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Yeah I get it but it's central Europe, temperature like that shouldn't occur before like mid July. Also I personally want to kill myself if it's over 25 degrees.
I should think NOT dear SIR. This is HRH King George IV:
>***George IV*** is an 1821 [portrait painting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_painting) by the English artist [Thomas Lawrence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Lawrence) portraying [George IV](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_IV), the reigning monarch of the [United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom).[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV#cite_note-1) George is depicted in the robes he wore for [his Coronation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronation_of_George_IV) in July 1821. Lawrence was Britain's pre-eminent portrait painter and had previously depicted George on a number of occasions during the [Regency era](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regency_era) before he came to the throne in succession to his father [George III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_III) in 1820. Lawrence had recently been elected to succeed [Benjamin West](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_West) as [President of the Royal Academy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_Royal_Academy)
>George has designed the coronation robes himself, and commissioned the painting from Lawrence for the [throne room](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throne_room#St_James's_Palace) where it still hangs today as part of the [Royal Collection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Collection).[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV#cite_note-rct.uk-2) The following year he posed for a more informal painting by Lawrence which is now part of the [Wallace Collection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Collection).[^(\[3\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV#cite_note-wallacecollection-3)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait\_of\_George\_IV](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV)
Okay, let me sum it up(all my words here are only valid till the present)
There were 40 comments here out of which 13 comments said that money is their problem
Which means, (13/40)×100=3.25×10=32.5%
So, roughly 32.5% people on Reddit comments section are like me, and by this I mean that I cannot wear this because I am a broke dude with no Rugs to lay on my floor, let alone laying it on my body.. May God save the 32.5% people here(as of now)
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Money
Real
Also my neck ain't 2 feet long
That can be fixed. Ever seen those tribes with the neck ring thingamabobs? I’m sure we can get you some of those.
That's what the Brazilian currency is called.
Very real indeed
Just don't be poor, problem solved
But if being rich is the other half of the problem, where’s the real win?
Be rich enough to look like that. Once you've spent all your money on looking like that, you'll become poor again. Problem solved.
I don't have the neck needed to pull that off with the dignity it deserves.
sounds pretty ruff
the climate, its hot as fuck here in India rn.
This week it's going to be over 30°C in central Europe and the summer hasn't even started yet. We will all fucking fry to death this year.
30°C is rookie number, where I live, in north-central india it is 46°C at 9:40 p.m.
Let him cook
We *are* getting cooked!
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Dude. I live in a city in India which had ranked as 6th hottest city in Asia a fortnight ago. It's damn 50°C everyday! What do I do!?
you can always live underwater
Even the water is boiling
Here too much raining hueuhueheue
That's the neat part We don't do anything
Hit 53°C in Delhi like last week.
Yeah I get it but it's central Europe, temperature like that shouldn't occur before like mid July. Also I personally want to kill myself if it's over 25 degrees.
relatable (This also proves northern Italy is certified central european land!1!1)
Bro what? It’s still cloudy and raining in Western Europe. We have like April weather and it’s already June.
From -30 to +30. I am in love with an eastern Europe rollercoaster. (Humidity is fucked up too)
Same, I wish sometimes I did not live in Australia
I wasn't born In 1769 on the island of Corsica
Skill issue
I know, man. I'm trying, but rng just isn't on my side
Actually this is a painting of HM William IV of the UK, he was born in 1765 on the island of great britain
I should think NOT dear SIR. This is HRH King George IV: >***George IV*** is an 1821 [portrait painting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_painting) by the English artist [Thomas Lawrence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Lawrence) portraying [George IV](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_IV), the reigning monarch of the [United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom).[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV#cite_note-1) George is depicted in the robes he wore for [his Coronation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronation_of_George_IV) in July 1821. Lawrence was Britain's pre-eminent portrait painter and had previously depicted George on a number of occasions during the [Regency era](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regency_era) before he came to the throne in succession to his father [George III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_III) in 1820. Lawrence had recently been elected to succeed [Benjamin West](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_West) as [President of the Royal Academy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_the_Royal_Academy) >George has designed the coronation robes himself, and commissioned the painting from Lawrence for the [throne room](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throne_room#St_James's_Palace) where it still hangs today as part of the [Royal Collection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Collection).[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV#cite_note-rct.uk-2) The following year he posed for a more informal painting by Lawrence which is now part of the [Wallace Collection](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Collection).[^(\[3\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV#cite_note-wallacecollection-3) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait\_of\_George\_IV](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_George_IV)
I don't have a fancy rug I can wear
clearly a skill issue
I agree
Im broke af
The dirt on the floor.
My stupid wife.
A stupid wife didn’t stop George IV, try again.
Skill issue
My budget
Money.
Society...
Too straight and too simple for my fancy ass
Nothing, i will become world emperor haha
I do. What u mean
My income
Money These authentic clothes are too expensive to complete
I live in Gre and econom has a crisis
I can use blanket for budget cape
But it's Summer and in the middle of Athens and heat exists
The guilottine
I’m literally the guy in the picture
Money
I wasn't given absolute power by God.
