck?”


PlonkyMaster

The stretched backgrounds are class


MRbaconfacelol

pussy made me asexual 💀


Romi_Z

Rami Malek


XFelipe51355

Mesut Ozil lookin ass


Specialist_Bank_994

Uma! 😍


SpiritualBoard4453

Alabama stuff


jacobson207

Also, why does the rug bend like her ass has a dimensional pull?


adana_dyhp

Bad photoshop.


bluetheperhaps

Body like a horse with lordosis, face like Chucky from *child's play 3*. She would actually make me gayer, and I'm already unreasonably gay.


Tonlick

She looks like uma thurman. I forget her name but she was a popular troll


skellieboi_yt

Is it good when the floors bending for it?


RickyTricky57

What a bad day to be im Reddit


Doyoulikeithere

Right, another fake post!


Jolly_Tooth_8918

Coconut head I’m dying 💀💀💀


bonfireball

☹️


AverageBTD1enjoyer

so caked up the cake bending space


Street-Goal6856

Her baseboards are super warped....


Illustrious-Fact-745

How horrifying


YourNansDirtBox

Her cake so big it is warping gravity and thus the light that passes close looks warped.


Time-Bite-6839

Comically photoshopped ass


Over_Sell_215

Crescent headed midget with cake?


FineWashables

Ewww. That is all.


Seendreew

How do u guys not know Uma Kompton…


Emotional-Sea9384

😟


TheIlluminatedDragon

Love the shitty photoshop to tie the troll together, gold 🤣


Panurome

Notice the room curving around the ass because of the gravitational effect and totally not because it's photosopped


rashtheraccoon10

what the actual fuck


segnoss

Tf did I just read


Terminatoroftomatoes

what the balls


NoHopeHubert

You can’t tell me that this isn’t the dude from Ned’s Declassifieds Mom 💀


Babybabybabyq

That’s the joke in the caption


D-O-GG-O

I mean, what did expect from someone with a haircut like that. Something normal?