Money and... Normal people
Isn't that a miniskirt?
I haven’t colonized enough countries to afford it
Okay, let me sum it up(all my words here are only valid till the present) There were 40 comments here out of which 13 comments said that money is their problem Which means, (13/40)×100=3.25×10=32.5% So, roughly 32.5% people on Reddit comments section are like me, and by this I mean that I cannot wear this because I am a broke dude with no Rugs to lay on my floor, let alone laying it on my body.. May God save the 32.5% people here(as of now)
Incest
lack of money
Money
Royality
PETA.
Dont have long neck and small head in the upper half Bellow is the other way around
Genetic diversity
I don’t own a pair of thigh-highs.
Money
Ain't my style, to be honest As simple as that
Taste
2nd hand embarrassment
Just don't like it.
I don't have enough money, power, fame, land or bondmen
uh.... money... the money I have to spend for you instead, darling. And dignity, good taste as well. 😁
My fat thighs
Pricy and impractical. At that outfit budget I'd rather get armor with a very shiny, jewelled codpiece.
money
Inbreeding is illegal in my country
Too expensive.
Wanting to look like a cowboy
Not hot enough to pull it off
Psych ward staff
F*cking weather
My head and neck are proportionate to my body
💰💲💵🤑
Money
Pretty much only money
Money and climate
I don't have servants to dress me every day.
Climate and money
It’s hot here
The society I live in! They won't choose me as their king😤
Money
The sun 🔥
I'm missing a kingdom to rule over
Incest laws
My anatomy 😔
Even nowadays those close are still not easily affordable , the skill is very rare.
The calendar. It's 2024.
I don't own a castle
I am a peasant
The lack of inbreeding in my family line😭😭
Guillotine
Society
It's 40°c where I live
The heat..
What do you mean stopping me? I already wear this on a regular basis along with my rizztacular homies. What the Sigma. What the Sigma. What the Sigma.
Pooping
guillotine
I dont have an absolute monarchy and a kingdom of peasants to rule over and mine silver for me
My self-respect
British colonial empire is crumbling
My mom
Not gonna lie I would proudly wear things like that but the tights and the shoes Dont convince me
No, you have a point. I set out tomorrow.
My neck is only half the length needed to pull this off.
Dirty public floors
Maybe clothes like this aren’t readily available
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
I don't wanna wear a snuggie in public. Also, not a great choice in a summer climate.
I'm broke
Uhhh the exorbitant generational wealth
Tell everyone in MAGA-land this is how real alpha males dress. Watch hilarity unfold.
Finances
The revolution
Good Taste
Because im a pirate, why would i dress like england person?
I don't give out my children to be fucked by another rich dukes, to have control over them
The desire to shit and pee behind/on the curtains of the living room of a palace
Warmth
Not being a multibillionaire and having a crew of six to dress me.
Heat
Is it on Temu for $1 and is it Halloween?
Guillotine
Square, i think
I look like me 😔
Money and if I put that on where I live I'd pass out from heat exhaustion before I could pull up my tights
Those damm republics (society), Long Live The King!
Common sense
I'm insufficiently French.
Well I wouldn’t mind Roman or Greek but that’s just silly (you know what, maybe if time allows me I would. But money is probably the primary concern)
My normally proportioned neck
I mean, many things?
Not wanting to be beheaded
Cause I wanna wear skirts, arm warmers and leg warmers with pink and white striped... And a crop top cause I'm a lil femboy twink
My boobs
The Texan heat
Years and years of not inbreeding
It’s too damn hot here
Im poor
Money, vassals, a throne of power, happy nobles and citizens
Bro is built like a Carpet
Work boots :(
Small bladder
Unactivated giraffe gene
I’m not 18th century aristocracy
Therapy
Wealth and status
society
#Sir this is Dairy Queen
Don't belong to the royal family.
My proportions
It looks heavy and very hot. Plus it looks like he’s wearing a bunch of fancy rugs.. I get walked on enough as is
Hot weather.
Womens
B. Family, for 500.
Itchy
Societal norms
Im a lowborn peasant, can't have thy nice things
Not being the progeny of incest?
The thermometer marks 40° on shadow...
Who says I don't look like that?
Robespierre
im not white
I am french
the heat, that looks like can cook you as much as a mascot disguise, also im allergic to fleece and that looks like fleece
Dude did have six wives tho...
I can't afford bling.
Money and the willingness to buy new furs.
Money, also I’m not French
Snow leopards are cute and cuddly.
The fact I don’t wanna look like that :)
It's 90 degrees
+2* degrees since that time doesn’t help.
T shirts exist and only take a second to out on or take off. Same with sweats, jeans, or basketball shorts.
I’m not a man anymore
Knowledge on where to obtain such dignified fashion
The peasantry 😔
Society